If you are a conservative, chances are you're going to the polls in November holding your nose.
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I hope the factories are working overtime to meet the demand.
May I also suggest some headphones to translate the candidates speeches into something more believable to the masses. I'm sure our IT guy, Al Gore, can have something in no time.
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I Hope it’s OK for me to Change Betty’s VoteforHillaryVoteforHillary string, which screwed up the format.
Could Premier Betty be a TPC saboteur? I say Yes!
And I denounce Premier Betty, for he is an enemy of the state.
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Voter Blinders, will they keep me from seeing things like this??
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This morning, my wife and I went to our local polling place in Kennesaw, Georgia. (The Martha J Moore Educational Services Center)
As we walked towards the building, we noticed several signs that led us to the polling entrance. When we got inside, someone asked what this particular building was used for and they were told, "teachers come here for training."
I'm so proud of our Educational Services Center! I bet they put out some fine teachers.
Sea-Bass, what you are seeing here is not the product of poorly educated teachers or poll workers. This is a demonstration of the true fairness and benevolence of the Democratic Party. Knowing that all of the Rethuglican voters in Georgia are semi-literate, mouth-breathing Christofascists, they printed the sign phoenetically, just to make sure that these haters could not later complain that they were confused or unable to find the polling place. See? They even put a red arrow up for the truly illiterate part of that pathetic party (the ones who don't plan to vote for McCain).
V-Plugs? Voter Blinders? V-Ear? Only for people with no principles. There's only one way to vote in the upcoming election. I'm standing on principle. I'm making my vote count. I'm writing in Putin!
Using a preacher to syphone votes off Romeny was brillant. Marx would be proud! Isn't great we have candidates from both isles? Next year, we'll get Mugabe (R) to run. All we have to do is stuff a bible under his arm. Good think the GOP is lowering it's standards. At this rate, we'll get socialism on the party platform next to guest worker programs.
John McCain’s mom said that members of the conservative base are going to have to “hold their noses” and vote for her son.
My good friends at the People’s Cube have come up with the perfect voter aid to help:
Forget the noseplugs. Should John McCain end up stealing this election from Hillary, I'm just gonna do what all the Hollywood celebrities are always threatening to do if a Republican gets elected.
That's right! I'm moving to England. I hear Paul McCartney's back in circulation, and he's pretty lax about prenups.
This is very dangerous to The Party. I voted for Ross Perot in '92 but have been rehabilitated at the state self-esteem academy and now stand proud whenever I see progressive giant Ruth Badder-Ginsberg. If v-plugs had been available, I might have voted for you-know-who instead of the spoiler, and my re-education would have taken longer. Ban v-plugs! Instead, promote the noble wish for winning by losing.
Welcome to the Cube, kevinv! Nice work. Is this the new currency called Amero they're talking about, modeled on Euro?
Thank you...
The original version (not created by me) had Bush's face on the bill instead. I jazzed it up a bit and changed a few things. Thought it was fitting since the GOP just killed it's chances of retaining the White House today. Sorry if there are McCain supporters on here. Just too depressing for me. First Thompson, now Romney...and I have yet to vote in my state's primary.
Sorry if there are McCain supporters on here. Just too depressing for me.
Are you sure you are in the right place, comrade? We are but a humble Progressive collective community dedicated to advancing the common good. Why would we have anything to do with the war criminal McCain when we have heroes like Che and Fidel and Hillary upon whom to pour our adulation?
Is it possible to get the vPlugs, blinders, vEar AND the one-way ticket to Europe all in a package deal?
Why Volksrepublik Europa?
Well, it's pretty freaking sad that one of the most stirring speech I've heard in the past year on American exceptionalism came not from any candidate still in the presidential race but from the president of France!
Sorry if there are McCain supporters on here. Just too depressing for me.
Are you sure you are in the right place, comrade? We are but a humble Progressive collective community dedicated to advancing the common good. Why would we have anything to do with the war criminal McCain when we have heroes like Che and Fidel and Hillary upon whom to pour our adulation?
LOL...was just a bit nervous, that's all. Have browsed this site before, never registered.
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??
Oh my Lenin! Someone warm up the car battery/bedspring rack, we have a bone fide Thought Criminal in our midst!
Random House Unabridged Dictionary wrote
sat·ire /ˈsætaɪər/ [sat-ahyuhr] –noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
[Origin: 1500–10; < L satira, var. of satura medley, perh. fem. deriv. of satur sated (see saturate)]
—Synonyms 1. See irony1. 2, 3. burlesque, caricature, parody, travesty. Satire, lampoon refer to literary forms in which vices or follies are ridiculed. Satire, the general term, often emphasizes the weakness more than the weak person, and usually implies moral judgment and corrective purpose: Swift's satire of human pettiness and bestiality. Lampoon refers to a form of satire, often political or personal, characterized by the malice or virulence of its attack: lampoons of the leading political figures.
The only real power comes out of a long rifle. -Joseph Stalin Mikhail
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??
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Greetings from down under, comrade Kevinv. Please add "Rudd/ Gillard" to that list of anti's, just to satisfy the Cube's lone Antipodean.
Trust me.
<ON>
Now you must whip yourself into character and join the collective, comrade. If you cannot think of a character simply report to the gulag with a shovel and some gardening gloves and our Glorious Leader Red Square will provide you with one. Judging by your "anti's" above, you are in desperate need of re-education. Or as our PM says down here, an "education revolution".
