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 | The purpose of our Progressive movement is to instill enormous guilt among wealth creators, causing them to give their money to us voluntarily. Think of guilt as secondary taxation. While the government extracts the first round of money by taxing a limited number of activities by wealth creators (with the help of a mind-numbing tax code), the imposition of guilt allows us to extract the remaining money in virtually unlimited amounts by associating guilt with the broadest range of activities - from what you eat to how big your toilet tank is. Most of you are guilty merely for breathing air, and the number of victims suffering from your noxious CO2 exhaust is unlimited - from the whole planet Earth to endangered microscopic communities of bacteria that thrive collectively on dead bodies and whose existence you are jeopardizing by selfishly staying alive. |
Our Strategy Stimulate the feeling of guilt in wealth creators no matter how much money they've already given us. The more guilt, the bigger the contributions. Studies by Progressive think tanks have shown that there is no limit to the amount of guilt that can be injected, so to speak, under the skin of a single person. If the Obama election campaign is any indication, a properly conditioned guilt-ridden taxpayer can be driven into a distributive frenzy, stripping his children of inheritance and responding to a liberal fundraiser with a donation that would make the IRS look like a bunch of rookie panhandlers. And the best part is that we don't even need to maintain anything as big and costly as the IRS: we simply carry our infiltration of existing media, educational, and entertainment establishments to the next level. Correct, scientifically calculated strategy can make any corporate pencil-pusher feel guilty just for sitting in his chair all day when he could be out there in the streets with a shovel, joining the socially conscious masses in digging trenches for the Common Good™.
Our Tactics Organize and coordinate guilt-instilling thematic campaigns, guilt marathons, and guilt drives that touch on race, war, oil, environment, gay issues, male chauvinism, Islam, globalization, the income gap, homelessness, and so on. Studies show a consistent increase in the amount of money flowing from the pockets of the guilty to Progressive organizations during such established and popular guilt drives as Earth Day, Hiroshima Day, Black History Month, Gay Pride Parade, International Women's Day (celebration of communist Klara Zetkin's birthday), Columbus Day (the genocide of Native Americans), etc. Best Practices Soviet collective farmers, stripped of land and the products of their labor, were made to feel extremely guilty for still not giving enough to the people's government. A thought-control campaign of such epic proportions was brilliantly accomplished by means of guilt-instilling techniques perfected by the state-run education and the state-owned media and entertainment subsidiaries. We are aiming to achieve the same perfection with the American readers of the People's Cube, starting with owners of the outdated bourgeois non-red Rubik's cubes.
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The objective of the Progressive movement is to force a change in the society so that we no longer have to wait around for voluntary contributions from the guilty. Instead, we will forcibly extract as much money as we deem necessary to maintain and advance Progress™, which is our brand name for systematic wealth extraction. A planned extraction facilitates control over the guilt-ridden masses by well-meaning Party apparatchiks and a more seamless central planning of state-run economy in the name of the Common Good™, which is our brand name for state-run economy. And since everything that is being done for the Common Good™ automatically becomes a historically inevitable necessity, it is absolutely necessary to take the power away from wealth creators and give it to wealth distributors.
Please let me have that Thought Criminal with the non-homogeneous Cube. I've got something for him...
We should start a Progressive Guilt Credit/Offset business named THE GUILTED AGE INC, collecting money from capitalists who don't want to feel guilty about their success, and pass it on to our bleeding heart liberal volunteers whose daily job will be to feel terribly, unbearably guilty - eight hours a day, forty hours a week.
To feel guilty after hours will require a 1.5 overtime rate. For a special bonus they will wake up screaming in the middle of the night from guilt - so that you can have a good night's sleep, wake up fresh in the morning, and make a ton of money during the day to offset a new portion of your accumulated capitalist guilt. We'll be keeping, oh I don't know, 10% of the money passing our hands?
