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Socialized Healthcare: No Drugs For The Useless!
By Groupthink
11/26/2005, 12:34 pm


A foreign report from Dr. Fuku, on assignment in Europe


Voice of progress: kill the health care hogs!

"Kill the health care hogs!" is the progressive message we hear increasingly from the more socially advanced comrades in Europe. How many times have you stood in line at the pharmacy behind an ancient decrepit walking dead? Inevitably, they order dozens of medications and then pay almost nothing as our Mother State picks up the tab! How is one to deal with these selfish broken-down useless monsters as they suck the economic lifeblood from our Cities?

As usual, the Europeans have been leading the way. We all know how successful their previous bold moves in socialized health care have been.

~


In a true socialist society, a death of one elderly parasite is a palpable gain for the entire community.

"I like a good medicinal tonic now and then, but these oldies are out of control!"

"Medicine is like a fine wine, to be had by few and only on special occasions."

"I sleep with one eye open, else I get mercy killed by me son-in-law."
Not long ago the British Government took on a Health Care Hog who wanted to live on a feeding tube ON THE STATE'S DIME! This horrendous man, the so-called English Patient, sued to ensure that he will not be forced to endure death by dehydration when his paralysis kicks in. The socialist system must and will crush him like a bug for the sake of the common good! Indeed, if everyone in England gets a feeding tube, there won't be enough money for social equality programs and global warming studies!

Every day our British comrades see the useless amongst them demanding increasingly more than their share! The so-called "Alzheimer's patients" selfishly take expensive medications to delay the inevitable! Someone should tell these people that they have an INCURABLE illness. And in five minutes when they forget what they were told, we should tell them AGAIN! The Britons are screaming, "No drugs for the useless!" One could not be more envious! It is a historical necessity that such progressive collectivist ethics should also triumph over the backward individualism that still lingers the United States.

The most progress has been achieved, of course, by the French. We all applauded when the French said NON to the human leeches with too many decades against them, as forthright citizens deserted the elderly for August vacation leaving the prunes to wither and die! In a zero-sum game that is socialist society, a death of one elderly parasite is a palpable gain for the entire community. I am so proud of our European colleagues! Not since the French distributed AIDS tainted blood to avoid the excess cost of a screening test produced by American capitalists have I seen such forward thinking!

The main question of the day is, can Americans afford NOT to adopt socialized healthcare? Everyone knows that the individual will never take the necessary steps; it is up to the State to do it for us. In a vital decision like this, do we really need to depend on the vote of emotionally underdeveloped conservative segments? Those incapable or unwilling to acknowledge the moral superiority and the ethical progress of the more socially advanced Europeans, do not deserve a right to vote. Voting rights shall be taken away from them, as well as their medicine. One cannot expect a society to prolong the lives of its useless, degraded elements at its own peril.


 
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By Yuf N. Asia
11/26/2005, 3:41 pm


Our Progressive brothers and sisters in Eurabia are
eliminating their own and replacing themselves with the
Glorious jihadofascists who will bring the revolutionary destruction of evil
white man Judeo-Christian explotation and civilized living!

And they are at last only one step away from reaching the true progressive ends
- recycling the parts for the greater good of hollywood actors looks.

Billary in '08 will bring this Progressivism to the UsSA!
 
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By European Socialist
11/26/2005, 4:11 pm


Look at http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=391

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By Silence Dogood
11/26/2005, 8:03 pm


Hello My Good Friends,

What a refreshing read. You know, there are so many people in todays society that are taking up precious recourses, and not giving back to the common good. Retards, parapalegics, the comatose, amputees, and lets not forget those with a cleft palete. (lets face it, they uglify the planet [pun intended]) We really should have patrols that go out and seek out these miserable parasites, and exterminate them. Perhaps for those who reach a certain age and consume too much medical attention and medicine, early termination. Last month I turned 77 years old, and I really...........what............who are you people? Extermination? What? OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOO


SQUAD 443887: THIS IS SQUAD 443887, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ONE Silence Dogood HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. PLEASE TERMINATE HER FROM THE COMMUNITY ROLLS. OUT

HQ: Copy Squad 443887, Termination complete of one Silence Doogood. Please head over to 15st SW building number 2706, Apt A, and locate one......(fade to black)
 
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By GORKY!
11/26/2005, 10:46 pm


I can do no more than to quote from Chairman Mao, Selected Works, Vol. 3; "To Serve the People":

"To die for the people is heavier than Mount Tai, but to work for the fascists and die for the exploiters and oppressors is lighter than a feather."
 
