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CHE*BAMA



Check out this revolutionary Chebama video and CHEBAMA.com

Disclaimer: no brick or wall was damaged/painted during or after the filming of this video. -SPGW (Society for the Prevention of Graffiti on Walls)

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02/12/11 -- Oh woe to The Revolution.... This glorious website is no more and has been taken over by Neo-Kulak imposters. (*snif snif*)... Poor El Commadante' Che Guevara must be spinning in grave.

- Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™
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I am sorry, Scottks, but this smacks suspiciously of CAPITALIST advertising. While I am all for the identification of this generation's Communist Revolutionary with the great icons of earlier stages of the Revolutionary process, it seems to me that you are skating perilously close to the thought-crime of attempting to make a profit. Perhaps you should drop by the Karl Marx Treatment Center for a quick re-education session; I am sure that afterwards you would cheerfully note that all proceeds from this video and your website are being donated to ecologically friendly, Party-approved activities.

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Comrade Betinov -

I assure you that CHEBAMA.com has been thoroughly checked and cleared for broadcast by the Party Censorship Unit. This is strictly People's Cube material. Visit the site and the blog for extra credit.

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Thank you for the reassurance, Red Square. For some reason my "denounce" instinct is on a hair trigger this morni...HEY YOU KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN OR I'LL DENOUNCE YOU!

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<font face="comic sans ms" size="+1"><B>I <U>LOVE</u> Che Guevara Shirts! They are great. I mean this.</b></font><BR><BR>
You see, they are a <B>trick!</b><BR>
They are a very clever trick that us right wing extremists have devised to get clueless, smelly, annoying left-wing diptards to voluntarily identify themselves as such, thus saving us and the rest of intelligent humanity the 8 or so minutes of excruciatingly insipid conversation it would otherwise take us to independently make the assessment.<P>
You see, we are in a kind of cold culture war. The effect of this trick - allegorically speaking - is as if we were real soldiers and have somehow magically convinced our opponents to paint large targets on their chests.<P>
It's a wonderful trick and I have found its unmitigated success very satisfying.<P>
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My wife always thought that Che Guevara shirts were worn by people who were told there was no such thing as Santa Claus too late in life. Something like a Mickey Mouse shirt for kids who are too big for Mickey Mouse - they want to wear something cool, so pick an image of a cowardly, smelly, hippy commie murderer and serial failure who looks cool in an old photo. This sort of makes up for not having Santa and being too big for Mickey Mouse.<P>
But then I told her about the trick we have played, and she laughed and agreed that it is a very good solution indeed.<P>
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Evil Smiley wrote: My wife always thought that Che Guevara shirts were worn by people who were told there was no such thing as Santa Claus too late in life.

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Well, there's another happy childish Socialist fantasy ruined for me.

I love the Che*Bama shirt. If I buy it, I wonder how long it would be before I got my ass kicked for wearing it since I live in the "Progressive Ghetto" of a small college town. Come to think of it, will my Prog neighbors even get it or might they think it's cool?

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Commissar M wrote:
Evil Smiley wrote: I love the Che*Bama shirt. If I buy it, I wonder how long it would be before I got my ass kicked for wearing it since I live in the "Progressive Ghetto" of a small college town. Come to think of it, will my Prog neighbors even get it or might they think it's cool?

I think that's the glory of this shirt.. the people that get it think it's brilliant. The people that don't are the source of the problem anyway.. it's like when Christ taught in parables to keep the imbecilic pharasies from understanding...

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The chick in the video was hot....

Wait, what was all that other stuff about?

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Premier Betty wrote:The chick in the video was hot....

Wait, what was all that other stuff about?

That was my first thought too. Then I realized that she's probably young enough to be my daughter.

Crap....


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Now let's not start all that tinfoil-hat envy chain reaction all over again, Betinov. Haven't we had enough with half the Politburo fighting for the big fur hat and winding up taxing all hats that exceed reasonable sizes as determined by us?

Hmmm... A tinfoil-hat tax may not be a bad idea.... Not bad idea at all....

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Ivan Betinov wrote:I like the new look, Commissar M.

Thank you Comrade Ivan! I was just discussing this with Comrade Pinkie in another thread that since things have been so quiet recently at the "WJC" (the soon-to-be renamed William J. Clinton Memorial Reeducation Facility and Eco-Friendly Uranium Mine), I had taken up a number of hobbies including foil hat making. This is the so-called "Hershey's Kiss" model that I can use to pick up transmissions from Comrade Laika while filtering out right wing media broadcasts from ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN and MSNBC. Even the calm, rational and fair-minded analysis of populist centrist Keith Olbermann is simply too far right for me to endure after weeks on the frozen tundra of Wyoming (or where ever we located that non-existent deity forsaken hell hole).

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Can't do the tin-foil hat bit, Red Square; if I put it outside the lid the glass insulates it, and if I put it on the inside it makes the Vodka taste funny.

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Suck it up! Aluminum is good for you! It gives you more electrical conductivity, and since all activity in the brain is done through electric pulses. That should be right up your alley.

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In Betinov's case it would be right up his brain fold.


 
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