The intellectual provocateur Greg Gutfeld has discerned how to enlist the Left into opposition to the Ground Zero Mosque. https://www.dailygut.com/?i=4696: A building adjacent the Ground Zero Mosque to serve the RedEye Wing of Islam by including not only a Gay Bar catering to Gay Muslims but also catering to a wide variety of cultural bridge-building appeals to Muslims seeking bridges of understanding between the doctrine of Islam and modernity. For example, the Gay Bar would not cater exclusively to Gay Muslims but also to heterosexual Muslims seeking the company of Seventy-Two Virgins without self-incineration being the sine qua non for achieving such goal.

Gutfeld "denied" recent rumors that to encourage participation of young Progressive gals as members of the dozens of teams of Seventy-Two Virgins needed to effectively serve the anticipated surge of Islamic customers, he has already persuaded the Progressive Icon, Auntie Semitic, to come out of retirement from her role as a NewsSpeaker to serve as the Madam in charge of such dozens of teams of Seventy-Two Virgins. (He also denied related rumors that to appeal to more orthodox Muslim customers he has recruited a Nobel Prize winner in Genetics to create 72 clones of Auntie Semetic whose soothing conversations will those satisfy the needs of those orthodox customers not yet able to "reach out" to Joooz. This will also help attract additional customers from the ranks of secular male progressives seeking politically correct companionship in addition to raw sex appeal.)

Rumors also abound that Gutfeld has not yet settled on a suitable name for the RedEye Wing for the Ground Zero Mosque. Apparently included among the names being considered are "JiHot"; "Turban Cowboys"; "YouMeccaMeHot"; "Ramadong"; etc. Gutfeld explained this project to Glenn Beck:
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Reports indicate that Gutfeld is awaiting a press conference by Mayor Bloomberg announcing his unequivocal support for such outreach from Gaydom to Jihadom. There's also speculation that the Muslim Gay Bar (by whatever becomes its official name) will aslo feature a cinema room in which patrons can enjoy stimulating movies, such as one recently produced by the Cube especially for Butt-Bombers:



Also included will be archival footage of a prior video infomercial by Aaymen al Zahwahri:



--KOOK.

You're white, you're right-wing, you're Christian, and you question science. You're Teabaggin' Racist! Ding down their comments! Ding 'em down!

Speaking of exposing the Nazis from within and throwing their names on a master list of shame, Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs fame sums up this little hateful act quite brilliantly:

Charles Johnson, who has since seen the light, wrote wrote: Well, isn't that lovely. The same people who scream and yell about protecting the sanctity of marriage against the gay menace are now going to use gay people in a little reverse bigotry ploy against Muslims. It's a circle jerk of hate.

And of course, the ones guffawing at this “brilliant provocation” would have embolisms of rage if someone proposed doing the same thing next to a Christian church. But never mind the hypocrisy, full speed ahead! Hurr durr durr!

I MUST BE FOR COVERING MY EYES!!! I MUST BE FOR COVERING MY EYES!!! WHERE IS MY BURKHA!!!! UNDERWIVES!!! GATHER QUICKLY!!! HUSBAND IS NEAR!!!

and we must be for the hiding of Misha!!!! Send him to the Frau!!

How kind is husband to be for such teachings. Especially when he is doing the explaining of using the vegetables first so the butt can be for getting used to such things as the plastics.

But what is this happy bar? And how can there be for the serving of 72 virgins if those who are to be for attending such place are not deadened? Or are you to be meaning that they to be doing the serving to 72 virgins? How can that be? Virgins are always for servicing not for being the served. This is too much of the confusion for me. That Gutless is for doing the crazy talk.

Our mooslimic brothers in arms have already warned the Gutfeld unit (via Twiitter) that if he does not pander correctly to his new lords and masters of Ground Zero, why he will simply not succeed in "building dialog" with them. Oh my.. what are we to do comrades?

Charles Johnson, who has since seen the light, wrote wrote: Well, isn't that lovely. The same people who scream and yell about protecting the sanctity of marriage against the gay menace are now going to use gay people in a little reverse bigotry ploy against Muslims. It's a circle jerk of hate.

And of course, the ones guffawing at this “brilliant provocation” would have embolisms of rage if someone proposed doing the same thing next to a Christian church. But never mind the hypocrisy, full speed ahead! Hurr durr durr!

I don't think Comrade Johnson is as brilliant as he would like to be. He may have missed the part about Catholic pedophile priests, Gay Episcopal Bishops, and that Prog judge Vaughn already fisting gay marriage to those KKKristians! Where got embolism one?

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:

This Gutfeld character is endangering all of our lives by mocking the sensibilities of Muslim-Americans. It's one thing for the the Park51 Muslims to offend the sensibilities of the wingnuts. It's quite another matter entirely for the wingnuts to offend the Park51 Muslim-American sensibilities.

You're white, you're right-wing, you're Christian, and you question science. You're Teabaggin' Racist! Ding down their comments! Ding 'em down!

Speaking of exposing the Nazis from within and throwing their names on a master list of shame, Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs fame sums up this little hateful act quite brilliantly:

Charles Johnson, who has since seen the light, wrote wrote: Well, isn't that lovely. The same people who scream and yell about protecting the sanctity of marriage against the gay menace are now going to use gay people in a little reverse bigotry ploy against Muslims. It's a circle jerk of hate.

And of course, the ones guffawing at this “brilliant provocation” would have embolisms of rage if someone proposed doing the same thing next to a Christian church. But never mind the hypocrisy, full speed ahead! Hurr durr durr!

A circle jerk of hate! Those NASCAR retarded hurr durr durr wingnuts and their hateful circle jerks! Them and their hateful Gutfeld allies are circle jerking all over the peaceful and totally sensible Park51 Mosque supporters -- circle jerking hate right on their faces! OUTRAGEOUS!

As KOOK out of character speaking
without need for "Prog-Off" revealing
the character of
my comments above,
they're kudos for mocking faux "healing."

The purpose of Gutfeld in asking
Cordoba's support was unmasking
Cordoba's deceit
in claiming to be
a group who for "healing" is asking.

To Gutfeld's request thus inquisitive,
Cordoba's reply was definitive:
That dialogue mending
can't start by beginning
with acts that offend sensibilities.

The Little Green Footballs' pontifical
assertions of acts hypocritical
by Churches that bars
for gays should be barred
as "neighbors" is speciously critical.

It's true that most Christians would try
to stop bars erected beside
a church, but most Christians
oppose hateful Christians
intruding on funeral rites.*

Such diff'rent positions reveal
distinctions twixt liberty's zeal
that speech must be free
and needs to concede
that time and place limits are weal.

From time and place limits arise
restrictions conceived and devised
as zoning-rectriction
proscription of dictions
in contexts drawn narrow, not wide.

The fact that most churches would not
decline to oppose nearby lots
becoming the sites
for bars or delights
such churches deem "wrong" ain't a shock.

However, Ground Zero is not
a "church" or a meaningless lot--
Instead, it's a site
like funeral sites
deserving respect 'stead of schlock.

The conduct of "Baptists" at rites
for soldiers who died for our rights
in ways to defame
the dead as "to blame"
exceed time/place limits on rights.

The Ground Zero Mosque seeks possessory
control of a space for their lecturing
that Ground-Zero victims
were not merely victims
but rather were also "accessories."

Like "Baptists" intruding on rites,
Cordoba selected a site
designed for proclaiming
Sharia while claiming
its victims invited their plight.


*Footnote
It's true that such case as it stands
decided in Fourth Circuit hands
supports the intruders,
but I predict "losers"
they'll be in the Highest Court's hands.



--KOOK.