Recognizing Naomi Wolf's past achievements in bashing Western civilization, the Qatari-owned news network Al Jazeera is now in negotiations with the renown author of The End of America to offer her a job as an official on-air jihadess.

While Ms. Wolf's former accomplishments include such important works as Promiscuities and Vagina: A New Biography, her most relevant qualification to become an accessory to this foreign Islamist network's effort to take down her own country is her seminal article, Fascist America in 10 easy steps. Published in the British newspaper Guardian, it serves as a blueprint for a totalitarian group or government "to destroy the democratic character of a nation-state and subvert the social/political liberty previously exercised by its citizens," cleverly disguised as criticism of George W. Bush's policies:

1. Invoke a terrifying internal and external enemy
2. Create a gulag
3. Develop a thug caste
4. Set up an internal surveillance system
5. Harass citizens' groups
6. Engage in arbitrary detention and release
7. Target key individuals
8. Control the press
9. Treat all political dissidents as traitors
10. Suspend the rule of law

Naturally, it was only a matter of time before a motivated political group with enough financial backing and a vested interest in a fascist takeover, would offer the author a job.

Even though the Obama administration already seems to be following Ms. Wolf's ten-point agenda, the outside assistance from a freedom-crushing Islamic organization cannot be underestimated.

As of this writing, a pro-American activist group has succeeded in stopping major U.S. companies from advertising on Al Jazeera, which is a foreign entity. Incidentally, this group has been designated as a target by the Council for Islamic-American Relations, or CAIR, which is supposedly an independent American entity.

It is truly an opportunity of a lifetime for an author like Naomi Wolf to join a stealthy effort to dismantle the framework of American liberties while posing as yet another supposedly independent American player.

We're confident Naomi Wolf is fully prepared to sacrifice her trademark feminist and internationalist principles to hold this position. This includes not talking incessantly about her own vagina, as well as keeping quiet about female genital mutilation, arranged child marriage, honor killings, forced veiling, stoning for adultery, second-class status of women in Muslim countries, rape and domestic abuse, Islamic supremacism, human rights violations, Jew-hatred, and terrorism.

She will also need to learn to accept sexual harassment in the workplace, for which Al Jazeera is known, as well as disapproval of her immodest, ankle-and-wrist revealing dress and sultry Western demeanor.

Last but not least, she will have to acknowledge and comply with her inferior status as a Jew among Muslims - although she should have already figured out how to fit into an anti-Semitic organization while writing for the Huffington Post.

Because the ladder of success for her category in the progressive movement doesn't get any higher than this, we congratulate Naomi Wolf for achieving the pinnacle of her career. From this point, it can only go downhill.

Al Jazeera fanatics are now invited to send tips on their next terrorist attack directly to Ms. Wolf at her [url=mailto:[email protected]]contact email[/url], so she can set up her satellite truck and report live from the scene, beating the infidel networks.

Try as I might, both words and images that might keep a common Comrade gulag free escape me when considering a subject like "Vagina: A New Biography". A lock down is probably the safest position to take. I do feel that Ms. Wolf is being disingenuous by, on the one hand, supporting women's rights and on the other writing a biography about her vagina. Why not let her vagina speak for itself in autobiographical format? Maybe I'm over thinking.

My wives respond best to equal punishment. Equality is the key to a well run and happy society. It is the Sharia-est way to fairness and justice.

[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img]Mrs. Red Square,

We have reached the point where so called "street theater" plays are featured as daily news, where actresses and actors are called to testify at Senate hearings, and parody is becoming obsolete. I pity the children.

Ms. Wolf has that look of certitude, the eyes of a true believer, same as those nice folks that bring free Jesus comic books to my front door and those that followed our socialist martyr Jim Jones to Guyana. I call this look utopiopsis, the "utopian view."

Comrades, we should always be willing to sit or lay down and converse with those we may not agree with. If that means having a dialogue with Naomi's vagina, so be it.

I wonder when Ms. Wolf's vagina will get its own blog. I will certainly enjoy reading its pithy observations:

NWV: first observation - Hey, it's dark down here! Lights? Anybody?
NWV: This place is a mess - doesn't anybody ever mop in here?
NWV: I'm covered in some kind of cloth. There's writing on the outside. What's that say... JANUARY????
NWV: Oooof. This bozo is always sitting on me. Try standing for a while lady, or at least go easy on the Twinkies and potato chips, wouldja?

Opiate of the People wrote:I wonder when Ms. Wolf's vagina will get its own blog. I will certainly enjoy reading its pithy observations:

NWV: first observation - Hey, it's dark down here! Lights? Anybody?
NWV: This place is a mess - doesn't anybody ever mop in here?
NWV: I'm covered in some kind of cloth. There's writing on the outside. What's that say... JANUARY????
NWV: Oooof. This bozo is always sitting on me. Try standing for a while lady, or at least go easy on the Twinkies and potato chips, wouldja?

This is so far the most lucid Vagina Monologue I've been exposed to.

Comrade Mrs. RedSquare,

This reporting is far to sentient for a prog. We must consider other alternatives for you other than log carrying... perhaps Comrade Bird has a position for you in his new pursuit?

Your Loyal Rooster,

RR

We met Rabbi Aryeh Spero at CPAC-13, where he was a speaker, and interviewed him on video (coming soon).

Here's what he emailed us today regarding our Cube article:

Rabbi Aryeh Spero wrote:Yes, Naomi Wolf is yet another Manhattan Upper West Sider who has received untold blessings from America and the capitalist system she condemns. To be against the very system from which she has benefited and gained wealth and fame is proof that what she has against America is its liberty for all, including those with whom she disagrees, as well as a sense of moral superiority against regular American people. Her haughtiness is matched only by her soft bigotry against non-urban Americans and her tyrranical streak. We've seen the likes of her before--- the wealthy, upper class Leninists. She thinks of herself as the ruling class.

Naomi is of course right correct even though she's Left-- there can be little doubt that in no time at all, she's have all patriarchial Shariaists begging their women to be just like her.



--KOOK