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NRSC Announces Own Russian Hoax Dossier

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As Current Truth™ was last reported, Russian agents are infiltrating politics everywhere. Now we are learning of a nefarious - and therefore Russian --political plot that could finally stop Donald Trump and his evil agenda in it's tracks.

The NRSC has discovered a plot operating in the Amerikkkan State of Georgia. Yes, comrades, just like the other Georgia filled with Russians. These Georgian agents of political sabotage are a threat to incumbent Republicans.

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Clearly, Georgian Republican Representative Doug Collins is a Russian agent.

Understand that without these incumbent Republican Senators and Congressmen, the people could never have been afforded the opportunity to elect Donald Trump.

Without these incumbent Republicans the election of Donald Trump as the new visionary leader of the Republican Party would never had seen the sunshine of America.

As the NRSC makes clear: Incumbent Republicans made that.

To unseat these incumbent Republicans is therefore a direct threat to Donald Trump and his MAGA agenda which includes equality before the law.

The NRSC will be releasing its purchased dossier on Georgian Russian Agent, Rep. Doug Collins (R) shortly.

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Most Equal Komrad Jackalopelipsky,

I understand the evil capitalist (spit spit) middle persons (probably old white men) take a sizable cut of the fee for obfuscating the actual source of the dossier. I am willing to shamelessly fabricate insane accusations carefully research and document all of Enemy of the Party Doug Collins' transgressions for a mere fraction of the price by skipping the middle persons. I can make it every bit as believable as the Steele Dossier. The Coho Dossier has a nice ring to it.

Ready to shape the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

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Most equal Red Salmon,

Your zeal to produce our own TPC CoHo Dossier of obfuscation is noted. Georgian agents of Russia are a threat to Republican Party life and leadership as we have known it.

And, that Republican Party life as we have known it is the only reason Donald J. Trump was elected by the little people who toil in beet fields producing their quota. To let Georgian Republican, Representative Doug Collins upset this well oiled machine of Republican Party life with his Russian Georgian information is an existential threat to the Republican Party life order of the cosmos.

Surely Georgia Republican, Representative Doug Collins is the original carrier of Corona Virus and is attempting to spread the virus through out the Republican Party life MachineWerks.

Speculation that the two Senators are Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham are just that...speculation. All comrades know that intrepid Republican Party life member, John McCain taught Sen. Lindsey Graham that the smell of napalm in the morning was as manly as Ms. Lindsey could ever hope to be.

Feel free to create your own current truth of speculation in TPC CoHo Dossier.

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
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Doug Collins is Georgian. Glorious beloved eternal leader uncle Stalin is Georgian. Coincidence? I think not.

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Comrade Jenkem wrote:Doug Collins is Georgian. Glorious beloved eternal leader uncle Stalin is Georgian. Coincidence? I think not.

Hey Red Salmon, this ^^^ information sounds exactly like the kind of free wheelin' beet vodka bar talk that the NRSC must investigate until proof - and TPC only consumes the highest proof - is found for our middlemanless TPC CoHo Dossier.

No coincidences of these Georgian Russian agents will be left uninvestigated by the NRSC-- or mythical horned rodent Russian assets.

'pelipsky
Russian Agent - but not from Georgia
#BR 549

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Comrades, 'pelipsky feelthinks the NRSC's purchased dossier on the Georgian Russian Representative Doug Collins' (R-GA) describing his eminent threat to certain Contra-Trump Republican Senators makes perfect sense in the mind of a mythical horned rodent.

Could this be workin' list of those gracious Republicans who worked harder than they'd ever worked it in their elected life by allowing deplorable comrades to elect Trump and his MAGA Agenda as their President and National Policy who face certain elimination should Russian Georgian, Rep. Doug Collins be elected as Senator by Deplorable Agents of Russian Collusion down in Georgia?

Senator Richard Burr (R- NC)
Senator Kelly Loefner (R - GA)
Senator Ron Johnson (R - WI)
Senator Jim Inhofe (R - OK)

or maybe 'pelipsky's just a silly fake horned rabbit purchased at a taxidermy shop.


 
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