The professional campaigner is back! You can't keep a good girly-man down.

Sir "Beto", the white cultural Appropriator in Chief, is back doing was he was born to do... live off white suburban female liberal campaign donations.

This time his shtick takes him back to where it all began. Texas. In what will be another fruitless endeavor, Sir "Beto" will lose the Texas governorship. But we can all be comforted in knowing that his birthright of endlessly running for some public office somewhere will never come to an end.

So, comrades. What office should Beto run for next? He is actively taking your suggestions. After a period of self reflection, doing shrooms, and eating dirt, "Beto" will decide in due course which campaign to live off of next. No campaign is beneath him. All suggestions are welcome.

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Let's see now.....He's run for Senator, President (a less powerful position in the Constitutional order) and now Governor. He's already been a Representative in the US House of Representatives and a Council Member in El Paso, TX. What is his next step down? Maybe a school board or dog catcher. He could probably have more influence on a school board.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:What is his next step down?

Our middle school is having a class election next November. Open seats are available.

El Presidente wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:What is his next step down?

Our middle school is having a class election next November. Open seats are available.

Vote BetoBoy!