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This email exchange started when a student from Communist China currently living in Japan bought an anti-Che T-shirt "My American Revolutionary Kicked Your Commie Revolutionary's Ass" from Che-Mart, an online store associated with the People's Cube. This letter makes one ponder about what America means to people in other countries, what message American freedom sends to the world by the very virtue of its existence. It also makes one think about those Americans who want to change this country, to make it look more like the Old World, and thus to kill hope for people like Billy.

We removed both email and the physical address for obvious reasons, and changed the sequence of posts for easier viewing. If someone would like to write to Billy, please send the letter to us and we will forward it to him.

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From: Billy
Sent: 08 Dec '05 10:01


This email confirms that you have received a payment of $21.58
Item Name: My American Revolutionary Kicked Your Commie Revolutionary's Ass, Large
Address: xxxxxxxx, Osaka, Japan

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From: "generalsecretary"
Date: Sat, 10 Dec 2005 15:00:02


Dear Humble Peasant,
You are the first customer from Japan.
The labor camp will eat sushi tonight in your honor.
Commandante Che

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From: Billy
Sent: 10 Dec '05 18:41


Thank you so much for your kind and humorous reply, dear Secretary General. Please allow my most respectful and heartfelt comrade's salute! I look forward to receiving my excellent reeducating material i.e. the anti-che shirt from you soon.

Please let me tell you that in fact I am a young man from the evil communist red China but not this "rotten and debauched capitalist pig's land" of Japan. I am right now studying in Japan as a student but I am supposed to leave Japan and go back to China early next year. However, for all my native country of birth and legal status about citizenship, I deem myself a solid and stalwart Conservative and Rightist from the American perspective. I can see that indeed you are all anti-commie conservative with integrity, dignity, and human commonsense, which made us congenial and like-minded comrades in a genuine sense.

I have gradually but steadily and irreversibly evolved to become a convinced and avowed ultra-conservative and arch-reactionary in the last decade thanks to the ushering in of the great age of Internet and years of my own consistent effort to read broadly, which enabled me to come to a true understanding of the evilness of the commie system, as well as the greatness of the beacon of freedom and democracy where justice and decency shine. This process has helped shape and solidify my life ideals and goals, and I have decided that despite being born with such a huge misfortune in the communist hell of mainland China, I will choose my side by my conviction, not by the accident of birth. But I will also work hard in my whole life to help my country and my people shake off the yoke of the enslaving communist system and cast away its evil spell on Chinese nation for the creation of a new era of true freedom and democracy.

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My first encounter with you was unexpected and coincidental. I am a long time reader and devoted fan of National Review Online, which I read almost everyday via internet. They have published an article about the infamous Che phenomenon including both the pro-Che which seems still a majority by far thanks to ignorant masses, as well as the burgeoning and increasingly active anti-Che sites such as your Che-Mart. Anyway, owing to NRO's great article, I came to meet you guys and I was instantly impressed by your amazingly bold and vivid designs of che-mocking and che-debunking.

In short, I was so enchanted and smitten by your rich content, satirical language and an incredibly poignant and effervescent ambience. I fell in love with your creation at the first sight and when I saw those brilliant anti-che shirts, I just couldn't help wanting to get one for myself. I have already bought one anti-che shirt from another US website in the past, so this time I decided to buy a highly unique and innovative shirt from you i.e. the "My American Revolutionary Kicked Your Commie Revolutionary's Ass", which is so emblematic and distinctive of your own style and is simply terrific!

I think you guys are a bunch of geniuses. This is not only reflected on your eye-dazzling anti-she shirts, but also on every single word of the uttered at your site. So powerful, so satirical, so trenchant and penetrating! Anyway, I can't praise you more for your exhilarating and riveting site! This is not a polite-sounding flattering or compliment, but one from the bottom of my heart. I want to tell you I am very proud of you as your new fan. Please keep on your good working!

By the way, most people here in Japan seem either not be able to understand English at all, or unable to appreciate political humor or satire in English. So far I have never met anyone in the street giving even the slightest attention to my various outfits with political connotations each time I wear such clothes. What a disappointment!

I will frequent your site from now on, and I will continue to support you and pray for your new achievement. I will also consider making new purchases from you after your new products become available! Many thanks again for the great delight and excitement! And with my best wishes to you for having a more fruitful, exciting and prosperous 2006!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, my dear American comrades!

Billy (a Chinese youth with an American heart currently living in Japan)

Anti-DefectionCommisariat
Comrade Billy!