Welcome Comrade Kevinv! As you are new to The Party™ it is mandatory that you report to the nearest Karl Marx Treatment Center for proper re-education into Socialist dogma. As well as conditioning to worship our Many Tittied Empress, Her Excellency Hillary Rodham Clinton. It is necessary that all Party members achieve purity of Socialist consciousness. You are now a cog in a much larger machine that is The Party™. Do it now! Do it for The Children™.
All you have to do is look deep inside your consciousness and find the Inner Comrade. Nurture and cultivate him. Once he's grown to the proper size, he will start telling you what to think. Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs. That is when you will know you are ready for a promotion to a Commissar.
Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs.
He parlays the Pravda, comrade; just look at me, the perfect model of the New Soviet Man (or brain in a jar).
All you have to do is look deep inside your consciousness and find the Inner Comrade. Nurture and cultivate him. Once he's grown to the proper size, he will start telling you what to think. Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs. That is when you will know you are ready for a promotion to a Commissar.
Or you could just go to a public school in California and listen to a few teachers lecturing during class....
Comrade kevinv, The Cube can always use a few unenlightened, christo-fascist reactionary lap dogs of The People's Enemies around for some entertainment. My "dear" cousin, $.$. Halliburton is also a member here, although I DO denounce him every day. (Being a surprisingly generous hate-monger, cousin $.$. still directs his loyal minion Margaret to send me gifts of single malt Scotch and warm wool blankets woven in the fugly Halliburton tartan. Use the Class Oppressor's own item against him in the struggle. I learned this from Chomsky and $oro$, among others.)
Just because you are a member of The Cube, when the Revolution comes this November, you will NOT be among the first against the wall. In fact, if it pleases the Party Leaders, I will save a place for you at the William J. Clinton Memorial Reeducation Center and Uranium Mine, unless our Beloved Betters decide to send you to The Karl Marx Treatment Center instead.
Fear not for within the year, the Bu$h Error will have ended, a Glorious new day of Audacious Hope™ will have dawned and we will allow you to mine yellowcake uranium for The Common Good™ of The People and especially The Children! The State and The Party will allow you to suffer a slow, miserable death learn to be a proper Citizen of our Progressive Utopia while providing a fuel source for our new Ecomagination™ Green power facilities to be located near leading (i.e. "loyal") areas of population.
I am as anti-Che, anti-Hillary, and anti-liberal as they come. A very conservative, anti-amnesty, pro-war, pro-life, pro-second amendment, and Catholic. Am I in the wrong place??
Is this man crazy? The wrong place? I believe that the only cure for weak liberalism is STRONG COMMUNISM. Personally, I am a Putin man through and through. He's the only one worth my vote.
Forget the noseplugs. Should John McCain end up stealing this election from Hillary, I'm just gonna do what all the Hollywood celebrities are always threatening to do if a Republican gets elected.
That's right! I'm moving to England. I hear Paul McCartney's back in circulation, and he's pretty lax about prenups.
Commissarka, why the negativity? Do you not understand that even if, Lenin forbid, McCain should cheat the Empress our of what is her due, all is not lost! The Progressive World of Next Tuesday is now a fact, only the perfection of it would be delayed a few months or so. No, McCain is not what as good as we desire, but all that we wish to accomplish will be done, it will just be a bit longer in the implementation.
<character>Comrades, I really am going to vote for Our Many Titted Empress in the Texas primary because in my county there is no Republican primary, and our Empress is easier to beat than Obamarama, who is, unfortunately for the Republicans, likable and therefore more dangerous. He's also being posited as being the president we want because other heads of state will like him. Diplomacy by pat-a-cake and sleep-overs. I'm about to hurl.
On this theory I've voted for Jesse Jackson and a local slimeball named Lloyd Doggett, on the theory that they had the most ability to harm the Demothieves</on>
Comrades, do not despair of Our Many Titted Empress' eventual accession to the Thrown of Perpetual Power. She is the irresistible force in the universe, the gamma ray burst of the cosmos. And to insure it I say a thousand Heil Hitlers every day before a picture of Our Empress.
I agree with Theocritus. Republicans should vote for Hillary now in their respective primaries now that McCain has the nomination all sewn up. If Hillary gets close to the nomination and Superdelegates hand her what she needs to win we can all watch the demise of the Democrat Party (Chicago '68 Redux! YAY!). The Obama Occultist will be completely disillusioned and demoralized if the Superdelegates overide their mandate which will thus split the Democrats going into November. A VOTE FOR HILLARY IS A VOTE FOR ABSOLUTE CHAOS ON THE LEFT! Watching the Democrats split is CHANGE THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN. Spread the word and vote for HillDog.
<off>And there is something else. Last night Our Empress addressed a gathering of about 1000 at the University of Texas at El Paso. El Paso, like all of West Texas, is heavily Hispanic. They were going all for her. The entire audience was Hispanic. Every single one. Which means good advance people but by Hispanics only.
One of the things, a rather sad thing, that I learned growing up is the hatred that the blacks and the browns have for each other, at least here in Texas. Much more so than between whites and anyone else. I have a very comical story I'll tell one time about my funny and intelligent black friend Ruby and a lovely and graceful Mexican woman named Gracie--they loathed each other and the gringos watched in bemusement.
