War Criminal Trump starts World War III... again!

When will it stop, comrades? When will the War Criminal Trump, who stole the election with Russian help from Ukraine, be stopped from repeatedly starting World War III?

From the earliest days of his illegal presidency, the War Criminal Trump has been a loose cannon in foreign affairs, destroying the carefully crafted diplomatic matrix that has sustained an acceptable level of terrorism on a global scale since the Carter administration.

The Democratic-Socialist giants that preceded this rogue established a workable system in which the United States acknowledged its proper place in the world. When a country like North Korea snapped its fingers, we jumped to apologize. When China looked askance, we gave them technological presents to enhance their ballistic missile capabilities in the name of preserving peace. When Iran called us the Great Satan and took American service personnel captive, we gave them plane loads of cash to atone for the wrongs of American imperialism.

We bowed to the House of ibn Saud.

But we were not the whipping-boy of the world, oh no. Each and every concession we made to China, North Korea, Iran, and countless other nations came with the ironclad requirement that they were to do whatever they damn well pleased in return.

Now what do we have? A WAR CRIMINAL in charge of the government, a dictator who runs mad. By my count, the War Criminal Trump has started Word War III on no less than three separate occasions, each with a devastating effect on a planetary scale.

Remember when the War Criminal Trump confronted peace-loving and reasonable North Korea for its entirely justified ballistic missile tests in the Pacific? World War III broke out! Japan was destroyed by North Korean nuclear strikes! The draft was reimposed by Executive Order! NATO collapsed! Prince Harry married Meghan Markle in protest!

And then, just days later it seemed, Trump embarked on an unprovoked trade war with the People's Republic of China that quickly escalated into another World War III! Taiwan was immediately invaded, while the U.S. Pacific Fleet was reduced to a pile of smoking rubble at the bottom of the ocean! The global economy collapsed! Africa erupted in ethnic warfare! Guam capsized as millions of war refugees clambered onto the island and upset its balance! The draft was re-reinstated by Executive Order! Rationing was imposed on gasoline, wheat, meat, sugar, plywood, and feminine hygiene products!

And now, finally, just days ago, War Criminal Trump ordered the ruthless assassination of the Iranian Elvis, their equivalent of the vice president, a peaceful and beloved public figure! He was killed by a cowardly American drone-launched missile as he waited at the Baghdad airport to pick up his children from school! War Criminal Trump MADE THE AYATOLLAH CRY!

War Criminal Trump forced the Iranians to shoot down a Ukrainian airliner full of Canadians because Ukraine didn't produce enough dirt on the Bidens, and to get back at Justin Trudeau for being a way cooler head of state than War Criminal Trump is!

Then World War III began AGAIN! Wall Street crashed! The draft was re-re-reinstated! Britain voted to leave the EU and immediately began holding gladiatorial games in Piccadilly Circus! Australia burst into flames! Riot, followed by famine, followed by cannibalism swept through the Midwest! Mayor Pete had a hissy fit! As anarchy and chaos swept the globe, GRETA THUNBERG WAS OPENLY MOCKED!

Now, comrades, now as we squat in the rubble of our once great civilization, brought to ruin by the War Criminal Trump, can we not agree that this madman must be stopped? If he starts a fourth World War III, Democratic-Socialism may be doomed! Doomed, I say! DOOMED!

Doomed!

Dooooooooommmmmmmmed....
 

This most equal analysis of the Current Truth deserves to be named the crown jewel of progressive journalism, let alone the Mother Page placement.

Our editorial board only had to fix one typo that said "Word War III" instead of "World War III," but that is in itself a perfect Freudian slip that deserves a pamphlet of its own.

For his/her/xir equal achievents, Ivan Betinov is hereby presented with the coveted Hero of Socialist Labor medal and award, placed in formaldehyde right next to his brain jar.


 

Thank you, comrade Director. As always, I like bling in my jar...makes me feel like a goldfish with a little castle in my tank to make me feel good (goldfish, for reasons Soviet Science has yet to fully discover, are attracted to castles; it may be an indication that they have only progressed to the feudal/serf level of development in the dialectic). And as always, a hearty tip of the jar lid to the boys down in AgitProp for the most equal graphics.
 

Are World Wars numbered III more equal than those numbered I or II? I'm concerned that Betinov's war(s) are marginalizing those who came before, effectively stuffing them down the "memory hole."

Congratulations Comrade other Ivan, I hope that medal isn't painted with the lead based paint our boys in Agitprop use...
 

"Betinov's War." I LIKE IT! But my likes and dislikes do not matter.

No I think that we might well label these civilization-scarring conflicts the War Criminal Trump has started as World War III, World War III(a) and World War III(b).
 

Why don’t you crazy commies send Trump pallets of cash? That ought to stop him.

Bwahahahahahaaa!!! Lol!

Send him pallets of cash! Get it? That’s a funny, son. That’s a funny. Pallets of cash for peace. That’s a good one.

What a bunch of dopes.

Man, I crack me up. Pallets of cash for peace.
 

Ivan Betinov

"Betinov's War." I LIKE IT! But my likes and dislikes do not matter.