We will not tolerate your joining a touring Chinese ballet troupe so that you may perhaps defect while on tour in Las Vegas (the most vile of captialistic explotation centers - where citizens are forced to hand over their wages from collective toil!). You are no cigar rolling virgin Cubano! NO! Nor shall we allow you to walk near any American Embassy or Consulate in Tokyo or Sapporo for example - "Ours" will be watching those locales in case you decide to make an application for freedom - I mean slavery to religious tolerance, capitalism, exploitation of the mAsses, or worst of all Conservative thought and philosophies!!
Also - your ration of fine Japanese candies - particularly "Chocolate Doo Doo" or the finest of coffee cream - "Creep Cream" will be revoked if you continue to make outrageous claim that Japanese have no senses of humor!!! In their attempts to become the most of exploitative captialists -they are too busy for humor- only the bourgeois elites of USA -who have time to make humor - because they have enslaved all of the world to do their labor for them - giving them time for laughing and joke making at the expense of all races and cultures!!
Finally - if you continue to display such tendencies - we will have no alternative - but to not allow you back into "utopia". So watch it!

Chief of Organ of Main Unit of Anti-Defection Commisariat,(and Hard currencies and Bribe Confiscation Sub-unit)

Useful Village Idiot
Viva la Che - the Ass of the mAasses!

A more truly Internationalist Popular Front Class Leader of the Vanguard of the People and Party we could dare but hope to find.

Good luck agitating the wage slaves and oppressed to their revolutionary responsibilities.

We here will drink a shot of Stoli in celebration.

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I'm confused, Comrades.

What does the guitarist for Santana have to do with Revolution?

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bohemianlikeyou wrote:I'm confused, Comrades.

What does the guitarist for Santana have to do with Revolution?

He's a guy, and... umm... uhh... Che's a guy, and... uhh... Hillary's something of a guy, and....

Magyar
Who sent me this email?
I DO NOT appreciate receiving this nonsense.
I mind my own business, keeping the peace.
In fact I AM a Communist, and I do NOT spread my idealogy, nor my opinions.

What do you know about Communism? What do you know about Ernesto "Che" Guevara?
DO not spread your disease unless you comprehend the gene.

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DO not spread your disease unless you comprehend the gene.

You are the disease.

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Magyar wrote:In fact I AM a Communist...

You mean, you're a student.

Look, I'd love to sit around and talk, but I'm watching my tape of Reagan getting shot on my Betamax.

Viva!

bohemianlikeyou.

Magyar
Nyet, I am NOT a student. (Of Communism)
Yes, I am working on my Master's Degree, but that is merely the beginning of my education.

And to Kommissar Betty, you must NOT have understood my comment.
YOUR webpage (somehow) sent this link to my email address.
That IS the disease. That is what a disease does. It spreads itself to others without consent.
I did not knock on your door with my Communist dissertation, nor did I invade your privacy (your email) with my propoganda.

I DO NOT have a website with copies of "The State" available, or posters that say "Have you volunteered for the Communist Party yet?"

The disease is the word, and the gene is the people who run websites like this.

Like David Duke. He is the gene of that disease.

Now, before you go and call people like myself, "a disease", you should learn how to respect other individuals.

Comrade Alexei
Ah, not good, kamarad, Magyar! A communist like yourself must not, I repeat MUST NOT be talking about such capitalist ideas as privacy. In our glorious state, that we will build soon, there will be no privacy - our great leaders must know everything about everyone!

Without it, how would you expect The Party to plan for the Good Of The People? Or protect us all from the heinous evils of capitalist spies?

I think you really should be reeducated!

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It is NOT about keeping the Communist Party in Privacy, I was talking about Keeping my opinions within the disease of invasion.

People do not read what I write well.

I will never hide, nor hinder from Capitalism.

And no not talk about what I need to be educating on or about.
See, EVERYONE is suffering from what THEY think is the "way."
It is called individual concept intertwined with personal opinion.
NOT, shackling of respect for individual idealogy.

Magyar
That was from me Magyar
Igen, Megnez ay Magyar.

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So, when did Che Guevara play guitar for Santana?

Magyar
When did George W. Bush play soccer for the Saudis?

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During his Yale days I believe. Although, his major of Economic Strip Mining the poor left him not much time for the frivolities of football or the joys of the perusing the Utne Reader.

Notice, I don't use the word "soccer" as you do.

"Soccer" is an American bastardization of the word used to describe the world's most popular sport. Like everything else they pervert, Americans prefer this word most likely because of its sub-conscious misogynistic rhyming with "Sock Her."

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Kommissar Betty wrote:
DO not spread your disease unless you comprehend the gene.

You are the disease.

And we are the cure

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Magyar wrote:YOUR webpage (somehow) sent this link to my email address. That IS the disease. That is what a disease does. It spreads itself to others without consent. I did not knock on your door with my Communist dissertation, nor did I invade your privacy (your email) with my propoganda.