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By Chairman Meow
11/26/2005, 11:01 pm


Comrades,

I am ashamed, it was I who called the Med-stopo on Miss Dogood, AND I WILL DO IT ALL TO YOU TOO IF YOUR 65 AND OVER!! Put the TV Guide down and get back to work you pharmaceutical free-rider junkies!!

Praise the European socialist intellectuals and their glorious committments to progress!!!
 
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By Leonid Fuku
11/27/2005, 1:49 pm


Chairman Meow wrote
Comrades,

I am ashamed, it was I who called the Med-stopo on Miss Dogood, AND I WILL DO IT ALL TO YOU TOO IF YOUR 65 AND OVER!! Put the TV Guide down and get back to work you pharmaceutical free-rider junkies!!

Praise the European socialist intellectuals and their glorious committments to progress!!!


The Global Front for Healthcare FROWNS upon the use of the old term "Medstopo."  We prefer current terms like "Managed Care" or "Medical Gatekeeper."  Please refrain from use of inflamatory phrases like the outmoded and loaded term mentioned above, or the equally unfair label "liberal."  All for one and one form of healthcare for all!
 
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By Premier Betty
11/27/2005, 9:17 pm


The best way to solve this problem is to stop the research of medicine. Without it, those leeches won't have anything to complain about.
 
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By MainVillageHealthClinic
11/27/2005, 10:25 pm


Comrades!

The only medicine the proletariat requires is that of an extended work day
- in one of the many State work camps.

All good proletariat surive!
Those who do not - are reactionary agitators and must perish!

Suvival of the fittest is the Progressive law of Revolutionary Evolution!

(Billary in '0Cool

Main Chief of the Central Great Organ of Health and Progressive Teaching
 
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By EXCELLENT POINT
11/29/2005, 9:47 am


Kommissar Betty wrote
The best way to solve this problem is to stop the research of medicine. Without it, those leeches won't have anything to complain about.


Ah Comrade,

This has already begun.  The attacks on the pharmaceutical companies are bearing fruit!  The evil Merck is down and almost out thanks to the purposefully engineered useless killer drug "Vioxx."  Other companies are too scared to make these newfangled ripoff medicines.  Our flagship paper the NEW YORK TIMES crows about our victory!  You can read a nice summary here:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=33578
 
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By ismael
11/29/2005, 12:40 pm


Hey! In France, we prefer our young rioters, who are the future of our nation, to some old parasites, who could even vote for the right-conservative-reactionnaries.

Long live to the Socialist welfare State!
 
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By Avid Hunter
12/8/2005, 2:45 pm


You know, old people are clogging up the works.  Just look at how old these people can get nowadays:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/08/D8EC84700.html

Quote
U.S. Life Expectancy Hits All-Time High
By MIKE STOBBE
Associated Press Writer
Dec 08 1:57 PM US/Eastern

ATLANTA - U.S. life expectancy has hit another all-time high -- 77.6 years -- and deaths from heart disease, cancer and stroke continue to drop, the government reported Thursday.


All these oldies are gonna take our dough and use too much medicine!  I say OPEN THE SEASON ON HUNTING OLDIES!  We do it with bears and deers and the likes!  Why can't I hunt a 77.6 year old no-toother?
 
