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 | In this installment, the Cube goes to Chicago - the holy land of Barack Obama, Saul Alinsky, Luis Farrakhan, Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, and many others who snatched this glorious city from the jaws of capitalism. LEFT: Cube poses for pictures on top of the Sears Tower. This was meant to complete the takeover of Chicago. However, some things got out of control... But let us start from the very beginning... |
| Chicago turned out to be a surprisingly clean, comfortable, well-planned, and friendly city. When the Cube and I were still in the Soviet public school system, we liked to imagine magnificent cities built by happy workers in the bright communist future, where we were destined to live. It didn't happen that way. The real trick was supposed to be to wait for the capitalists to build magnificent cities and then to take them over. In terms of its architecture, Chicago is everything Manhattan could've been if it hadn't been taken over by the progressives so soon and so vigorously. Imagine the best parts of New York extracted, steam-cleaned, renovated, and put together in a better, human-friendly fashion by a thoughtful and inspired designer - and you will get Chicago. The progressives did well to hijack such a jewel of capitalist prosperity. There's still enough wealth in it to last for a few more years and maybe even decades. The Cube took an architectural tour on a boat along the Chicago River, with a young guide who kept making very progressive, bitter remarks designed to douse our excitement over the architectural magnificence and to stir the righteous anger of vacationing tourists at the unfairness of the capitalist system and the city's brutal history. With a derisive smirk, as if admitting a shameful fact, he explained the abundance of stunning, originally designed residential buildings in the downtown area by the need to keep the middle class within city limits because they constitute the city's tax base. In other words, these midle-class bourgeois scoundrels aren't good for anything except their taxes! It is unfortunate that the city must put up with them and their arrogant condos instead of lining the waterfront with cheap and ugly subsidized housing the way New York City did for many years. Apparently, the Chicago government knows the secret of milking the bourgeoisie to the mutual satisfaction of the both parties. |
Chicago as seen from the Signature Lounge on the 96th floor of
| The furthest dark-toned skyscraper with two antennae is the Sears Tower. The white skyscraper to the left, made of polished stainless steel and iridescent-tinted glass, is the Trump Tower condo-hotel. That is why we must think globally, comrades. If everything on our planet is limited, so is the amount of living space. Therefore, the more luxury living space is built for the rich, the less space is left for the poor. Imagine a homeless community who received a government quota of polished stainless steel and iridescent-tinted glass to build an affordable skyscraper for themselves to live in. And one morning, as they came to the site with their state-issued shovels, they discovered that all of it had been stolen at night by Donald Trump for his shamelessly opulent capitalist tower. So naturally, they got frustrated, traded their beloved shovels for drugs and alcohol, and went back to being homeless. Oh the indignity! Our young guide must have been the product of the local educational system "reformed" by Bill Ayers with the help of Barack Obama, using the funds of the Republican Annenberg Foundation. (The Chicago Annenberg Challenge (CAC) was a Chicago public school reform project from 1995 to 2001 that was funded by a $49.2 million, 2-to-1 matching challenge grant from the Annenberg Foundation. It was started by Bill Ayers and run by Barack Obama as founding chairman and president.) |
 | Chicago is where the idea of skyscrapers was born. Even its churches tend to look like skyscrapers. We must admit that some parts outside of the downtown area looked more like New York. At one point at night a car approached us and a young an hip driver, who looked like a brother of our tour guide, asked, "Do you guys smoke that weed?" But as we trained our camera on him, he sped away. |
 | On the street level one can find art - as, for example, this ambiguous urban tree hugger. We occasionally wonder, why don't people who dislike urban life and technological civilization move into the wilderness, armed with a stone axe? On the other hand, the environment is probably better off when these people live as far away from it as possible and only vent their frustrations by making statues such as this. |
 | Have you ever wondered what the proverbial liberal bubble looks like? In Chicago, we discovered the liberal bubble right in the middle of the downtown area. It is pretty, shiny, and its reflective surface believably distorts the reality in a way that positions you right at the center of the universe, with all other people turning into concave shapes and forming concentric circles around you. After gazing at it for a while, to turn away and face the reality isn't easy. The real world appears disappointingly straight and square. That is probably why so many passers-by freeze around it, as if trying to make a lasting imprint of the reflection that they can carry away. |
 | The inside of the liberal bubble is even more amazing. The same person is reflected in it many times over, creating the illusion of majority. It also typifies liberal voting patterns. Any random number of people get reflected as diverse opposing groups, one unlike the other, struggling for illusory prominence on the magic reflective surface. As the normal perspective changes, people who in real life are of the same size, become different in magnitude. The resulting image is that of few giants surrounded by swarms of insignificant "little people" in a phantasmagoric pattern representative of the social hierarchy produced by the liberal mindset. And we don't mean "liberal" in the classical sense. |
 | A few blocks away from the Chicago Liberal Bubble, a major city street was barricaded from all traffic for the "Taste of Chicago" festival. Crowds of festive people, thousands strong, were roaming amidst kiosks, inhaling barbecue smoke, and forming long lines at food stands. The latter was the only similarity with the Great Depression, to which Chicago's favorite son and current US President continually compares the country's economic situation. |
 | The progressive mood was soon spoiled by the unwelcome presence of an unsmiling, conservative-looking, redneck couple armed with a pitchfork and apparently looking for culprits who are destroying the country and the way of life they had started. The two oversized right-wing extremists were surrounded by a constantly rotating group of DHS agents disguised as tourists. The couple just stood there flabbergasted, apparently waiting for a new Tea Party they could join to protest taxation without representation, intrusive government, disappearance of their liberties, and the conversion of America into an imitation of Europe from which they once fled, having consciously chosen a life of risk and hard work for the sake of freedom and independence. |
And they didn't have to wait long. There still are Chicagoans who share their values. And this was a few days BEFORE the officially scheduled 4th of July Tea Parties!