The disease has a name: paranoia. The belief that a web page somehow "sends" unsolicited emails is very indicative, dear Hungarian comrade. Now we understand why you are a communist. Your condition is also consistent with your other assertion, that communists just sit and quietly mind their own business while the non-communists aggressively try to change their beliefs and moral values. Please don't go to the capitalist doctors! When untreated, your condition is very useful for the Party's cause.

The simple truth is that you received our email because either you or someone on your behalf had signed up to our mailing list. For that matter, at the bottom of the email message there is a link that says "unsubscribe." Click on it and you will be taken to a page where you can choose to stop receiving emails from our Propaganda Department.

WARNING: Unsubscribing is not advisable. After the revolution this feature shall be removed and our mailing list shall be linked directly to the Federal DMV Office.

All signees and their families shall be spared from purges come the Revolution. For extra safety and protection you might want to consider obtaining the Politically Correct People's Cube model PCx2 -
https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=64

It is also a good re-educational tool that will keep your mind busy and away from harmful thoughts, such as, trying to "comprehend the gene of the disease."

It is also advisable to keep your proletarian shovel in good repair.

- Red Square

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Comrade Red,

My satellites have begun orbiting the home of Magyar.

Upon your orders, we will begin beaming mind control signals embedded within the comic stylings of the People's Hero, Yakov Smirnoff.

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At decibels similar to aircraft takeoff, our data shows that 13-17 hours of this will convince even the most intractable to obey.

Peace through SURVEILLANCE,

Bohemianlikeyou
Minister of INFORMATION
Ask me about E-indictments!

Peoples GPS Locator
Komrades!
We of the PepsGPS-L believe Magyar the Hungarian is an imposter -posing as one of "Ours"- actually located somewhere near Boulder Colorado.
He/she may in fact be perpetual student - (working on the master's diplom for the past 14 years - deciphering the Marx-Engles-Lenin-Mao-Mao-Il-man-Castro-Carter-Kerry-Klinton doctrines (as he knows the path to utopia can be found somewhere within the hyperbole).
Once we have pin-pointed the locale of this imposter - we shall dispatch the Black Maria for capture and transport to the Hillary C. Village Useful Idiot Re-Education Center (in secret location inside Archkansas.
Report any sightings of this personage to the local internal security officials at once!!!

Peoples GPS Locator wrote:Komrades!
We of the PepsGPS-L believe Magyar the Hungarian is an imposter -posing as one of "Ours"- actually located somewhere near Boulder Colorado.
He/she may in fact be perpetual student - (working on the master's diplom for the past 14 years - deciphering the Marx-Engles-Lenin-Mao-Mao-Il-man-Castro-Carter-Kerry-Klinton doctrines (as he knows the path to utopia can be found somewhere within the hyperbole).
Once we have pin-pointed the locale of this imposter - we shall dispatch the Black Maria for capture and transport to the Hillary C. Village Useful Idiot Re-Education Center (in secret location inside Archkansas.
Report any sightings of this personage to the local internal security officials at once!!!

Komrades, Magyar, is disciple of the most esteemed Ward Churchill. If it were not for teachings of this wise and honest teacher in the noble Colorado University, their would be no voice of reason amongst the chaos perpetuated by the "little Eichmann" and their ilk. Magyar is most noble because he joined us in our cause by sitting in a drum circle with us and taking hits from the People's bong. So do not discourage him.. Nay, we must hold him in high regard, because without hippy drum circles where would our cause be?!!!!!

Magyar
You people have to much time with little meaning.
First and foremost, I REQUESTED the link that did email me this webpage and everything was figured out.
I had a conversation with one of your people a year ago. We were conversing thru email. This is how I received this link.

Second, DO NOT mock my education. Yes, I am working on my Master's Degree.
I have a year left. (I began a year ago)
And like I said, that is merely the beginning of my Education.


Third, it looks like one of you googled the word Magyar and found out it means
"Hungarian" (I know none of you speak-read Hungarian-non of you responded to my words in Hungarian)
BRAVO!!! It does in fact mean Hungarian.
I am Hungarian and Russian.

And to the individual who says I use American terms, I did that for the American people. I am not from America.

Fourth, Kommissar Betty, your little picture strikes me at a terrible time.
I am infact going through tests for Lymphoma, so I take that a bit personal.
I live in a country that rejects anyone that has health or sickness.(Health Care System)
So, yes Communism will cure the disease. :)
You do not respect other people (I am NOT referring to your picture)
You keep pasting my quotes. You have not conquered the meaning.