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By Guest
12/14/2005, 9:10 am


Comrades,
We must take this a step farther. We must ensure that people can not get their hands on the most damning examples of a free market economy. We must prevent the people from getting their hands of less expensive medication from Canada and India. Even though these medications are made by the giants like Pfizer and Upjohn they are not good for the people. They must purchase overpriced American medications for the good of the globe, because these higher prices in America permit these evil corporations to sell to foreign countries for less money. It is part of America's penance to foot at least part of the medical needs of the world's proletarians!!!!!

Che Baabaabooie


P.S. Our assassination attempt of Maragret Thatcher was a failure. We must destroy the one who put an end to Britain's most noble state run businesses!!!!
 
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By Red Dawn
6/10/2009, 7:09 pm


Fear not comrads, all the lower priced alternatives will be stopped by his O-lynes's Omnipotent Drug Czar! No unauthorized pharmasuticals stand a chance! And with Mr. Napolitano guarding the border no smuggler stands a chance!

I am all for the implementation of the fiery ritual of carousel!
Perhaps you will be renewed!

The only medicine we need is the Peoples Vodka!!!!
 
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By Genosse Pieck
6/10/2009, 7:27 pm


Comrades, perhaps we should introduce mandatory retirement at 65. These elderly comrades have worked all their lives for The Greater Good. Should we not at least be humane with them and turn them into necro-voters on their 65th birthday? They deserve it!
 
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By Terry_Jim
6/10/2009, 8:42 pm


We have bold progressive German doctors to thank, for inventing the term
"Medical Gatekeeper".

At Rehabilitation centers like Auschwitz, these Men of Medicine,
met the guests right at the gate to prescribe treatment.

Those with  "useless lives" were treated to
  er, 'medicine', and given some useful task to do,
like 'medical test subject' or 'lampshade'.

Those with "useful lives" shared their labor with the people.

Nowadays, thoughtful heroic Doctors can decide the usefulness of patients before they are even born. They are so efficient at this, that in the United States alone, 49,500,000 useless ones since 1973 have been made useful in the cosmetic and  bioresearch industries, and by providing a profit for the kindly Medical Gatekeepers and eugenisists at Planned Parenthood.

A compassionate State must remove the useless eaters, so the rest can thrive,
just like a sick appendix should be removed after a 1 year wait to see a primary care gatekeeper, and a 2 year wait to see a surgeon.

  This ObamaCare will be sooooo good, because only Doctors can know what is good for us, and then only if they recieve  guidance  from the compassionate State.

BTW 49,500,000 = 8.25 Holocausts(whatever that is)
 
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By Genosse Pieck
6/10/2009, 10:58 pm


Holocaust? Never heard of it. Buchenwald was a run down theme park, when western undercover masons infiltrated in the 1960's to build the grotesque looking monuments to give the DDR a bad name. Ernst Thaelmann was not murdered there either. He fled to the US to start the ACLU.

However, we could coin a new term for the selfless acts committed by these visionary doctors you are referring to: to mengele, i.e. My father was mengeled today! Or: "My daughter is going Planned Parenthood to get her baby mengeled! This is not to be confused with the term 'mangled', as the latter is inhumane.
 
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By comrade mackeral snapper
6/11/2009, 3:49 am


The future is now, comrades! Here in the People's Republik of Kalifornia socialized medicine is a dream realized! Here is your bus pass, comrade. Please, do not bleed or cough on the other passengers. Once you arrive at the world-class and cutting-edge Cesar Chavez Clinic please have your state issued ID and health care rationing card prepared. Of course, if you are a newly arrived pre-citizen, then formalities such as a picture ID are unnecessary. If you do not stay in an orderly line, you will be asked to leave. Please, do not be culturally insensitive by asking about the appropriateness of the goat tied up in the corner or the straw on the floor. We find straw to be much more absorbent than saw dust and much more cost effective. Speaking of cost effectiveness, we will need to find a cheaper way to stop that bleeding. There we are! All healed. The wonder of modern medicine in the Post Modern age, amazing isn’t it? Now, here is your shovel get back to the field!
 
