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Hitler Moustaches? We can actually buy them now?

W007!!1!1one

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I see Hippie Critic as a very dangerous character.
I wouldn't send him your info no matter how long you've been yearning for the Hitlerstache.

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Aww... I guess I'll have to go back to the alien theory. Hitler's moustache is really an alien that possesses him. When Hitler died, it then attached itself to Charlie Chaplain. Who knows where it is now.

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One day there will be more pics of Bush with the Hitler stache than Hitler himself. Then people will look at pics of Hitler and comment on his Bush mustache.

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A great day that will be. Just like the great day that will be when our <s>publik indoctrination centers</s> have all the monies they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber. When those days come, you will know the revolution is near.

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I definitely want a Ted Kennedy doll, but I am concerned with shipping costs...
Does it HAVE to come fully bloated?


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As in... "It will explode?" or "you have to fill it with hot air?"

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Hot air of course - it's the only thing that keeps it standing.

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Comrade HippieCritic is indeed a talented asset to The Cube. But what do we know about this fellow except that he has a beeeeeeautiful head of hair?

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An "emptied bottle" of Chivas Regal! Nothing for the common proletariat to temporarily dull the senses, affording some relieve from the starkness of daily life. Give a comrade a break, one time!
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Yes, Irony Curtain, my long golden locks are impressive and mean even more to me than saving innocent Iraqi lives.

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In lieu of shipping costs can you just have mine swim here? I live by the coast.

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I'm sorry BigFurHat, but it only swims away from people, not toward them.

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Premier Betty wrote:Maybe it's a blow up doll....

In keeping with it's uncanny realism, it can be filled with hot air or liquor.

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Irony Curtain wrote:Comrade HippieCritic is indeed a talented asset to The Cube. But what do we know about this fellow except that he has a beeeeeeautiful head of hair?

Oh, that's just dandy. Now I have Beautiful Hair Envy.

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Premier Betty wrote:Aww... I guess I'll have to go back to the alien theory. Hitler's moustache is really an alien that possesses him. When Hitler died, it then attached itself to Charlie Chaplain. Who knows where it is now.

We have located the Stash of Evil, Premier Betty. It was closer to us than we thought, apparently. Observe the image below and tremble!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Oh, that's just dandy. Now I have Beautiful Hair Envy.

Not if we implement "the people's haircut". No hair means equality of glamor! Equality of glamor means no envy. Problem solved!

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I must protest against the insinuated improper use of trees.
They have been felled for the common good and greater glory of other trees.

It is better to hold the wood you know then the wood you do not.


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Forgive, but Drago slow. Did not receive standard university indoctrination. But is Nazi not word for national socialist? Is not our comrades?

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Ivan Drago wrote:Forgive, but Drago slow. Did not receive standard university indoctrination. But is Nazi not word for national socialist? Is not our comrades?

National Socialists are not the friends of the Revolution. See WWII for details. Our papa bear, Comrade Josef Stalin, fought against Hitler and the Nazis (with a little help from the American capitalist pigs and the Russian winter).

While socialism ordinarily would be complementary, although a crude form of communism, it is not always compatible. Besides, National Socialists of WWII era were actually more fascists, who promoted government collusion (i.e., financial support, legal cooperation, etc.) with large corporations like Krups and Messerschmitt. Eck! At least, that is what the Party brainwashers officials told me.

By the way, your first fight against the insolent capitalist upstart, Rocky Balboa, was a triumph for Mother Russia! Your second fight was disgraceful... No offense.

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Bah! Drago say Nazism is incoherent ideology. But Drago find some snippets:

The Nazi Party's 1920 “Twenty-Five Point Programme” demanded:

…that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens… the abolition of all incomes unearned by work… the ruthless confiscation of all war profits… the nationalization of all businesses which have been formed into corporations… profit-sharing in large enterprises… extensive development of insurance for old-age… land reform suitable to our national requirements…

These are good for the collective, nyet?

And Hitler said in 1927: “We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance.”

Drago confused. But knows his loyalties. My fight against insolent capitalist upstart Apollo Creed struck glorious blow for Soviet Union. I challenge Rocky Balboa to rematch, see if puny weakling has guts for it.

