DETROIT, MICHIGAN - Post-May Day depression
is a growing malady that affects many progressives and pro-Communists
each year, usually beginning late in the afternoon on May
1 and continuing until the morning of the next May Day. For
some, it is a result of too much sign-making and short-range
marching with very few people giving a crap. Many left-wing
agitators in the United States and other free nations have
mild symptoms, but others are subjected to an almost paralyzing
agony.
This article shows how dejected collectivists around the world
can combat May Day depression by just taking a few simple precautions.
Carter hard at work as Hamas members prepare to launch fireworks
in celebration.
After
finishing Habitat for Hamsters in San Francisco, President
Jimmy Carter went on to start a new Habitat for Hamas project
in Gaza, building new homes for families whose homes were
destroyed by Israeli bulldozers in retaliation for suicide
bombings.
Jimmy Carter says he feels “quite at ease” working
with Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal. I've been meeting with
Hamas leaders for years, I find them to be peace-loving people,
and they are just misunderstood by bigoted Americans. If
Israel would dismantle their system of Apartheid, and meet
all the demands of Hamas, everyone could live in peace and
harmony.
Dodging the flak over his description of
typical small-town rednecks as
those who turn to guns and Bibles if left without government
supervision, Obama has once again skillfully turned the tables
on his opponents with the same maneuver he used during the
Jeremiah Wright "controversy": he returned to Philadelphia
and delivered a sweeping speech on the legacy of rednecks
in a post-redneck society and the importance of establishing
a full government control over the redneck territories -
a speech that political strategists agree hearkens back to
those of America's founders, and deserves a similar place
in history.
To many progressives Soviet space program symbolized the superiority of planned socialist economy over the greedy and selfish capitalist market. But the Greater Good requires sacrifices. The very first unprecedented and heroic sacrifice in space was made not by Gagarin, but by Laika the Space Dog, who volunteered to be the first living creature in space four years prior to Gagarin. And unlike that of Gagarin's, Laika's flight plan didn't involve a return from orbit, which makes this dog's dedication to progress and socialism even more endearing to the hearts of all common people around the world, and a shining example for all progressives to follow.
Now that the idea of social awareness and
class struggle has reached American pulpits, it was only
a matter of time before progressive historical revisionism
left its academic confines and flooded the nation's churches,
raising consciousness of the worshiping masses and prompting
them to re-evaluate archaic concepts of "faith," "freedom," and "morality." Armed
with the winning theory of class struggle, more and more
oppressed churchgoers are finding the courage to speak out
against violations of human rights in the ancient world,
and indeed against the entire litany of "traditional" "conceptions" based
on the "Bible" and its "teachings."
In this sense, the conference of religious leaders
and scholars from around the world, titled "From Security
to Homelessness: Moses and the Renegade Exodus of the Hebrews" was
the first major event of its kind, focusing on Moses' fraudulent
activities and the resulting major humanitarian disaster
called the Exodus.
Western terror labs have finally produced
a weapon so horrific that it has shaken Islamic world to
the core, making over a billion people from Morocco to Indonesia
fear for the survival of their freedoms, morals, beliefs,
cultures, governments, and the very life itself. The new
weapon of terror, the so-called "Cartoon," is capable of
delivering an equivalent of one million Hiroshima bombs,
resulting in a horrendous mass destruction like none seen
on Earth before.
"I see no way to combat this horrific infidel
weapon other than by balanced, fair, and rational
hostage-taking, bomb-throwing, and embassy-burning, based
on strict Islamic law and mutual understanding of our commin
goal, which is the Islamization of Earth. These
methods have proven efficient in dealing with the West in
the past..."
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Play a game with the MSM: escape from
reality with stories of myth and magic!
The mystery letter of the day is "D."
Why don't we hear this phrase in the news anymore: "The
Culture of Corruption" as in: "Culture of
corruption is so pre-2006 elections"?
The answer is in the magical letter "D" next
to a politician's name, which tends to vanish mysteriously
in news media reports!
Brought to you by the MSM: "Indulging your fantasies
because the truth is just too hard to bear"
Did I tell you how I organized and piloted
a relief mission to bring penicilin, amoxycilin, and 1,000,000
MREs for the starving Children™ of Bosnia? I remember
like it was yesterday. The tiny island nation of Bosnia was
alone in its war against fascism. America had yet to enter
the war, but the Children™ cried for help and something
had to be done. Did I mention the Children™? So I also
brought 10,000,000 condoms on a tip from Donna Shalala.