If Obamarama gets the nomination, it is barely possible that the Hispanics, who are heavily Democratic in Texas, may be more anti-black. I've seen stranger. Texas will vote Republican, being the reddest of the big states, but if this hatred is constant all over, it could pose a problem for the Democrats.
<off> It is a tough call, Theocritus. There are so many different ways to beat the Dems this cycle - that is if we can get behind McCain without gasping for air. If Obama get the nom. he is sure to lose the Hispanic vote while McCain - for obvious reasons - capitalizes on it.
If Hill gets the nom. black voters will feel setup and disenfranchised by the Superdelegates since they are the likely culprits who will give Hill the remaining delegates she needs to win which, in turn, demoralizes that key voting bloc. So either way you want to cut it there are some serious flaws that media just loves to ignore when talking about the potential looming Democrat crack-up.
I mean right now the NAACP and Al Sharpton are asking for the Michigan and Florida delegates - who went for Hillary - to be seated. Both Sharpton and the NAACP know their Civil Rights/Race Card racket is in jeopardy is Obama gets close to the White House and they will fight tooth and nail to get Hillary those delegates to prevent that from happening.
<off>I'd made up my mind to vote for McCain regardless of the others, although I loathe a lot of is policies--most of them, and he's childish. Reputedly there was a disagreement over who got to use a toilet in the Senate washroom and McCain stormed out, screaming, "Fuck you." This was not the entirely justified saying of Dick Chaney to Pat "Mole Rat" Leahy (pictures of that soon), but mere temper.
And I do not discount his service to his country, but the post is too important for that to be overmastering. My reason, my overarching one, is that he best understands that we are in a war now which I think is more serious than the Cold One because the moonbats are simply too frivolous to realize that a large religion is determined to take the world into another dark ages of religious fundamentalism.
The west has technology, wealth, money and power. But it doesn't have the cultural confidence and it will get worse. Of first-world countries only America and New Zealand have birth rates which are sustainable. Greece's is 1.3 child per woman, just below stable population. Italy, 1.2, Spain 1.1. Those large Italian families are gone, folks, gone. The Spaniards will be victims of a second Reconquista in 50 years.
Mark Steyn's book America Alone is sobering reading. One can hope that arguments that Europe has lost its cultural confidence are wrong or can be reversed. But the demographic argument that (1) Europe's welfare state, engorged for not having to defend itself because we have been, is (2) dependent on an increasing population--the typical welfare-state Ponzi scheme and (3) the only workers to come in are Muslims which (4) Europe will allow to vote to (5) take Europe into a second Dark Ages. I have, as you may guess, a particular interest in this not happening. I don't look at a wall and want it to fall on me. For that sort of self-hatred I'd have to be a moonbat.
America's birthrate is 2.5 children per woman, a good and necessary thing. And folks, lots of those babies are brown babies. I sit here in West Texas and year after year I see more and more of the Mexicans utterly assimilated; in the last 20 years more are taking mortgages on an equal footing, buying cars the same, and, sadly, divorcing the same as gringos. I don't speak German or Gaelic and don't want to. The only problem that I have with immigration is multiculturalism. Which sets everyone against everyone else, giving spokesmen power. The ironic thing is that, as you noted Meow, setting one group against the others makes concerted effort difficult. Multiculturalism is only possible with a common enemy, and as more and more groups are conscripted into the ranks of the groups-spoils system, there will be fewer carcasses to pick and they'll set on each other.
Topic for discussion perhaps in the bunker: I'd thought that these people were evil but I think that they're utterly frivolous, letting evil people in, just as for example Augustine wasn't evil but Torquemada used him for his evil. I saw a BBC documentary which pointed that up. And it really doesn't make sense to think of Nanski as being evil; she defines frivolous.
As far as McCain goes, I follow Sean Hannity's philosophy; get behind whoever is the Republican nominee to stop Hillary (and Obama). This will be the first election (general of course) that I ever take part in (I learned from 2006, and regret that I did not vote), I am not going in there expecting to vote "for" anyone, but against. It is a sad thing that democracy always comes to this point, but it seems as if it always does.
Even if you do get a RINO in office, it is not going to be as bad as Hillary Care or a president who has an Islamic past that promises "Change". The fact that he leaves everything so broad scares me. On the other hand, take Her Majesty and her health plan, once that goes into effect, there is no turning back. To my knowledge, not a single socialist program gets dismantled after it has been introduced.
Neither one of those Democratic candidates that run would be the better choice out of the other.
I could see people getting their fill of it and changing (no jokes) thier minds, but the damage will have been done by then.
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Reputedly there was a disagreement over who got to use a toilet in the Senate washroom and McCain stormed out, screaming, "Fuck you."
<off>Red, the problem with socialism is more than the usual demands of those being served to be continued being served but also the people who are doing the serving, who are usually discounted, are the most powerful lobby to continue it. If poverty programs worked, then the people who make a handsome living doing well by doing good would have to get a good job.
If there weren't an endless supply of sick people, doctors would do best by keeping people sick enough to need them and not cure them. Same with social workers.
People who get paid for solving problems, or seeming to solve them, have no interest in solving them for their livelihood depends on process, not results. Do not ever expect the UN for that reason to solve anything, for if they did, they'd have to get a job. One whose wages were taxed.