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Rocky now has a self-styled imitator who may be an even more competitive surrogate:

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Red Square wrote:Rocky now has a self-styled imitator who may be an even more competitive surrogate:

YACK!! You actually got a picture of Hillary topless? Glorious leader, must you torture us so? Must... go... claw... out... eyeballs...

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I can't believe I never thought of this until now, and I'd rather not contemplate what brought it on after all these years, but now that I think about it, I realize I don't recall ever seeing a boxer with a hairy chest.

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Red Square wrote:Rocky now has a self-styled imitator who may be an even more competitive surrogate:

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YACK!! You actually got a picture of Hillary topless? Glorious leader, must you torture us so? Must... go... claw... out... eyeballs...




Glorious leader does this for good of collective, if all are blinded by grotesque image, all will be equal, no way to envy what one cannot see. But, did she shave her stash for the fight??


typed by Laika ( on shore leave), as poster has been blinded & still waiting for braille instuction & keyboard from most glorious &generous leader

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Yes! Woman pod-creature is definition of capitalist girly-man!

I must break you.


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Just what the Hillary has my comrades come to? Why is it always left to me to welcome the newcomers to the collective?

Welcome Comrade Hippie Critic. The Progressive Force is strong in you. But rules are rules. Welcome to the Cube, you may collect your blunt shovel from the guard and get in the line to the left. You will be washed down in the People's Shower to rid your self of any possible "bugs" and initial capitalist delousement. The bus will take you to the Karl Marx Re-Education Center where for those who survive, will begin to get in touch with their "Inner Comrade."


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How To Get In Touch With Your Inner Comrade

Get a firm grip of your proletarian shovel and make several slow,deep and heavy digs, breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. Dig in peace and love for the common good until you start experiencing the people's pain, suffering, and hatred of the class enemy, its running dogs, and capitalism in general. Keep digging until the need for self-sacrifice overwhelms you. Breathe out selfishness,self-esteem, personal responsibility, and any thoughtcrimes that may have been haunting you. Allow shame, despair, guilt for your very existence, and blind faith in the Party doctrine to spread from the top of your head, all the way down to the tips of your fingers and toes,erasing every curvy line in your brain. This should take about five hours of uninterrupted self-criticism.

Once you feel totally guilty, worthless, and fearful, imagine yourself as a powerful Commissar in charge of purges, disappearances,and composting. Look into the piercing eyes of this Commissar and ask yourself these questions:

If you were a Commissar looking down at this worthless piece of crap with a shovel (you), what would you say to him/her/it?

- Will you be disgusted and feel an urge to squash this human stain for the common good?
- Will you denounce him/her/it as Enemy of the People?
- Will you want to promote him/her/it to the rank of your assistant in charge of composting Enemies of the People?
- Will you reward him/her/it with an extra rationing coupon?
- Or will you see something in those eyes that will turn your feet cold with fear and you will fall on your knees and announce the advent of the New Leader, Friend of People, and Father of Nations?

Once you know a clear answer to those questions, your self-criticism session is complete. You have discovered your Inner Comrade

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Red Square wrote:Rocky now has a self-styled imitator who may be an even more competitive surrogate:

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<SPEW> [Little Friskies] / REPEAT

By Mao's little red book, that is hideous! My bodyguards are still quivering under the sofa. And I must clean monitor. Again, our Glorious Leader shows his zeal!

But should not the Empress have many more teats with which to succor the masses?

And can you even begin to imagine how she will morph into a more advanced lifeform after 8 years in Oval Orifice?

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HippieCritic wrote:
Premier Betty wrote:Maybe it's a blow up doll....

In keeping with it's uncanny realism, it can be filled with hot air or liquor.

...But wait! If you order now, you'll also receive a MimeCrime Voodoo Doll at no extra charge! Not available in stores! NOW how much would you pay?

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The party will provide me with everything I need. I denounce you for attempting to get us to "pay" for products.

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Mousey-Tongue wrote:
HippieCritic wrote:
Premier Betty wrote:Maybe it's a blow up doll....

In keeping with it's uncanny realism, it can be filled with hot air or liquor.

...But wait! If you order now, you'll also receive a MimeCrime Voodoo Doll at no extra charge! Not available in stores! NOW how much would you pay?