When we entered Bosnian airspace the sky was filled with
the Serbian Luftwaffe intent on shooting down our humanitarian
expedition. Sinbad manned the rear gun turret and Sheryl
Crow... uhm... womanned the belly turret. The flak was
very heavy in that dark, cold and rainy night. We could
see the bright flashes and black oily smoke of the bursting
shells. We had never flown a night mission before. It was
hell!
Reinforcing his image of an exceptional orator
and a formidable debater, Barack Obama used the controversy
surrounding his pastor's provocative sermons to deliver a
major speech aimed at uniting Americans regardless of racial,
religious, or sexual identity, and bringing them all together
for the common cause of fighting capitalism, private property,
individualism, self-sufficiency, and other harmful prejudices
that stand in the way of change and hope for a better and
monolithic America.
"I can no more disown Reverend Wright than I can disown class
struggle and redistribution of wealth," said charismatic Obama
who is believed to stand above the racial divide. His speech
was often interrupted by a thunderous applause from the audience
of political activists and news reporters, so united in their
eagerness that it was impossible to tell one from the other.
How can religious rubes be lured into
the progressive fold of the Democratic Party if nobody in
the progressive community can read the Bible without
dismissing it as an odious collection of outdated tales filled
with unpleasant people, unhygienic brawlers, monarchism,
and lunatic notions about the existence of God?
The New Modern Library's Progressive Bible
is written within a scope of only 200 words to make it accessible
to everyone. It is produced in various versions, each of
which targets a wide range of demographics, from God-free
to God-lite (less than 3% opiate for the masses) to the
Rick James "Superfreak" Version, and is suitable for any
occasion - pick one that best fits your current moral needs.
In the Egalitarian Bible, for instance, God is equal to
everybody else in the story. He votes, drives a hybrid,
is in debt, uses recreational drugs, hates Bush, participates
in peace marches, complains about the minimum wage, and
feels lousy about nothing like everybody else.
Reverend Wright posing for photos with his nephew
after a sermon.
Not since the "peace" riots
of the 1960s has there been a cause more useful to the Party
than Rev. Wright's "God Damn Amerika" movement. Everyone is
acepted under Jeremiah Wright's large tent as long as they
accept a few simple dogmas and agree to repeat them five times
a day during prayers:
Being White is immoral. Every White person is guilty
of conspiring against the Blacks
Being rich is immoral. Every rich person is guilty of
conspiring against the poor
America is the infamous product of conspiracy by rich
White males to create the source of all evil. Later it
turned even more evil under the rule of Zionist puppet
masters.
Jesus was a homeless African-American male who fell victim
to a conspiracy of the rich Whites against the poor Blacks
that resulted in racial profiling, followed by torture
and crucifiction
According to a Wall Street Journal article,
suggestively titled Spitzer's Rise and Fall, the
governor liked to play rough. The transcripts from the
bugged Washington hotel room, made available to The People's
Cube, seem to confirm it. Heard from inside Room 871 on
Valentine's Eve, 2008, shortly after 10pm:
"Have you been bad?" "Ooooh, I've been a big,
bad corporation...."
The famous
Beltway bordello that was shut down after 13 years
of impeccable service last October is now fighting back
with a vengeance. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey and her lawyer
claim their business was in no way different from the generally
accepted liberal practices of simulating love and compassion
for the downtrodden with the purpose of amassing large
fortunes and obtaining power. "Shutting down a bordello
in Washington, D.C. equates to the criminalization of the
liberal lifestyle and politics of progressivism," says
Madam's civil lawyer, stating that sex workers are being
unfairly singled out from the general Beltway population
of politicians, lobbyists, media celebrities, news editors,
journalists, and special interest groups.
Still glowing with the success of his sting
operations against gun sellers in five other states,
Mayor Bloomberg said it was also time to hold major airlines
and large airplane manufacturers accountable for the thousands
of deaths caused each year by illegal airplanes.
Speaking to a bipartisan council of mayors opposed to airplane
violence, Bloomberg said, "There is no issue more important
than fighting crime. On 9-11 thousands of Americans were
murdered with airplanes, and most airplanes used in crimes
are hijacked illegally...
