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 | A powerful search tool, originally designed to the rigorous specifications of the Chinese government, is now available in the USA . The latest innovations in search technology allow Gulag.com to provide you with search results without even having to type! Just click one button - your search will be returned immediately. |
| As an example, if you type in "Chappaquiddick," Gulag will immediately alter search to "Famous Lakes." In production is a version will even do an image search! Just push the "image search" button and take a look!
Coming soon, the "advanced" image search option!
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NOTE: Gulag.com runs on Windows 1984 only
Windows 1984!?! Isn't that called DOS, or at least rock on log caveman computer?
This is Laugh Out LOUD!
The nail on the head
Bullseye
Slam Dunk
etc.
The nail on the head
Bullseye
Slam Dunk
etc.
Comrade Square,
I have question about this computer program.
Will Gulag offer a map program that will allow me to figure out where I'm located? It's not that I want to escape or anything I just think it would be nice to know which direction to send carrier pigeon with letters for home. I don't neccessarily need to know my location just the direction home is in.
Humbly,
Ivan Denisovich
P.S. Will it be able to access pictures of food?
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Such map program will be called "GulagEarth." There will also be a news program "GulagCurrent," a radio station "GulagAmerica," and a state store named "Frugal." You will be able to buy pictures of food in it.
-- Red Square
I have question about this computer program.
Will Gulag offer a map program that will allow me to figure out where I'm located? It's not that I want to escape or anything I just think it would be nice to know which direction to send carrier pigeon with letters for home. I don't neccessarily need to know my location just the direction home is in.
Humbly,
Ivan Denisovich
P.S. Will it be able to access pictures of food?
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Such map program will be called "GulagEarth." There will also be a news program "GulagCurrent," a radio station "GulagAmerica," and a state store named "Frugal." You will be able to buy pictures of food in it.
-- Red Square
Here's some photos of the beautiful Gulag.com campus!
As you can see Gulag.com believes in democracy:
This election was monitored and certified by President Jimmy Carter.
As you can see Gulag.com believes in democracy:
This election was monitored and certified by President Jimmy Carter.
Hey cool, That's from the TV show The Prisoner, kind of a coincidence because today we were taking some essay test thing in English class for something or other and on top it asked us to put our student I.D. number on it, so underneath I put the quote "I am not a number, I am a free man!" I liked that show....
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Your post has been approved by the Hillary certified Village TM. If you try to leave the island, Rover will be Googled and your post will be deleted (no information available).
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Praise the Party for this insightful and progressive tool for the people! I cant wait to Gulag my name! Oh look a black maria pulled up to the entrance of my ditch. Oh Lenin no its Janet Reno, wait I didnt mean to gulag my name it was my wife my wife take her take her take her!!!! no! no! no! zip yourself back up Ms. Reno no no!! argggghhhh, my eyes are burning out the socket, Ill go ill go take me away, room 101 whatever just put it back on please please please put the dress back on ahhhhh, im a good communist and a voting demokrat take me to the gulag spare me!!!!!............................
Between personally saving the progressive socialist revolution from the continual Bushler-Rove-Hal I Burton junta's onslaught against it and slowing the warming rate of our globe - how does our Great People's Inventor find the time to produce yet another Glorius internet Invention - "Gulag Search Engine" - and just in time for Comrade H.R.C.s' call for a massive data base containing all communal information on every member of the proletariat class. The bourgeios claim such a data base is no less than a "domestic spying" program - but all proletariat voluntarily and joyfully volunteer their "personal" information each time they use "Gulag.com". All are equal and the same in progressive utopia. Nothing is private - as all belongs to the State Village! All praise to this great people's organ of information gathering and control!
Oh yes, just what we needed! As we transition to become the USSA, this is just what we need to facilitate the change. Long live Gulag.com!
Chopping off best results,
Vladimir Ivanov
Marxton, District of Commissars, USSA
Chopping off best results,
Vladimir Ivanov
Marxton, District of Commissars, USSA
Attention Young Pioneers!!!!
Special communique (Look it up in Webster's, it's right before communism) from Laika.
News Flash!
ABC and Google Unite to Train America's Youth. Progressive Actions Have Been Taken! Ignore the Man Behind the Information Curtain!
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=1732899
http://www.betanews.com/article/Google_ ... 1141399213
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Careers/story ... 525&page=1
You are required to view the above links!
Laika,
Hero Dog of the Information Revolution!
Pay close attention to the video at: 51 seconds
4 Minutes 32 Seconds
5 Minutes 28 Seconds
Special communique (Look it up in Webster's, it's right before communism) from Laika.
News Flash!
ABC and Google Unite to Train America's Youth. Progressive Actions Have Been Taken! Ignore the Man Behind the Information Curtain!
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=1732899
http://www.betanews.com/article/Google_ ... 1141399213
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Careers/story ... 525&page=1
You are required to view the above links!
Laika,
Hero Dog of the Information Revolution!
Pay close attention to the video at: 51 seconds
4 Minutes 32 Seconds
5 Minutes 28 Seconds
Hey, you are not the only site banished by Google. They are suing.
Comrade Square,
Will people be allowed to trade surplus bread rations on frugal as barter for other items like sausage and cigarettes? If so can this be done through a paypal account?
Sincerely,
Ivan Denisovich
Will people be allowed to trade surplus bread rations on frugal as barter for other items like sausage and cigarettes? If so can this be done through a paypal account?
Sincerely,
Ivan Denisovich
I didn't make this up - it's the official Google China design. Honest!
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/ ... 2571.shtml
Google Debuts Chinese Brand Name
"We believe that the decision that we made to follow the law in China was absolutely the right one."
- Google Inc. CEO Eric Schmidt
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/ ... 2571.shtml
Google Debuts Chinese Brand Name
Quote:
"I think it's arrogant for us to walk into a country where we are just beginning to operate and tell that country how to operate.""We believe that the decision that we made to follow the law in China was absolutely the right one."
- Google Inc. CEO Eric Schmidt
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