I agree with Theocritus. Republicans should vote for Hillary now in their respective primaries now that McCain has the nomination all sewn up. If Hillary gets close to the nomination and Superdelegates hand her what she needs to win we can all watch the demise of the Democrat Party (Chicago '68 Redux! YAY!). The Obama Occultist will be completely disillusioned and demoralized if the Superdelegates overide their mandate which will thus split the Democrats going into November. A VOTE FOR HILLARY IS A VOTE FOR ABSOLUTE CHAOS ON THE LEFT! Watching the Democrats split is CHANGE THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN. Spread the word and vote for HillDog.
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Nah, they've already got the narrative planned for this. The Democratic Leadership Council and the media are little more than puppet organizations for the corporate-fascist right. Hillary is their candidate and they will do whatever it takes to make her the nominee. In other words, if Obama doesn't get the nomination, it will be because... you guessed it! It was stolen from him and the legitimate voters by the evil right wing that controls everything. If the Party is split it will not be the fault of the Party faithful but right wingers who have burrowed deep within the organization.
I've already heard this theory advanced by at least one anti-Hillary yellow dog moonbat I know, quite a while before primary season. This person is nothing but a political mouth piece so I know it wasn't an original thought. I suppose that if Hillary wins Texas, it will also be blamed on right wing, red state shenanigans.
I could be wrong but I really don't think that Obamarama will win Texas. But bear in mind that moonbats are thin on the ground here. I know that there are lots of them, in particular the caves around Austin and Sonora, but still, for a large state we have the fewest moonbats. Outside the People's Republic of Austin.
According to latest propaganda err information put out to Propaganda Minististries (Sometimes known as Main Stream Media) Glorious BO is now leading MTE in Great Red Sun State of Tejas.
Vote will go on never the less even though outcome is decided by Comrades in Poll Division of Propaganda Ministry as most excellent Poll Workers in Unity have already been given marching orders to go to Poll Places and accept winning BO Ballots graciously. There is no disrupting the Machine once it is set in motion.
All is well in Great Cubed Domain.
Power to the Troddendown.
But let us hope that the Superdelegates can pull through our MTE's victory--I checked the poll results in Texas last night and only one has Obamarama ahead. But the margin of victory is not enough.
Is well known party fact that margin is not necassary. Merely presence of August High Empress will be all that is needed as Delegates are seated. (Those favoring AHE) all others will be directed to nearest Gulag for re-indoctrination on correct way to vote.
Power to the Troddendown.
Comrades, I have today learned that Harold Ickes is in charge of the Superdelagates. He is the singles meanest man on the face of the earth. Our victory is assured.
But I wonder. I love our Many Titted Empress for many reasons, chief among them the fact that she is mean, dishonest, untruthful and powermad. What's not to love. But once, in the Everglades, I saw Harold Ickes jump into a swamp and the gators left.
Ah but Comrade he is one of the party and would usurp rather than oppose. Usurp is accepted practice in party. AHE will be Figurehead with three voices. Hers, Prolertarian Husband and Ickes.
All will be well in Triplicate.
Power to the troddendown and sick cows.
Europe favours Obama but Britons like Clinton
By John Thornhill in Paris
Published: February 17 2008 18:42 | Last updated: February 17 2008 18:42
The French, Italians, Spanish and Germans would “vote” for Barack Obama in the US presidential elections – although the British would prefer Hillary Clinton.
An FT/Harris poll of more than 5,000 Europeans found that the two Democratic candidates were by far the most popular, with Mr Obama winning between 35 per cent of the “vote” in Spain and 45 per cent in Italy.
Is Pravda. Party is reaching out to minions in other countries and haveing huge sucess, outlook for Party International is good. Even now HMTE apparatchick is working on making International votes count.
Comrade Ickes is hard at it. Signs are being made even now. 'Everyones' vote should count.
Power to the troddendown and those in other countries that want say in ours.
Guardian of Pravda, why not let other people vote in American elections? What we do is so important that they should be able to vote. It's their right to vote. It's their right to have our money too--that is the money that the Inner Circle here does not have. Never underestimate the power of people who don't have real lives of their own and who want to interfere in others' lives. They're useful idiots people to know.
I am now in negotiations with the people who do the Fine Living channel to have it broadcast to Europe and the Middle East but programmed by The Nation and it will show this fine living done on the backs of the poor and the disenfranchised and the helpless and the voiceless.
It is my hope to make the PDH riot in the streets, and while they're rioting, Comrade Dirk and I will steal their goodies.
This is good plan as long as you remember to share equally with all. (Ensure you get lions share of equal)
Power to the troddendown and 'fainting' women at BO speeches. (Good Ploy da?)
Da. Would make Party bigger and part of International in true sense. Perhaps Comrade Ickes can arrange this.
In meantime will Foreign Countries Michigan and Florida count?
Power to the troddendown and non counted voters. (And votes that don't count)
And we ought to disband our Congress and obey the laws from Brussels. They are so much more enlightened than we are. Did you know that it is a crime to sell fruit in pounds instead of kilograms? Now that's progressive. Completely intrusive, irritating, unnecessary, obstructionist, and meddlesome. It's a descent into busybody hell.
Must have smoking permit also. Da. True oppression progression.Capture their lungs and you capture their hearts.
Power to the troddendown and those who quit smoking.
