The Glorious World of Next Tuesday

Will arrive on Wednesday, January 20th. Maybe even earlier if Comrades Pelosi and Schumer can get The Drumph impeached before then.

Healthcare will finally be FREE! The borders will be open! All guns will be confiscated!

And, best of all, Global Warming will be a thing of the past as all industry, all business, all Capitalism (spit, spit) in the new USSA will be shut down!

No one will have a job, and you will own nothing, and you'll be happy! Because if you aren't, you'll be sent to Re-Education Kamp.

Be prepared to denounce and turn in any neighbors, parents, anyone who has ever supported that Drumph monster.
 

I, for one, say "ni hao" to our new overlords!

(PS: the squirrel has said bad things about comrade Stalin!)
 

Me gazing fondly on the glorious world of Next Tuesday:


 

A world celebration of the end of the hideous Drumph:
 

Mikhail Lysenkomann

Will arrive on Wednesday, January 20th. Maybe even earlier if Comrades Pelosi and Schumer can get The Drumph impeached before then.

Healthcare will finally be FREE! The borders will be open! All guns will be confiscated!

And, best of all, Global Warming will be a thing of the past as all industry, all business, all Capitalism (spit, spit) in the new USSA will be shut down!

No one will have a job, and you will own nothing, and you'll be happy! Because if you aren't, you'll be sent to Re-Education Kamp.

Be prepared to denounce and turn in any neighbors, parents, anyone who has ever supported that Drumph monster.

Komrade M.L., I am all a dither about welcoming the G.W.O.N.T.

I've had this 1974 song stuck in my head all day.


 

We will need vaseline for the next four years.

Lots and LOTS of vaseline.
 

Ellsworth Toohey

We will need vaseline for the next four years.

Lots and LOTS of vaseline.
We will be lucky if we are allowed the vaseline.
 

What is this "pure" vaseline future, comrades? It comes without sand???

NoMalarky, 'pelipksy comes here to ask Professor Lysenkomann a serious question and the whole collective's all vaseline'd up like Obama's wee wee.

Professor Lysenkomann, it is anecdotal fact there is polar ice spreading into Central Texazistan right this very timestamped minute: second according to Central Texazistan's anecdotes as well as by the .gov institute.

Is this evidence of the Biden Cold Culture that proves you correct in prediction of end of Global Warminst??

Could we find ourselves moving into a colder political climate period? Will glaciers once again push their piles of rocks and debris into Central Texazistan?

forelocktugaxin'
'pelipsky
 

jackalopelipsky

What is this "pure" vaseline future, comrades? It comes without sand???

... the whole collective's all vaseline'd up like Obama's wee wee.
...
forelocktugaxin'
'pelipsky

Do not spread fake news, Mythical Horned Lagomorph! Such agitprop!

All brainwashedinformed and compliant proles know that Obama's wee wee is of no significance. He's a receiver, not a giver (that is Reggie's role).

The easy way to keep track is that it conforms to his economic policies.
 

jackalopelipsky

'pelipksy comes here to ask Professor Lysenkomann a serious question and the whole collective's all vaseline'd up like Obama's wee wee.

Professor Lysenkomann, it is anecdotal fact there is polar ice spreading into Central Texazistan right this very timestamped minute: second according to Central Texazistan's anecdotes as well as by the .gov institute.

Is this evidence of the Biden Cold Culture that proves you correct in prediction of end of Global Warminst??

Could we find ourselves moving into a colder political climate period? Will glaciers once again push their piles of rocks and debris into Central Texazistan?
Remember, Comrade, that in the GWONT, Cold is Warm, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength.

It is not for you to ponder the meaning of the Global Warming now gripping Texazistan. Especially if you see Pinky nearby. You are only to know that Dear Leader (PBUH) will fix it.

As to Vaseline, I would advise you to stay away from the Rear Entrance to Tractor Barn #2.
 

Mikhail Lysenkomann

jackalopelipsky

'pelipksy comes here to ask Professor Lysenkomann a serious question and the whole collective's all vaseline'd up like Obama's wee wee.

Professor Lysenkomann, it is anecdotal fact there is polar ice spreading into Central Texazistan right this very timestamped minute: second according to Central Texazistan's anecdotes as well as by the .gov institute.

Is this evidence of the Biden Cold Culture that proves you correct in prediction of end of Global Warminst??

Could we find ourselves moving into a colder political climate period? Will glaciers once again push their piles of rocks and debris into Central Texazistan?
Remember, Comrade, that in the GWONT, Cold is Warm, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength.

It is not for you to ponder the meaning of the Global Warming now gripping Texazistan. Especially if you see Pinky nearby. You are only to know that Dear Leader (PBUH) will fix it.

As to Vaseline, I would advise you to stay away from the Rear Entrance to Tractor Barn #2.

Ya! Ya! Ya! Professor Lysenkomann

All of the above is complete truth.

But, but...the anecdotal facts of Central Cooling in Texazistan???

Be ready to polarize Institute with anecdotal facts of hockey swing to kultural kkkooling. Research must be funded by State. First is snowin' in Central Texazistan and then another snowglobe job as Hunter Biden makes a career shift from Burisma Board Member and Lobbyist to untrained artist professional. Snnnnowwwglobevillage.

KKKooling is anecdotally happenin', Professor. Get your grant funding applications in before the Lobbyists trough up all The People's $$$.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky