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• How to make your own Doomsday Clock
  
• Apocalypse now-ish
  
• Your parents are Nazis
  
• End of world this year predicted worse than last
  
• Top 10 worst villains still trumping Trump
  
• Post-election escape plan: top 10 countries to move to if Trump wins
  
• ‘Too Late' explained: Greta reveals the point of no return
  

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Popular Psychosis Doomsday Clock ticking explained by Kamala.

Once again, Margaret has suggested replacing the Doomsday Clock with the Next Tuesday Clock. It will count down the minutes remaining to Utopia which, as all comrades know, is scheduled for Next Tuesday.

We can also call it the How-Soon-to-Utopia? Clock.

It's a very equal idea, but I'm not sure how to visualize it in a manner accessible to the broad unwashed masses.

Suggestions are welcome. Here's my crude sketch:



An alternative version, where the animals can all be unicorns:

Margaret wrote: ↑

1/28/2024, 7:45 pm

At last, someone who knows what’s going on, and taking care of it. The anxiety was blurring the jackalope’s vision, anyway.

Red Square wrote: ↑

1/28/2024, 3:19 pm

Once again, Margaret has suggested replacing the Doomsday Clock with the Next Tuesday Clock. It will count down the minutes remaining to Utopia which, as all comrades know, is scheduled for Next Tuesday.

We can also call it the How-Soon-to-Utopia? Clock.

It's a very equal idea, but I'm not sure how to visualize it in a manner accessible to the broad unwashed masses.

Suggestions are welcome. Here's my crude sketch:



An alternative version, where the animals can all be unicorns:

How about a Next Tuesday Advent Calendar?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/28/2024, 9:08 pm

How about a Next Tuesday Advent Calendar?

Behind one of the little doors you'll find your very own little subsidized toy EV!

President Potemkin wrote: ↑

1/28/2024, 9:22 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/28/2024, 9:08 pm

How about a Next Tuesday Advent Calendar?

Behind one of the little doors you'll find your very own little subsidized toy EV!

Too good to be really true!
What’s behind the Tractor Barn #2 Door? President Potemkin.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑

1/30/2024, 7:26 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/21/2024, 10:05 am

Popular Psychosis Doomsday Clock ticking explained by Kamala.

Well, that was certainly unsettling.

No comrade, in any part of the World shall experience hunger! Kamala Word Salads shall fill their stomachs each day. Like manna from Heaven, collecting more Kamala Word Salad than a comrade can tolerate in one day, will become worm food leftovers. Kamala Word Salads are new every morning.

A lesson from First Karenthians 2:1-3