I invite you all to a REAL Communist gathering.
But, as I can see, all this is- is regurgitating of past history.
This is my problem.
I am a writer. I work hard on writing my OWN idealogy(s) and political views.
I have published work, have been writing a articles for World Weekly, and been writing a new edition to the Communist Manifesto. (I presented the first two years of my work at the EGO Conference April 1-2 2005)

To be mocked and dissected baffles me.

Your link did come to me, and I checked it out with respect for individualism, yet if one of our links found itself in your email and you "browsed" a REAL Communist site and you posted your thoughts, and a TRUE Communist mocked and disrespected you, you would dust off your old Black List and diffuse the matter of our work into the masses, and we would be shut down. (It has happened MANY times)
It is like a brick in the face like when I was a child coming to America from the Soviet Union.
Pravda.

Magyar
I am not a HE-- I am a Woman. :)

Magyar
For the people who keep calling me "He"

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Keep the dream alive Magyar!

With the 100 million dead from the last 90 years of Communist experimentation, we'll have a much better chance for success this time around - without all the refusniks getting in the way! :)

Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Jong-Il, Mao, Mengistu, and Castro understood this - let's not let them down!

What do you think will help this time around? More secret police? More Government power? More wiretapping? More show trials? More conscription? More abortions? Deeper mass graves, for sure, but how about more collectives? More atheism? More 5 year plans? I know, more state controlled media? More conformity? More non-agression pacts? More Starbucks? More Billy Bragg...?


How will we achieve the ideological purity the revolution demands?

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Enlighten! Or Else.


bohemianlikeyou

Magyar wrote:It is like a brick in the face like when I was a child coming to America from the Soviet Union.
Pravda.

Dear Comrade Magyar,

Your confession, elicited without the coercive means available to the party, is still short of what is expected of the "New Soviet Man".

To wit:

1. This is the internet. 50 year old men regularly pretend to be 14 year old girls, so your announced gender and nationality are suspect.

2. If you are attempting to extract sympathy for a medical condition from
anyone, see point 1.

3. Mockery is pretty much the point here. If you are indeed a graduate student and are unable to comprehend what you read here, you well prove the point that communism is taken seriously only on the American college campus.

Thank you for your post. I appreciate your reactions, but would remind you of the words of Chairman Mao, Selected Works, vol. 7:
"All reactionaries are paper tigers."

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if one of our links found itself in your email and you "browsed" a REAL Communist site and you posted your thoughts, and a TRUE Communist mocked and disrespected you, you would dust off your old Black List and diffuse the matter of our work into the masses, and we would be shut down.

No, we would laugh our asses off at your inability to think logically, then we would have some 11-year-old nerd hack your site to the point where the whole website was nothing but a big Viagra ad.

Magyar
To Gorky:

I announced my gender because I was tired of being referred to as "HE". I stated that.
Also, I announced my ethnic background because someone figured out what Magyar meant, but did not reply to my statement in Hungarian. (Please respond(in Hungarian) to that since you know everything)

See, everyone only reads what he or she wants to read.

You pick certain parts from my post and paste it in the "Quotes Selected" and write a response without reading everything as a whole.

I stated my personal comment about my physical being that individual because I thought it was IRONIC that-that picture was posted. (I stated that too)

And about having a brick thrown in my face when I was a child is true. That is why I typed PRAVDA underneath it.
Pravda means Truth/True in Russian.

And you really think Communism is only taken seriously on American College Campuses?
In July 2005, there was the National CPUSA(Communist Party of the USA) Rally/Gathering/Meetings.
THOUSANDS of people were there.
Do you know how many people in the world are Communists? And I am not talking about the Evil Communism (Yes I know there is evil Communism)
I am talking about cultures and countries that are thriving and have a right to choose and have the right of free speech.


You like to talk about what I say and what I reply to.
You make personal judgements about me, and question what I post.
I have not posted anything like that.

And That screen name you have "Gorky"
That is also IRONIC. :)
I was born in Gorky. :)

And no, that is not suspect. Yes, I know this is the internet and people do hide behind a facade, but there are genuine individuals.

Media-ahora en espanol-Tu comprende nada, porque tu presumir siempre. (That is from me)

"Hasta La Victoria Siempre" Ernesto "Che" Guevara.

Magyar
Oh, The National CPUSA rally/gathering/meeting was in Chicago.

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it looks like one of you googled the word Magyar and found out it means

It is a matter of common knowledge that Magyar is a self-name for Hungarians and their language. Hungarian postal stamps have "Magyar" written on them. Why would you think nobody knows that? Let me guess. On campus you are surrounded by "educated fools" who are so ignorant about the real world that they had actually become commies - and you rushed to make an assumption about the rest of us who don't live in that ivory tower? Nice logic.

