Comrade Vice President Joseph Biden announced that the USSA plans to humiliate Russia by turning over more neighboring countries to its control.
Stating that Russia has been left ‘alone’ and ‘naked’ before the world over its annexation of Crimea and potential invasion of Ukraine, Comrade Joe announced that Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama plans to disgrace Russian president Vladimir Putin by tempting him to absorb more nations in Europe and Central Asia.
The Socialist Democratic Party is also planning similar ‘schooling’ for China, which is preparing to expand its territorial dominance in the Pacific. Comrade Obama has balanced the right amounts of antagonism and indecisiveness to lead Chinese officials to concede that they may not be able to control themselves, and will eventually invade their neighbors and establish military dominance.
Once China and Russian have gorged themselves on their neighbors, the USSA will then be able to demonstrate its moral superiority by relinquishing its international stature and follow the European principles of abhorring violence outside of international corporate interests that support the State.
Then, the workers and peasants of the USSA will finally experience the cleansing of their consciences as other nations, rather than our own, will be guilty of international crimes.
Let the Russian Reactionaries show their aggression to the world! Join Comrade Joe in agitating for an expanded Russia!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
"And Russia, Russia stood alone, naked in front of the world for the aggression they had undertaken."
In his press conference, Biden said the U.S. condemns the "blatant, blatant disregard of international law by Mr. Putin."
Captain CraptekHas Comrade Biden developed a stutter on his swing through Europe, or is there an echo in here?
Comrade Biden? Nay, Captain Craptek. No, never. Comrade Biden sing dis song: 'Russia, Russia stood alone, doo dah, doo dah. Blatant, blatant disregard, oh, doo dah day.'
To which effect I inserted an illustration into the lead editorial above.
So just WHAT happens in the Champagne Room?