The idea is similar to the People's Cube FAQ, that is, if you combine all the FAQs that exist in the world in different languages, put them into a gigantic computer database financed by non-political charities sponsored by George Soros, and rearrange the questions in the order of priority, the list of world's most important FAQ must begin with "How to fight capitalism with Global Warming?"
"We are Kelly and Jen, and we are not Communists. We are just two girls who went to Cuba and fell in love with Che Guevara. This is our story."Click, read, and follow their amazing journey of discovery and enlightenment! As you witness the thrill of impressionable young hearts and minds opening to the light of Che Guevara that still shines brightly more than forty years on, you too will find yourself falling in love with the image . . . the likeness . . . yea, the very idea . . . of Che Guevara.
Thus spoke Che: "Friends, muchachos, comrades, fellow revolutionaries: Listen carefully to my words, for I have been granted leave from the netherworld only for a sufficient time to deliver a prophecy that shall guide your social policy when you take the reins of power ...
A report released by the Pentagon confirms rumors that popular international terrorist Ernesto Guevara, better known under the nickname "Che" has been captured in a safe house south of Baghdad, during a routine raid operation conducted jointly by the new Iraqi police and the US Marines. His identity was immediately established by comparing his face to one of the Che Guevara T-shirts that lay scattered around the safe house.
Music by Paul McCartney, lyrics by Laika the Space Dog
Che, dude, don't be afraid
Could Che Guevara be a direct descendant of Prophet Mohammed?
Ernesto Che Guevara sold 100,000,000 T-shirts this year alone! He's world's greatest T-shirt salesman. Come on, trust-fund college kid! Be a non-conformist because everybody else is! Being popular is so elfin' hard. Che shirt = instant recognition. Viva la merchandise!
This email exchange started when a student from Communist China currently living in Japan bought an anti-Che T-shirt "My American Revolutionary Kicked Your Commie Revolutionary's Ass" from Che-Mart, an online store devoted to Che Guevara. This letter makes one ponder about what America means to people in other countries, what message American freedom sends to the world by the very virtue of its existence. It also makes one think about those Americans who want to change this country, to make it look more like the Old World, and thus to kill hope for people like Billy.
Ernesto Che' Guevara signing order to arrest and shoot everybody at Cafepress.com.
A lot of progressive people ask themselves when faced with life's problems: What would Che' say? We can assure you that in most cases our Ernie would say, Put 'em up against the wall and shoot 'em!
And this is exactly what Che Guevara would say in this case as well. Shoot the photographer who took the famous picture and all of his family members who hold the copyright to that image. The same goes for the Cafepress.com executive board, their lawyers, programmers, designers, mail room clerks, and the poor Albanian cleaning lady - for being capitalist pig-dog profiteers, the "Little Eichmans" in Ward Churchill's words, who dare make a living by exploiting Che's image, his life, and passion. They explicitly or implicitly participate in the running of Che Guevara through the grinds, the gears, and the conveyer belt of the hated capitalist industry which Che' sought to destroy.
Cafepress.com on many of its news pages is promoting a pro-communist store that, among hammers and red stars, also sells "Hillary Guevara" design based on the famed Che Guevara picture by the Cuban photographer Korda. One can buy Hillary Guevara shirts, pins, mugs, bags, baby and doggie items, and yes, boxer shorts commanding you to "vote Hillary '08." More on that later.
In our previous story we described how Cafepress.com censored our "Che is Dead" design with a hairy skull in a beret on a vague pretext of copyright infringement - while they turned a blind eye on other shopkeepers who blatantly used corporate logos and trademarks in designs that denigrated American corporations and capitalism in general.
On Oct. 9th I created a section in my Cafepress.com online store with T-shirts featuring a black and white picture of a hairy skull wearing a beret and a caption saying, "Che is dead, get over it." On the following day Cafepress removed these products from my store even though someone has already ordered and paid for a shirt. They referred to copyright infringement as an excuse.
I understand and respect the copyright law, but did I really violate it? Here's my letter to Cafepress.
Dear Content Usage Associate,
A picture of a hairy skull in a beret that I drew myself as an artist can not be an infringement of anyone's copyright. I assure you it isn't even Che Guevara's skull...
It's cool, its progressive, it's rebellious!
Every crunch is a loud political statement!
Great for street protests and sleepovers!
Our affiliate, Che-Mart™, the Che Guevara superstore, was the first to learn the news from socialist networks: Saddam Hussein still believes he is president of Iraq, is obsessed with cleanliness, makes bad coffee, and loves Doritos, an ex-guard has revealed.
Anticipating a new fad among its progressive consumers, Che-Mart rushed the manufacturing of Tikritos, a new product modeled on capitalist Doritos. In the spirit of socialist competition, the fastest-growing producer of progressive products didn't spare any of its *sweatshop laborers in bringing the new favorite socialist flavor to the masses.*(we thank Comadante' Che Guevara for the fine Cuban cigars rolled by 5 year old communist children as well..)
WASHINGTON -- Mike Tyson's career ended abruptly Saturday night after the sixth round against Ireland 's Kevin McBride. Three men - Black, Asian, and Hispanic - approached him as he sat on the floor and whispered something in his swollen ear. Tyson stayed seated for a few moments, then hesitatingly rose and walked to his corner, nevermore to return.
Looking more like an aging man than the champion who once terrorized the heavyweight division, Tyson complained about being betrayed, threatened, and harassed by everybody, from the print media to communist governments to NAACP to Chinese taxidermists.
"I had made some wrong choices," Tyson confessed, pointing at his tattoos of Mao Tse Dung, Che Guevara, and Arthur Ashe.
Can't win at the ballot box? Get a Chevy Bill Ayers!
Just like college in your Che Guevara t-shirt... No money down and your daddy pays the rest!
"After experiencing 40 hard years of communism, as well as the horrors of Nazi occupation, few Poles have qualms equating under law the inequities of Nazism and communism. 'Communism was a terrible, murderous system that claimed millions of lives,' said Professor Wojciech Roszkowski, a leading Polish historian and member of the European parliament. 'It was very similar to National Socialism, and there is no reason to treat those two systems, and their symbols, differently. Their glorification should be prohibited.' He added communism had accounted for the slaughter of thousands of Poles in the Katyn Massacre while its gulags had consumed countless millions of victims."
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