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By Colonel 7.62
6/11/2009, 10:55 am


I do have to say one good thing about a clinic in SoCal.  (Now mind you I work, so I didn't feel bad about using a public clinic for once in my adult life when I was between jobs and had a horrible tooth infection) they did get me in fairly quick and handled the problem in a professional and reasonable manner.  I only wish I would have been allowed to purchase laughing gas, but they would not allow that (the joys of socialized medicine, everyone is equal, and you get no perks, even if you can pay) but the tooth came out and I got the drugs I needed afterwords.

Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't.  I still want choices, which the Obama doesn't want us to have it seems.
 
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By comrade mackeral snapper
6/11/2009, 4:13 pm


Health care in this country is expensive. There are things that should be done to bring costs down, though none of these are panaceas, some examples are: tort reform, medical malpractice insurance caps and income tax credits for middle income purchasers of private insurance plans. It's unfortunate that illegal aliens that break our immigration laws as well as the chronically unemployed (and more unfortunately, their children) do not have access to the standard of care of those working full time and paying a premium every month. I want a Jaguar. So what? This is not the appropriate role of government in the life of the individual in a Republic. There is no health care crisis. It's fantasy. The assumption of those that think it is the responsibility of government to provide them health care is infantile. In California, no one is denied health care. There is already MediCal and numerous other programs. No one is turned away. Free heath care for everyone including nationals from other countries that break our immigration laws (Mexico does not extend that courtesy to Salvadorans entering their county illegally); no one falls through the cracks. Federally mandated universal health insurance is redundant and completely unnecessary. It is, in fact, an enormous power grab by technocrats, lawyers and career politicians at the expense of our individual liberty. For Alynski-ites like Hillary Clinton this kind of power over life and death is a mouth-watering prospect. It is a perfect avenue by which they, the chosen, may mete out social justice as it was prophesied back when they were smoking drugs and burning flags back in Berkeley. Onward, comrades, on the road to serfdom!
 
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By Colonel 7.62
6/11/2009, 4:17 pm


I don't live in Cali anymore, but given the amount of payroll taxes I was paying for stuff, I didn't feel bad at all for visiting the clinic.  I was the only english speaker in that building the day I went in for an appointment, and there were cars with mexican license plates in the parking lot.  Disturbing.

I agree, there is reform that could be done, but this artificial cry of "crisis" with the answer of "government will save you" is wrong.
 
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By Leninka
6/12/2009, 1:17 am


Groupthink wrote
One cannot expect a society to prolong the lives of its useless, degraded elements at its own peril.


We have vays to make you die, and then again you will be useful.


 
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By Kommissar Suck Bunny
6/12/2009, 8:33 am


Ah yes Comrades, Socialized Medicine will be another of our Dear Leader Obama's "Great Equalizers"!  Just think of it....

Minorities and women shall receive preferential access to limited health care resources - white males need not apply (there are too many as it is)!

Did you have a heart attack due (possibly) to your "over-consumption" of environmentally unfriendly agricultural products like real dairy or beef?  No treatment for you, oh pillager of Mother Gaia!

Are you a loyal party supporter and devotee of the Dear Leader?  Move to the head of the line Comrade!

Yes, great things await the party faithful!

P.S. Of course, I hope that irritable rabbit toilet technicians are among the most privileged groups.
 
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By comrade mackeral snapper
6/12/2009, 10:14 am


Quote

Minorities and women shall receive preferential access to limited health care resources - white males need not apply (there are too many as it is)!

In the Central Valley, California, as a white, male, heterosexual, that is to say--racist, sexist, homophobe, any trip to the clinic is already met with sneers and an incredulous atttitude. It's as if it's like, "What are you doing here? Your're white! This isn't for you! What are you trying to pull? You reached your social services quota at birth." The attitude is very palpable. I could be paranoid, but I don't think so. Our clinic is, of course, really named (like the library, new high-school, ECT) after Cesar Chavez and you are made to feel unwelcome.
 
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By Comrade_Tovarich
6/13/2009, 11:40 pm


Comrades,

The Chinese cull their convict population at $0.13 per round (probably not inflation/deflation/manipulation-adjusted), which is billed to the family. It is only fair for their selfishness in producing more consumers, but it doesn't create a supply of organs to strengthen the state. And as every prog knows the State always needs new organs.