All you have to do is look deep inside your consciousness and find the Inner Comrade. Nurture and cultivate him. Once he's grown to the proper size, he will start telling you what to think. Eventually, as his growth continues, he will replace the rest of your useless reactionary self inside your body, taking a full possession of your brain and other party organs. That is when you will know you are ready for a promotion to a Commissar.
Uhh that's nurture not play with your inner comrade right?
"Do you hate being a troofer? What's it like? Is it like being a bug?
I imagine bugs and troofers have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it."
Uhh that's nurture not play with your inner comrade right?
Right. But playing with your inner comrade does help to achieve HBO*.
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* HBO = Hate Bush Orgasm (a footnote for the uninitiated)
I have a feeling that the truthers have to do a lot of exploring to find something to even start on the HBO. I expect that it would take teams to start it up.
"Do you hate being a troofer? What's it like? Is it like being a bug?
I imagine bugs and troofers have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it."
Bill Watterson called. He's suing for stealing his ideas.
I am nervous about commandant McCainski. I fear going into battle with a general who is so loved by the enemy.
I understand he has already ceeded several strategic territories.
The borders are no longer sovereign.
We can no longer use red uniforms and symbols - only Kyoto green color
He will use the enemy weapon of embryonic bomb. (for medical research)
He thanks the enemy (Dems ) and despises his honorguard (conservatives)
Da. Pravda. His Colors are not True Red. More like somewhat Pink. However he does continue Glorious tradition of not being trustworthy.
Power to the troddendown and those who believe in no clear choice.
<off>I know, I know, folks. But he understands better than anyone else the Islamist threat and that is first, last and foremost. If they win, we all die. Fuck everything else. We all die.
Folks, I've done a lot of thinking about this. Men wear beards and towels, women wear burqas and have their clitorises cut off, and homosexuals have walls fall on them. That's Good Old Commissar Theocritus, folks, and I don't much like the idea.
No, he's wet on borders and taxes and plays kissy-face with pinkos--real, not sham ones--but better than anyone else he understand the Islamist threat.
We can split hairs and argue about things like medieval theologians arguing over how many angels can dance on the head of a pin but if we're dead, folks, all that arguing is pretty goddamned stupid.
This is the first time when a link to the Cube was discovered on a DailyKos blog. For now it's only in the comment that leads to this People's Cube article, which a blogger named organicdemocrat is using to illustrate that Republicans lack unity.
organicdemocrat wrote
How about this one? (3+ / 0-)
Hold your nose when you vote for mccain They are the Party that lacks unity.
John McCain: Older than Spam. By One Year.
by organicdemocrat on Tue Jun 17, 2008 at 12:47:41 PM PDT
We're glad to be of service to our fellow travelers. Strong communists must patronize and protect weak liberal comrades!
They could, of course, learn about this issue long time ago from talking to real people - if the brave Kossacks weren't afraid to ascend to the earth from the underground bunker once in a while. But in lieu of reality, anything with cartoons will do. If it's not the Daily Show on Comedy Central, it's the People's Cube that will break the news to them. There's also, of course, the daily three hours of Rush Limbaugh who talks about the Republican disunity about 90% of the time, but who listens to this Chaos monger anyway?
If any Kossacks happen to read this, may I suggest posting a DailyKos article titled "The People’s Cube Is Not Funny", its what we live for.
BTW: Do you know any mimes?
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
NY Times, Newsweek offer editorial inoculations to concerned readers of Sarah Palin's book
Going Rogue: FEMA braces for massive outbreaks of Palin Derangement Syndrome
Following Fort Hood tragedy, Obama declares all military bases gun-free zones
Pelosi: we won.
Philies: so did we
Study: Global Warming linked to consumption of beans and beef patties
Pro-Obama gamers discover 'cheat codes' in U.S. Constitution
Police trained in using end of life counselingtechniques to negotiate suicide threats
Obama commits more troops to War on Fox News, still awaiting Afghan troop surge
Pass Rush: NFL okays Fidel Castro's bid to buy Miami Dolphins
Study: the road to hell paved with Nobel Peace Prizes
Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. Wishing all our readers a Happy April First!
Roman Polanski named new School Safety Czar in wake of Jennings scandal
Charles Manson: 'Leave Polanski alone, hasn't he suffered enough?'
Obama loses Olympic bid, will try for Special Olympics next
Carter: if the IOC doesn't give the Olympics to Chicago, they're racists
Saudis: the word 'assassina- tion' will never be the same
Al Qaeda: 'We shove bombs up our butts'
Richard Gere denies Al Qaeda membership
Experts: assassin hid bomb in anal cavity adjacent to brain
Study: 90% of G20 protestors driven to Pittsburgh by mom
Ahmadinejad: Iran needs enriched uranium to purchase large IKEA sofa
Obama: If we don't bomb Iran now, we'll never pass healthcare reform
Taliban hires DC lobbyist in effort to get Obama's attention
Missile defense: Czechs angry at Obama for being canceled
Media study: Caucasian toddlers are more likely to cut eye-holes into "blankies"
Democrat strategist: 9 out of 10 white infants prefer cross burning over mother's milk
Mahmoud’s Liquidation Warehouse: 50% off Israel - this weekend only - it won’t last long
Obama: Black kids still forced to beat people up at back
of bus
Charlie Gibson: Neil Armstrong went where?