GUILT CREDIT COMMERCIAL:
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Are you a bleeding heart liberal? Are you feeling guilty all day while living in your mom's basement? Is your guilt preventing you from having a job, a career, or a meaningful relationship? Well, now you can feel guilty and get paid for it! I am Red Square of the People's Cube. Sign up to be a volunteer in our Progressive Guilt Credit program and become a successful guilt receptacle!<voice> Hi, my name is Alva Goldbook. I used to be full of guilt and anxiety just because I was a U.S. citizen. I spent my days moaning about the lack of government programs that would pay me enough money to move to Cuba or North Korea. But after I joined the Progressive Guilt Credit program I quickly grew from the position of Assistant Nervous Wreck to Whining Paranoid Blogger, and within only a year I became an Area Guilt Manager in charge of guilt sales and redistribution in all of Northern Virginia. I can now stop asking Mom for allowance to go to Starbucks or buy Panera bread with my own guilt credits. Soon I'll even be able to leave the basement and travel to far-away romantic places like Cuba or North Korea with my real new human-flesh girlfriend!
If you are a liberal moaner, stop wasting your time carping for free! Join our army of paid whiners, complainers, and nit-pickers - and earn real income!
We'll have a different set of commercials for capitalist customers, as well as monthly and annual Guilt Drives, raising guilt amounts and increasing the value of guilt we would help them to offset! WELCOME TO THE GUILTED AGE!
Wait. I just checked and it turns out such business model already exists. Its branches include Moveon.org, Center For American Progress, Ford Foundation, Tides Foundation, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, that thing Bono is trying to set up, and many, many more.
Never mind... Back to the drawing board...
Edit: Just looked at the thread you linked. Of course, you already knew of cheatneutral. Silly me, doubting your omniscience. I denounce myself in shame...
How can one argue against the moral superiority of Phil Donahue? How I ask?
Oh yes I also feel guilty for having a job, paying my bills, and not being uncontrollably in debt. I should go get credit cards I can't afford now.
But there is Hope!! What can I do to try to earn my place in the Party and heal the planet Earth from the ravages of CO2 and flatulence??
After reading this declaration from Comrade Red Square and the enlightened teachings of the High Priest of Climatology, Al Gore; I've realized that the answer is to practice a form of "Cap and Trade."
First, we must redistribute the wealth of ALL of the Robber Barons and affluent proles inhabiting this cesspool of "Freedom". Then after His Excellency, Nancy, Hillary and Harry Reid have started the Purges; every good Comrade would turn a mandated number of Dissenters, Birthers, KKKapitalists, and Constitution lovers into the State, for show trial and firing squad "education".
Yes Comrades, we turn our enemies in to the State, they are "capped" and we use their demise to offset our carbon/methane emissions. This would be a form of "Cap and Trade" that every loyal Party member could participate in.
This alone will remove untold tons of CO2/methane from the atmosphere, make food and water more plentiful and remove the slime of Freedom lovers/KKKapitalists from our midst. We can remove the scum of humanity from the Earth and make Mother Earth healthy and green again.
Praise be onto Obama and The Goracle!!
Thus they would serve two destinies.
The Destiny of future greatness. (Who knows they could become
The Destiny of 'instructing' the masses.
We have learned that it is difficult to control citizens who are not guilty....so we craft more and more laws. With bountiful laws, everyone is guilty of something, yes? In this way, citizens will comply, lest they encounter real guilt. This is even more fun than "social" guilt!
Just TRY not breaking any of our laws, just TRY........
"Uncle Zero wants YOU to serve the Motherland!"
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Superkommissar Maksim
Comrade Red, your Atlas Complied phrase has inspired me, although you may not be familiar with the most successful cliffhanger in TV history "Who Shot J.R."Thanks, Superkommissar! Indeed, I wasn't familiar with it, as at the time I was performing a secret Party assignment in the Motherland.
But you gave me an idea too. I heard rumors that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were shooting Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged," but I wasn't sure Hollywood could squeeze 1000 pages with lengthy speeches into a 90 minute blockbuster. Problem solved. Changing the title is the first step.
