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Яка ж це Червона Площа, коли це Головпоштампт на Хрещатику?
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Яка ж це Червона Площа, коли це Головпоштампт на Хрещатику?Commissar Theocritus
And remember the Prog's song. Think of the "I'm a Lumberjack..."


Colonel 7.62
Did you wake up with a glorious mustache? If so, then you had some Genuine Obama Brand Snake Oil(TM) mixed into your vodka. Don't worry, it's harmless and the standard medicine that will be handed out under ObamaCare...
Whinny-da-PBUH!
I shed off personal responsibility and individuality in favor of the moral relativism of the Collective® and the identity that the Politburo generously imbues me with.Laika the Space Dog
OK, Whinny is in.Fraulein Pulloskies
Comrade Theo, You are more equal than some, that has been proved. But we all "deserve" a Rancho. I have sweated and toiled at the gulag, make beet soup, beet meat, beet gravy, beet vodka to provided for the High Party Officials (of which I am most please to do... blah blah blah). My 'gulag mansion' is coming along (we almost have the wall erected to make necessary toiletry duties more private) and that is most pleasing. It has cost my cankles great stress as I have had to shove them up some posteriors. (some comrades are truly, less equal!) to get the work done. I would
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