 | Once these new revolutionaties noticed the People's Cube, we approached and introduce ourselves. They weren't familiar with the Cube but they seemed to like the idea and said they would check out the website. We, in turn, promised to post their pictures on its pages. So here we go. |
| But that was not all! As the evening fell, a group of local Iranian immigrants disrespected Chicago's local son Barack Obama by staging a vigil in support of the anti-government rallies in Iran and of the victims of the Islamic Republic. If they respected Obama and his policies, they would be condemning the Iranian protesters, blaming the victims, denouncing freedom, wishing the destruction of Israel in a nuclear holocaust, and calling for death to America - just like the current Iranian dictator Mohmoud Ahmadinejad does, with whom Obama wants to negotiate as an equal. And worst of all, they didn't even have a designated ACORN-approved community organizer (aka Commisar of Ethnic Blankets). |
 | That's when we realized that claiming victory for progressivism in Chicago was premature, and so we spent the rest of our time in Chi-town engaging in more productive activities, such as, driving in traffic and playing with the cat. |
About that art...
is that a tree or was he just happy to see you?
what a perfect representation of our societal problem with spilled mercury.
this one would be better after a few martinis, with acid.
these will need to be cleared away to make room for the new Obama and Mrs. Bicep victory statues (in which the One shall wear little but a speedo suit to show off his rippling pectorals and dynamic protruberance while holding the +1 staff of recharging lightening, and the Mrs will be swathed in a fashionable pink sleeveless sari with diamond studded sandals and a magnificent quoif, while in her extended hand will sit Nike, goddess of victory)
I stayed at the old Nikko Hotel, across the street from the Marina (corn cobb) Towers. I was taking a class on one of IBM operating systems (VM/XA) at 1 IBM Plaza which across the street from the Marina Towers on the opposite side. I had a great time that week.
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Thanks for reminding me to visit Chitown this summer. I once took the boat tour along the algea colored river. About a week later, in a college classroom, I sat for 20 minutes listening to a student describe how she was designing an Eco-friendly, substainable, home made from recycled tires, bails of hay, and lots of mud. A real home for the masses.
I showed her photos of the tour, and her only comment was, "How much recycled material was used? What a drain on world resources!"
Not sure if she ever got her mud huts designed to code, or ever got a zoning variance for primitive housing.
Thanks for the memories!
Your trip reminds me of a song: "The Eggplant that Ate Chicago." Here are the lyrics. In place of the word "Eggplant," I have substituted the words "Red Cube."
A parody on the song:
THE EGGPLANT THAT ATE CHICAGO
(Norman Greenbaum)
Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
THE RED CUBE THAT ATE CHICAGO
You'd better watch out for the red cube that ate Chicago,
For it may eat your city soon.
You'd better watch out for the red cube that ate Chicago,
If it's still hungry, the whole country's doomed.
It came from outer space, lookin' for somethin' to eat.
It landed in Chicago. It thought Chicago was a treat.
(It was sweet, it was just like sugar)
You'd better watch out for the red cube that ate Chicago,
For it may eat your city soon (wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do)
You'd better watch out for the red cube that ate Chicago,
If it's still hungry, the whole country's doomed.
kazoo solo
It came from outer space, lookin' for somethin' to eat.
It landed in Chicago. It thought Chicago was a treat.
(It was sweet, it was just like sugar)
You'd better watch out for the red cube that ate Chicago,
For it may eat your city soon (wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do)
You'd better watch out for the red cube that ate Chicago,
If it's still hungry, the whole country's doomed ("it's in trouble!")
If it's still hungry, the whole country's doomed
Mortgages for the Masses
Comrade Red Square,Thanks for reminding me to visit Chitown this summer. I once took the boat tour along the algea colored river. About a week later, in a college classroom, I sat for 20 minutes listening to a student describe how she was designing an Eco-friendly, substainable, home made from recycled tires, bails of hay, and lots of mud. A real home for the masses.
I showed her photos of the tour, and her only comment was, "How much recycled material was used? What a drain on world resources!"
Not sure if she ever got her mud huts designed to code, or ever got a zoning variance for primitive housing.
Thanks for the memories!