We don't speak Hungarian, but some of us do speak the sacred Mother tongue spoken in Nizhniy Novgorod. No zachem vypendrivatsia pered svoimi rebiatami? Why show off and speak in tongues unless you're drunk on 1/2 liter of 45% proof Red Beet Juice? So that we'll think more of you? Please. The Chinese guy Billy whose letter started this thread didn't insert any Chinese words to make himself sound more important. He simply wrote in plain English that in the American Right he had discovered the decency and integrity that can't be found in Communist China. Some of us had also lived under Communist rule and studied Marxism in the Motherland - and we can totally identify with Billy's sentiment. In your academic research, why don't you do a little excursion into that area as well? You may be surprised with what you'll find.

We'll think more of you if instead of "I'm a mysterious foreigner" routine you deliver a coherent logical statement, or at least be funny and make us laugh. Otherwise your posts just sound like a prolonged ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME. Not too selfless nor collectivist of you.

If that's the result of being smacked upside the head with a brick upon arrival to America then we apologize. Difficult childhood should always be taken into account, just like in the case of Tookie Williams. We hate to make assumptions, but could it be that the brick that hit you had been aimed at your big apparatchik parents?

And if your skin is too thin for this then you should probably stay off the Internet and go back to your academic echo chamber - you'll quickly feel better about yourself again, with all the phony praise you'll continue to receive from the superficial ignoramuses that fill American colleges these days. Hamburg score is not for everybody, дарлинг.

Magyar
If I met you in an alley I would have cut your throat--
Do not ever speak of my parents again.

Like I said for the tenth time, I stated everything quite clearly.
Why I choose to say what I said in reply, to what was said to me.

If someone calls me a disease or mocks my education, I will defend my word and my cause.

The reason I made my little comment about the whole "Magyar" comment is because I knew no-one understood what I said in my language.

Everything is so simpflied. Yet, everyone knows everything.

I NEVER said I was Hungarian--Someone called me that.

READ THE STATEMENTS & RESPONSES before you go and judge me.

And yes, the individual who sent me this god forsaken link said he was from China, and talked about being from that country. (And living in Japan)
So, it is okay for him?

And I do not live in an Academic Echo Chamber.
And I DO NOT feel better about myself.

DO YOU SEE, how righteous every one became when a Communist arrived. (because of the link I received-is why I came)

I did not come in here to state Blasphemy, or disrespect someones individual self.

Kommissar Betty said that a Communist website would be hacked.

And you say it is ME ME ME?

That is the thing with you people.

You claim to be filled with the spirits of equality and be for the people.
But, in reality, you make someone discouraged and shun away from any sort of debate or gathering.

Yes, I am a Communist, but I NEVER said that my idealogy was the higher one.
I stand around the council fire, not IN the council fire.




And thank you for calling me DARLING :)
It makes the hate worth while.

Magyar
Ya gotova s vami pogovorit. Posle takogo dolgovo vremeni ya gotova. Moye serdce zapolneno nenavestyu ot nashego proshlogo.
Ya vizy vashy smelost i vashy bol, i ya vizy po vashey anonimnosti chto y vas takiye ze chyvstva chto i y mena.
Ya ne predstavlayu kakiye y vas vospominaniya. Vi svazani s chem-to chto bolee intensivno chem vse mi.
Ya sama zivy kak privedeniye.
Ya smogy yspokoitsa cherez vash otvet.


Your sacred mother tongue. :)

I wrote this letter for Lana Peters AKA Svetlana Alliluyeva.

Here was her information.
Richland Center
Wisconsin 53581
(608)647-5175



You should be so proud. :) A defect.

PittsburghProletarian
Hey Maggie the Magyar!

Dump the Commie major and switch to a Business degree.....you'll never get a job unless that's your goal, to sit back in academia and poison young minds with failed claptrap.....and please, please, take a few history courses that isn't "diversity/minority/outcomes/focused".
Also, don't try to cut any throats in the Pittsburgh area. We like our Second Amendment rights here. (Name one Communist/Socialist country that allows the individual the Right to Bear Arms) We're a carry permit city and we have an old saying......Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

Magyar wrote:If I met you in an alley I would have cut your throat--
Do not ever speak of my parents again.

It makes the hate worth while.

My apologies Comrade!

Your tender narratives prove you are indeed a True Communist(TM)!

Death threats against capitalist roaders and decadent imperialists will always find a welcome audience here!

Please continue your heroic struggle on behalf of the masses and ignore the jibes of the ignorant.

You set an example we are all proud of!

