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ISIS sympathetic youth center to open doors in Dearborn, MI

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DEARBORN, MI - Following months of obstruction by state officials, the federal government intervened on behalf of a Muslim group who is outspokenly supportive of the Islamic State, to open the doors of a new Islamic youth outreach center in a lower-income area in the city of Dearborn. The facility will be run by Syrian-born Aisha Hani-Salaam, a recent immigrant and unapologetic supporter of ISIS.

President Obama, who signed the executive order to allow the center, said, "We need to take advantage of every opportunity to end the violence between our people. Hopefully this will start a new era in relations between the United States and the religion of Islam. Muslims are understandably angry over the Western media's overblown portrayal of ISIL as merciless killers. I believe this is a good opportunity to end the fighting and use diplomacy to usher in a new era of peace, as well as gain a powerful new ally in that part of the world."

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Despite the President's hopeful and reassuring message, Hani-Salaam remains angry and openly criticizes some American Muslims for their 'lukewarm' traditional condemnations of the United States.

Hani-Salaam's frustration can somewhat be justified by the failure of his American neighbors to understand his clear and sincere message: convert, submit, or die by the sword. Time and time again he has laid it out in plain words during his various media appearances, radio interviews, and townhall meetings, assuring his opponents of the peaceful nature of Islam, saying that ISIS fighters aren't doing anything outside normal religious practices, and even promising to prove it by beheading a talk show host from the local NPR affiliate radio station during live broadcast, and yet most Americans continue to have a rather grim view of ISIS and Islam in general, which makes this pious religious man understandably angry.

His new inclusive youth outreach center, known only as 'The Mosque,' has already announced its plans to take at-risk youth of any race, faith, or gender off the streets and redirect their anger at society by giving them a new sense of identity and purpose. Kids in the program between the ages of four to twenty, who previously roamed the alleyways at night and caused trouble in neighborhoods, will now participate in team-building exercises, daily religious tutoring, and will be improving their self-esteem by awakening their inner heroes and martyrs.

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"We do not discriminate," says Hani-Salaam. "We are very welcoming and inviting to all the youth in the area, unlike most American youth programs. We want to create an atmosphere of racial and religious harmony on our grounds, while teaching about Islam, the path to martyrdom, and peace of mind."

"We understand that delinquent behavior in American children and teenagers is mostly the result of poor leadership, substandard living conditions, lack of attention from their parents, and often the lack of fathers," Hani-Salaam continues. "We promise to fill the void in these children's souls by giving them acceptance and support they can't get anywhere else, as well as a stronger presence of authority in their lives. They may be picked on and excluded in school or at home, but here they are all equal disciples of the Prophet (PBUH)."

The Mosque will have weekly 'popcorn nights' as the children watch recent works from Syria's new generation of independent filmmakers. The movie selection mostly includes action and adventure, and sometimes popular among American youths, fantasy revenge films similar to Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds and Django Unchained, only with an Islamic twist. Daily 'reading hours' include reading fresh ISIS brochures delivered to The Mosque directly from Syria, studying and discussing articles from the English-language Inspire magazine published in the Arabian Peninsula, or doing independent online research on various Islamic websites.

Impressed by The Mosque's inclusive non-bias program, many local schools have invited Hani-Salaam to speak to their students. His busy schedule includes visiting at least one classroom a day, always a different one, talking to the local children and inviting them to The Mosque.

"It's a good way to bring diverse culture to our young community," says principal Al-Dawla. "Up until now we have been struggling with troubled youth in the city, but now I believe we have found a solution that will guide them to a more purposeful path."

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After school programs include:
1. Recycling - Recycle according to Allah. Recycle household objects into IED.
2. Art - Prize for best cartoon showing infidels what happens to those who draw Allah.
Use sidewalk chalk to mark houses of local Christian and Jews
Spray paint your favorite ISIS slogans throughout your neighborhood.
3. Science - Explore how to use regular household chemicals in bomb making.
4. Games - Improv scenes where you get to burn alive, drown and behead infidels. Be creative!
Scavenger hunt. Scavenge to find the makings of an IED vest. The child who blows up the most people wins a prize!

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This is glorious! Plans include...

Sing-along events

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Whittling

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Cookouts

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The ever-popular knot tying class

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And now swimming!

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I'm wondering if we can look forward to an explosive interview with Hani-Salaami on NPR.

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OksanaTheTerrible wrote:After school programs include:

4. Games - Improv scenes where you get to burn alive, drown and behead infidels. Be creative!
Scavenger hunt. Scavenge to find the makings of an IED vest. The child who blows up the most people wins a prize!

72 cookies!