That was a funny one, M for the M. I once had a fellow freshpersonage tell me she hated Dante's Divine Comedy b/c she didn't believe in hell... but that isn't nearly as funny ("how much recycled material was used?" LOL) It reminds me of the passage out of Gulliver's Travels,Part III, ch. 5, at the grand Academy of Lagado where the scientists are trying to extra light from cucumbers, and energy from spent feces...
Here it is:
[justify]
The first Man I saw was of a meager Aspect, with sooty Hands and Face, his Hair and Beard long, ragged and singed in several Places. His Cloathes, Shirt, and Skin were all of the same Colour. He had been Eight Years upon a Project for extracting Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers,which were to be put into Vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the Air in raw inclement Summers. He told me he did not doubt in Eight Years more he should be able to supply the Governors Gardens with Sun-shine at a reasonable Rate; but he complained that his stock was low, and intreated me to give him something as an Encouragement to Ingenuity, especially since this had been a very dear Season for Cucumbers. I made him a small Present, for my Lord had furnished me with Money on Purpose, because he knew their Practice of begging from all who go to see them.[/justify]
[justify]
I went into another Chamber, but was ready to hasten back, being almost overcome with a horrible Stink. My Conductor pressed me forward, conjuring me in a Whisper to give no Offence, which would be highly resented; and therefore I durst not so much as stop my Nose. The Projector of this Cell was the most ancient Student of the Academy. His Face and Beard were of a pale Yellow; his Hands and Clothes daubed over with Filth. When I was presented to him, he gave me a close Embrace (a Compliment I could well have excused.) His Employment from his first coming into the Academy, was an Operation to reduce human Excrement to its original Food, by separating the several Parts, removing the Tincture which it receives from the Gall, making the Odour exhale, and scumming off the Saliva. He had a weekly Allowance from the Society, of a Vessel filled with human Ordure about the Bigness of a Bristol Barrel.[/justify]
Red Square
The progressive mood was soon spoiled by the unwelcome presence of an unsmiling, conservative-looking, redneck couple armed with a pitchfork and apparently looking for culprits who are destroying the country and the way of life they had started.
The two oversized right-wing extremists were surrounded by a constantly rotating group of DHS agents disguised as tourists.
The couple just stood there flabbergasted, apparently waiting for a new Tea Party they could join to protest taxation without representation, intrusive government, disappearance of their liberties, and the conversion of America into an imitation of Europe from which they once fled, having consciously chosen a life of risk and hard work for the sake of freedom and independence.
We see these Kapitalisths have their luggage ready to go packing. That's right you giant riecht-wing extremists get on the train!
What about the Shedd?
That's where Obama keeps his pet octopussy.
And his pet sea slug and Rahm Emmanuel's finger.
Just look how long they have suffered under capitalism, and the horrors it has brought to them.
Pretty, shiny big bubble.
Pretty kitty.
I don't suppose the Cube was able to make the grand opening of the Sears Tower Skydeck?
What do you think of something like that for my next "perch-in"? All I need is a fashionably futile cause to care about.
One potential quibble: What you've identified as a church looks so but is, I believe, an old water pumping station.
Good thing your boat cruise didn't include an eco-friendly shower of biodegradable waste, courtesy of a visiting celebrity, as happened in Chi-town on August 10, 2004. It sounds like your guides would have welcomed it, however. Manna from prog heaven, as it were.
I hope you got to ride the crumbling el!
Quote:
Dave Matthews Band, an environmentally and politically active liberal music group got caught on tape while unleashing a whirlwind of excrement (800 pounds of liquid human waste) from their sewage laden tour bus into the Chicago River through a metal grating on the Kinzie Street Bridge earlier this month. This posed environmental and public health risks as a passing tour boat filled with 100 people on an architecture sightseeing cruise was doused by the falling excrement.One of the first parodies we did with General Secretary on www.CommunistsForKerry.com in 2004 was
Americans rejoice as elites defecate on them
Quote:
"Our crap is so great because we are educated Hollywood elites on special diets," explains Dave, the group's leader. "We actually started a trend! Common folks from all over America are writing to us asking to come and defecate upon them."Dave Matthews Band is now on the road on the West Coast for the next month before linking up with the Vote for Change tour. The politically motivated trek, featuring the likes of Bruce Springsteen, the Dixie Chicks, Pearl Jam and John Mellencamp, will be defecating from elevated platforms over a battery of ten aircraft propellers directed at rejoicing crowds in 28 cities in swing states in an effort to unseat President Bush.
But you, comrade, must remember this because you were with us already back then, giving birth to the term CEU (Capitalist Exploitation Units).
Red Square
In this installment, the Cube goes to Chicago - the holy land of Barack Obama, Saul Alinsky, Luis Farrakhan, Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, and many others who snatched this glorious city from the jaws of capitalism.Thank you, Comrade Red Square, for keeping my name alive! Yes, we rescued Chicago.
I have an update, Comrades, Re-carving Mount Obama is right on schedule,
Next the other heads will be recarved to Stalin, Lenin, myself, and, of course, Comrade Hillary.
Or we might just re-carve the whole thing into "The One!"