I wonder if the Chicago White Sox would be interested? Seems blow-up dolls are the new "slump-buster" rage!

STRIVE FOR MEDIOCRITY!

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Mousey-Tongue wrote:But wait! If you order now, you'll also receive a MimeCrime Voodoo Doll at no extra charge! Not available in stores! NOW how much would you pay?

Oooh! OOOOH! I must have this doll, to go with my Beingist Barbie and Causal Crunch Ken with sign-carrying grip. Plus I want Barbie's Dream Impeachment Kit, with protest signs, banners, face paint, orange jumpsuits, and a year's supply of fill-in-the-blank letters I can send to my representatives, demanding they pass a resolution NOW!

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this Drago is an imposter!!! Do not listen to him!!!

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What the... what's going on? I'm so confused!!!! Who is who and what is who going the place and the what in the huh...?

My head hurts.

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Apparently, Betty, we have several Dragos. The question is, which one is the real Drago?

We could do a bellybutton check. Whoever has one is the real one; the others are just clones. Only who is cloning?

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His pants are too high to check. That's as far as I go. If you want to check, go ahead. I'm staying right where I am... with my eyes closed.

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Don't look at me! I wouldn't touch that with Commissar Theoctitus' 20 foot pole.


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I look at the avatars, and Comrade Drago appears to have a bellybutton--which means Ivan Drago may be the clone.

Or, they're identical twins separated at birth, and finally coming face to face.

Or, the first Drago left the Cube to pursue a movie career, so The Party brought in a new Drago and ran some story arc where he had plastic surgery or was kidnapped by aliens, etc. so no one would notice he wasn't the same guy. Now the old Drago has come back after his movie career fizzled, and the new Drago won't leave.

But we can't let them both on the same thread, unless we pick one and show only the back of his head, like they did with Patty Duke. Or is that only if there's just one playing two?

Now I'm confused . . .

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Oh dear Lenin! Now I see what you both are talking about with the drago clones! There is one possible test.... we line them both up in front of the People's Firing Squad. The one that begs for mercy will be the imposter comrade! A true comrade would be willing to face the People's Justice For the Common Good™. with the peace that comes from placing one's fate in the Party's Hands knowing the Party is always right.

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Or we could have them fight to the death. I'm not sure how it would result in us finding out who is the real one, but it would be entertaining.

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Whatever you do, don't let them see each other, or the space-time continuum will collapse and the Universe will disintegrate.

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At least there won't be anymore kkkapitalism....

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Oh dear Lenin! Now I see what you both are talking about with the drago clones! There is one possible test.... we line them both up in front of the People's Firing Squad. The one that begs for mercy will be the imposter comrade! A true comrade would be willing to face the People's Justice For the Common Good™. with the peace that comes from placing one's fate in the Party's Hands knowing the Party is always right.

The one who protests with vocabulary that includes multi-syllable words is the impostor.

I suspect Karl Rove is behind this. R-O-ve, d-R-ag-O...see what I mean? They both have an R and an O in their names!

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Either way it is a win win for the World!

I had an awakening this morning about this Drago! I denounce this pugilist Drago for willful destruction of the world by his excessive output of the poisonous CO2! In fact, I believe it is time that we ban any sort of exercise immediately as this exertion increases the CO2 being pumped into our precious Gaia.

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I think "Comrade" Drago's use of definite articles is a dead giveaway as well:

this Drago is an imposter!!! Do not listen to him!!!

The REAL Drago would have hunt and pecked "This Drago is imposter" with no "an." Clearly the Comrade variant is the imposter, and probably, as the Sino-cat pointed out, a Rovian plant, sent here to destroy us all from within. The use of multiple exclamation points is also out of place, as the real Drago has shown (despite the many blows to the head) a clear grasp of effective punctuation.

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All good theories. In the end, I had to check the definitive, truly independent and most reliable source:

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Drago

Unlike Balboa's self-promoting nemesis from the previous movie, Clubber Lang, Drago is a man of few words. Ludmilla, his wife as well as another sportsman (she has a gold medal in swimming), always speaks for him during interviews. He is portrayed as very cold-hearted when he comments on Apollo Creed's death: "If he dies, he dies." He speaks directly to Rocky on only two occasions, both on the night of their fight: he says "I must break you," before the match begins, and "to the end," right before the final round.