Obamacare, it’s finger-licking good!
Ben and Jerry release 'Hate Monger Bigot' flavor to celebrate those who support traditional marriage
'Shiver me Timbers!': Somalia unveils People's Institute for Redistribution, Adventurism & Thalassic Extortion (PIRATE)
Energy Czar: to save energy, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
Other 49 states impose carbon tax on California due to wildfire smoke
Following Scotland's lead, US Justice Dept releases Charles Manson, citing battle with chronic hemorrhoids
Obama to media: Please respect our girls' privacy, especially Mr. Letterman
Teachable moment: Obama to hold 'beer summit' between offended Post Office and UPS
Taliban sends protesters to Afghan town hall meetings in attempt to get Obama administration to withdraw Gotham villains working for the Common Good™
White House recalibrates description of town hall protesters from 'terrorists' to 'man-made Nazi fascist pigs'
Experts: when buying Astroturf, remember to look for the Union LabelNational-socialist health care?
Drudge insulates self from White House anger by naming his site MoveOn.Drudge
ABC greenlights epic 12-part miniseries based on Beer Summit
Moveon.org petitions Dems to leave Bush/Cheney alone and 'move on to pressing issues facing the nation'
Palin: Critics ipso facto are quitters
Honduran ex-president Zelaya holds press- conference, presents birth certificate for examination
Cambridge: fighting racial bias, Obama picks black scholar Henry Louis Gates as Door Jigging Czar
Obama: white cop acted like inexperienced rookie, but being one I may be biased
On the international front: Obama brings back Cold War, switches sides
Signs of recovery: WH study finds number of searches for 'economic depression' on Google lower than it could have been under FDR
Obama inherited broken teleprompter from George W Bush
Zelaya: we support the democratically-elected President of the USA, even though he has strongly opposed American policies
Eco group 'Earth First' protests burying non- biodegradeable body of Michael Jackson under the ground
Study: Media orgasm over Michael Jackson's death oddly appropriate
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Secretary of the Interior vows to turn Neverland Ranch into 'King of Pop' National Monument
Riots in Iran: Obama invokes Starfleet Prime Directive - non-interference with social development of native planet even at the cost of own life
Obama hurts a fly, forgets to read Miranda rights
ACLU: fly murder by slapping unconstitutional
Obama mistakes Inspector General for a private CEO, orders him to resign
DHS simplifies procedures, cuts learning curve, renames all terrorism 'right-wing'
Earth may collide with Venus in 3.5 billion years. We must act NOW!!!
CBS study: statutory rape jokes not as hilarious as previously thought
White House tree commits suicide over economic policy
Obama: 'I inherited this tree from George W. Bush'
Obama to economy: 'make like a tree and collapse'
In Cairo, Obama promotes shovel-ready projects for Muslim communities
Obama's comment linking Islam to algebra sets off anti-Islam riots in US inner-city schools
Keith Olbermann rises to #1 on Larry Craig's 'Top ten liberals I'd like to sodomize' list
Ahmadinejad hands out potatoes to corner Irish-Iranian vote
Lady Justice undergoes extreme makeover on TV, becomes sexier, more empathetic, less blind visit our new Che Heart store
Obama: "We must work to rid the world of nuclear weapons and of Israel too while we're at it"
Obama to impose a cap on temperatures for patients in government-subsidized hospitals
Brady Campaign to Prevent Cereal Violence applauds gov't crackdown on cheerios, calls for registration of cereal bowls
Obama's rich supporters chagrined to find he's a class worrior and not the cynical hypocrite they'd counted on
Congress nationalizes DeBeers, changes marketing slogan to 'government programs are forever'
Sen. Specter: 'we could be energy-independent by now if Republicans invested in eternal engine research'
Kentucky Derby winner admits to having no specific strategy: I just kept repeating 'hope' and 'change' and I won... wow!