All the best,
Saul
Red Square
But you, comrade, must remember this because you were with us already back then, giving birth to the term CEU (Capitalist Exploitation Units).Ah, Comrade Red Square, the mind of this mere tchinovnik is heartened to recall this! The lasting influences of the Bush Reality Distortion Field have deprived me of certain memories.
Commissarka Pinkie
What do you think of something like that for my next "perch-in"? All I need is a fashionably futile cause to care about.
Three days after making the above post, I stumble across this (and for once I'm not even in one of my Putinka-induced stupors):
Tinky Linky!
Quote:
The 37-year-old actor plans to stay in a Plexiglas box above the Madison Square Garden marquee on Tuesday and Wednesday to raise $250,000 for Feeding America, the nation's largest domestic hunger relief charity. He'll stay in the box each day for about eight hours. Donations can come on site or through text messages or a Facebook page set up by Mars Inc., the company that makes Snickers candy bars.LIFE IMITATES THE CUBE ONCE AGAIN!
For the sake of proper appearance of this substance we may call it "prog droppings" or "prog guano."
Food for the masses!
Quote:
It's also reported that Madonna is saving her toe nail clippings and plans to donate them to hungry Americans as healthy snacks.
Would that not be a "prog bomb," in keeping with the revolutionary gut-churning fervor of True Belief? They can be planted along streets, in cars, or dropped from above. Moreover, they conserve power by not requiring final-step (or -squat) detonators.
Rex
is that a tree or was he just happy to see you?
That's my line. Or Mae West's. Sometimes when I've just come from Jiffi-Lobo I get a bit confused.
I'm so glad to know that plans are en train to make Chicago the same as Noo Yawk. Which is being led by dear Pinch as the New York Times Company circles in its death spiral.
As a made prog I don't want to become an unmade prog. That is, I am perfectly content with control over things that are nasty, poor, brutish and short. But if people are in control of themselves, what chance do I have?
Texas has about 24 million people, and is too damned independent for my tastes. It's time to take out Texas.
Commissar Theocritus
Rex
is that a tree or was he just happy to see you?
That's my line. Or Mae West's. Sometimes when I've just come from Jiffi-Lobo I get a bit confused.
I'm so glad to know that plans are en train to make Chicago the same as Noo Yawk. Which is being led by dear Pinch as the New York Times Company circles in its death spiral.
As a made prog I don't want to become an unmade prog. That is, I am perfectly content with control over things that are nasty, poor, brutish and short. But if people are in control of themselves, what chance do I have?
Texas has about 24 million people, and is too damned independent for my tastes. It's time to take out Texas.
Dinner and movie perhaps?
Comrade Commie Pinko
This site was funnier before we become a Communist nation.[justify]Comrade! Such counter-revolutionary thoughts! Funny? It's even funnier now than it was before! In fact it is the most stupendously funny site ever created in the history of class warfare. Nothing has ever come close (except maybe Senator Franken's razor-sharp wit). No, the site has only increased in the amount of funny it contains until there is indeed enough funny for all the masses; from each according to his cleverness to each according to his need. Perhaps what you need is a bit of re-education to align more properly your sentiments with correct party thinking in terms of humor. Consequently the Party has arranged for you to attend a seminar on "Humor in the Workplace" sponsored by the tax dollars funneled through the Bureau of Public Debt. Indeed, the speaker at this conference is one of millions of new JOBS created by the wonderful bailout package which descended from the anus of the One, JOBS which will revivify the ethos of CHANGE[sup]tm[/sup] and HOPE[sup]tm[/sup], JOBS which I might, sir, add were doubted by naysayers such as Harry Alford (who was gloriously chastised by Senator Barbara Brains Boxer).[/justify]
[justify]At said conference the instructor in humor (hereafter referred to as "The Contractor") shall conduct two, 3-hour, Humor in the Workplace programs that will discuss the power of humor in the workplace, the close relationship between humor in the workplace and stress, and why humor in the workplace is one of the most important ways that we communicate in business and office life through humor. Participants shall experience demonstrations of cartoons being created on the spot. The Contractor shall have the ability to create cartoons on the spot about BPD jobs and humor in the workplace. The Contractor shall refrain from using any foul language during the presentation on humor in the workplace. This is a business environment and we need the presenter to address a business audience. Above all, The Contractor will be humorous.[/justify]
Upon completion of the course, participants shall be able to:
- Understand the importance and power of humor in the workplace in a responsible manner
- How to use talents in a creative way that adds humor in the workplace to everyday experiences in the workplace
- Alleviate stress in home and the workplace
- Know how and why humor in the workplace is important to communication in the workplace
- Improve work-place relationships through humor in the workplace
- Prevent burn-out... in the workplace
- laugh maniacally at their impending doom
Really, we need to be more sublte than this when undermining Amerika. Overt race-baiting, patronization and intolerable arrogance need to wait until after we have all last vestiges of liberty in the USSA under wraps.
[/center]
And of course the latest spray: "Let's not be to quick to jump to conclusions about motive... Allah Akbar!!!!"