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Brazil's President, while meeting Gordon Brown, has said the global financial crisis was caused by "white people with blue eyes".Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva is a known progressive socialist, so he has a very good understanding that whoever is in position to help the most, must be made to feel guilty the most. Works every time!
Hat tip to our reader from Brazil, Roberto
Arch Axel
I feel guilty about pointing this out, but requiring everyone to read TPC would allow everyone to know how to read, and this could cause problems. However, given the current trends in Glorious People's Public Education we won't have to worry about it in a few years.Actually it wouldn't be entirely necessary. A future could be conceived where the unwashed masses no longer read anything but merely responded to iconically recognizable images such as, say, this:
or this:
or hypothetically this:
or where folks went about repeating cliched phrases heard from radio or movies; phrases such as this:
or this:
or this:
Or where people spoke only in broken ideas and phrases like this one:
"Then I was like, and she was like, and I was like 'Whatever!' me and him... know what I mean? Dog? ROFL"
Of course, such a future would be entirely science fiction as no one would ever be foolish enough to trade the freedom of literacy and the circumspect vision of a nuanced education for the horror and darkness of illiterate slavishness to their passions. Right?
Commissar Obamissar V
Obama did. The guy from I Dream of Jeannie had no right to live anyway...Does Ann know?
In these dark times when Atlas Shrugged is gaining popularity, particularly against the more Progressive Atlas Complied, I have a humble request for the masses.
Perhaps Comrade Red Square could write and publish (on store shelves at Party Approved book sellers- not just in the Gulagosphere) the biography of Comrade Oleg, a hero of the revolution.
It's for the Children.
Yours in CHope,
COV
Red Square
This is why I'm nervous about Atlas Shrugged the Movie. I can see life totally imitating the Cube and the actually poster being very similar to Red's most excellent creation.
I've also read rumors there is a remake of The Fountainhead in the works, I just recently watched the original for the first time (loved it) and I would be shocked to see the same message come out of Hollywood today.
BigBlackfoot reviewing The Fountainhead on Netflix
I was fully unable to get past Cooper's abominable acting. He recites lines like not just a robot, but a robot who despises the material it's reciting.If they did this in '49, imagine the hatred Hollywood would install. They'd probably blow up Galt's Gulch or focus on the Rearden/Taggart affair in an attempt to discredit all of Rand's philosophy.
try some of this.
How can I find a slob who's undeserving enough to take this burden from me?
Somebody denounce me quickly and then take this pollution from my lungs.
Infidel Castrate
If your guilt is making you ... irregular,try some of this.
Comrade Infidel Castrate:
Are you the creator of this poster? It rivals the mastery of our Maximum Leader. Seeing it reminds me of the large number of the "middle" and "independent" voters, who, as unwitting Proles-To-Be, are on the verge of learning that consumption of Quakery leads from irregularity to AssImilation making regularity the new paradigm.
Gorbels Cube
Comrade Infidel Castrate:
Are you the creator of this poster? It rivals the mastery of our Maximum Leader. Seeing it reminds me of the large number of the "middle" and "independent" voters, who, as unwitting Proles-To-Be, are on the verge of learning that consumption of Quakery leads from irregularity to AssImilation making regularity the new paradigm.
Yes, I am the perpetrator of that and most of the thought crimes that I post here.
I am ruunning a resistance operation here in the Gulags where I have been imprisoned for my thought crimes. They were not able to re-educate me so I was committed.
If only the Proles-To-Be could be fitted with those special sunglasses like in the movie "They Live"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/plotsummary
As to the glasses. I need them not, for I have seen them and know them by their words.