Alas, I haven't seen Ludmilla here to speak for either of them. Or perhaps this solves the mystery:

<br>Real-life Ukrainian boxing brothers Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko were both nicknamed Ivan Drago due to their Eastern European roots.[


And while I like Betty's idea--they're both boxers, after all, so why not have them fight it out to the death?--I fear that smacks too much of competition, which can be very dangerous to whichever one has the lowest self-esteem, regardless of whether he's fake or real.

I suggest four of us form a panel to play a game of "To Tell the Current Truth." (I get to be Kitty Carlisle so I can dress up in glitzy designer gowns!) We'll need a third Drago (I'm sure there must be one around here somewhere). They'll line up and take turns saying, "My name is Ivan Drago," then panelists take turns asking them questions, cast their votes, and the host (we need a fifth person for the host) will say, "Will the real . . . Ivan Drago . . . please--stand--up!"

Ideally, only one should stand up. Otherwise, it's back to the drawing board, where all we have right now are ideas for making new signs and chanting the usual slogans.

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Nyet! I have been cloned! Nyet! Nyet!

I would fight this Drago clone to the death. I would break him.

And yet, I submit to the Greater Good of the collective. I shall forfeit to my clone's earlier presence here.

Farewell, comrades. I will undergo treatment in comrade Pupovich's political science laboratory and morph into new stronger moniker.

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Premier Betty wrote:What the... what's going on? I'm so confused!!!! Who is who and what is who going the place and the what in the huh...?

My head hurts.


Who is on first, what is on second...... I don't know on third..

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I look at the avatars, and Comrade Drago appears to have a bellybutton--which means Ivan Drago may be the clone.

Or, they're identical twins separated at birth, and finally coming face to face.

Or, the first Drago left the Cube to pursue a movie career, so The Party brought in a new Drago and ran some story arc where he had plastic surgery or was kidnapped by aliens, etc. so no one would notice he wasn't the same guy. Now the old Drago has come back after his movie career fizzled, and the new Drago won't leave.

But we can't let them both on the same thread, unless we pick one and show only the back of his head, like they did with Patty Duke. Or is that only if there's just one playing two?

Now I'm confused . . .



Sounds like the plotline of the true opiate of the masses...... Sap Operas

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Ivan Drago wrote:Nyet! I have been cloned! Nyet! Nyet!

I would fight this Drago clone to the death. I would break him.

And yet, I submit to the Greater Good of the collective. I shall forfeit to my clone's earlier presence here.

Farewell, comrades. I will undergo treatment in comrade Pupovich's political science laboratory and morph into new stronger moniker.



EGad..... Not a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger..........

Must Suit Up.......
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Ivan Drago wrote:Nyet! I have been cloned! Nyet! Nyet!

I would fight this Drago clone to the death. I would break him.

And yet, I submit to the Greater Good of the collective. I shall forfeit to my clone's earlier presence here.

Farewell, comrades. I will undergo treatment in comrade Pupovich's political science laboratory and morph into new stronger moniker.

Well, crud. That was too easy--and not much fun, either. I was looking forward to wearing a designer gown, a feather boa, some diamonds and pearls . . . I was hoping to see a show trial with "enhanced interrogation" techniques . . . I was waiting with baited breath for a dramatic unmasking of the imposter Drago.

And who rolls over and submits to their clone?

But don't get me wrong, I'm all for cloning. Votes for the Empress, and all that, especially now when she needs the math.

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And who rolls over and submits to their clone?

Comrade, Greater Good of collective requires personal sacrifice. Had I fought and kill evil clone (Drago do with both hand tie behind back), is triumph of individual over clone masses. Drago's head explode from cognitive dissonance.

Have submitted self to Commissar Pupovich and Department of Political Engineering. Drago feels change already.

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Wait!!! Do not let this clone fool the Party!!!
COMRADE DRAGO is orignal!!!


I have done extensive investigation at great cost to myself, which I will of course reimburse myself from appropriation fund!

As strange as ths may seem.... despite alleged vocabulary evidence....Comrade Drago variant has been with us since 3/08, from Glorious Motherland, and clearly a Party man all the way.