As Comrade Mao so succinctly pointed out: “Every Communist must grasp the truth: Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun...”
With ACORN and SEIU we have all the storm troopers needed.
And what about the raid on ACORN in Lousiana?
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Last month, [ Louisiana ]Attorney General Buddy Caldwell, the father of David Caldwell, said he would step up an investigation into allegations that the embezzlement may have been as high as $5 million.ACORN said the $5 million figure was "a worst-case scenario" for what the embezzlement potentially could cost the group.
Now how are people in New Orleans going to get advice on laundering money from child prostitution rings?
Comrade_Tovarich
Good thing your boat cruise didn't include an eco-friendly shower of biodegradable waste, courtesy of a visiting celebrity, as happened in Chi-town on August 10, 2004. It sounds like your guides would have welcomed it, however. Manna from prog heaven, as it were. I hope you got to ride the crumbling el!Comrade_Tovarich and Comrade Red Square,
Just an update on the eco-friendly shower of biodegradable waste: When the "visiting celebrity" rained on that parade—in a literal sense—don Daley made them pay for their eco-crimes so that many hard-working union proles could receive their equal pay and lowly minority school children could continue their
While it's a privilege to have visiting celebrities depositing eco-waste, this is a regular daily routine with our homeless proles, who deposit their own showers, without any fanfare or publicity. Nonetheless, they carry on one of the finer traditions Chicago is also known for.
The Peoples Ruminator
Chicago may seem like that glittering jewel of the midwest, but I can assure you that's it's nothing more than a capitalist front to lure unexpected rich tourists in for the Chicago-style shakedown. [don] Daley is a well-known soldier for the Cause™. He single-handedly destroyed the unfair capitalist system within while having his union workers create the ultimate capitalist trap. What a genius the don is!
During your trip I hope you also had your "patriotic bad-boy" on while you indulged yourself in the glorious 11% sales tax the don has placed on all goods (and a hefty jizyah on non-conformist visitors). The don knows that extra taxes means extra patriotism and more equality for all—especially the minority children.
I hope you felt safe and secure while enjoying your visit. The don made sure that NO ONE owns a gun in Chicago! He is looking out for his fellow comrades for their collective safety. I'm sure you've heard about lots of murders happening in one weekend in Chicago. What you didn't know was that those people who were murdered were capitalist pigs who refused to pay the jizyah to the neigborhood proles who are outstanding, fine citizens of the Party™. They work for the Party™ but are considered subcontractors in their own right.
I'm glad to see you enjoyed gorging yourself on all the greasy, high-in-cholesterol, saturated fat and carbs food that was being distributed at Bread Line Square. The purpose is not only to feed the masses cheap and unhealthy food at confiscatory prices, but to also glean the unsuspecting rich capitalist visitor who dares to tread unwarily. But fear not: it's all for the Common Good™ of the don. The don is good. The don is all-knowing.
Chicago may look good on the outside, but underneath that paint and varnish is something that even Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, William Wright, Calypso Louis, Rahm Emanuel, Danny Davis, "dick" Durbin, Jan Shakkkowski, Mark Kirk, George Ryan, Toddler Stroger, and most notably, The Hair® can love. They are all fine and outstanding comrades, who are dedicated and committed to the destruction of the Evil Capitalist Empire™; to the redistribution of the Peoples Wealth™ and for the Common Good™. These fine and outstanding Workers For The People call Chicago home.
I'm glad you enjoyed your trip! Please come again next time you feel that white guilt pressing in and you need to redeem it.
The Peoples Ruminator
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Larry Flint: Santorum aspirin position in poor taste and beyond the pale
Israel invades Iranian air space to drop thousands of Fallout Shelter Manuals in Farsi
Al Gore proposes to combat Global Warming by extracting silver linings from clouds in Earth's atmosphere
Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom"
Obama decrees the economy is not soaring as much as previously decreeed
Nation grateful to Madonna for promise to keep clothes on at Super Bowl
Trump endorses self, calls self to congratulate
Pelosi backs merger of Girl Scouts with Planned Parenthood: 'Who's NOT planning to be a parent at 12 these days?'
Groundhog Day news: Punxsutawney Phil doesn't see Obama's shadow
Obama's critics respond to Newsweek cover by publishing 'Defeating Obama for Dummies'
ACLU flooded with questions from donors: 'how and who to pray to in order to have Tim Tebow smitten?'
North Pole shuts down as elves unionize, demand warmer work environment
Comet and Blitzen refuse to serve with openly gay Dasher and Prancer
Rudolph publishes auto-biography, says shiny nose still cause for discrimination
Santa's sleigh grounded: PETA files animal cruelty suit against jolly old St. Nick
Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday
Adults to Occupiers: there is no socialist Santa Claus; OWS protesters vow to continue demanding free chocolate cookies and milk
EPA to collect carbon tax on coal left in naughty childrens' stockings this Christmas
Carney: new tax on Christians to help improve Christ's image via NEA grants
Obama: this isn't Christmas tax, it's Jizya
Mainstream media exposes Cain's radical ties to Koch-funded abolitionist movement
Dems compromise with Cain, only 10 lashes if he returns to plantation now
White House to impose Chimney tax on Santa Claus
NY Daily News poll asking New Yorkers about Wall Street protesters uncovers glitch in People's Math: 79% want to see 99% kicked out
Democrats to Wall Street Occupiers: We're with you, but please don't harass our biggest donors!
