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This is sooo glorious! Finally, what the teabagger capitalist pigs needs... a real place to call home. Comrade Rhamie has done a fantastico job in creating a real retreat for the mentally infirmedleftist. Although, I do have concern'sif they are capable of filling out the forms, since those "f****ing retards" (OH! Rhamie!) are a wee bit slowish, but I know glorious Leader will have agovernment mandatedsolution.

I am a little confused as to why precious Comrade Rham called these "retards" Progress's and Liberals? Aren't these the lying teabaggers?

How dare prima-ballerina Rahm apologize? These retarded folks should be honored to be compared to Progs just as they should've been honored to have their Olympics compared to Dear Leader's bowling form.

I'm so tired of having to apologize to people who are just too stupid to understand that they've just been complimented. Ungrateful bastards. Take 'em all to the Flabbergas chambers!

Comrade Whoopie wrote: I'm so tired of having to apologize to people who are just too stupid to understand that they've just been complimented. Ungrateful bastards. Take 'em all to the Flabbergas chambers!

Spoken like a true Robert Bernard Shaw groupie. The collective is very proud! I mess. No fuss. Clean and articulate, just like our glorious Leader.

Progs say the darndest things.

Watching the Obama administration is like watching a really twisted version of the Art Linkletter show. But Linkletter's kids were funny in a pleasant way.

Is the school on line? If not it should be. Progs won't even have to get out of bed to get a degree. It's the best way to ensure complete fairness.

Break for TV commercial:
Hi I'm John Doe and I'm a Retarded Progressive Liberal.
I got my RPL degree from Rahm Emanuel's School and now I work for the Obama Administration.
Yes, You Can Too..................
Insert little children with light blue Obama shirts singing "Yes You Can" with contact data.
End commercial.

I wonder if the school has a progressive sex-ed class to teach the pre-teen and teenage daughters of Democrats how to correctly, service the sons of Republicans, place a condom on a banana.

Grigori E.R. wrote:Is the school on line?

rahm's f'ing school will be online 'hopefully' next year (after the 'show elections' of 2010 are over). although there will be a state mandatory regulation that the short bus will have to pick up the liberal students in the morning, drive them around for a while then return them to their computers before the daily online f'ing classes start. then again at the end of the f'ing school day, the short bus will return to pick up the f'ing retards, drive them around the block or so and drop them back off at their f'ing house. it's the only logical solution for online home schooling. the f'ing short buses will only cost aprox 1.7 trillion f'ing dollars for the first three years. but would you rather spend nothing on the little f'ing retards and have them end up like bush? really... you need to f'ing think about it. cause that's what could happen. don't f'ing piss me off.


reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples f'ing black op

Leninka wrote:I wonder if the school has a progressive sex-ed class

yes they do.

those classes are taught in the f'ing Kevin Jennings Pedophilia & Rape wing by an entire staff of retired kindergarten teachers left over from the 1960's (you know the ones). they teach both hands-on adult classes and have 12-year-old and under mandatory volunteer classes. but i remind you that the f'ing lab fees are quite expensive as this is top of the line education in child manipulation and f'ing indoctrination.

if you personally are not interested in abusing a f'ing child, they do offer a child-on-child/voyerism class that's unparalleled, taught by f'ing Mr. Jennings himself.

you f'ing pervert.
reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the people black op

HAHAHAH...oh! damn my side hurts and I spewed some People's Vodka on our Collective Komputor Skreen...omg Blackmarket you get an "A" for this post, you f'ing retard!! SALUTE!!! <holy shit I'm still laughing/choking>

f'ing Blackmarket!!!

What the f' are you doing here comrade! These f'ing plans weren't supposed to be revealed until we got the f'ing Rethuglikans to agree to put through legislation to stop the use of the word RETARD! Are you f'ing nuts? Everyone knows the double back fascist tactic, didn't you read the manual?

First, we ban the word RETARD. Then f'ing Kevin Jenning gets to put through his bans on the words GAY and FAG. Comrade f'ing Jennings is going to stop ALL USE of the words GAY and FAG in a derogatory manner.