Never waste a good crisis: Obama uses swine flu epidemic to put a mask on Joe Biden
Study: exposure to pork- barrel projects heightens risk of catching swine flu
Islamic scholars green-light use of government pork by Muslim groups: 'not haram'
DHS Napolitano's preferred man-made disaster color warnings: chocolate, vanilla, strawberryDow Jones rally prompted by record sales of tea bags on April 15
WH: Obama's handshake with Saudi King looked like a bow as King Abdullah's arms are twice as long as human arms but atrophy prevents useDHS tip on spotting a right- wing extremist: watch out for the one carrying a paycheck
Opposed to teabagging, Pelosi accepts motion to expel Congressperson Barney Frank
Spring cleaning tip: don't forget to change your scientific consensus from winter setting "climate change" to summer setting "global warming"
Obama uses old Bush-era teleprompter for Baghdad speech
Segway and GM launch a 2-wheeled contraceptive
Obama's stern reaction to North Korea missile launch: "I'm tellin'!"Lenin laughs ass off over crisis in capitalism Scientists: Lenin statue expelled no harmful gases, only dialectical materialism Obama gives Queen a shovel click here NBC: We are all Special Olympians now, especially Olbermann
Obama's teleprompter caught moonlighting as AmEx spokesperson: 'Don’t leave home without it'
click here for the story Alabama gunman was trying to 'be more like Europeans' After shootings, EU threatens potential mass murderes with increased paperwork and red tape Oil prices rising; most viable solution is blame Limbaugh Obama to bring Cuba in from the cold; political prisoners to remain outside Healthcare crisis: Planned Parenthood forced to offer 2 abortions for the price of 1; 50% off if you refer a friend Hillary presents Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov with the People's Cube CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY Obama's Reaganesque address: "I've just declared peace on the Soviet Union. The bonging will start in five minutes" Satellite launched to confirm global warming: finds none, crashes in Antarctica in protest Al-Qaeda founder discovers DNC playbook, attacks own side in war an terror Obama to slash deficit after increase; firefighters to quench house after setting fire to it
Treasury Dept buys Monopoly board game for policy advice Democrats pay back their constituents, save faltering squeegee businesses from collapsing
Muslim group offended by pork hidden in stimulus package, threatens revenge Obama appoints guilt czar to oversee fair distribution of guilt among all Americans Size matters: stimulus package so big it won't even fit on Drudge No help from Obama to storm-ravaged Kentucky; officials consider renaming state to New Orleans in effort to get attention Politico: volcano trouble in Alaska a result of Palin's policies MoveOn adopts Bush's cowboy diplomacy: 'You're either with Obama or Rush' Obama urges liberals to start listening to Rush Limbaugh: 'all too often we start by dictating on issues and don't always know all the factors involved. So let's listen.' More bad economic news: area antiwar group lays off its bumper sticker makers Dissent no longer patriotic: Obama Reminder to Hollywood celebrities: must change 'patriotic' setting from 'hate America' to 'love America' on Jan. 20 Obama promises to Photoshop a better future for America You won't be told lies if you don't ask questions: Obama's new media policy Personals: senate seats available in NY & Il. Hardly ever used. Cash OK. Change we can believe in: Clinton 1990s staffers Somali pirates hijack international space station Starting with 11/5/08, the cor- rect progressive greeting in America is "Barack Obama!" The reply is "Obama Barack!" Laika the Space Dog consi- dered for new White House pet: "Thoroughly vetted by Bill Ayers" CHANGE: President-elect Obama crushes Yankee imperialism in a landslide
Seven Obama cousins found living in voting boothUS choppers attack ACORN voter registration center in Syria US military: We decided to strike now because this time next year we’ll be a Peace Keeping force Biden predicts severe test for Obama in first six months: another question from Joe the Plumber Obama: Let he who is without wealth cash the first check! Joe Biden: work is a four-letter word
FBI investigates Mickey Mouse Club for voter fraud Embarrassed ACORN accidentally registers 'Ronald Reagan' Kids' hymns to Obama a success of Democrat strategy: If you can't abort them, indoctrinate them World to USA: 'Fix world ecomonic crisis so we can get back to hating you' Obama's campaign invites opponents to play 'Truth or Jail' Biden: Hoover text-messaged Americans to calm fears during 1929 crashDead support Obama, all are registered to vote by ACORN Biden calls taxes patriotic Study: Jesus spoke without a telepromter Obama promises free lipstic for everybody if elected KARAOKE: These Are The Jerks We Call Journalists Obama's negotiations with Gustav prove fruitful; storm spares "French Quarter" Feminist group: Sarah Palin worst mother since June Cleaver; decried as "too feminine" Obama: leave Bristol alone, she has been punished enough with a baby Putin shoots tiger with Polonium-laced dart Obama: ready from day one to place a call to UN if a US city is nuked Cult of personality at the People's Cube is up 90% compared to previous Five-Year Plan Congress established windfall tax on US gold medals International Olympic Committee to redistribute Phelp's ill-gotten golds to less fortunate athletes Obama beats Hillary to coveted CPUSA endorsement February 2050 declared White History Month. Future headlines expected to read "Minorities hardest hit... and deservedly so." Obama denounces Russia's actions; humbled Russia sends self to Gulag US trade deficit dropped; NYT instructs readers to turn paper upside down for more favorable view of graph Sharpton protests disproportionate deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes, calls for immediate deaths of David Letterman and Billy Joel to even score Science to unveil invisible cloak; Conservative White Christian male in NJ says he's been invisible for years NYT: Russia's invasion of Georgia leaves much smaller carbon footprint than US invasion of Iraq Larry the Cable Guy issues call to "man the pick up trucks" as Russia invades Georgia Edwards claims he was having affair with camera, didn't notice woman attached Chavez's parents cut off Hugo's credit card after Moscow shopping binge Oil industry to Pelosi: You've been given a brain. Use it or lose it. Congress to declare July 19th International Swimmers' Day
How many superdelegates does it take to change a lightbulb? Photoshopped Iranian missile saves 25% on Islamic Republic's carbon footprint
Word of the day: HUSSIES n. Female Obama supporters changing their middle names to HusseinObama: we have always been at peace with Hillary ClintonGrand Rapids Mayor George Heartwell vows city will be "vanilla" when rebuilt Media grows impatient with Iowa's lack of flood-related rapes and pillaging: Why can't they be more like New Orleans? CNN investigates Iowans caught blowing FEMA debit cards at Tractor Supply Company Obama: WTC problem ended on 9/11, Pentagon still a problemHillary supporters organize against Obama Janet Reno congratulates Elian Gonzalez on joining Cuba's Young Communists
Dick Durbin denies that being Hell's spokesperson and moonlighting as a Democrat Senator presents a conflict of interest Flooding in Iowa causes typical white people to turn bitter and cling to evacuation procedures Democrat energy policy: let them eat cake Monica Lewinsky endorses Obama: 'This is not the Bill Clinton I knew' NASA unveils 'ass-crack' space suit for plumbing repairs at int'l space station Dead people at Obama's rally identified as a renegade splinter group of Hillary's 'invisible Americans' Howard Dean: dead people will vote Democrat no matter who gets the nomination Mainstream media silent on increased attacks on US troops by mainstream media Sen. Kennedy under treatment. Mary Jo still dead Muanmar drafts Mayor Nagin and Gov. Blanco to help with cyclone clean up New Orleans Mayor sends school buses to Myanmar As Darfur violence surges, world vows not to give a crap unless the US gets involved Chinese citizens crushed by bricks and rubble; tanks have day off