Once all guns have been registered then confiscated, it's nice to know they won't be allowed to rust away from lack of use or maintenance.
 
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By Commissar Theocritus
6/14/2009, 10:15 pm


Mackerel Snapper wrote
Our clinic is, of course, really named (like the library, new high-school, ECT) after Cesar Chavez and you are made to feel unwelcome

Of course you are. You're a producer, MS, you're a producer. Just be very happy that there aren't people picketing your house when you use your own key to get into it.
 
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By DDR Kamerad
6/15/2009, 2:58 pm


I waxed very nostalgic to see The Mime™ throwing in his two cents.

Ahh, I miss Tovarich Mikael...

BTW, his complexion is not due to makeup.  It is a side-effect of the People's Medicine™.
 
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By Colonel 7.62
6/15/2009, 5:50 pm


Comrade_Tovarich wrote
Comrades,

The Chinese cull their convict population at $0.13 per round (probably not inflation/deflation/manipulation-adjusted), which is billed to the family. It is only fair for their selfishness in producing more consumers, but it doesn't create a supply of organs to strengthen the state. And as every prog knows the State always needs new organs.

Once all guns have been registered then confiscated, it's nice to know they won't be allowed to rust away from lack of use or maintenance.


Actually given the price of what chinese ammo is selling for in Canada (where it can be imported) 13 cents seems about right, mebbe even a bit high.  Of course the time of the soldier should be factored into the cost, as well as the wear and tear on his rifle.
 
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By Comrade_Tovarich
6/16/2009, 12:26 am


Comrade Colonel 7.62,

True. I do not know what firearm the Chinese use for non-Party expired worker organ (or, more recently, convicted-of-corruption-former-Party-organ) harvesting. I'm assuming the popular SKS, which gets exported just like expired convicts' organs.
 
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By Comrade_Tovarich
6/16/2009, 12:29 am


Comrades,

I am not a Baby Boomer, but for those who supported The One and the steamroller of national health, I have a sneaking suspicion that in another 10-15 years when they're in their government retirement communities staffed by some of the people--all serious stoners--I knew years back who worked in those places, they'll hear in their ears (from the brain, thus obviating hearing loss) and feel in their frail (and possibly unwashed and, even sadder, abused bodies) the following:


 
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By Colonel 7.62
6/16/2009, 1:45 am


Comrade_Tovarich wrote
Comrade Colonel 7.62,

True. I do not know what firearm the Chinese use for non-Party expired worker organ (or, more recently, convicted-of-corruption-former-Party-organ) harvesting. I'm assuming the popular SKS, which gets exported just like expired convicts' organs.


More likely the AK-47 or variant.  They exported a lot of their SKS' for money as they were obsolete, and then even started making brand new ones to keep up with the demand.
 
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By sovietskayakaputnik
7/27/2009, 2:57 pm


A  Television commercial in the NOT-SO-DISTANT future.

PAN TO A MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY IN THEIR LIVING ROOM...SOME ARE WATCHING TV AND SOME CHILDREN OR PLAYING.
THEN...PAN TO A PICTURE OF A SMILING OLD WOMAN SITTING IN A ROCKING CHAIR KNITTING.

