New Search Engine



Coming soon is the "advanced" mode, where you can actually type in your request! Immediately, your search is refined before even being submitted! No more faulty searches where you have to retype your query! No more "did you mean Cindy Sheehan" when you accidentally typed "Paris Hilton!"
As an example, if you type in "Chappaquiddick," Gulag will immediately alter search to "Famous Lakes."
In production is a version will even do an image search! Just push the "image search" button and take a look!

Coming soon, the "advanced" image search option!

Our new site takes the worry out of your internet exploration! No more "did I type the right thing," or "I hope I didn't type that." You see, even if you did type that, it won't matter - we'll keep you safe and correct it for you! Enjoy!
NOTE: Gulag.com runs on Windows 1984 only



The nail on the head
Bullseye
Slam Dunk
etc.

I have question about this computer program.
Will Gulag offer a map program that will allow me to figure out where I'm located? It's not that I want to escape or anything I just think it would be nice to know which direction to send carrier pigeon with letters for home. I don't neccessarily need to know my location just the direction home is in.
Humbly,
Ivan Denisovich
P.S. Will it be able to access pictures of food?
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Such map program will be called "GulagEarth." There will also be a news program "GulagCurrent," a radio station "GulagAmerica," and a state store named "Frugal." You will be able to buy pictures of food in it.
-- Red Square




As you can see Gulag.com believes in democracy:

This election was monitored and certified by President Jimmy Carter.


Your post has been approved by the Hillary certified Village TM. If you try to leave the island, Rover will be Googled and your post will be deleted (no information available).
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Chopping off best results,
Vladimir Ivanov
Marxton, District of Commissars, USSA


Special communique (Look it up in Webster's, it's right before communism) from Laika.
News Flash!
ABC and Google Unite to Train America's Youth. Progressive Actions Have Been Taken! Ignore the Man Behind the Information Curtain!
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You are required to view the above links!
Laika,
Hero Dog of the Information Revolution!
Pay close attention to the video at: 51 seconds
4 Minutes 32 Seconds
5 Minutes 28 Seconds


Will people be allowed to trade surplus bread rations on frugal as barter for other items like sausage and cigarettes? If so can this be done through a paypal account?
Sincerely,
Ivan Denisovich



http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/ ... 2571.shtml
Google Debuts Chinese Brand Name
Quote:
"I think it's arrogant for us to walk into a country where we are just beginning to operate and tell that country how to operate.""We believe that the decision that we made to follow the law in China was absolutely the right one."
- Google Inc. CEO Eric Schmidt