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Chedoh wrote:
OksanaTheTerrible wrote:After school programs include:

4. Games - Improv scenes where you get to burn alive, drown and behead infidels. Be creative!
Scavenger hunt. Scavenge to find the makings of an IED vest. The child who blows up the most people wins a prize!

72 cookies!
Great idea! But I think 72 cookies should be the name of ISIS daycare center.

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OksanaTheTerrible wrote:
Chedoh wrote:
OksanaTheTerrible wrote:After school programs include:

4. Games - Improv scenes where you get to burn alive, drown and behead infidels. Be creative!
Scavenger hunt. Scavenge to find the makings of an IED vest. The child who blows up the most people wins a prize!

72 cookies!
Great idea! But I think 72 cookies should be the name of ISIS daycare center.

Who's to say it isn't? Most equal contribution Comrade!


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Snopes.com is relentless! Another debunking. Frankly, I liked the previous debunkings better, this one is too bland and misses the juiciest quotes.

Additionally, they could use a little debunking, too, as in the beginning of this debunking they called us, The People's Cube, "People's Daily," which is the official Chinese Communist Party organ. No doubt The People's Daily is a perfectly equal Communist Party organ, and yet one had better be advised not to confuse it with The People's Cube, which is the mother of all Communist Party organs. It is infinitely more equal than other Party organs.

By the time of this posting, Snopes editors have corrected this error, saving the blundering author from inevitable show trial and execution. But the screenshot still shows it.

Dearborn in the U.S.A.

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OksanaTheTerrible wrote:
Chedoh wrote:
OksanaTheTerrible wrote:After school programs include:

4. Games - Improv scenes where you get to burn alive, drown and behead infidels. Be creative!
Scavenger hunt. Scavenge to find the makings of an IED vest. The child who blows up the most people wins a prize!

72 cookies!
Great idea! But I think 72 cookies should be the name of ISIS daycare center.
Really? Do you actually think Moochelle will approve of this? Be careful, dear Oksana. You are posting close to the "edge."

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Red Square wrote:Snopes.com is relentless! Another debunking. Frankly, I liked the previous debunkings better, this one is too bland and misses the juiciest quotes.

Additionally, they could use a little debunking, too, as in the beginning of this debunking they called us, The People's Cube, "People's Daily," which is the official Chinese Communist Party organ. No doubt The People's Daily is a perfectly equal Communist Party organ, and yet one had better be advised not to confuse it with The People's Cube, which is the mother of all Communist Party organs. It is infinitely more equal than other Party organs.

By the time of this posting, Snopes editors have corrected this error, saving the blundering author from inevitable show trial and execution. But the screenshot still shows it.

Dearborn in the U.S.A.

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This is a very disappointing denouncement. This is no more than cut and paste. And they're not even using Party™ letterhead. Snopes has lost all credibility, in my eyes, now.

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And this morning Wonkette joined Snopes in debunking this story, calling it "unfunny satire," and illustrating it with someone else's Photoshop job:

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Email From Your Crazy Uncle: Obama Welcomes ISIS Youth Groups To Michigan, Sure Why Not

Doktor Zoom over at Wonkette wrote:Wow, did you hear the shocking news that Barack Obama used one of those unconstitutional executive order thingies to allow a “youth center” run by an open ISIS sympathizer to open in Dearborn, Michigan, which is full of radical Muslims already? It's completely true, apart from the fact that it's wholly fictional. But somebody was worried enough to post it on an anti-Muslim Facebook page, and apparently it's getting some traction on social media, even though it's from rightwing fake-news site The People's Cube, which is another of those sites that thinks “satire” need not be “funny.”

Snopes.com shares the People's Cube's uncannily on-target version of how wingnuts think Obama actually talks: [...]

It's just like being right there with him on one of his endless “apology tours!” It's really uncanny how well they've got Obama's voice, what with the apologies for Muslims, the wimpiness, and the calling ISIS some crazy acronym that nobody else uses.

Read more at https://wonkette.com/590401/email-from- ... re-why-not

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Speaking of Wonkette, we already wrote about this "enlightened liberal" site's fascination with Soviet-like prog porn.

Prog porn: Elizabeth Warren mug from Wonkette

Wonkette imitates the People's Cube with more prog porn

Wonkette comrades still continue to imitate the People's Cube while calling this Party Organ "unfunny." But imitation is the most equal form of flattery, comrades.

Here's the latest prog porn agitprop copied from their header:

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Its NEVER funny to mock the state or state-approved ideas!

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Chedoh wrote:Its NEVER funny to mock the state or state-approved ideas!

I would think feel that it is IMPOSSIBLE to mock the State (pbui), considering its overwhelmingly obvious Beauty, Truth, and Goodness.

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Dr Zoom needs to remember that only The State™ or The Party™ may determine what is Funny™. Anything else is Offensive™.


 
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