DIALOGUE:
"OBAMA CARE" is quickly written across the screen and then fades away.
Narrator: Look at this scene. Almost idyllic isn't it. Mom and Dad and the children in
              their own home made possible by "Obama Loans"
PAN TO GRANDMA
Narrator: Then there is Grandma. Look at her. She seems happy because she is
              smiling at the kids. You, however, know better. You know her condition.
              She is 69 years. She has a mild case of Adult Onslaught Diabetes.
              . She has a cataract in one eye. She has a touch of arthiritus.
              She walks with a cane. She also has gas. Constantly with the gas.
PAN TO GRANDMA'S HANDS....SOME FINGERS ARE GNARLED WITH ARTHIRITUS  
              BUT SHE CONTINUES TO KNIT AND ROCK.  AS SHE ROCKS, AS IF THE
              FAMILY  HEARD THE NARRATOR, THE CAMERA NOW SHOWS THEIR
              INDIVIDUAL FACES LOOKING TOWARD GRANDMA.
Narrator: Look at her. She is secretly suffering. YOu know she is. That smile is just
              a brave facade. SHe can barely hear you when you talk to her. She is
              more like a pet than a real person. You cannot bring her anywhere
              because she embarrasses you and the kids. She talks loud. She tallks
              about things that no one can relate to....like freedom, and patriotism,
              and she tells stories about when she could walk all over town and not be
              afraid of being attacked or mugged anywhere.
CAMERA PANS TO THE WHOLE FAMILY STOPPING WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND
STARING AT GRANDMA...WHO STOPS ROCKING AND LOOKS BACK IN BEWILDERMENT AND SAYS..."what? Did I pass gas again???
Narrator: Look at her. Remember your beloved pet dog Skippy..Well,..when Skippy
              got old like Grandma and could hardly walk or chew....you brought him
              to the Vet and  had him put to sleep and put out of his misery. If you
             cared that much for Skippy....could you not do the same for Grandma
              and let her rest in peace??
NOW THE CAMERA SHOWS THE FRONT OF A NEW HOSPITAL-LIKE BUILDING WITH SOMEONE PUSHING AN OLD MAN  IN A WHEEL CHAIR THROUGH THE GLASS DOORS. SOME PRETTY YOUNG NURSES GREET THE OLD MAN LIKE A ROCK STAR.
Narrator:Bring Grandma to The Happy Kenyan Medical Facility. It is really a nice,
             upscale Euthanasia home. Bring her in and tell her her doctor has moved
             his office to this building. They will treat her just as  a waiting room in a
             real doctor's office They will let her sit for about an hour. There will other
             old people there waiting for their "doctor appointment" and a bunch of
             actors posing as nurses and patients.
              Finally her name will be called and she will be rolled in a wheel chair into
              am exam room. She will set there reading a magazine and then the gas
              fills the room. In no time...Grandma is relieved from her suffering.
CAMERA SHOWS AN OLD WOMAN SLUMPED OVER IN A WHEEL CHAIR IN A SMALL ROOM.
Narrator: Don't worry...it is quick and painless. She has gone to her reward. AND
              If you decide to free Grandma at the Happy Kenyan, Dear Leader Obama
              will give your family a check for 2000 dollars and a free trip to Vegas for
              5 days and 4 nights.
CAMERA PANS TO SMILING FAMILY STILL LOOKING AT GRANDMA. GRANDMA LOOKS SCARED AND WORRIED.
               Act Today. Free Grandma and help yourself at the same time.
ACROSS THE SCREEN THE WORDS....'OBAMA'S HEALTHCARE AND YOU'....ARE SCROLLED ALONG WITH A PHONE NUMBER.
Narrator: Obama-Care...call us and see what we can do for you...and Grandma.
 
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By Commissar Theocritus
7/27/2009, 11:58 pm


Yes, if you're not a healthy prole capable of spending 12 hours a day at the shovel-ready projects, it's only patriotic that you check out to make room for others.

Comrades! Are your neighbors sheltering the old, the sick, the inform? Inform on them today!
 
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By Rosie the Red
7/28/2009, 12:39 am


I propose we research further (past the elderly) and determine what is best for those who cannot contribute to society. For where is happiness if you cannot contribute to the common good? Out of compassion, I will consult my magic eight ball, but in the meantime, I quote the great Josef Stalin  “Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.”
Let us reflect on this

 
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By Commissar Theocritus
7/28/2009, 2:42 pm


"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." Since I'm a MadProg, I can blithely ignore the idiocy of that statement, or at least the attempt to coerce by making people take sides. And therefore if you're not contributing, you are not needed.

Just like, oh, sorry, Rosie the Red. You got there first.

Since I just solved the problem we can logically say that you are not part of the solution.

