Difference Between God And Obama



Last night the most trending hashtag on Twitter was #DifferenceBetweenGodAndObama. Our Twitterer-in-Chief, Comrade General Secretary, posted these contributions, only scratching the surface. Feel free to add.
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God didn't have a "Previous Administration" to blameOn the seventh day God rested; Obama rested for the other six
God spake unto Moses; Obama spake unto giggling college students
God doesn't force you to sign up for his religion and tell you "If you like your commandment, you can keep it"
God told Noah to build an ark; Obama told Noah "you didn't build that"
God unleashed ten plagues on Pharaoh; Obama just signed him up for Obamacare
God's chosen people wandered in the desert for 40 years; Obama's people wandered in healthcare.gov for 40 weeks
God told Mary she was blessed with a child; Obama said she was punished with a baby
God banished Lucifer; Obama's mentor dedicated a book to him



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I see that the "pervious administration" typo has been corrected. Actually, I thought that "pervious" was quite descriptive of Dirty Bill.






To have respect of persons is not good: for for a piece of bread that man will transgress. - Pr 28:21
Thou shalt not wrest judgment; thou shalt not respect persons, neither take a gift: for a gift doth blind the eyes of the wise, and pervert the words of the righteous. - Duet 16:19
These things also belong to the wise. It is not good to have respect of persons in judgment. - Pr 24:23
Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons - Acts 10:34
For there is no respect of persons with God. - Rom 2:11
But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors. - Js 2:9
Wherefore now let the fear of the LORD be upon you; take heed and do it: for there is no iniquity with the LORD our God, nor respect of persons, nor taking of gifts. -2 Chr 19:7
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour. - Lev 19:15
The more interesting question is what is the difference between Obama and Cain?


Captain Craptek
If you don't believe in God you're an atheist. If you don't believe in Obama you're a racist.On that note my Dear Captain...If you don't believe in Hillary, your a Hillariast?

The difference between Obama and God? God doesn't think he is Barack Obama.
(RIMSHOT)
That said, God doesn't have a birth certificate either.
(A FEW NERVOUS GIGGLES)




Miracles perform for Obama.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-vi ... hite-house









Tourists...<spit>

I saw his article yesterday and didn't have time to post the link. Good Work CUBE! Keep getting "honorable mention" and we will continue to spread the "current truth" !

FORWARD


God's commandments are maxed out at 10. Obama has over 20,000.
God issues commandments. Obama issues executive orders.
God actually did "build that".
God raised the oceans. Obama says he will lower them.
God created the planet. Obama will heal it.
Jesus fed thousands by the power of God. Obama fed millions by food stamps.
God called the warming of the planet summer, Obama calls it global warming.





Tovarichi
Jesus Saves, Obama SPENDS"Jesus saves, and Obama goes for the two-pointer but misses. He's pretty much missed every shot so far this administration, hasn't he Bob?"
"Yes, that's right, Jim. Obama is 0 for 243 from the floor and it's something of a mystery why they didn't bench him when they had the chance."
"So right, Bob. Well, we're halfway through the second half, and so far the score is Lions 28, Christians 0."


So THAT'S what he meant by a "shovel ready project."

Obama says, don't work and you get food stamps and a cell phone.






Sugar Daddy Bear
God gave us the Ten Commandments. O'bama gave us Eric "Holdem" Holder.Comrade Bear! That was a long, long hibernation indeed!




Captain Craptek
Comrade Bear! That was a long, long hibernation indeed!My food stamps were dwindling and my O-fone needed a recharge. Does anyone know if we're past 2016 yet?