Friendly fire: BBC office hit by al-Qaeda rocket Al Gore knows what caused Burma cyclone but won't say it International community promises to suspend anti- Americanism until after American aid reaches Burma Mainstream media saddened that Austrian pedophile isn't a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, or a GOP senator
North Korea's nuclear technicians protest outsourcing jobs to Syria Earth Day: save the planet, starve the children! Focus group: if water boarding was a sexual preference, they'd be teaching it in public schools Study: Wall Street losses unfairly target the rich Mixed month for MTV: teen pregnancy drops, however STDs are on the rise Obama pledges to give every typical small town family a possum sandwich Delays at American Airlines: a sneak peak into proposed government healthcare Stop and smell the Sharpies Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy Media: this year's Global Bad News Awareness week to overlap with International Good News Obliviousness month NPR journalists go on truckers-style protest over high price of lattes Most popular April Fools joke: "A Democrat president won't raise taxes" Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama's new tape but urged voters to listen to the entire message before making judgment Obama's speech calls for change in stereotyping "the typical White person" Spitzer denies applying hardball tactics in front of bathroom mirror and threatening to come after himself New York State House retires Spitzer's #9 jersey KKK endorses Harvard's gym segregation policy: 'Blacks and Jews are next' London quake caused by SUV, now impounded by Scotland Yard Hillary's healthcare plan to include smelling salts for Obama's supporters and mandatory amputation of Chris Matthews' leg USMail Service to publish Obama's resume on new stamp Obama: one man's plagiarism is another man's audacity Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote Berkeley ousting US Marines gives hope to al Qaeda: 'If hippies can do it, so can we!' Berkley builds wall around self; man trying to flee 'Peace Sanctuary City' shot at checkpoint John McCain apologizes for going to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda's endorsement To avoid scorn and ridicule, Tom Cruise converts to Islam NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama NY Times: All the news that's fit to pimp Dems offer first female for President, first Black for President, first pretty pony for Attorney General Brokeback Mountain loses climber NASA's Spirit Rover finds Dennis Kucinich campaign on MarsLas Vegas: candidates offer plans to bail out flustered gamblers Feds: subprime borrowers' relief package to include subprime rib Silence in Cuba: Castro too ill to speak in public, Cubans too afraid to speak Dems adopt old British "don't mention the war" strategy for '08 campaign Obama's 'Take a penny, leave a penny' economic plan sparks new hope Obama's campaign hires homeless people to talk about change on street corners Panhandlers Union endorses Obama's plan for change Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush Murtha: if we quit now, capitalism will win Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course Expert blames Republicans for not attacking all Democrat candidates equally High school Meth teacher starts new class Holy Mitt! Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000% Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless- transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick Poll: most Muslims find curvature of Riemannian manifolds offensive "How The Grinch Redistributed Winter Solstice" opens on Broadway Left-wing bloggers hold vigil hoping suspect is connected to GOP candidate Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes "Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline. Al Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish' NY Times: some news is fitter to print than others Study: most Americans will be worried about economy if told so often enough Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress Media changes old adage "no news is good news" to "no good news is news" US Congress extends hurricane season until the first Sunday in November Lack of bad news from Iraq causes media recession. Women and minority journalists hardest hit. LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking delusional paranoia MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home Reid: The war on fire is lost Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so far. Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian Medal of Honor to Al Gore Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed? San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!" Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland" Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!" Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants CBS stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't tell our logo from a hole in the ground" Jessie Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm a smoke dat biatch if I see him"
Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling of Obama to Ubama Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts report at Cannes. George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't killDemocrats select 2008 presidential slogan: "Death to America" Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense "Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling for Pope's deathNew Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison Rock star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists Al Gore to recall the Internet Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month First New Orleans, now Minnesota: Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead William Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package Cannibalism, rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training program Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry sparks massive riots in Lagos
Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs to prevent further bombings Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?"Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos" Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody to be put on fast track to US citizenship
Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris Hilton and Katie Couric Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it? US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in IraqUS Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting for? Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!"MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza! Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil war" off the front page As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free subscriptions to "solve problem" Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain" Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating more terrorists" French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant socialists expected to react to election results Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist agenda " of rule of law and assimilation to French culture Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can run indefinitely Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at a time Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists' Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses should not expel noxious gases Al Gore hired by K-Y to pro- mote Global Warming Jelly New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of solar system Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're not Republicans!" Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries Kent State professor calls for bin Laden victory: time to bring in the National Guard again? Hollywood to America: our moral issues are better than your moral issues Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission Is it time for Pinochet yet? Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
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