Submit yourself to Jiffi-Lobo instanter.
 
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By Rosie the Red
7/28/2009, 5:55 pm


Well put Commissar Theo!
Not only will this reduce the strain on our universal healthcare, but balance the environment!
I wish to also quote the greatly treasured
Georgia Guidestones: For this topic, I wish to reference numbers 1, 2, 8, and 10.


1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
10.Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature  


REF:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones


 
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By Commissar Theocritus
7/29/2009, 12:03 am


What a wonderful idea. The population should be limited to the chablis-and-brie set and those who are needed to tend to them. All those messy other people can just go away. Let's have the Alphas and the Deltas only.

If we only have the bien pensant, the chablis-and-brie set, then we won't be bothered with all those nasty other people, the red-staters, the people who actually do things, like fix things and pay most of the taxes. And who are just so, well, I'm in camera here, uncouth.

Let's perfect plumbing and automobiles and all those messy little quotidian things and just get rid of people who just aren't our style.

I'm sure that Henry Louis Gates would understand just what I'm talking about.
 
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By one ping only
7/29/2009, 9:10 pm


comrade mackeral snapper wrote
It is, in fact, an enormous power grab by technocrats, lawyers and career politicians at the expense of our individual liberty. For Alynski-ites like Hillary Clinton this kind of power over life and death is a mouth-watering prospect. It is a perfect avenue by which they, the chosen, may mete out social justice as it was prophesied back when they were smoking drugs and burning flags back in Berkeley. Onward, comrades, on the road to serfdom!



Workers!

What have you done in my absence?  I denounce "comrade"mackeral (sic) snapper as a counterrevolutionary!

What he describes is what all true workers have been striving for all these decades of beet production.  Is not Her Grace, the many tited empress hillary at the center of all our plans?  

NOW is her time to lead the dictatorship of the proletariat and sweep away the landed classes and install the workers paradise!

Labor is the only value.  the workers must control the means of production.  workers of the world unite!  you have nothing to lose but your chains.

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By Commissar Theocritus
7/31/2009, 12:31 am


one ping only, I like the rhetoric that the workers have nothing to lose but their chains. It makes them happy as they sing, "The Internationale," while we rob them blind.

Here's a new fetching picture I found of Our Many Titted Empress:

I want that next to my Chia Obama


There are Determined Obama and Happy Obama. I do not see Progressive Obama--for a bust has no arms for inserting into other people's pockets.

I did get one and tried to move the head back to its normal position, which is staring at the ceiling, but it fell over backwards.
 
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7/31/2009, 10:26 am


Here's a new fetching picture I found of Our Many Titted Empress:

Comrade

Thank you for the new picture of her grace.  We will post it on the bulletin board so all might marvel at her magnificence and knell in silence.

now is the time!  Workers, raise your hands and sing along~ (get ready to take wallets,  Vassilly)

Stand up, all victims of oppression,
For the tyrants fear your might!
Don't cling so hard to your possessions,
For you have nothing if you have no rights!
Let racist ignorance be ended,
For respect makes the empires fall!
Freedom is merely privilege extended,
Unless enjoyed by one and all.

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7/31/2009, 2:14 pm


Ah, this brings tears to this old socialist's eyes. And poses the question, "What is the sound of one hand crapping?"
 
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7/31/2009, 4:33 pm


Commissar Theocritus wrote
Ah, this brings tears to this old socialist's eyes. And poses the question, "What is the sound of one hand crapping?"


My dear Comrade,

it is so easy to answer.  The sound of "one hand clapping" is a slap in the face.

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7/31/2009, 4:40 pm


I was thinking that the sound of one hand crapping was last heard when His O'liness hand-wrote his autobiography. Or had Bill Ayers write it for him.
 
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8/17/2009, 3:09 am


Old People™ waste so much precious oxygen.
Oxygen tanks should be outlawed.
Air must be earned.
 
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8/17/2009, 1:42 pm


I think that an air tax is a good idea. There are so many people breathing air that other people could put to better use.
 
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