Iran 'will pay a price' for assassination plot: Obama will not bow to Ahmadinejad for minimum of 90 days
Gov't blocks AT&T/T-MOBILE merger, cites "insufficient 2012 campaign donations"
Paul Krugman predicts stimulus package named "Irene" will improve economy this weekend
Republicans block Obama's $420 billion program to give American families free charms that ward off economic bad luck
Opposition wrongfully labels as "vacation" President's plan to join toiling workers in cranberry bogs of Martha's Vineyard
Carney calls Obama vacation 'stimulative,' estimates it will create 4 million jobs
Unemployment promises not to rise until after Obama's vacation
Gorbachev to Obama: 'I too should have abandoned the Communist party earlier'
Obama tours states in long black bus; Biden to follow in short bus
Gaddafi petitions UN to support London rebels, demands resignation of British Prime Minister
Six Flags opens new roller coaster called The Dow Jones
Obama blames Thomas Jefferson for current economic woes; Biden says it's King George's fault
Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space
President to interrupt his schedule, go on apology tour to Bible Belt, bow before local Church leaders
Media: Why do Christians hate us?
U.S. Board of Education institutes "Christian for a Day" program in public schools, considers celebrating Christmas
Ridley Scott to remake Kingdom of Heaven, this time portraying Crusaders as a peaceful, moderate group
Taking a page from the Reagan years, Obama announces new era of Perestroika and Glasnost
Progressive dream comes true: Nordic-looking Christian male commits act of terror
Racist NY Times quick to blame Muslims for Norway attack
Experts: new media standard dawns as headlines rush to describe race, color, and religion of Norwegian shooter
Study: Bicyclists have replaced Prius owners as smuggest commuters on Los Angeles freeways
Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't
Summer fun looks up! June jobs numbers up from 18,000 new jobs to loss of 26,000 jobs
DNC eyes Romney as possible nominee for 2012
Nancy Grace on Casey Anthony verdict: "Somewhere out there, the devil is dancing tonight." Devil to Nancy: "I haven't danced since Roe v Wade"
Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: "Too few words"
White House admits to falling behind schedule in finding new populist, vapid 2012 reelection slogan
State Department: We're not bombing in Libya; we're only dropping unsolicited instant demolition devices
Obama to Congress: "Unlike me, you're always on vacation. That's what you are but what am I?"
Obama: "We can't cut our way to prosperity, but we sure can spend our way to oblivion
NY approves gay marriage; any moment now straight people expected to take to streets in hissy fit protest, demanding courts to overturn
White House cuts government waste by consolidating all Federal websites into one easy-to-use 'Obama-For-America-2012' website
Obama: 'The American private sector must lead the recovery! That's an order - I just signed it'
Huntsman Who: 'I-m like Reagan - a very, very efficient policy-wonk collectivist technocrat'
Pelosi reverses stance, vows to go hard on Weiner
Study: 60% of New York voters believe that Rep. Weiner had penis planted on him by Republican operatives
Tired of jokes about his name, Rep. Weiner (D) changes it to Whinner
Activists against voter ID discovered to be teens in elaborate scheme to avoid being carded at area nightclub
Harry Reid: 'We believe in a living breathing budget that evolves as society changes - today, tomorrow, the next minute, the next election'
Obama Administration demands secrecy in implementing 'transparent government' policy
Foreign policy mixup leads to Obama's order that helps US
Global happiness index compiled by Peoples Cube researchers shows ThePeoplesCube.com is best and happiest website, has healthiest babies, most bountiful beet harvests, enjoys wisest leader
Babies 'R' Us launches in-crib air traffic controller monitor to put little ones off to sleep
Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code.' Elsewhere rapists tout 'consent reductions in sexual intercourse'
Ken Burns' DVD "The Domestic Contingency Operation" #1 on Amazon
As French troops close in on Côte d'Ivoire's President, Code Pink condemns France's 'War for Chocolate'
Seattle school renames Easter eggs 'Spring Spheres'; also renames Passover 'Please don't kill the first born in this house,' and Ramadam to 'Eat after dark, put on 20lbs'
Government shutdown averted, which means the hard-working unionized masses at the IRS will continue, without interruption, to write letters kindly asking citizens to "pay their fair share"
Media Matters reporting: Fox News to execute Glenn Beck next Tuesday
Conde Nast gave $8m to scammer who sent one email; elsewhere, electorate gave four years to scammer who had one slogan
Obama 2012: It's a Kinetic Voter Action, not a reelection campaign
As Japanese workers stuff newspapers into nuclear reactor to stop toxic leakage, questions arise if stuffing nuclear reactor into New York Times might bring similar beneficial results
Jihadists Without Borders rush to aid Libyian rebels
Obama skips trip to Mayan ruins, returns home to visit ruins of America instead
Apple unveils iPad 2.0; Obama unveils Bush 2.0
Biden: US troops in Libya could help save or create thousands of civilian lives