Komrade Zarkof
First, we must redistribute the wealth of ALL of the Robber Barons and affluent proles inhabiting this cesspool of "Freedom". Then after His Excellency, Nancy, Hillary and Harry Reid have started the Purges; every good Comrade would turn a mandated number of Dissenters, Birthers, KKKapitalists, and Constitution lovers into the State, for show trial and firing squad "education".In my somewhat limited training in the use of People Persuaders, I've noted a large amount of global warming gases are produced. Wouldn't it be more progressive to use a method which creates no pollution. Like this...
These, dear comrades, are the days of specialization. Would you go to a barber to have a tooth pulled? No. Would you go to a GP for eye surgery? No. Would you go to a divorce lawyer for a tort case? No.
So why on earth would you actually think about where to give money? Silly fool, leave compassion to the professionals. And His O'liness has decided that we are not capable of our own charity.
He invites the wealthy to join with government in being charitable but in limiting deductions to 28% for well-off people he has insured that this coalition will fail.
All hail to the one--the most totalitarian public official since Henry Wallace. Who was, as we recall, defeated.
Guardian of Pravda
Ahh, but in the end Rowdy Roddy is Betrayed by one of 'Us" and for what? Ahh. Greed, Gain. Power. Indeed she was a good party member. (And a Fox too)As to the glasses. I need them not, for I have seen them and know them by their words.
My own post provoked me to create some more criminal art.
The scary part is the text in the top corner is exactly the same on the original poster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lwlx3GnLGs
The poster might not make sense to those who have not seen the movie. I could not get the Utube video to embed for some reason.
Infidel Castrate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lwlx3GnLGsThe poster might not make sense to those who have not seen the movie. I could not get the Utube video to embed for some reason.
Lot's of things on here are not working. Cannot paste url into hyperlinks.
I was in the Arctic sledding my Huskies across a great sheet of gray ice, while the red sunset flickered in spastic jolts with the Northern Lights. I was wearing a bear skin poncho and a Speedo.... when suddenly out of the Northern sky... Marx himself spun through the red sunset!
And he said: "Dreams are futile, join the collective and condemn the dreamers!"
As I awoke and my dreams shriveled up and died, I became the Seed of Glorious Misery!
I now denounce my redness, I am forever dedicated to gray... and as the words were spoken to me, I must forever denounce the colors here... Gray Glorious Gray For All!
Red Square
So... should we call you Gray Rooster now?You may call me what you want oh Great One, I am merely a prole and have come to accept the ultimate outcome of all things...
*lifts gun to head*
No! No! No! That would be selfish of me!
I aspire to sit in the Gulag, for I know the Crimes and Punishments that await me...
It was a dream I had before I floated across the ice in my bear skin poncho and Speedo, I am an Idiot, and my Brothers await me....
It would be a Crime to even speak of it.
Ignore this! These are just Notes From The Underground.... I am a prole and a Ridiculous Man.
Gray Rooster
I was in the Arctic sledding my Huskies across a great sheet of gray ice, while the red sunset flickered in spastic jolts with the Northern Lights. I was wearing a bear skin poncho and a Speedo.... when suddenly out of the Northern sky... Marx himself spun through the red sunset!
And he said: "Dreams are futile, join the collective and condemn the dreamers!"
...were you eating a klondike bar in your dream perchance?
AbecedariusRex
Gray Rooster
I was in the Arctic sledding my Huskies across a great sheet of gray ice, while the red sunset flickered in spastic jolts with the Northern Lights. I was wearing a bear skin poncho and a Speedo.... when suddenly out of the Northern sky... Marx himself spun through the red sunset!
And he said: "Dreams are futile, join the collective and condemn the dreamers!"
...were you eating a klondike bar in your dream perchance?
My Goddess!!! You must be omniscient! I was not about to admit such a travesty... but yes... yes... I was....
*ashamed*... capitalist dreams of klondike bars (spit, spit)!
Red Square
Guardian - try using non-WYSIWYG mode of the editor.I did. No joy.
What's with the chocolate on the Cube?
Gray Rooster
*lifts gun to head*
Mmmm very suspicious. Gun? Where did you get this gun? Is it licensed? Does the Party know about it? And most importantly it better be a communist design. You will have to shovel more beets in the Party Approved Afterlife(TM) if you liquidate yourself with a decadent western gun.