<OUT OF KARAKTER>
Hugo
Chavez is
threatening to invade neighboring Colombia after
he gave
$300 million to the Marxist
terrorists of FARC. On March
15-19 2008, the international Left is going to
hold traditional "anti-war" rallies. Will they condemn
the fascistic regime of Hugo Chavez?
Not likely. Progressives
don't oppose wars started by socialist dictators.
Their idea of "peace" was best
expressed by Karl Marx: "Peace is the absence of opposition
to socialism."
Fun With Quotes: Interactive
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Last month Comrade Red Square
gave an interview
to Pajamas Media about the heroic struggle of the
masses to shake off the reactionary conspiracy of the
Dead White Males. We didn't publish it then because this
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changing Party line. But that time is over! As one of
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Culture = A Massive Sham Perpetrated by Rich Capitalist
Oppressors
Laugh all you want at George
Lakoff's advice for the Democrats to win by framing
the debate and altering the vocabulary. Language is a
key battleground in culture wars, and as soon as you
step into your opponent's frame of reference and start
identifying bad weather as climate change, illiteracy
as public education, and freedom as desperate need of
care and supervision, you may lose not just the debate...
I am His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al
Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC ['Victorious Cross'], DSO,
MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the
Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General
and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography. I have
come here to endorse Hillary Rodham's presidency and answer
any of your questions in this regard.
Roger Waters takes 'The Wall' Concerts
to 57 Islamic Countries to Protest against Sharia Law and
Execution of Homosexuals by having Walls Fall on Them
Having supported every wall-related cause and courageously
stared down the free world over hundreds of minor injustices
involving walls, co-founder and former lead singer of Pink
Floyd Roger Waters has announced that he will take 'The
Wall' performances to the Muslim world to protest the practice
of crushing
homosexuals with walls.
"I've already dragged my Wall concerts around the world
to protest against walls, fences, and miscellaneous types
of enclosures," explains Waters.
The masses often ask me, "Comrade Gore, why
not power our houses by collecting the static electricity
created by rubbing woolens and balloons against our hair
and skin? Is this not the true People's Power that will end
forever the greed and oppression of Big Electricity by giving
them a jolt of the Revolution?"
Here's my answer. I came up with it during one of my Leer
Jet trips to Asia. The place was crawling with useless,
carbon-breathing babies. The babies are the ultimate mindless
consumers. They don't contribute anything to society except
waste, gas, noise, and general disturbance...
LAS VEGAS--On the eve of the Nevada MegaCaucuses,
presidential hopefuls of both parties are intensifying efforts
to woo local voters with pledges to bail out gamblers who
have lost more than 40% of their income, and by offering
bold stimulus programs to cap casinos' minimum table bet
requirement at $5, and $3 on Megabucks slot machines. Additionally,
the candidates propose unionizing "temporary gambling collectives" and
setting up subsidized "second chance" training programs to
increase the winning potential of flustered heads of households.
Proposals also include incentives to struggling Sin City
industries, from catering to prostitution and strip clubs,
as well as various rescue packages to casinos that were hardest
hit by Jumbo Jackpot payouts.
Last night we got an email from Pookie
at Free Republic:
"...I run the daily cartoon thread at Free Republic where
I occasionally post your wonderful work. IAC, I post more
than 13,000 cartoons per year & at the end of each month
several of us select the top 15 for that month (at the
end of the year, members of Free Republic can vote on the
resulting 180 cartoons in the Best Of The Year preliminary
round voting)... Your cartoon finished 10th for Best Cartoon
of 2007! I've attached your "trophy...."
A syndicated Canadian columnist
introduces the People's Cube to his readers:
A GAME THAT
NO ONE EVER LOSES MAKES A PERFECT STATEMENT ABOUT OUR
TIMES John Martin, Special to The
Province Published Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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word-replacement formula works by filtering out inappropriate statements,
automatically replacing them with nurturing words that reach into
people's hearts and establish the positive model of care, motherhood,
breastfeeding, and unconditional handouts.
To prove its effectiveness, our scientists took some of the most vulgar
statements made by Hillary Clinton over the years - and converted
them...
