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'Beat The Imperialist Enemy' Toy and Educational Aid

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Teach your child about fighting for the Common Good™
and other progressive values with this educational

BEAT THE IMPERIALIST ENEMY TOY

- Modeled after the beating of Zionist occupiers by peace activists of the Gaza flotilla



- Lovingly handcrafted by reformed prisoners of the re-education camp #186, the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea
- Winner of the prestigious Hammer and Popsicle Award For The Advancement of Prepubescent Justice (now in Clipart gallery)

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Boost your child's imagination with additional replacement figures:

- Zionist occupier/collaborator
- Tea Party goer
- Generic capitalist exploiter
- Fox News broadcaster
- Sarah Palin

Replacements sold separately. Prolonged play may cause wear and tear.

Let your child create thematic beatings for the Common Good™ based on the current news cycle, with additional color balls that represent Hope and Change, a progressive labor union, or a People's Democracy of their choice.

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Everybody sing-a-long!

If I had a hammer, I'd-a hammer in the mornin'
and I'd-a hammer in the evenin'
and I'd-a hammer a few class enemies!


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Me thinks Ivan has something there. Capitalist Pigs and Zionist Aggressors need a song to hear while being beaten re-educated.
Does this have a Boat for the Zionist Aggressors to attack complete with Freedom Loving Palestinians from other countries to attack and beat back the Zionist with fierce shouts and songs of Victory over Zionist oppressors when they have been driven from the Ancient lands?
(Actually I think the rent was due but who knows?)
[Khaibar is the name of last Jewish village defeated by Muhammad's army and it marked the end of Jewish presence in Arabia in 628.]

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Great toy Red Square. We need more toys like this. Our Children will live and fulfill the Socialist dream and they need all the proper educational tools they can get.

Maybe replacement figures for the beaters?

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I was thinking like Nansky, the Reidster, etc.

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What a Great Gift Idea for the children who are unable to attend Thought Camp this summer!

May it be as popular as the console game "Whack-A-Running-Dog-Lackey-Of-The-Imperialist-Conspiracy-Against-Peace-And-Justice"!

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A scene similar to the one re-enacted by the toy above almost happened in this video, but was stopped by the imperialist Los Angeles Police.



In the midst of an angry mob of thousands of Muslim and far-leftist, anti-Israel demonstrators, a sole, brave, Jewish high-school student shows-up to counter what he perceived as a Muslim blood-libel against the reputation of the Jewish state of Israel.

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Unbelievable. That hate filled young man came to break up that peaceful demonstration! For shame. It's a good thing those police officers were there to protect the demonstrators. Who knows what he may have done with that steel pole and flag he was carrying.

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WE CON THE WORLD

by Peace Activists and the Hamas.

Mandatory viewing!


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Red Square wrote:

WE CON THE WORLD

by Peace Activists and the Hamas.

Mandatory viewing!

Damn, komrade. You beat (literally) me to it.

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I am of such excitement that I can barely wait til Christmas Winter Solstice celebratories! What a delightful, useful gift for little kiddies and bigger kiddies alike.

OH! THAT TUNE IS SO CATCHY!! I have a tear, flooding down my tear stained face! If only we had Amerikan Bandstanders!

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Those peace activists are amateurs. Perhaps we should send Pinkie to Gaza with a boat load of humanitarian shovels to teach them how to do it right.

If I could get this damn ice axe unstuck I'd go with her.

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It has been posted elsewhere, but this Current Truth needs to be disseminated as widely as possible.


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I was thinking of an ABC logo ball for beating BP oil execs. I've been inspired by Diane Sawyer. Every evening on ABC World News, when she isn't blowing slobbery big dog kisses to Obama, she's leading viewers on a nightly two-minute hate of British Petroleum and its CEO Tony Hayward.

I'd also like to see a toy that lets me catapult shoes at an effigy of George Bush, sort of like the old toy where you threw beanbags at a cutout of a clown.

Finally, I'd like to revamp "Hungry Hungry Hippos" and turn it into welfare queens trying to sign up for as many entitlements as possible before the Republicans take them away. It wouldn't take much, just changing the name on the box.

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When not beating the evil Zionists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p--EiW ... r_embedded

Narrated by Trace Beaulieu (Dr. Clayton Forrester & Crow T. Robot)

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Those peace activists are amateurs. Perhaps we should send Pinkie to Gaza with a boat load of humanitarian shovels to teach them how to do it right.

If I could get this damn ice axe unstuck I'd go with her.
I've read that Hamas is refusing to allow any aid in that goes through Israeli ports. That means we'll need a better blockade runner to get Pinkie through. Maybe Kim Jong Il can loan her a mini sub. That is if he's not using them all to attack South Korean warships...

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Now hold on one Progressive minute Col. That North Korean torpedo was just peacefully sailing through international waters when that warmongering South Korean gunboat deliberately rammed it. I think North Korea should sue the South in the International Court for damages inflicted on their torpedo of peace.

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I think sending Pinkie is a gloriously grand idea. She could even bring some peaceful, humanitarian shovels with her, and 'show' these peace activist (snicker snicker) how to use them.
And wasn't Helen grand! I do hate that she attempted to retract her rhetoric and say what she didn't say, was what she did say, but she's getting is very, very old. I'm always surprised when she gets 2 crooked words together. . . I think hating Bush was is the only thing keeping her alive.


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Most equal version, BDC! Even better than the original in some ways!

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Gratitude to the State and the Glorious Collective, Comrade Red Square.

Indeed, the Helen Thomas Edition toy is superior in that it takes 57 years for the damn thing to stop working and it's also a national treasure.

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I am liking of Progressive games where the womens get to do the beatings.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Now hold on one Progressive minute Col. That North Korean torpedo was just peacefully sailing through international waters when that warmongering South Korean gunboat deliberately rammed it. I think North Korea should sue the South in the International Court for damages inflicted on their torpedo of peace.

Of course. Torpedo of Peace(TM). How could I have missed it? Just like the Blade o' Peace(TM) the Peace Activists(TM) carry, or the Peaceful Rioting(TM) that our progressive comrades in solidarity practice in Greece.

Party Members,

This is a simple case of misunderstanding. The peaceful and always peace loving muslims of the Islamic faith have assured me that these are not pipes, sticks or bats used to pummel the Zionist pigs but rather Mohammad Motivational Re-education Devices endorsed by the Quran to help people understand the plight of the peaceful inhabitants of Gaza and their protectors Hamas. I am sure this will all be sorted out with the opening round of WWIII when the Zionist pigs deliver the ultimate bitch slap with a fully endorsed and party sanctioned hail mary through the Saudi air corridor to deliver an especially sunny day to our glorious comrades in Iran. I have pre-ordered my party issued 3D glasses for viewing pleasure.

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Comrade che.mao.joe said;[highlight=#ffff99]"to deliver an especially sunny day to our glorious comrades in Iran."[/highlight]

Is that "Sunny Day" as in:

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Comrades,

it is very seditious how the right wingers want to use this oil leak to hurt Papa Obama.
The Central Committee on Oil relations has come up with an idea

Papa Obama should focus on the positive with the oil leak. Compared to the US debt it is not that bad. The rate of the flow of oil is less than the rate of our US Debt.

At 50, 000 barrels/day times 365 days that would equal 18,250,000 barrels/year.

At that rate, 13 trillion dollars (US Debt) divided by 18,250,000 it would take 712,328 years before the oil leak reached the amount of debt for just this year.


We demand the MSM begins to print this truth. See comrades the leak is not that bad when put into progressive perspective.


 
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