Obamissar 7.62
Gray Rooster
*lifts gun to head*
Mmmm very suspicious. Gun? Where did you get this gun? Is it licensed? Does the Party know about it? And most importantly it better be a communist design. You will have to shovel more beets in the Party Approved Afterlife(TM) if you liquidate yourself with a decadent western gun.
Get? Licensed? Party know about it? Why of course comrade! Do not be silly... oh you made a funny comrade! LOL As if one could get, have, obtain a gun otherwise!
And of course Obamissar 7.62, said gun was of communist design. After aborting a trip to the Party Approved Afterlife(TM), I took said gun out in the yard to kill a Raven cackling outside my window. Upon commencing fire said gun misfired and killed a Mockingbird in a tree behind my right shoulder.
Gun and Mockingbird have been properly disposed of in the Furnace of Equality ™.
The Raven lives.
This explains all.
Gray Rooster
Obamissar 7.62
Gray Rooster
*lifts gun to head*
Mmmm very suspicious. Gun? Where did you get this gun? Is it licensed? Does the Party know about it? And most importantly it better be a communist design. You will have to shovel more beets in the Party Approved Afterlife(TM) if you liquidate yourself with a decadent western gun.
Get? Licensed? Party know about it? Why of course comrade! Do not be silly... oh you made a funny comrade! LOL As if one could get, have, obtain a gun otherwise!
And of course Obamissar 7.62, said gun was of communist design. After aborting a trip to the Party Approved Afterlife(TM), I took said gun out in the yard to kill a Raven cackling outside my window. Upon commencing fire said gun misfired and killed a Mockingbird in a tree behind my right shoulder.
Gun and Mockingbird have been properly disposed of in the Furnace of Equality ™.
The Raven lives.
Mmmm Raven? That sounds most suspicious. To kill a mockingbird is one thing, but for the Raven to live makes me wonder if you actually are referring to the
Meanwhile you destroy the gun you claim the Party has approved? Did they approve the destruction? Many questions are now raised, many many questions which I will have to pass on to the local Commissar. Unless.... *cough, cough* certain measures are taken to ensure I have witnessed what you have said. (I favor top shelf vodka, rum and decadent western pantyhose for my mistress)
Commissar Theocritus
Pravda, do not be disparaging about Gray Rooster. He has been one of the best customers of Jifi-Lobo.This explains all.
Mmmmmmmmmm... JIFFI- LOBO.... deadly delicious.
Obamissar 7.62
Gray Rooster
Obamissar 7.62
[quote="Gray Rooster"]*lifts gun to head*
Mmmm very suspicious. Gun? Where did you get this gun? Is it licensed? Does the Party know about it? And most importantly it better be a communist design. You will have to shovel more beets in the Party Approved Afterlife(TM) if you liquidate yourself with a decadent western gun.
Get? Licensed? Party know about it? Why of course comrade! Do not be silly... oh you made a funny comrade! LOL As if one could get, have, obtain a gun otherwise!
And of course Obamissar 7.62, said gun was of communist design. After aborting a trip to the Party Approved Afterlife(TM), I took said gun out in the yard to kill a Raven cackling outside my window. Upon commencing fire said gun misfired and killed a Mockingbird in a tree behind my right shoulder.
Gun and Mockingbird have been properly disposed of in the Furnace of Equality ™.
The Raven lives.
Mmmm Raven? That sounds most suspicious. To kill a mockingbird is one thing, but for the Raven to live makes me wonder if you actually are referring to the
Meanwhile you destroy the gun you claim the Party has approved? Did they approve the destruction? Many questions are now raised, many many questions which I will have to pass on to the local Commissar. Unless.... *cough, cough* certain measures are taken to ensure I have witnessed what you have said. (I favor top shelf vodka, rum and decadent western pantyhose for my mistress)[/quote]
Ahh comrade, you know of my roots. How much more do you know? Nevermind! I will disperse
Please comrade accept my first born instead?.?