All about Comrade Drago

Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Total posts: 24
Location: Siberia
Occupation: Boxer of The People
Interests: roids, punching ppl to death

This "Ivan Drago," has been with us since 4/08, and confesses to being from Hollywood, and a screenwriter!!!!

All about Ivan Drago

Joined: 29 Apr 2008
Total posts: 15
Location: Hollywood
Occupation: Screenwriter
Interests: Screenwriting

Sure, being Hollywood screenwriter makes one a sure Party candidate. but he is not original Drago despite cleverly avoiding definite articles.

I have a nose for traitors! And this Ivan Drago is Enemy of the People!

Confess Ivan Drago! It will go easier on you! Perhaps.....


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In this case Comrade Cat, I dare say the evidence speaks for itself!

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Just change your name and your avatar. It's not that hard... or am I spoiling Pinkie's show trial...?

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Comrades,

I have been exposed as clone. Drago is shocked. Must have been incubating in Russian laboratory when original Drago come to Cube. Beware... any Dragos that still have big muscles since 80s must be clone.

I denounce myself.

Commissar Pupovich: Drago has submitted to DOPE to be re-engineered. When will process finish? Drago feel funny.

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HA, I am vindicated It is a DRAGO MONKEY! Monkey monkey monkey.....

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Or as Inspector Clouseau would say, 'minkeey'!

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Ivan Drago wrote:Forgive, but Drago slow. Did not receive standard university indoctrination. But is Nazi not word for national socialist? Is not our comrades?
Shh. State Secret.

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Re-engineered Drago wrote:Comrades,

I have been exposed as clone. Drago is shocked. Must have been incubating in Russian laboratory when original Drago come to Cube. Beware... any Dragos that still have big muscles since 80s must be clone.

I denounce myself.

Commissar Pupovich: Drago has submitted to DOPE to be re-engineered. When will process finish? Drago feel funny.

You did well to confess Comrade. If there is one thing that can make a comrades non-soul feel cleansed and alive, it is to confess to your comrades. It is also the best bet to avoid any of the Party's more extreme corrective measures. I am sorry I had to expose you.... actually, no, I was thrilled to expose you since it can only serve to enhance my standing in the Party. The Road of Ascendency of Party Elite (RAPE) is littered with the ruined reputations and lives of other comrades after all. Can you imagine the RAPE that the Chairman, or Red Square has seen? RAPE is our goal, our mantra. Never forget this.

As you may have read in Form 567R-CR49. release of responsibility form you signed, the DOPE procedure is still in it's early stages, and the process generally is done one part at a time. I can see from your avitar that you have undergone the initial treatment. It is uh....most fetching Comrade, and being of the canine persuasion, I know fetching.

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Party engineer Drago. Party re-engineer Drago into greater Drago.

Nyet, have strange new desire to de-louse fellow comrades.

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EEEEK!!!

All right, who forgot to unplug the telepod?

And get that beast off my ledge! I'm trying to have a perch-in for peace here!

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Drago? Clone? Minkey? Doppelganger? Not real? Imitation? Copycat (Accolades to Comrade Mousey) Profile purloin-er? AH...Spetsnaz!.
Danger Will Robinson.
Power to the Troddendown and Myanmar Proletariat that recognizes US / UN Aid is Capitalist trick and allows masses to starve.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:EEEEK!!!

All right, who forgot to unplug the telepod?

And get that beast off my ledge! I'm trying to have a perch-in for peace here!

Commissarka! Don't tell me you are fallen into imperialistic exclusionary policy. This re-engineered Drago may be Differently Enabled Aesthetic Developed, or simply DEAD as we in the Department of Mental Health refer to such, but that only makes him more in tune with the Party Directives broadcast from Laika. Besides, we will need comrades like him for when we have to start "asking for volunteers" to jump off the ledge to heighten awareness of the sheep.... proles.

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And get that beast off my ledge! I'm trying to have a perch-in for peace here!

Comrade Pinkie,

Am trying to understand you. But you do not seem to embrace progressive liberal mantra of HOPE CHANGE. Drago HOPE to become better worker for the common good, Drago CHANGE to a more realized communist tool.

Am sensing lack of philosophical conformity in comrade Pinkie. May require investigation.

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Uh-oh. I think I hear a shovel being shouldered...

