USA Today's current truth about chainsaw bayonets


This sparked a lively discussion on Twitter, with over two thousand commenters asking where they could buy a chainsaw bayonet, or proposing other useful attachments, such as, a pencil sharpener, a pizzawheel, a banana named "apple," and Kevin Spacey's head for converting your firearm into a sexual assault rifle.
WATCH: 'USA Today' Warns People To Beware Of AR-15 Armed With Chainsaws

The only person wielding a chainsaw bayonet in our experience is Comrade Olga Photoshopova (left).
We'll be expecting her to share some useful techniques on operating it.
On our part, we propose this aftermarket modification:





Other bayonet options


And I cannot even imagine the mayhem this would have caused:




Genosse Dummkopf
And whad, no frontally mounted V-2 ? _Himmelherrgottdonnerwetterkreuzgewitterwolkenbruch !Comrade Dummkopf, you've mistakenly mentioned the Ultra-Top Secret Hipster Assault Force aka (F-Troop)
F-Troops Futuristic weapons













A dual-use system. Remember: An army marches on its stomach!






The chainsaw bayonet is the attachment of choice for assault rifles used by Man-bear-pig.