My
Commissar Theocritus
...Our Many Titted Empress was all hot to get sable underwear for her steatopygous ass but the Holy Gore intervened saying that it would make sables extinct.I would have been amused to see that. Perhaps a new line at Victoria's Notquitesecretsinceeverythingisrightoutinfrontlikeabazooka-no-twobazookas (formerly known as Victoria's Secret)
the prototype for Our MTE
comes in greyishwhitish sable and a little bit more sable
currently only in adorable tawny color
Rex, that is the definition of a horny-handed son of the soil, those gloves that you showed. And if you show any mercy whatsoever to your fellow compadres, you will not speculate on the term horny-handed son of the soil.
Proletarian Express is a rewards card, like the Platinum Card. You spend money and you get points. With the Platinum Card you get a rewards catalog--electronics, Starwood Points, things like that. With Proletarian Express you also get a rewards catalog. 10,000 points for a free prefrontal tuneup at Jifi-Lobo. 5,000 points for an oil change on your Zil. And 20,000 points for a denunciation of your choice.
If you collect 100,000 points you can have your own show trial. You get to choose the crime, you get to choose the judge and you even get to choose the Star Chamber that you're tried in.
Just fill in the application, using of course someone else's social-security number.
It is too bad I did not get one sooner, as my Zil just conked out for lack of oil. Oh well, I shall find a donkey and hitch it to the car. Perhaps then I can actually get beyond my driveway...
Commissar Theocritus
Pravda, do not be disparaging about Gray Rooster. He has been one of the best customers of Jifi-Lobo.This explains all.
See below
Commissar Theocritus
Why not sable? There are only two full-length sable coats in the world. One for the queen of England, and one for the female Russian cosmonaut. I know that Our Many Titted Empress was all hot to get sable underwear for her steatopygous ass but the Holy Gore intervened saying that it would make sables extinct.What are the chances of a reversal?
Gray Rooster
Commissar Theocritus
Pravda, do not be disparaging about Gray Rooster. He has been one of the best customers of Jifi-Lobo.This explains all.
Mmmmmmmmmm... JIFFI- LOBO.... deadly delicious.
You have to be out of your mind to want it. Youare out of your mind when you get it. You don't mind after having it. A mind is a terrible thing...waste it.
Guardian of Pravda
Commissar Theocritus
Pravda, do not be disparaging about Gray Rooster. He has been one of the best customers of Jifi-Lobo.This explains all.
Does it explain Buddy Holly?
he little things you say and do
Make me want to be with you
rave on - it's a crazy feeling and
I know it's got me reeling
when you say “I love you” - rave on
The way you dance and hold me tight
the way you kiss and say goodnight
rave on - it's a crazy feeling and
I know it's got me reeling
when you say “I love you” - rave on
Well, rave on - it’s a crazy feeling
and I know - it’s got me reeling
I'm so glad - that you're revealing your love for me
rave on - rave on and tell me
Tell me - not to be lonely
Tell me - you love me only
Rave on to me
Buddy Holly Rave On lyrics
Guardian of Pravda
Gray Rooster
Commissar Theocritus
Pravda, do not be disparaging about Gray Rooster. He has been one of the best customers of Jifi-Lobo.This explains all.
Mmmmmmmmmm... JIFFI- LOBO.... deadly delicious.
You have to be out of your mind to want it. You are out of your mind when you get it. You don't mind after having it. A mind is a terrible thing...waste it.
Excellent! My sentiments exactly comrade. Minds are full of all kinds of decadent dreams. The fewer the better. This is how we win over the minds of The People.
Their hearts? Well, black will be the final color of hearts...
It's for The Children ™.
If you feel that pain between your ears which connotes cognitive dissonance, don't take an aspirin. Go to Jifi-Lobo! And you will be a happy Progressive, never bothered by thinking again.