Industrial Nations Threaten Globe Again
A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated
by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic
Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage
and untold suffering, unless immediate indemnity payments
from the United Sates, Europe, and Australia be made
to the governments of non-industrial nations, to counteract
this man-made threat to the world's habitats.
Do you feel miserable and guilty? You should!
Obviously, in the past year you didn't care enough! You MUST
make a resolution that every day of this year, you will make
at least ten people around you feel guilty and miserable.
Spread the guilt! We are here to help! As soon as the number
of miserable people reaches a tipping point, progress will
occur. By not acting now, you will become Bush's willing
accomplice! If you don't want that to happen, forward this
letter as instructed!
Hillary Clinton yesterday unveiled her new
campaign theme highlighting her experience as a favorite
American folk hero. Delivered in colorful vivid oratory and
sweeping grandeur is a vision of her bold campaign message: "My
experience as a mythical creature has fully prepared me to
deal with the unexpected."
"There I was!" she declared, throwing her arms akimbo like
an old war horse at the hunting lodge preparing to tell a tale
of life and death on the Saranghetti. "Iranian student radicals
to the right of me, Mullahs to the left. Was I frightened?
No. I planted my feet firmly in the sand, I looked those savages
straight in the eye and I said: you release those hostages,
you! You release those uninsured middle-class Americans from
our embassy right now before we take office! Don't get me mad,
you people don't know who you're dealing with! And the rest
is history."
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
Friendly fire: BBC office hit by
al-Qaeda rocket
Al Gore knows what caused Burma cyclone but won't say it
International community promises to suspend anti- Americanism until after
American aid reaches Burma
Mainstream media saddened that Austrian pedophile isn't a Catholic priest,
a Baptist minister, or a GOP senator
North Korea's nuclear technicians protest outsourcing jobs to Syria
Earth
Day: save the planet, starve the children!
Focus group: if water boarding was a sexual preference, they'd be teaching
it in public schools
Study: Wall Street losses unfairly target the rich
Mixed month for MTV: teen pregnancy drops, however STDs are on the rise
Obama pledges to give every typical small town family a possum
sandwich
Delays at American Airlines: a sneak peak into proposed government healthcare
Stop and smell the Sharpies
Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy
Media: this year's Global
Bad News Awareness week to overlap with International Good News Obliviousness
month
NPR journalists go on truckers-style protest over high price of lattes
Most popular April Fools joke: "A Democrat president won't raise taxes"
click here
Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama's new tape but urged voters
to listen to the entire message before making judgment
Obama's speech calls for change in stereotyping "the typical White person"
Hillary distances self from Rush Limbaugh but not from his Operation
Chaos: "I can no more disown him than I can disown the crossover
Republican voters"
Spitzer denies applying hardball tactics in front of bathroom mirror and threatening to come after himself
New York State House retires Spitzer's #9 jersey
KKK
endorses Harvard's
gym segregation policy: 'Blacks and Jews are next' Hillary picks up endorsement by Supreme
Superdelegate
London quake caused by SUV, now impounded by
Scotland Yard
Hillary's healthcare plan to include smelling salts for Obama's supporters
and mandatory amputation of Chris Matthews' leg
USMail Service to publish Obama's resume on new stamp
Obama: one man's plagiarism is another man's audacity
Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote
Berkeley ousting US Marines gives hope to al Qaeda: 'If hippies can do
it, so can we!' Hillary's
empty pants suit collection evokes yawns
Berkley builds wall around self; man trying to flee 'Peace Sanctuary City'
shot at checkpoint
John McCain apologizes for going
to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda's endorsement To avoid scorn and ridicule,
Tom Cruise converts to Islam
NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama
Rhett Butler Clinton and Scarlet O'Clinton's house in ruins. Plantation empty. New supply of undocumented workers expected soon
NY Times: All the news that's fit to pimp
Dems offer first female for President, first Black for President, first pretty pony for Attorney General
Brokeback Mountain loses climber NASA's
Spirit Rover finds Dennis Kucinich campaign on Mars Las
Vegas: candidates offer plans to bail out flustered gamblers
Feds: subprime borrowers' relief package to include subprime rib
Silence in Cuba: Castro too ill to speak in public, Cubans too afraid to speak
Dems adopt old British "don't mention the war" strategy for '08 campaign
Obama's 'Take a penny, leave a penny' economic plan sparks new
hope
Obama's campaign hires homeless people to talk about change on
street corners
Panhandlers
Union endorses Obama's plan for change Al Gore's children receive carbon
credits for Winter Solstice Holiday
Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush Murtha:
if we quit now, capitalism will win
Pelosi
declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course
Expert blames Republicans for not attacking all Democrat candidates equally
High school Meth teacher starts
new class Holy Mitt!
Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000%
Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless-
transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick
Poll: most Muslims find curvature of Riemannian manifolds offensive
"How The Grinch Redistributed Winter Solstice" opens on Broadway
Truthers: "Clinton bomb threat was an inside job"
Left-wing bloggers hold vigil hoping suspect is connected to GOP candidate
Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes "Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad
New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive
than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline. Al
Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish'
NY Times: some news is fitter to print than others
Study: most Americans will be worried about economy if told so often
enough
Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by
MSM and Democrats in US Congress
Media changes old adage "no news is good news" to "no good news is news"
US Congress extends hurricane season until the first Sunday in November
Hillary: I've always been a Yankees Red Sox Fan
Lack of bad news from Iraq causes
media recession. Women and minority journalists hardest hit. LA
Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire
instead
USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller
Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking
delusional paranoia
MoveOn.org
pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home
Reid: The war on fire is lost
Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire
Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California
NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires
Hillary: Rush Limbaugh's abuse of power proves need for Fairness
Doctrine
Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make
millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so
far.
Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian
Medal of Honor to Al Gore
Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed?
San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault
Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark
End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France
Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!"
Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland"
Cheney to Hillary: I find your lack of faith disturbing
Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!"
Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics
Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants CBS
stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't
tell our logo from a hole in the ground" Jessie
Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm
a smoke dat biatch if I see him"
Hillary silent about connection between her Healthcare plan and the Skull & Bones
Society
Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming
Hillary:
Some people have skeletons in their closets,
I just have Hsus
To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling
of Obama to Ubama
Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts
report at Cannes.
George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam
Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers
John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all,
mandatory pre-jurisprudence care
Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't kill Democrats
select 2008 presidential slogan:
"Death to America"
Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense
"Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues
Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling
for Pope's death New
Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face
Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison Rock
star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists
Al Gore to recall the Internet
Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month
First New Orleans, now Minnesota:
Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle
Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead
William
Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package Cannibalism,
rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training
program
Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry
sparks massive riots in Lagos
Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability
London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs
to prevent further bombings
Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air
strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and
we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?" Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos"
Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody
to be put on fast track to US citizenship
Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris
Hilton and Katie Couric
Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it?
US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in
Iraq US
Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting
for?
Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!" MSM spokesman: There
are no civil war clashes in Gaza!
Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil
war" off the front page
As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free
subscriptions to "solve problem"
Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant
Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory
Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain"
Troubled by vanishing bees, ...ush and ...lair meet at the
White House to share concerns
Pope Benedict XVI laments the deep divide between Marxism and capitalism in Latin America
Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey
Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating
more terrorists"
French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant
socialists expected to react to election results
Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist
agenda
" of rule of law and assimilation to French
culture
Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can
run indefinitely
Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at
a time
Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids
ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists'
Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops
Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling
Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision
Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves
Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses
should not expel noxious gases
Al Gore hired
by K-Y to pro-
mote Global Warming
Jelly
New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks
planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of
solar system
Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket
Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're
not Republicans!"
Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched
too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff
in his confession up
Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing
identity of presidential candidate John Edwards
Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists
be included on all future juries
Kent
State professor calls for bin Laden victory:
time to bring in the National
Guard again?
Hollywood to America:
our moral issues are better than your moral
issues
Hillary: "If elected
I'm going to hunt down and destroy all America's
enemies starting with David Geffen"
Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial
House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED
Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but
they support their mission
North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright
buy
a T-shirt
Carter hard at work as Hamas members prepare to launch fireworks
in celebration.
delivered a sweeping speech on the legacy of rednecks
in a post-redneck society and the importance of establishing
a full government control over the redneck territories -
a speech that political strategists agree hearkens back to
those of America's founders, and deserves a similar place
in history.
Murtha:
if we quit now, capitalism will win
CBS
stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't
tell our logo from a hole in the ground"
New
Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face
MSM spokesman: There
are no civil war clashes in Gaza!