Love (is too plebian)

Maxim

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<Che Baabaabooie turned off>

Its funny my father actually is from Kerala, India. It was the first place where Communism was voted in place. It boasts an interesting paradox. It has a 99% literacy rate, yet at the same time it has very high unemployment rate. Because the unions and communist influence are very powerful industry, even Indian state ran industry avoid it like the plague. So what has happened over the last forty years is that over one million people have left that Indian state to find work abroad. These people send money back to their relatives. In fact whenever I visit my relatives many of them ask for money for us. Where is the communist government? Why aren't they taking care of their people?

Now, about Che Guevara. The reason why he and Castro went their seperate ways was because Che wanted to industrialize Cuba. However, Cuba did not have the means to industrialize. They were an agricultural nation. This attempt at industrialization hurt Cuba. (Though this was nowhere near as bad as when Chairman Mao told his people told all his "people" to take all of their iron and steel goods and give them to the state to be melted down. This caused problems for those in rural China. They were farmers, and they needed those metal tools to grow food. This lead to a famine where millions died.) It was only when Castro decided that his comrade should take "the cause" to South America did the economy return to its current horrible state now. Its funny we see Guevara as someone noble, but the truth is that he was vicious killer. He executed people without giving them a trial. He helped imprison and kill off those who didn't fit their idealogy: political dissidents, homosexuals, and devout Catholics.

Many other problems occur in a Communist society. The state runs everything. The value of promoting idealogy outweighs the acceptecnce of different opinions and the truth. This leads to the presses printing only what the state wants. Freedom is there as long as there is not an expression against the idealogy. Why would the state promote anything that shows they are wrong? Isn't it in the best interest of the state to hide such blasphemy?

One final note. What did you expect from a site mocking communism? It would like me walking into Neo Nazi gathering and exclaim, "Where are the white women at?"

<Che Baabaabooie turned on>

Comrades, we must extol the valiant of the common people against the bourgeois, plutarchy known as America.

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Magyar (aka Comrade Mememe) wrote:If I met you in an alley I would have cut your throat

We shall terminate this discussion to save our skin. Like we always say, if there's a terrorist threat, appease the terrorist and we'll all live happily ever after. Therefore - yes, comrade Magyar, you are right, you have always been and will always be right, just like Marx and Lenin have and will always be. Phew. That wasn't so hard. Why couldn't Bush do the same instead of standing on his principles? As we know all principles are fiction except all progressive princilpes.

Besides, Comrade Mememe (even though she denies being Mememe) has steered the discussion in the wrong direction. The real hero here is Billy and his plight - but since the selfless Comrade Mememe entered the discussion it's been all about her-her-her and her enormous Communist ego instead of Billy, China, and Che Guevara.

In the spirit of inclusiveness and diversity we'll probably set up a new thread just for Ms Mememe's Collectivist Ego. Agree?

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I, too, comrade Red Square, find Magyar's Zarqawi-esque threat highly intimidating--not to mention her bilingual prowess--and believe we have no other option but to pursue a course of appeasement. Peace at any cost!

By setting up a new thread for Ms. Mememe, we will be essentially ceding some of our cyber territory to her; we'll call it the Rhineland. We have France to thank for the inspiration! Our token of good faith will surely make Magyar less hostile by showing her that we are reasonable people capable of diplomacy and constructive dialogue.

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So, how long exactly did Che Guevara play guitar for Santana?

Counter-devolutionary
"He" or "She" -- nonsense. In the revolution there are only the people. Cardboard cutouts and abstractions in the mind of the faithful.

Magyar, or Magpie, or whatever should lighten up. 'Just can't seem to fathom the thought that not everyone loves Big Brother (or, more accurately, Big Person).

In gaining new recruits for the cause, don't you think a voluntary system of enslavement would be better this time around?

Anyone getting a masters degree who can't see through such blatant fanciful nonsense as communist ideology (and their ever-present pal TM. Che) should get a B.S. degree as an honest testament as to what they really stand for -- more B.S.

-- long live the counter-revolution

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I am talking about cultures and countries that are thriving and have a right to choose and have the right of free speech.

wait... I thought you were a communist?

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3 months... Che's main job was actually security detail... However, Carlos & the rest of the band got a bit tired of his constant 'collectivize this' and 'destroy that' and 'put my face on the bass drum,' so they ditched him in Bolivia... where he was met with a friendly capture and a welcoming bullet to the head.

