Pink Burka Brigade Protests Dead Parasite Displays

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Our very own Pink Burka Brigade is planning a protest at the University of Cincinnati.

The opposition, those vile miscreants "UC Students for Life," had the audacity to host the abominable Genocide Awareness Project (GAP). GAP travels around the nation (on whose authority is still being investigated), with unfair, misleading, and wildly inaccurate photographs depicting the results of reproductive choice. These haters of liberty have the audacity to say that reproductive choice is a holocaust.

As everybody who has been trained in our Party school system knows, no holocaust has ever occurred in the history of our glorious nation. Cleansing a woman's uterus of parasites is not a holocaust, it is a healthy thing to do.

These students want to curb sexual freedom. Our founders died so that we could have reproductive choice, which includes free contraception, abortion on demand, sex on demand, quid pro quo arrangements for babies, any and all aspects of sexual freedom were founding tenants of our great nation. Who can forget Patrick Henry's famous cry, "Give me unlimited contraception and abortion or give me death!"

The Pink Burka Brigade will be showing depictions of female anatomy as a highly effective way counter to the students' dead parasite displays. They expect the students to feel quite ashamed and humiliated by this. It's very effective to display female anatomy to those who hold archaic and outmoded thoughts such as sex being reserved for that slave-like institution, marriage. "Those antiquated thoughts are still not a crime, but we are crafting legislation so that they will be soon," said the Commissar of Gender Equality. ... lia-on-cam

On a related note, SCOTUS will be hearing oral arguments about DOMA and Prop 8 near the end of March. Marriage equality proponents are very hopeful that decisions will be reached to gut the bourgeois institution of marriage by making it gender neutral. This will finally free children from the purview of marriage, a long held goal of the Party. They are also quite hopeful that after this change has been in effect for a number of years, we will see great strides in driving churches out of civil society.

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"Those antiquated thoughts are still not a crime, but we are crafting legislation so that they will be soon," said the Commissar of Gender Equality.
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"We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now."

"There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Party. There will be no love, except the love of Big Brother. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent there will be no need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever."

[until the neurologists figure it out, Planned Parenthood will have to do for now]

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Silly UC Students for Life. There is no comparison between abortion and the holocaust.
The misguided students just do not understand the power of re-direction and the low-information-person. Like a squirrel to a dog The People™ will be spellbound by frilly pink vagina suits and quickly forget the students' "message." Our next task is to wear Oval Office Door outfits to distract from what is going on inside there ....

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Pink burka: I'm sweating like a pig in this thing. Pork is against Sharia.

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