There will be NO MORE: "Like, hey Heather did you see that one show, it was like so gay!" OR "Dude, your such a fag, I know you listen to Country Music, here I downloaded you some gangsta rap."

And please we don't want to hear about f'ing Jennings NAMBLA Harry Hay connections, we are busy trying to sweep that under the rug with our comrades at Media Matters.

Haill f'ing Obama!

I hope they'll run an ad on Super BowlingSunday - such a glorious time to reach the comrades! Although, it would necessarily need to be run early enough to catch a few sober comrades. (glorious vodka ration Sunday!). Janeane Gawdawful would be so sexy and cute, with her precious,inarticulate ways. Or Alex Baldwin in one of his f**ing cursing frenzies, would touch many tender souls (who hasn't had a heart to heart with their 12 yr old?).
I'm very excited about Rhamie school. Education,or the lack their of, is oh so important to the enlightenment of the liberal mind.

I'm totally confused now. I don't know whether to listen to Rahm Emanuel or John Kerry. Do I want to go to this school . . . or do I want to join the military?

Although according to Obama, if I do go to this school on a student loan, the loan will be forgiven if I go into public service after graduation. Sweet!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Do I want to go to this school . . . or do I want to join the military?

Although according to Obama, if I do go to this school on a student loan, the loan will be forgiven if I go into public service after graduation. Sweet!

why not have the f'ing best of both f'ing worlds.

the f'ing school does offer military training, but only if you're considering being gay or already have f'ing gay tendencies. as a f'ing liberated liberal, you'll finally understand the meaning of the phrase 'f'ing drop and give me 20 you f'ing retard'. in our new progressive military, things like segregated showers are a f'ing thing of the past - men, women, gay, straight, all in the f'ing tub at the same time, all on the f'ing can at the same time. we f'ing truely have progressed as people.

and of course you'll go into public service after f'ing graduation, isn't that the f'ing goal of the f'ing collective?


and dear f'ing comrade red rooster, i got the f'ing OK on the f'ing opening straight from the f'ing piehole on f'ing rahm's retarded f'ing face. i'll have you f'ing know that i have black op f'ing security clearance. i do f'ing things for these f'ing 'tards that you'll never even f'ing hear about. but i do wish you the best in your f'ing enrollment, as now it will be mandatory with my f'ing recommendation. you f'. don't condescend me as you know we are equals.


reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op

HAH! F'in Black Market Citizen! You're gettin' F'in close to the F'in Record for droppin the F'in Bomb in a single post! It makes me think of Boondock Saints- and that makes me smile.
(Irish Brogue begins)
"What the F@#$ are you doin with all that F@#$in' rope?"
"That's how they do it in the movies- you gotta have alotta F@#$in' rope!"
"Ah, you and yer stupid rope!"

Czar Czar wrote:You're gettin' F'in close to the F'in Record for droppin the F'in Bomb in a single post ...and that makes me smile.

well, f' me, czar czar.
i appreciate that. but going back and listening to some of the O'lords foreign speeches, and trying to keep with current administration policies, i feel at this point i must apologize for some of my previous posts. some of them have been arrogant at times and at other times they have taken a hostile coloring. what i truely want is to have every post existing in harmony with all other posts regardless of subject matter.

so i apologize for lashing out at my fellow citizens while in the moment. and as dwight yokam said in the movie 'slingblade', ..."that goes for cocksuckers AND retards" also.

(but in my defense, talking about f'ing rahm just gets me all f'ing wound up and punchy, he's soooo f'ing cool and snappy)


reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op

Red Rooster wrote:
First, we ban the word RETARD. Then f'ing Kevin Jenning gets to put through his bans on the words GAY and FAG. Comrade f'ing Jennings is going to stop ALL USE of the words GAY and FAG in a derogatory manner.

So it's still ok to say RETARD when you're writing legislation? Like when you sponsor a bill that gives another gazillion dollars of taxpayer money to the RETARDED for special education or styrofoam bike helmets and knee pads.

Because I notice that the root word RETARD appears no less than 9 times in the ObamaCare bill. Apparently as long as someone's giving them OPM they or their parents aren't upset by the term. Kinda like the NEGRO College Fund.

Bump because this is too f'n funny

F you all!!