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Re-engineered Drago wrote:
And get that beast off my ledge! I'm trying to have a perch-in for peace here!

Comrade Pinkie,

Am trying to understand you. But you do not seem to embrace progressive liberal mantra of HOPE CHANGE. Drago HOPE to become better worker for the common good, Drago CHANGE to a more realized communist tool.

Am sensing lack of philosophical conformity in comrade Pinkie. May require investigation.

Never in my wildest captnip-induced dreams did I expect to see a minkey-man call out Commissarka Pinkie! Drago v3.0 is right! She thinks of her pet boa constrictor and sequined gown, but forgets to think of The Common GoodTM. Where is the hope? Where is the Change? Where is your real shovel, Commissarka?

I DENOUNCE COMMISSARKA PINKIE! She is simio-phobic! We must raise awareness of this immediately. A full investigation is warranted, and a show trial, to which she can wear her gown, and her snake. But no fur.

(Comrade Re-engineered Drago, the re-education regime is very intense, and there is little time for grooming yourself or others. I offer you a flea collar (unless Pupovich took the last one, just like him too.)

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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:Uh-oh. I think I hear a shovel being shouldered...

After seeing the Commissarka's shocking simio-phobic intolerance of the Differently Enabled Aesthetic Developed, shovel needs to be put into use!

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Re-engineered Drago wrote:
And get that beast off my ledge! I'm trying to have a perch-in for peace here!

Comrade Pinkie,

Am trying to understand you. But you do not seem to embrace progressive liberal mantra of HOPE CHANGE. Drago HOPE to become better worker for the common good, Drago CHANGE to a more realized communist tool.

Am sensing lack of philosophical conformity in comrade Pinkie. May require investigation.

Re-engineered Drago, I refer you to this link:

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1830

As for the rest of you, do something besides denouncing me! I am not a simio-phobe! (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Don't you see? He's been re-engineered by Halliburton! (Somewhere in a Houston laboratory lies a mad scientist, his spectacles askew while a bent up giant re-engineerator sizzles and sparks nearby.) It's part of a plot to suppress our movement against the Bush regime by disrupting and ending our perch-in on the ledge!

Look at the Re-engineered Drago as he runs amuck down the streets, picking up every woman he sees in a red headscarf, only to toss her aside when he realizes she's not "The One." I'M THE ONE HE WANTS! And if he climbs up this building where I'm perched on the ledge, and gets me--well, I hope you comrades have plenty of institutional-sized jugs of extra strength chloroform handy! (If not, you can buy them at Sam's Club or Costco.)

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Commissarka Pinkie,

Da! I follow link and see no proof of why re-engineered Drago should not continue progressive leaders' Politics of Distractiontm by attacking you so as to deflect attention away from own malfeasance. I am truly candidate of HOPE CHANGE who hides own failings by preying on white guilt of past simian prejudice.

But, Drago like that you bare boobs at protests. Perhaps me climb building like King Kong to find your perch.

Commissar Pupovich, Dept. of Political Engineering assures Drago that treatment is nearly complete. Will unveil me to masses like shameful imperialist show "Extreme Makeover" to much applause and glorification of the Revolution.

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Commissarka Pinkie,

Da! I follow link and see no proof of why re-engineered Drago should not continue progressive leaders' Politics of Distractiontm by attacking you so as to deflect attention away from own malfeasance. I am truly candidate of HOPE CHANGE who hides own failings by preying on white guilt of past simian prejudice.

But, Drago like that you bare boobs at protests. Perhaps me climb building like King Kong to find your perch.

Commissar Pupovich, Dept. of Political Engineering assures Drago that treatment is nearly complete. Will unveil me to masses like shameful imperialist show "Extreme Makeover" to much applause and glorification of the Revolution.

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We must celebrate the diversity of the re-engineered Drago's conformity to the needs of the collective. We have the technology to make him better...faster...smarter...stronger...able to pull the voting lever until his long simian arms fall off. All for The Greater Good!

My uncle is lead geneticist at Guud Luk Gho University, Professor Peiping Thom. He will come to People's Cube Next Tuesday to encourage our re-engineered comrade and propose new genetic improvements to make Amerikkan voters more tractable and easily led. Good, no?

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