Maintaining two wars while starting a third proves easy for Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama
Mainstream media learns to stop worrying and love the war
NYT: Sometimes war can be the answer
NPR: War with Libya to reduce unemployment and carbon footprint
MSNBC: Counting civilian deaths in Libya too complicated
Obama suggests No-Fly Zone in Libya be modeled on his No-Decision Zone at White House
Nuke workers in Japan take advice from progressives, jam huge piece of regulation into reactor to cool it
Obama to Japanese people: 'Play golf and basketball; problems will go away'
Obama buys fiddle, heads to Rome
Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights
Hawaii: Tsunami washes away Obama's birth certficate, forcing Gov. Abercrombie to give up on investigation
Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke
Libya became the first country to formally recognize rebels' SSauthority in the state of Wisconsin
Meanwhile, Libyan rebels are fleeing after sustained attacks by government employees loyal to Colonel Gaddafi
Rumors of 'rape for food' treatment spread in UN refugee camps for Democrat senators fleeing Wisconsin
Mainstream media to keep up current protest coverage policy in Wisconsin: "See no Union, hear no Union"
Lake Superior renamed Lake Inferior in spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness
Israelis to Egyptian rioters: "don't damage the pyramids, we will not rebuild"
Obama prayer breakfast features environmentally conscious and progressive god, as opposed to evil oppressor god of Bush years
Joe Biden: Egypt protests just a big pyramid scheme
Churchill: We will fight them on the beaches; Reagan: Tear down this wall; Obama: Follow me on twitter
Facebook sponsorship of Arab revolutions questioned by some
Vice President Biden: criticizing Egypt is un-pharaoh
Historical revisionists: "Hey, you never know"
Obama proposes national 'Win The Future' lottery; proceeds of new WTF Powerball to finance more gov't spending
Communist leader and Hu Jintau give joint White House press conference
Abortion horror in Philly: pro-choice activists need to tone down rhetoric
NARAL releases photo of Palin graphic with cross hairs over fetus
China's president calls international currency 'product of the past', wishes to use shiny clam shells
Detroit public schools focus on Green education as students harvest materials from abandoned school buildings to finance Teachers Union benefits
Obama eases Cuba travel: 30 refugees per raft instead of previous 20
Al Sharpton voices concern in the aftermath of New York City blizzard: disproportionate amount of city snowmen are white
New federal entitlement unveiled: all memorials to have Yaqui pray reader
New Democrat plan to enhance civility requires all GOP members to attend professionally managed Republicans Anonymous sessions
MSNBC: Congresswoman being shot in right side of head a proof that violence comes from the right
DHS 'see something, say something' program scrapped due to overload of whistle-blowing tips about DHS and the Obama administration
"No Labels" movement hits supermarkets with disastrous results
Comet and Blitzen refuse to serve with openly gay Dasher and Prancer
ACLU: Christmas tree lighting ceremonies create more terrorists
Obama leaving press conference marks beginning of gradual withdrawal from White House by 2012
Al Qaeda establishes 'Off with their heads' scholarship fund for British students
Jeremiah Wright goes to Stockholm with a sermon 'Sweden's chickens are coming home to roost'
Obama warns Sweden not to jump to conclusions: 'not all suicide bombers are terrorists'
Muslim woman guilty of drunk driving won't remove scarf for jail photo
New York Times sues Wikileaks for unauthorized release of its business model: "We're the ones stealing military secrets!"
Democrat voters frustrated over Wikileaks failure to implicate Bush in stealing Iraqi oil
White House considers launching a Wikidiaper website
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Gibbs: basketball game in which Obama split his lip was started by Bush
Obama names his 12 lip stitches "Mark, Luke, John, Matthew, Paul, Peter..."
Newest TSA slogan "Smell my finger" turns out to be an inside joke
North Korea attacks; American peace groups quickly react by not organizing antiwar marches, not burning DPRK flags, not painting Hitler mustache on effigies of Kim Jung Il, and not chanting "peace now"
Hollywood refuses to brand Kim Jung Il war monger and lying liar, sends Oliver Stone on fact-finding mission
Study: a Google search for body count website listing civilian deaths in Korea brought no results
Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least 814 years
Irish economy in a shambles but who cares; St Patricks day is only 4 months away
Obama to cut Medicare as soon as debt panel finds a way to blame it on Republicans
Aging Democratic Party Politburo refuses to give way to younger apparatchiks
Soros escape pod seen over Los Angeles; clueless Pentagon denies 'action by U.S. adversary,' searches ocean bed for hatches and trap doors
Just in: fall of USSR result of not speaking to people effectively, teleprompters not having been invented yet
Obama to America: "Mumbai is awesome! Wish you were here. Wire money"
Obama's final appeal to voters: Have the courage and integrity to rubber stamp my rubber stamps!
