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Lubyanka: Revolution before the Revolushion!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73FGKWKaV7A

Priviet Comrades! WE are informed by prominent Party Members that the NEXT REVULSHION is on its way from Lubyanka! All thought has been devised and paths forward addressed! We will win the World of Next Tuesday as long as all proles are complicit in their support of The Party at Lubyanka!

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Comrade!

They tore down the statue of my mentor, Comrade Dzerzhinsky! He taught me so much about proper methods of, shall we say, persuasion. Not even Comrade Beria gave me such great advice! I can't worship 'The Lubyanka' without my dear friend Felix's statue close by. BRING BACK Dzerzhinsky STATUES!!!!



In Great Socialist Peoplehood!
Your Humble Liquidator,



Dimitri

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This is not a problem comrade Dimitri (for we know your first name is what matters and we do not give respect to your last name! SO Kissov!)

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We will bring back the statues you request as soon as ALL the rethuglikkkan statues in USSA have been decimated! Get the fuck to work you meager PROLE and don't question my red ass again! Kapiche???

Liquidate them racist white statues in USSA, and then... let's talk!

Your Commissar,

RR from the grave

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Ekh, Lubyanka...

Dear Liquidator Dimitri, here another scene of Iron Felix's Glorious Ascension to the Heaven of Next Tuesday™:

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The time/space coordinates being November 1989 and the capital of those Slavs who call themselves Pan and Pani.

By jolly Nagant, Iron Felix was one of them! Pan Feliks Dzierżyński, as they most equally korrekt call him. A nobleman, no less, such an (ex-)burzhuikulak. They didn't nickname him Железный Феликс, Iron Felix, here - no no, they dubbed him Czerwony Kat, Red Hangman.

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[center]FELIKS DZIERŻYŃSKI[/center][center]THE PRIDE OF THE POLISH[/center][center]REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT[/center][/color]


        Mystery item No. 1


Red Hangman getting ready to blast off:

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(a register of syegodnyye rasstryely - today's shooting executions - still firmly in grip)


Surprise, surprise:

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Turned out, the supposedly cast-bronze effigy was actually cast in concrete, thinly coated with a bronze skin, and so it crumbled already in air (head plus shoulders also came off, in one piece)...

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Stashed in the junkyard of Warsaw's Road Administration, Iron Concrete Felix slowly rotted away until - near 3 decades later, in 2018 - the remains of the statue were turned ( [OFF] and korrektly so! [ON] ) to the Museum of Polish History. Nicely documented in 0:46 here.




Plus a nostalgic flashback to 1936 (or is it a prophetic outlook to 2025?):

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and he added: Da da, Kancyel Kultura - coming out of the barrel of my Nagant.

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What is this installation? Reimagined Lubyanka??

Like the Lubyanka needed a facelift to show it's au curraunte' and not stuck in the past, comrades?
This installation smacks of gimmicks done by Capitalist Product Advisor Boards with lots of poll tested data to tell comrades they will 'like' NEW Coke.

But, it does cast a nice shade for comrades loitering at the entrance.

'pelipsky

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Thank you for contributions Comrades!

There are gifts waiting for you in The Bunker™ under Tractor Barn 6!

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Spasiba, spasiba, Komrade Ghost!
Coffer stuffed with $$$? Gilded shampanskoye? No no, I take If-If-If Messiah!

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We work for EWE Comrade! We work for EWE!
Soon We will have all you Desire!

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The Ghost of Red Rooster wrote:We work for EWE Comrade! We work for EWE!
Soon We will have all you Desire!

Yes!! Ghost of... and even stuff a comrade even thoughtcrime thinks would be desirable. To Desire is to tell the State you aren't satisfied with what the State has proportionately provided.

Do not let slick color ads in Obama Lover Capitalist Pig magazines of neck-ed wymyn wearin' just jewelry, and a hot eyed smile, tempt comrades into desiring above their station.

'pelipsky

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Ahem! We are not pimps Comrade JP, in fact we give all proportions equally to all equal proles. It just so happens that Comrade Dumpkaoff (or whatever it's name is) has been delivering for The Party™ long before your supposed commitment to the cause.

So Comrade Metamorphosis! We will be watching you also for ample rewards towards the World of Next Tuesday!!!

What will you give Comrade? What will you give?

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The Ghost of Red Rooster wrote:Ahem! We are not pimps Comrade JP, in fact we give all proportions equally to all equal proles. It just so happens that Comrade Dumpkaoff (or whatever it's name is) has been delivering for The Party™ long before your supposed commitment to the cause.

So Comrade Metamorphosis! We will be watching you also for ample rewards towards the World of Next Tuesday!!!

What will you give Comrade? What will you give?

Yes, yes, yes, Ghost of... 'pelipsky was even invited to deliver for The Party™ years ago, but set aside personal ambition to agitate the masses locally. Toiling in beet fields reeducating local proles from Federalist Papers, Constitution, and other divisive facts. So, while not here, the mythical horned rodent was virtually here all along.

When the mythical horned rodent was repeatedly placed on the endangered species list to be extinguished, 'pelipsky would visit TPC™ and listen to some reeducated karaoke lyrics by the Mass Hooliginator of Karaoke - Groucho Marxist - and relearn to feel a whole lot better about mythselve. That 20 year sentence working at The People's Battery Acid Reclamation Plant was like REAL labor - involving sweat and using paint in ways not stipulated on State Approved Labels, was a fertile, but toxic period that sucked the endangered Jackalopelipsky under the surface of the earff's crust in a 5 year plan of solitary confinement.

Only to rise again -- off the extinct species list - and onward into the mythical reality of the horned rodent now known as Jackalopelipsky.

Forelock tuggin' for Blue Sky®
'pelipsky


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Wow, this TPC™ Hard Communism really delivers.


 
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