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In Marxism, there are only two genders

Genders in MarxismTo me, trained in Marxism by Soviet mentors, the idea of non-binary genders sounds more like Trotsky tripping on hallucinogenic fungi. In Marxist dating, there's just two swipes: workers and collective farmers. It's not about finding the one, it's about uniting the masses!

The socialist masses aren't divided into oppressors and the oppressed. The oppressor's identity varies with positions, ensuring each comrade gets a turn at being oppressed - gender equality achieved under the keen gaze of State Security....
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Vladimir Putin: Bad Historian

Vladimir Putin: Bad HistorianAs someone who's lived in both Russia and Ukraine, who speaks both languages, and is versed in their histories, I've been bombarded with questions about Putin's recent interview with Tucker Carlson. It prompted me to compile my answers into this article, hoping to clarify for my American friends the real backdrop and fallout of Putin's remarks....
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Happy 14th of February, Comrades

Valentine MarxRoses are red.
Violets are not.
Valentine's Day
Is a capitalist plot!...
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Famous Quotes Nobody Ever Heard Of

QuotesComrades, we all know of the famous, and infamous, utterings of our past, present and, possibly, future leaders. What we rarely are made aware of are those words of wisdom uttered by the less elevated by the propaganda machine. This is your opportunity for a redress of grievances, because we all know redressing a pig and putting lipstick on it makes it taste better. Add your quotes to the list of forgotten or ignored wisdom from yourselves or your heroes or both...
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Popular Psychosis Magazine #1: Doomsday Clock Edition

Popular Psychosis MagazineIN THIS ISSUE:

  • How to make your own Doomsday Clock
  • Apocalypse now-ish
  • Your parents are Nazis
  • End of world this year predicted worse than last
  • Top 10 worst villains still trumping Trump
  • Post-election escape plan: top 10 countries to move to if Trump wins
  • ‘Too Late' explained: Greta reveals the point of no return...
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A conspiracy of trolls

Harvard Students HamasAh, the grand old art of making people hate one another. It's as easy as telling Group A that Group B thinks they're a bunch of lowbrows who wouldn't know culture if it came up and bit them on their mass-market jeans. Then, you flip the script and inform Group B that Group A looks down on them with the kind of disdain usually reserved for unflushed toilets. Don’t even try to use logic; we're dealing in the commodity of raw, unrefined emotions here. Groups C, D, and E may also get involved, depending on the size of the conspiracy theory you’re spinning...
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Poor Me: Meghan & Harry

Meghan Markle and Prince HarryThe Hollywood Reporter has declared Meghan Markle and Prince Harry among the biggest losers in Hollywood for 2023. This shocking twist of fate has led the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to request to be in the latest edition of Poor Me magazine.

Chock full of articles about two average folks like you and me...
  • Silver spoons and why they taste so icky
  • Princes don't need last names: Prince Harry, Prince William, & 'artist formerly know as'
  • Strong. Black. Female. Meghan is so much more than the labels she gives herself
  • The inside story of how Meghan was actually the inspiration for Rachel Zegler's Snow White...
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Handy Guide to University Codes of Conduct

Harvard Students HamasElite Universities like University of Pennsylvania, Harvard, and MIT have strict codes of conduct to make sure the students respect one another, while allowing civilized and intelligent discussion about their different opinions. Legal scholars from these Universities met this week to create the handy guide below. It was created so students, Congressional leaders, and the average 'they/them on the street' is absolutely clear about what statements are allowed and what are not...
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New 2024 Postage Stamps Preview

2024 StampsI'm a counter-propagandist, not a  numismatist but I can't resist posting a sneak peek at the newest stamps that will be offed by the Postal Commissariat in 2024. Here are some samples...
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Body Count—Climate vs. Hillary

HillaryPresumably acting in her unofficial role as the MTG, Hillary showed up at COP28 in Dubai to put her unsolicited two cents in about Climate Change's body count. Perfect, because Hillary knows plenty about body counts but (like most other COP28 participants) nothing about climate. As you can see from these hastily contrived charts, the number of weather-related deaths decreased drastically over the last 100 years while the number of alleged Clinton-related deaths has steadily increased and continues to do so. .....
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US Climate Envoy Updates Diplomatic Status with China from Frowny Face to Wagging Finger

John KerryWashington, DC -- In a shocking development, US Climate Envoy John Kerry today upgraded his diplomatic stance regarding China's climate policies from "Frowny Face" directly to "Wagging Finger." This bold stance by the United States completely bypassed "Angry Eyebrows" in a move that stunned most of the diplomatic world. The stern action was because of China's apparent lack of progress on climate goals set by various UN committees....
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Interview: Jussie Smollett Starts his own Hate Crime Hoax Production Company

Jussie Smollett's Hate Crime Hoax Production CompanyIn light of the several hate crime hoaxes that have come out recently, Jussie Smollett has decided to create a production company to compete with what he calls "the amateurish recent offerings." He sat down with The Peoples Cube to talk about his shift from starring in these features to producing them.
TPC: What is your motivation for this career shift?
JS: Most recent hate crimes have been reality TV versions; attacks on churches, pregnancy support centers, Jewish schools. There have been a couple ones that were actual hoaxes, like the ones in Ohio and Texas but both were obviously low budget / 'B movie' type hoaxes. I think we're ready to get the industry back to professionally produced 'big budget' hoaxes.....
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Thanksgiving at the People's Cube

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In-Your-Face Election Buttons

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FEMA Emergency Doom Alert System Test