It works for me. I'm a good customer.
Excuse me. Time to change my diaper. My last tune-up was a bit severe because just for a second I thought that His O'liness might not be able to square the circle and convert matter to energy just with a look of his eyes.
If I am correct, Gray Rooster is the one we call “Pugsly”. He scores high in the I.Q. Department with an inspiring 61
“5 points higher than the Obmessiah”,
“9 point higher than the US Congress”.
He seems to be building a resistance to the Psychotropic drugs, and seems to enjoy being zapped with a cattle prod, most likely we will need to send him to the Gulag. But he can be amusing, if you play Shirley Temple movies he jumps up and dances along and sings.
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitalityä INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
And Thing. Notice the square wrists--much like Miss Resentment at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Bonnie Fwank ventriloquist's arm goes up his……… this creates a rather disgusting mental image, almost as disgusting as my last visit to Rancho de Rio Grande, when the MTE, came out wearing a bikini, which by it’s self caused me to vomit, but then she bent over to pick up a penny that fell out of Bruno's nose, the bottom part of the outfit snapped, the sight I saw....If I was not a Well disciplined Commissar who has been involved in many campaigns and seen the worst the KKKapitalist could dish out, as well as torture resistance training of having to watch 24 straight hours of Progressive insurance commercials with the fat dark-haired screecher, and episodes of “The View” with Rosie Opigo. I could have been blinded by this disgusting sight; I will admit I still have Nightmares from time to time and suffer from flash backs, about what I saw.
I tell myself it could have been worse, like walking in on Meow and Nansky seeing them going at it in wild Monkey Sex…….Excuse me…………………….Sorry I seem to suddenly want to heave dinner……
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality ä INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
Red Star
My Apologies all, I Fear Gray Rooster, is one of myIf I am correct, Gray Rooster is the one we call “Pugsly”. He scores high in the I.Q. Department with an inspiring 61
“5 points higher than the Obmessiah”,
“9 point higher than the US Congress”.
He seems to be building a resistance to the Psychotropic drugs, and seems to enjoy being zapped with a cattle prod, most likely we will need to send him to the Gulag. But he can be amusing, if you play Shirley Temple movies he jumps up and dances along and sings.
Comrades, yes I must admit I do enjoy Shirley Temple movies, I must, my minions demand it.
It is interesting you should mention the Psychotropic drugs, I left them under your seat the last time I was in your Zil, Red Star, and from what I know they tend to bloom from beneath.
No need to send me to the Gulag, I am on my way there now: http://www.redcage.com
But now that you've brought it up, do you recall that after her bikini came off, Bruno shouted, "Theocritus! It's a double moon! Look at the craters!"?
At that point Nansky and Meow, who were, and again I repressed this, having wild monkey sex with a 55-gallon tub of J-Lube and fifteen of Dick Johnson's finest latex products. And they didn't even the grace to go into the room that serves for wild monkey sex and butchering roadkill, which at the end are pretty much the same thing.
7.62, don't worry about your next visit to Jifi-Lobo. Because of your services to the party I have pre-approved you for your Proletarian Express(tm) card and as a sign-up bonus you get a free tune-up on your pre-frontal lobes.
Make sure though that you put name tags on all of your nearest and dearest. Dr. Lecter has taken to drink and his hand is not as steady as it once was. But since under the Obama Administration he is going to be Surgeon General, it is merely a taste of things to come.
Commissar Theocritus
Red Star, you know that you are always welcome here at the Rancho and there is always room in the barn for yourBut now that you've brought it up, do you recall that after her bikini came off, Bruno shouted, "Theocritus! It's a double moon! Look at the craters!"?
At that point Nansky and Meow, who were, and again I repressed this, having wild monkey sex with a 55-gallon tub of J-Lube and fifteen of Dick Johnson's finest latex products. And they didn't even the grace to go into the room that serves for wild monkey sex and butchering roadkill, which at the end are pretty much the same thing.
