Has the Revolution scored a major point with the conversion of bin Laden to Anarcho-Trotskyism? Who's the useful idiot now? It's getting increasingly hard to tell.

Our progressive comrades in the West, often referred to as ‘Osama's hand puppets' and ‘useful idiots,' are taking a sigh of relief after Bin Laden's new speech has allowed them to claim the opposite - the real useful idiot has always been Osama, a puppet moved by the invisible hand of the Party, working to advance the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.

Wait, that didn't sound right. Let me rephrase that. In the meantime, read this exposé by a member of a dangerously extremist organization Right-Wing Muslims for Bush

The 'Bin Trotsky' Video and the Jihadi Failure in Iraq

Walid Phares: The (now) black-bearded high commander of al Qaeda was still quoting from holy texts and talking at a Caliphate level, to be sure, but stunningly, he was also reciting recycled neo-Marxism of the kind usually generated at Berkeley, Columbia or the web sites of the anarchic and post-Soviet internationalists. This mutation, above all other matters related to hair color, skin health or "where-is-Osama," is the essence of the tape, at least for those who read it from a strategic angle.

Red Army Hat tip to greerwynn

Like I said, he really had me going until he got to that 2.5% bit.
I'm sure we can work that out though. There's still time until 11/08.

Does this mean that our cover is blown? Will we have to find a new useful idiot terrorist to spout our party approved truths without being caught this time?

If Bin Laden has outlived his usefulness to the party, he may be a Trotsky for the modern day. After all, he does preach about Islam-o-Socialism (formerly known as Islamo-fascism to the KKKonservative hatemongers) in an international sense. Hmm... should we send someone with an ice-pick to follow up on his "exile"?

First we need to find him. We could only previously instruct him through communication by tinfoil hat, but I believe he has gone rogue and has removed his. We can no longer contain him.

Dahlinks! Why not send Laika the wonder dog to sniff him out? He must be rather smelly after all the time he has been spending in caves. We need to get him out in the open so he can speak at the next Party convention and endorse the beloved Hiliary!

Although people might get him confused with Obama. Obama/Osama ... I feel a song coming on ...

Later dahlinks!

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Vote for Osama (D-Afg)

"Death to America in '08"

Comrade Hasan wrote:Vote for Osama (D-Afg)
"Death to America in '08"

Thanks for another headline idea, Comrade Hasan! You are invaluable to this Party Organ! I have changed your graphic a bit and placed it into the right-hand column.

A bit off topic, but I had never seen this video of 9/11 which I heard about this morning on the radio and thought I would post the link. It is video taken from another skyscraper down the block. You won't see the planes hit or anything, but it really gives you a real notion of what it was like. It's 26 minutes long. It is the sounds that really got me, when they opened their window.

https://video.google.com/videoplay?doci ... 1011489413

Natasha sans Boris wrote:Dahlinks! Why not send Laika the wonder dog to sniff him out? He must be rather smelly after all the time he has been spending in caves.

Now there are some things even a dog won't do! One thing about the latest Osama video, he made Brezhnev look like a party animal! Seriously, he looked so..... well, embalmed!

Commissar Pupovich wrote:A bit off topic, but I had never seen this video of 9/11 which I heard about this morning on the radio and thought I would post the link. It is video taken from another skyscraper down the block. You won't see the planes hit or anything, but it really gives you a real notion of what it was like. It's 26 minutes long. It is the sounds that really got me, when they opened their window.

https://video.google.com/videoplay?doci ... 1011489413

Yeah. That was a pretty disturbing one. I watched several of those again today. Like looking into the Palantir. Thank ~insert diety of your choice here~ for this blog in order to let off a bit of humor.

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Did you happen to notice the kids song playing in the background on the beginning part, before they opened the windows? It wasn't so much the film that was so awesome, but the conversations and background noises that got to me. My Lenin though, I looked at a couple other videos at the site for 9/11, and you would not believe the many comments there by complete, Kool Aid drinking idiots. This wasn't the Kennedy assassination where one could at least see some arguments about where a shot came from, here we have 2 huge jet airliners striking buildings in plain sight of tens or thousands for the first, and the whole world on TV for the second, and still we have morons that say it was faked. I just get so unglued, I really do. And we have to let these jackasses vote? No, that is wrong, I didn't mean to demean the noble jackass.

Yes, the normalcy of the day really is disturbing. But everything about that day was surreal; blue sky, start of business as usual, boom! two buildings down.

Crikey, don't get me started about the nutwacks! There's got to be a name for that dementia that infects lefties (and some extreme righties) that prompts them to believe that the buildings were detonated by one mastermind from TExas who covered up the plot and silenced thousands of people all in order to get gold from under the buildings to give to his Jewish pals. What rot! Ockam's razor needs a good cleaning.

I just watched one claiming that everyone at the site says "Bomb!" so, ergo ipso facto, there must have been a bomb. No account given for shock, processing ability of an incomprehensible event, and the numerous sounds of things blowing up when the towers started to collapse. Pressure points, people! STRESS! criminey. When Cortez first came to America the locals all thought he was a god b/c they couldn't process the whiteness of his skin nor countenance his strange clothing. IF aliens ever did contact us we'd probably think it was a dream or hallucination. Humans just have a hard time processing something beyond their ken; no one thought it was a plane! BOMB! was what everyone thought. Is that proof it was a bomb? Was Cortez a god? Get a grip on something firmer than the hemp.

Here's a link to a fascinating simulation of the crash.
Simulation of Crash
One thing it shows is that the dispersion of the fuel and the damage done to the core caused irreparable harm. The buildings were coming down. There is no doubt in my mind that the planes annihilated those buildings. And as one writer pointed out, if our government couldn't "cover up" Abu Graib, how the hell could they have covered up any conspiracy such as Loose Change claims. Frickin' moonbats.

Yup, in the video I linked to the witness said it was a military plane...so therefore it must have been! Apparently from what I gathered from some comments, the plane strike was edited from the video from whoever posted it. By Lenin, those fools keep talking about how jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, because they are so stupid they don't know it doesn't have to melt steel, it only needed to soften the steel. By there reasoning, the Bushitler bombed that overpass a few weeks ago in Califoolya I believe, that had a burning gas truck beneath it.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:By Lenin, those fools keep talking about how jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, because they are so stupid they don't know it doesn't have to melt steel, it only needed to soften the steel.

I don't think stupid is the word I'd use. Insane or evil. "Demented and sad, but social." Either they cannot accept the simple truth put to them, or they will not accept it. What does one call that dementia? Paranoia conspiratoria affixianata? Surely there is a circle in hell for those who are not demented and choose to continue perpetuating this absurdity. Again, the simulation is made by experts in physics. The wackjob videos are made by moonbats hunched over a pc. Whom do I trust? Ah, but then, I'm just a pawn of the great Bushitler conspiracy whereby some people get nothing for no apparent reason.

I have yet to hear them explain what happened to all those people who "weren't" on the plane. Guess they paid off their families so they would keep quiet while their loved ones were spirited down to some island paradise to live out their days. This is so insane, especially when you can see the jets hitting those buildings, this isn't some unseen bullet.