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The Sacred Marriage of Mohammed and Karl Marx

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Comrades,

As the only halfway psychic comrade here, I can tell you that I, Leninka, recently witnessed the marriage of the spirit of Karl Marx and Mohammed. Yes, in the spirit world, they have married, and wish it to be so on the earth plane. So there!

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Karl is going to look very odd in his new burkha.

But then again, we'll never know it's him :)

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Karl is going to look very odd in his new burkha.

But then again, we'll never know it's him :)

Who sez Karl is gonna be the dyke?

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Ask the Sphinx. My psychic powers aren't that strong. Maybe the Sphinx knows. After all the Sphinx presided over their wedding.

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I don't know what this is.... comrades, let's Hope the current truth is keeping up...


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It must have been a shotgun wedding! When the inquiry was loged the Sphinx was very tight lipped. Neither man could be reached for comment.

The Major says "Your nuts".

Stay on topic, major!

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I'm highly insulted that I was not invited to these proceedings. Unless my invitation was lost in transit or transmission (only my spiritual guide would know for sure) I will continue to be insulted. And, I will return the wedding gift which I didn't quite purchase.

(btw who is playing the bride????)

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The appearance of their apparitions and the result of their philosophies are so similar. Are they actually two avatars of the same spirit being? You know, like Krishna? You never knew what he was going to show up as next.

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Also, the Sphinx once posed a riddle to People's Hero and Muslim socialist Oedipus. "What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?" asked the Sphinx. The answer, Oedipus knew, is man. You see, man is to beg for handouts in the morning by prostrating himself in a long line while waiting for a head of moldy cabbage. In the afternoon, he heads to the nearest university campus and stands on two feet to protest the inequalities of capitalism, the right to free tuition, and a guaranteed 4.0 GPA. As there are no doctors available to heal him of diseases that could have been treated in capitalist nations fairly quickly, and because there have been no medical breakthroughs in his country for the last four decades, in the evening he is issued a cane to hobble about on until nature takes its course. Once Oedipus answered the Sphinx, it overthrew itself, went bankrupt, and collapsed under its own weight. True story.

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That's some story. I'm speechless. I didn't know Oedipus was a Mooslim socialist. I thought he was a socialist Mooslim. Well, in any case it's kind of a chicken and egg question, any way.

As for your other question, Blogunov, they are true soul mates with completely interchangeable parts. Although, of the two, and per Fraulein's question, I believe that Karl's feminine nature comes through more clearly. Just ask a man who must shell out money every money for child support, if he doesn't understand the concept of from each according to his ability to each according to his need, and I believe Karly was mostly on the receiving end during his lifetime.

In the meantime, Fraulein, here is a new photo with the girly-man Karl wearing a veil.

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ah ha, that is much telling, is it not. And my oh my, Marxist has such as resemblance to Comrade Groucho Marxist . . . that they could be the same peoples.... and since we have not seen them in the same place at the same time, I am wonder if . . . . ?

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Red Rooster wrote:I don't know what this is.... comrades, let's Hope the current truth is keeping up...

Comrade RR,
According to my 1976 People's Almanac, which I treasure for it's leftist slant, Ka-Daffy was sending money to black American mooslims way back in 1976. Surely Dear Leader has heard of Ka-Daffy's generosity through the years. It's no wonder Ka-Daffy called Dear Leader his son.

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Frau,

Our own comrade Groucho, has got some 'splainin' to do.


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I was wondering what fruit this union would bear so I programmed the People's Super Computer to predict possible offspring. The simulation was run dozens of times and each time the same results. The child of the maximum Socialist and the maximum Muslim would be:

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Dear Leader's little red scarf brings tears to my little made prog eyes. It reminds me of little Elian. I'd take a red scarf over capitalist Disneyland, any day. That's just lovely, Grigori.

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Grigori E.R. wrote:I was wondering what fruit this union would bear so I programmed the People's Super Computer to predict possible offspring. The simulation was run dozens of times and each time the same results. The child of the maximum Socialist and the maximum Muslim would be:


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Junior with his nose in the air was missing his mustache-

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Komrades!

How is it none of you in the Kollective noticed how progressively progressive this same-sex marriage is?

This is a "gutsy" marriage.

Then again, I suppose Mohammed was tired of 72 nagging virgins who wouldn't put out and decided to swing the other way for a change.

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LOL, Comrade Raum. Of course, we here at the Cube live in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday ™ however, and there is nothing more progressive than this marriage. May Stalin's ghost look after them. I can see the ghost of little Che hanging around them, with delight.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:At least Mohammed worked for a living.

I am not sure that is the Way of the Future? Dear Leader is the most infamous... famous President of Food Stamps (and we know that does not require a job, skills or the desire to work). Is this not glorious!

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Oh, as a welfare queen, myself, I don't know what I would do without food stamps. And to see a food stamp with Dear Leader's photo on it. Dreamy!

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As Comrade Leninka's spouse, I can verify that she is not just dreamy right now. She is downright catatonic.

As for the marriage of Mohammed and Marx, I think we should shorten it to the "M & M" connection.


 
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