No I think that we might well label these civilization-scarring conflicts the War Criminal Trump has started as World War III, World War III(a) and World War III(b).

Or - World War 3.1, World War 3.2, World War 3.3, World War 3.4, and so on.

However, after Net Neutrality has already killed us all, everything that happened afterward is moot.
 

'War' is such a harsh word. What is it good for? Absolutely nuthin' Say it again! Whatever happened to Police Action? Operation Ass Kick, or just Iranian Conflict?
 

$.$. Halliburton

Why don’t you crazy commies send Trump pallets of cash? That ought to stop him.

Bwahahahahahaaa!!! Lol!

Send him pallets of cash! Get it? That’s a funny, son. That’s a funny. Pallets of cash for peace. That’s a good one.

What a bunch of dopes.

Man, I crack me up. Pallets of cash for peace.

CASH FOR PEACE!

What a great sloga - and a name for a progressive website - CashForPeace.org, Cash4Peace.org, etc.

We can collect cash from people who want peace and promise to send it to Iran, North Korea, ISIS, etc. so that they wouldn't attack us. We can send some of it, true - like maybe 10% - and the best part is that we can have the life of the Clintons if we model CashForPeace.org on their Clinton Foundation.

Imagine if all the students, teachers, workers, veterans, and retirees start sending us envelopes with cash, hoping it would buy them peace. It's like an insurance policy. The beauty of cash is that you can report as much or as little of it as you want. Who's going to know?

This is a gold mine. Let's go 50/50. WHat do you say, Uncle Ka-Ching? (that's our diminutive family name for $.$. Halliburton).
 

Red Square

CASH FOR PEACE!
This is a gold mine. Let's go 50/50. WHat do you say, Uncle Ka-Ching? (that's our diminutive family name for $.$. Halliburton).

That's a worthy cause I can really sink my teeth into.
 

I already made the logo. We're in business!


 

$.$. Halliburton

Why don’t you crazy commies send Trump pallets of cash? That ought to stop him.

Bwahahahahahaaa!!! Lol!

Send him pallets of cash! Get it? That’s a funny, son. That’s a funny. Pallets of cash for peace. That’s a good one.

What a bunch of dopes.

Man, I crack me up. Pallets of cash for peace.
Alternatively, Trump can send the Democrats pallets of cash to appease them. In unmarked bills, various currencies: dollars, euros, gold doubloons, and piastres.
 

Red Square

Alternatively, Trump can send the Democrats pallets of cash to appease them. In unmarked bills, various currencies: dollars, euros, gold doubloons, and piastres.

The Democrats? Pallets of counterfeit money.
 

Red Square

$.$. Halliburton

Why don’t you crazy commies send Trump pallets of cash? That ought to stop him.

Bwahahahahahaaa!!! Lol!

Send him pallets of cash! Get it? That’s a funny, son. That’s a funny. Pallets of cash for peace. That’s a good one.

What a bunch of dopes.

Man, I crack me up. Pallets of cash for peace.

Alternatively, Trump can send the Democrats pallets of cash to appease them. In unmarked bills, various currencies: dollars, euros, gold doubloons, and piastres.

Brilliant oh Supreme Director. Surely an idea $.$. Halliburton can fully invest in thereby cutting out the middle men of China and Ukraine. China and Ukraine 'didn't make that' currency. ...right?

Right???
or is it the mythical hare-brained rodent who is cracking up here?
 

Red Square

I already made the logo. We're in business!


Brilliant! Inspired! Where do I get my fair share??
 

 

Papa Kalashnikook

The next world war won’t be fought on the battlefield, it will be fought on the front pages of fake news.

You crazy commies can quote me on that.
 

Now it's time for WWIII 1/2
 

Red Square

I already made the logo. We're in business!



All the proceeds will, of course, be equally shared according to one's needs, right?

- SK
 

 

Papa Kalashnikook

Holy cow, that sure is the kurrent truth. I no sooner than get the key in the padlock of my SHTF stronghold of supplies when BADA BING, BADA fizzle, it's over before I can even turn the key.

Kudos to Komrade Ivan in a Jar for the most excellent reporting on war criminal Trump's criminal war activities of which he sucks at.

In the meantime, I think I'll load up my SHTF supplies and head on up to Virginia where Gov. BlackFace seems to be whipping up a mighty fine Civil War between his yankee infiltrating constituents in NORTHERN Virginia against the SOUTHERN rural gun owning gentility in the rest of the state known as flyover country constituents.

Lee-Jackson Day seems to be shaping up mighty fine in Richmond. War criminal Trump needs to pay attention and see how it's done korrectly.
 

Rumor has it that President Trump assuaged the Glorious Peoples' Heroic CommieRATic party Coup by sending them 12(!) [TWELVE!!!] pallets of Pure Cash!

However, the cash was denominated in Venezuelan bolivar soberanos and Zimbabwean "Dollars"... (Sadly, the Zimbabwean dollar is now totally demonitized.) However a Zimbabwean bank note in the amount of Z$1,000,000,000,000 would make a wonderful wall hanging!