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Who is this Magyar they speak of?
Who is this wise and learned person?
I hear whispers of her great economic prowess.......
I need a Health Czar! Since she KNOWS that Americans are denied healthcare, who better to help ME than a person who understands the concept of MEMEME. It must have been hard getting hit in the face with a brick and having the mean doctors and nurses block the doors to the hospital, and now with lymphoma, the evil-American-for-the rich-only hospitals are denying her healthcare again. I suggest we trade Magyar for Elian Gonzalez in an even exchange program with Cuba so she can get medical treatment. Once she gets better, she can come back for a cabinet job and we can ship Elian back with tales of just how lucky he was to live in Cuba and how horrible things are here in the states, just like Fidel and Janet said the first time!
Viva Universal Squalid Healthcare!

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I need a Health Czar!

Marshal Betty, Drug Czar (or Tsar, however you want to spell it), reporting for duty. After all, all doctors' do these days is prescribe drugs, so I should be able to take care of the job.

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Counter-devolutionary wrote:Big Brother (or, more accurately, Big Person)

The more politically correct "Big Sibling" should work for any mustached man or wyman in a leadership position.

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Comrades,

Here is the example of economic success of Cuba under the guidance of Che Guevara.

Che Baabaabooie.

https://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB5/che1_2.htm

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Che Baabaabooie - why don't you register on this site and post things under your name?

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I am registered Comrade, but the little Eichmanns at Citigroup corporate will not allow me to log in and post. For some reason, whenever I log it just takes be back to the "Broom of Truth" main page and I am still not logged in. That is why I am posting this way during the day.

Che Baabaabooie

P.S. In the mean time, I will maintain correspondence with the fearless leader, Generalisimo El Kabong. He is joining Boris and Natasha in their hunt of the CIA operatives, codenamed Moose and Squirrel. They are the ones we believe who have been destabilzing the Venezuelan elections and their economy. Why else is the fierceless and noble leader, Hugo Chavez, failing at eliminating corruption and poverty in our sister nation?!!!!

"We all declare for liberty; but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing. With some the word liberty may mean for each man to do as he pleases with himself, and the product of his labor; while with others, the same word many mean for some men to do as they please with other men, and the product of other men's labor. Here are two, not only different, but incompatible things, called by the same name - liberty. And it follows that each of the things is, by the respective parties, called by two different and incompatible names - liberty and tyranny."
-President Abraham Lincoln

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Hey Chistka Counselor, remind me never to piss you off.

You weren't serious talking like that, were you? Tell us you were impersonating some right-wing conservative bigot. Yes, you were trying to impress our new Russian/Hungearian female communist comrade with your acting skills, right? Well, I certainly hope you didn't enjoy it.

Sometimes it's hard to tell where acting ends and suppressed thougthcrime begins, comrade. Many a Soviet actor enjoyed playing capitalists, gangsters, spies, and various Western civilians in the Soviet movies. Those were prestigious parts distributed under the Party supervision to the most ideologically reliable thespians. And for a good reason. Most of the the time the public intuitively loved those evil characters, preferring them to politically correct, selfless and righteous but boring protagonists who sacrificed themselves and others for the sake of the common good. That's why casting the right movie actor for the role of an evil Western capitalist type was a great responsibility.

And the Soviet actors responded to the Party's trust with new creative breakthroughs. They often spoke their capitalist lines so credibly, so sincerely, as if they really believed in that! And the audiences believed them too! What a great time it was for the Soviet people's film industry!

At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it? Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant, to step the Ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years. At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
-President Abraham Lincoln

holy jesus, mother of somebody!!!!! CHISTKA, calm yoself down, my brutha, yo dun gots da rath of god, muhammed, buddha, and every otha high power cummin down on dis maygar bitch. sheeeit bro, he ain wuth da 3 rubles the bullet would cost ta off the m*ther f*cker. ok, he be's a pieca o shit, erebody know dat, props to yo fo sho nuff outin the mofo. peace out, bro!!
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When the neo-Comms aren't whining between weekend ski trips, striving to establish police states and re-education centers or resurrecting famines, purges, and mass slaughter...

...They're downright funny.

When will they learn to just leave other people alone and mind their own business (no pun intended)

Hey, Magyar! Ignore the critics here -- I don't know what got into them. What I do know is that I like you -- a lot!

In fact, you sound like the kind of sister we could use at our next Starbucks People's Flood. You know, it's where we gals pee all over the floors in their bathrooms. It has been a sustainable strategy against the Wal-Mart fascists, so we're expanding it to liberate The People from the Zionist colonialists at Starbucks.

And if their Nazi manager (no doubt in the Bush family) starts in with us...well, you certainly seem able to handle a weapon!

Solidarity and Sisterhood!

Smash the oppressive corporatist pigs!