FEMAThe Federal Emergency Mismanagement Agency will conduct a test of its Emergency Doom Alert System today from 2:20 pm ET til whenever it becomes too annoying to continue. The test will issue a shrieking sound similar to the one made by Nancy Pelosi when she was ordered to vacate her posh "hideaway" office. It is to ensure that the system is audible on all radio stations, television channels and cell phones. For wiseguys who plan on turning off their radios, TVs and cellphones, FEMA knows who you are and has deployed.....
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Recent Headlines Analyzed and Clarified

Trump and JoeTrump is remarkable because he's both right and wrong at the same time. .....
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Embattled Clarence Thomas Wishing he'd Accepted Foreign Bribes Instead of Vacationing with Friends

Clarence ThomasWashington, DC -- As attacks intensify against Clarence Thomas and the other conservative Supreme Court justices for receiving gifts from his friends, Justice Thomas is reportedly wishing he had just received millions in foreign cash instead. Propublica and the New York Times have been publishing detailed exposés recently on Justice Thomas, analyzing every gift, vacation, trip, and purchase from the last forty years. These hard-hitting reports showed a disturbing pattern of personal friends not charging the Justice when they traveled together .....
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DeSantis Hopes for Indictment, Mug Shot Merch Sales

DeSantisTallahassee, FL -- After it was announced Donald Trump raised $7.1 million in funds as a result of his indictment and booking in Georgia using creative new legal arguments, other presidential candidates are taking notice. Republican Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis is reportedly looking into being indicted "in a blue state somewhere... for something...” to generate much-needed campaign funds. A spokesperson said, "Imagine Ron's mug shot on T-shirts, coffee mugs, and throw pillows. The merchandising possibilities are endless.....
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Comrade X: a must-watch film for all comrades

Comrade XIf the People's Cube kollektive were to film a comedy, it would be Comrade X. Luckily for us, it has already been filmed, so we can simply sit back and follow the misadventures of Clark Gable and Hedy Lamarr in pre-WWII Stalinist Russia. It has all the makings of a people’s classic. The fact that it’s not can only be explained by a conspiracy theory: its mockery of communism is too triggering in today's USSA (United Safe Spaces of America), and is about as popular as wearing a MAGA hat at the Oscars, where Comrade X would win "Best Canceled Non-Movie."
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Equity explained in a folk tale (featuring Fox, the Social Justice Warrior)

Folk taleTwo hungry bear cubs found a head of cheese the size of a good piglet lying in the grass. “We must divide it equally, so as not to deprive anyone,” said the first. “I am the eldest, I am entitled to more!” said the second and tried to take the cheese from his brother. “I'm the youngest, I get more due!” the first one shouted. They began to argue, and then even fight. Suddenly, a fox emerged onto the clearing. With a sweet, honeyed voice, she offered: “Please don't fight. Such nice little bears, such intelligent and fair-minded two brothers! Allow me to assist you in dividing this cheese equitably, to the satisfaction of all. Our aim is to foster a society where everyone's rights are upheld through the fair and just redistribution of resources— or in this case, cheese....
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The People's Cube is 18 years old, now powered by A.I.

People's Cube is 18 years oldIt is true that The People’s Cube began in 2005 as a coal-driven, six-horsepower website powered by Nyetscape, but within only 18 short years we've already been able to enter the age of artificial intelligence. During those years, tens of thousands of images were created by means of backbreaking, manual photoshopping. Clearly, had A.I. existed back then, we would have been spared the manual labor and had more free time to engage in our collective marching and dancing...
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Chinese leader Biden and other serious fun with AI

Cho Bai-DinThere seem to be a number of Artificial Intelligence enthusiasts among our Cube comrades, so it’s time we had a serious discussion on how to turn it into fun. Above is how Midjourney AI imagined Cho Bai-Din.

And this is how AI thinks Biden sniffs Kamala Harris whenever they happen to be alone. The expression on her face is far from artificial - or, for that matter, intelligent. And watch Biden's reaction when he found out that a lowly AI bot made fun of him. It was brutal.
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Reptile food shortages hit Switzerland

WEFSince last week, the Alpine regions of Switzerland are suffering a shortage of reptile food, as crickets, frozen mice and mealworms seem to have vanished overnight.

"I had to drive all the way to France to buy some mice to feed to my pet snake," explained David Müller, an inhabitant of the small mountain resort of Davos. "It's probably because of this climate change that's going on, or Covid or something...
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New Biden Classified Documents Cache Found at Maryland Waffle House

Biden ClassifiedSources reveal that an additional cache of classified documents has been identified at a Frederick, Maryland, Waffle House. The papers were discovered wedged behind the handwashing sink water supply lines in the restaurant's men's room on Wednesday.

"We had this guy come staggering in about 9:30 a.m.," said assistant manager Tommy Wilson. "He was dressed real nice, but he was filthy, like he'd fell into a dumpster or something." ...
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Predictions for 2023
  • In 2023, we'll still have only ten years left to save the planet.
  • Joe Biden will remember what he had for lunch.
  • The revolution will be right around the corner! Again.
  • Accountability will be declared a hate word, punishable by a 10-year sentence.
  • A refusal to eat cockroaches will be tantamount to stealing Greta's childhood. How dare you!
What's your prediction?
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We have nothing to fear but foreign influences and conspiracy theorists

ConspiracyJust a quick note to reassure America that their federal government and their intelligence agencies aren't conspiring to create a totalitarian police state, and that anyone spreading such rumors will be promptly arrested. All patriotic Americans must report anyone who complains about the coming police state. Such claims are clearly a foreign influence operation. You've all read about how the FBI and OGA have selflessly worked with social media to protect you from a subversive conspiracy theory that your government somehow controls the flow of information...
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