Obama distances from himself in Charlottesville to woo Virginia voters
Juan Williams hired by Fox News to represent liberals; show titled You've seen Juan, you've seen 'em all
Google expands maps and street views to include Google Colonoscopy: zero in on target and get detailed view with few clicks of mouse. New program supported by several gov't agencies, most notably IRS
New polling indicates American voters no longer want change, they just want their money back
Democrats launch "Take Our Jobs" campaign as only seven Americans agreed to vote for them
Obama ends war, blames Iraq car explosions on faulty non-union manufactured spare parts
Democrats pull troops out of Iraq to fight the 'real war' on Christine O' Donnell
In effort to appeal to NOW feminists, Christine O'Donnell changes name to Rosie, gains 400lbs
Obama goes to church, worships self
Study: Obama's threat to butn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties
Imam Rauf finds a peaceful solution: 'Move Ground Zero a few blocks away from the mosque and no one gets hurt'
New Yorkers to Rauf: 'move mosque to Mecca; Ground Zero at location can be arranged'
Modernizing Islam: New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet
General Petraeus: non-halal meals, uncovered female Americans endanger U.S. troops
U.S. forces in Afghanistan brace for backlash after President's message on Rosh Hashana and Yom Kipur
Cardboard cutouts used to fill empty seats for Obama's appearance as Obama takes credit for creating jobs in cardboard-cutout sector
Taliban commanders warn that a plan to build Ground Zero mosque could provoke violence against their troops and operatives overseas
MSNBC suggests Florida church burn Bible instead of Koran; fewer pages mean smaller carbon footprint
New York Neighbors for American Values offer to voluntarily behead themselves to prove tolerance to Muslims; rabbi Arthur Waskow offers to self-incinerate in oven instead
The U.N. posthumously awards all French military personal that served during May of 1940 a medal for Courageous Restraint
White House revises policy to announce when President is at work instead of announcing when he is going on vacation
Seattle: sonic booms of fighter jets shatter glass, stimulate economy
Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs
White House: Spanish vacation saved or created 3,427 jobs
Pelosi issues recall of House, citing electoral safety concerns
Obama's lack of cojones a bold-face lie: proof
Elton John Working On Anti-Obama Musical
Congress ceases Pentagon spending, outsources armed forces to China
Shirley Sherrod accepts apology, gets new gov't job in End of Life Counseling
On first visit as Britain's PM, David Cameron chooses a communist state, seeks détente
Report: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future
GOP challengers promise post-racial presidency after 2012
Doctors: Glenn Beck's worsening eyesight and inability to focus give hope he may yet join other media and follow Obama
Parachuting donkey lands into Vice President's desk, continues business as usual
Obama calls on radical groups to comply with rules for radicals
NAACP condemns racism within al Qaeda: 'We don't have a problem with radicals, we have an issue with their acceptance of white Arab supremacists into their organizations'
Obama denies al-Qaeda stimulus money, redirects funds to 'less racist' man-made disaster management organizations
In view of lasting heat wave, all weather forecasts are temporarily replaced with 'An Inconvenient Truth' infomercials
NAACP strongly denounces The New Black Panthers
Caught in another hateful rant, Mel Gibson apologizes to representatives of hurt communities: Russian mail-order bride community, silicone breast-implant community, slutty clothes designer community, Vegas whore community, rapist community, and personally to Al Sharpton
Europe: Oracle Octopus predicts World Cup winner;
USA: Oracle Dodo predicts economic growth
Today's box office: LeBron knixes New York in a suspense thriller The Field of Nightmares (Tax Them and They Won't Come)
In a last-ditch effort to get popular with Americans, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan reveals she's a Russian spy, photoshops her face on Anna Chapman's nude photos, wins by a landslide
Portland Tribune to receive Pulitzer Prize for best investigative non-reporting of Al Gore's sexual public service blooper
War on Arizona turns to quagmire; Obama sets timetable on American withdrawal by 2011
MSNBC: Obama's firing McChrystal a positive move to bring long-awaited improvement in oil-spill-affected news coverage
Harry Reid changes name to John F Kennedy in last ditch effort to win re-election
White House spokesman Gibbs clarifies why President's answers to nation's problems seem surreal, bizarre and inappropriate, by comparing reporter's question to a purple polka-dotted people-eater riding a tricycle
Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium
President taps Pay Czar for BP payouts to victims: Unions order freighter of champagne
EPA: New climate bill will cost less than a postage stamp a day to those still able to afford a postage stamp
Helen Thomas Gets "Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award"
Puzzled media: Apparently, Al Gore is pro-drill
Gay Pride parade in Gaza cancels inclusion of Israeli group
Obama blames Bush for screwing up his 'Don't Make Excuses' grad speech in Kalamazoo, Michigan
Helen Thomas to leave US for ancestral Lebanon to no longer be occupier of La Raza's Land
Following phrase scheduled to appear on every Sunday morning news show: 'What Helen actually ment to say was...'
Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
Obama's Deficit Reduction Commission operating in the red
Al Gore: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears
Democrats introduce bill regulating who can be a politician
BP hires Gaza flotilla peace activists to beat oil back into hole
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