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<Comrade Otis off>

Hi Billy. It's nice to know there are people like you out there. I grew up here in the United States and my only big intellectual challenge politically when I was young was figuring out that what my parents meant by liberalism didn't have anything to do with classical liberalism. When I was young I thought that because they called themselves 'liberals' they were. Then I slowly realized they were socialists! Here, socialism wasn't the norm, so it wasn't something I had to come to grips with in order to transcend. For someone growing up in a communist country though, I can only imagine the intellectual challenges must be very difficult and the hurdles a lot higher to jump. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that that takes dedication and a lot of fortitude - an unusual amount of dedication and fortitude. Because of that I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. People like you give me hope.

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Comrade Otis!

Your story calls to mind the heart-warming rememberance of 14-year-old Pavlik Morozov, who became a Hero of the Soviet Union during the Stalin era. In 1932, during Stalin's collectivization and dispossession program that uprooted some 10 million peasants, Pavlik reported his father to authorities for giving refuge to fleeing victims.

His dad was promptly executed.

Ah, for the good old days!

Thanks for the Pavlik Morozov story. I remembered the story but not the name. I kept coming up with Horst Wessel, but that's another story.

Wasn't that Magyar girl a real hot potato! Maybe I should say a hot tomato, to match her red scarf. Wonder if she ever read Andrei Amalrik or Anatoly Marchenko?

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By Lenora Fullome
12/16/2005, 11:13 pm

Hey, Magyar! Ignore the critics here -- I don't know what got into them. What I do know is that I like you -- a lot!

In fact, you sound like the kind of sister we could use at our next Starbucks People's Flood. You know, it's where we gals pee all over the floors in their bathrooms. It has been a sustainable strategy against the Wal-Mart fascists, so we're expanding it to liberate The People from the Zionist colonialists at Starbucks…

...Now ain't that a classic haughty socialist thing to do. Piss all over the floor of some enterprise that's freely selling products to people who are freely purchasing them. Now some innocent worker (and there's plenty of evidence that socialists hate workers) is going to have to mop up your tacky "statement" and customers will literally wade through the waste of your arrogant self-righteous and bankrupt "philosophy."

Get a life and leave "THE" people alone. (Don't you have a trust fund to spend on a ski trip or something?)

Dear Comrade,

I was sitting at home during the infernal holiday, when something occurred to me. We , the Progressive. need a new leader. Howard Dean seems to be too laid back. He isn't willing to take the fight fully to the corporate fat cats. He lacks the passion and the reason to lead us to victory in the 21st century!!!!!

I have the perfect replacement. I was watching "The Last Laugh of 2005" on Comedy Central, and it hit me. More precisely, the genius of one comic hit me. He was elucidating(see I am a true Progressive using big words when they are not needed) to the brainwashed masses why George Bush was destroying the country. The analogy he used was between the looting that occurred during Hotel Katrina and the President's appointments of friends. It was brilliant. He essentially also made the claim that Xtians really want and should sacrafice the Jews because their prayers aren't working. This truly brilliant as well, he was showing how powerful the voice of a childishly bitter voice can be. If you haven't figured out who are the new leader is; I will tell you his name. David Cross. The very same David Cross from "Arrested Development" and "Mr. Show". He takes the wisdom that can only be found "The Guardian" and far left blogs, and brings forth the truth in manner that Gen-Xers and Gen-Yers can understand. He uses a complaining and bitching style to show how the Apocalypse will happen if we let capitalists and right-wingers rule the world. Only an atheist that hates Xtians as much as we do can lead us. In fact, in a previous show he stated that the only truly evil act that George W. Bush had left to do was eat a Jewish baby on TV. This is the kindof leadership we need. We need that level of blind bitter hate. Isn't this what Che Guevara preached?!!!!! He is my hero, and he should be yours as well!!!!!

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I'll try to clear up this Che playing guitar for Santana thing: He toured with them BRIEFLY before the making of Santana III (late '70) ; but then keyboardist Gregg Rolie got his way and brought in Neal Schon, and gave poor ol' Che the heave-ho. Schon was a disappointment, quickly becoming a Carlos-clone in his riffing. What Che could've done for those guys with his revolutionary zeal and whatnot - ahh, what might've been.

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Magyar will you have my children?
I've not seen a truer commie (besides myself).
Together we could breed a whole klan...er...clan of good workers for the glory of the party!


And kudo to you for standing up for your parents!
How dare these capitalist swine speak of them!
It's just downright rude to mock mental invalids.

As for your lymphoma, I regret to inform you that while we had our top party doctors working day and night on a cure, they realized they could get the same pay to collect tickets at the local theater and quit.

Of course, the capitalist spy that made them aware of it promptly had his throat cut (as you would have liked) so perhaps that can be a little consolation for you.



 
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