7.62, don't worry about your next visit to Jifi-Lobo. Because of your services to the party I have pre-approved you for your Proletarian Express(tm) card and as a sign-up bonus you get a free tune-up on your pre-frontal lobes.
Make sure though that you put name tags on all of your nearest and dearest. Dr. Lecter has taken to drink and his hand is not as steady as it once was. But since under the Obama Administration he is going to be Surgeon General, it is merely a taste of things to come.
Theocritus, I must say you've missed the mark, I talked to Dr. Lecter most recently, he ensured me that he has always been of the experimental variety in the world of vice. Most fine surgeons are...
How could you doubt Clarice's lover?
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
You owe me a piece of information, you know, and that's what I'd like.
An ad in the national edition of the Times and in the InternationalHerald-Tribune on the first of any month will be fine. Better put it inthe China Mail as well.
I won't be surprised if the answer is yes or no. The lambs will stopfor now. But, Clarice, you judge yourself with all the mercy of thedungeon scales at Threave; you'll have to earn it again and again, theblessed silence. Because it's the plight that drives you, seeing theplight, and the plight will not end, ever.
I have no plans to call on you, Clarice, the world being moreinteresting with you in it. Be sure you extend me the same courtesy.
I have windows.
Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than itwill ever be again before the year 2000. (I have no intention oftelling you the time and how high it is.) But I expect you can see ittoo. Some of our stars are the same.
Clarice.
Hannibal Lecter
Great and Generous Leader, I do not know if you realize Meow paid one of the
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitalityä INC
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Keeper of the Faith
I'm still thinking about Meow paying one of the, er, troopers to film him and Nansky having wild monkey sex. Have you seen Nansky without her clothes? I have, at the Rancho.
The only thing that I can figure is that Meow was going to boast that he could find the right wrinkle.
But please, please keep the screeching down to minimum as you let the visitors in. It would be greatly appreciated...
Red Star
Red Rooster, Pugsly, Comrade Come back to “Camp Fluffy”, and yes I found the drugs or should I say your Co-troopers did in the ZIL. I was wondering why they were not washing the car, and laying about saying, clouds wow…. You will be heading up a group that will hanging around grave yards, collecting valuable census data. Further you will be overseeing your fellowGreat and Generous Leader, I do not know if you realize Meow paid one of the
Comrade do not despair, The Great and Honorable Red Square of The People has been nothing but a gentleman in creating such wonders as the Cube. I shall take the post by the Graveyard Entrances as you wish.
However, I find your comments about our Dear Leader very suspicious, very suspicious indeed. Has the Messiah condoned such drooling? And in fact, if drooling is a favorite past time of The One, has he mentioned a proclamation as to it's implementation for all? Very suspicious Red Star, perhaps you should check with the MTE before making such statements.
Commissar Theocritus
I'm still thinking about Meow paying one of the, er, troopers to film him and Nansky having wild monkey sex. Have you seen Nansky without her clothes? I have, at the Rancho.The only thing that I can figure is that Meow was going to boast that he could find the right wrinkle.
Ahhh yes, another dose of Jiffi-Lobo for me and one Proletariat Express to go please....
And can I have Fries with that?
I will feel secure knowing you are at the Graveyard Entrances, but you and your squad need to collect names, so the Messiah can
"Red Star, perhaps you should check with the MTE before making such statements" Comrade I will remind you I am a made Progressive, never question a "made progressive"...We shall not discuss this again....
Now collect your
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitalityä INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
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Red Rooster
Commissar Theocritus
I'm still thinking about Meow paying one of the, er, troopers to film him and Nansky having wild monkey sex. Have you seen Nansky without her clothes? I have, at the Rancho.The only thing that I can figure is that Meow was going to boast that he could find the right wrinkle.
Ahhh yes, another dose of Jiffi-Lobo for me and one Proletariat Express to go please....
And can I have Fries with that?
Will that be with Theresa Heinz?
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