Our out-of-character reporting in Pajamas Media appeared on Drudge Report and hundreds of other websites within hours:
While the Democrat-leaning media continues to scare undecided voters with bedtime stories about some mythical angry McCain supporter whom nobody has seen, here is a real district attorney's complaint documenting an unprovoked assault by an enraged Democrat against a McCain volunteer in midtown Manhattan: "Defendant grabbed the sign [informant] was holding, broke the wood stick that was attached to it, and then struck informant in informant's face thereby causing informant to sustain redness, swelling, and bruising to informant's face and further causing informant to sustain substantial pain."
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The names have been redacted out of respect for people's privacy.
The overly formal document doesn't mention this important detail: the victim was a small, quiet, middle-aged woman wearing glasses, and the attacker was a loud, angry man who went into orbit at the mere sight of McCain campaign signs.
On a Monday afternoon, September 15, 2008, three McCain volunteers were holding campaign signs and distributing leaflets on a busy corner of 51st Street and Lexington Avenue. As they were peacefully talking to each other, they were approached by a man who, in the words of the victim, provided the impression of "a rather benign, doughy-looking guy -- not a person I would have expected to assault me."
The picture she took of her fellow volunteers right before the attack
He rushed towards them, grabbed a McCain sign off a volunteer's hands, and tore it apart. That didn't seem enough.
This is how the victim describes it:
I said, "What are you doing? You can't do that!" And he was red in the face screaming, "You people are ridiculous!" And I said, "Yeah, whatever, but you can't do that."
So I reached for the sign that he ripped up, and he grabbed another sign, broke it, and ripped it to shreds. And when I said, "You can't do that," he took the stick from the sign and started beating me on the head with it. He broke the skin on my head, he scratched my wrist, and almost broke my glasses, and then he left.
I followed him down the stairs to the subway until I could get the police and I said, "You're not going to get away with it." And as soon as he saw the police he immediately went calm. He still had the stick in his hand, and you could see the injury on my face, and he admitted it. He was arrested. He actually said, "I don't know why I did this. It's just those signs, and this election, it has me so upset."
Some people are losing control, and it's not the people on the right. Never have I seen that behavior with any of the people on my side of the fence. ... It's just not our way. Look at us, most of us have never been protesters. ... Do I feel that the left is aggressive and potentially violent? Yes, because we've all seen it. I certainly have ... firsthand!
A more detailed account of this story can be found on this blog, as well as in an interview she gave to a reporter from France 24 TV station.
The attacker: shielding his face from the camera while talking to the police
To avoid complications until the matter is settled in the court of law, we substituted the man's face with the Obama emblem(Where's his Messiah now?)
What came over him? Probably a hangover after that MSNBC election coverage. He might as well have continued living a benign life if the one-sided media election coverage and the Democratic Party's scorched-earth propaganda strategy hadn't turned this New Yorker into an enraged, quixotic attack machine slaying Republican "dragons" in the middle of a liberal city.
I suspect that if the roles were reversed and some angry Republican man had launched an unprovoked attack on a frail, bespectacled, Obama-supporting female the media would have had a field day, never letting this story off the front pages up until the election.
Will the media run with a story of an Obama supporter who went berserk at the sight of McCain signs and repeatedly struck a woman volunteer on the head with a stick?
As of this posting, the Pajamas Media article has 1,652 comments by both libs and cons, as well as by fake "independents" and "undecideds" who are smart enough to make that pretense because they figure McCain is afraid to alienate the center. But the frauds aren't smart enough to stay in character: they betray their radical leftist leanings the moment they go into delusional rants attacking things that a real centrist would never find objectionable. Let alone the fact that those who remain undecided would hardly bother posting at all because if they were to have any thoughts on this subject that would forfeit their "undecided" status. Then again, if these posers were smarter people they wouldn't be doing this at all as they wouldn't be leftists.
If I had more time it would be interesting to collect comments from various groups and analyze them for honesty, consistency, hypocrisy, or shamelessness. That would be a fascinating, eye-opening study. It should also include YouTube comments made on our related video Liberal Outrage: A Pro-McCain March In Manhattan (6,070 comments as of now). It is related because of the similar subject and also because this video was made with the footage I got from the same woman who was attacked in the story above.
Pinkie - thank you for being an alert and insightful comrade - as always. I wish your sharp shovel were at my side when I was posting it. I changed the picture and the caption accordingly. I was also considering substituting his head with the "Beat of the Week Award" but decided against it because the downtrodden would not understand the implication.
We could similarly substitute many a progressive head with the Obama logo without much of a change in meaning... Mmmm... Change....
So let's see.... the Obamaniacs tell us Obama is the new messiah, the second coming of Jesus (or was Jesus the first coming of Obama?) Let's sanity-check that claim; how many gospel stories depict Jesus's apostles beating the hell out of opponents unconvinced converts? Oh, yes, I have one right here. It's from the gospel according to Rezko, Chap 6 verse 11:
And lo, the Lord Obie travelled the countryside seeking converts and some caviar and champagne to slake his thirst. And he came upon a wretched man, a plumber by trade, who was sitting in his yard seeking not the truth. And the Lord Obie asketh of him, "Wouldst thou liketh me to raise thy dead or lower thy oceans when I become ruler of land and sea?" And the man replied, "No, but I would liketh thee not to raise my taxes so I can afford to put air in my child's football." And the Lord Obie became seethed with righteous passive-aggressive anger, and called forth the mighty many-headed multi-anused media hydra demon which cursed the wretched man and passed many a foul media gas into the air and increased global warming. And the wretched one held his nose and sputtered, "Boy you can't even ask a damn question any more around here bringing forth a whole bunch of bitter clinging journalistic nitwits." And the many-headed multi-anused media hydra demon replied, "The One must not be asked any questions that may dis' the One!" And the hydra took its many heads, having not one brain in any of them, and re-inserted them into its many anuses, and resumed its journey into oblivion. Thus sayeth the Lord Obi.
Comrade Opiate - your transmission made me spill Party-approved Putinka through my nose. And I even partially soiled the important document I was about to present to you:
The American News Project is offering $500 for 5 seconds to 5 minutes of footage of “Raging Republicans” and use an Al Jazeera video as an example.
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This is Davin Hutchins, managing producer with American News Project. According to our records, you are registered as a freelancer at http://www.americannewsproject.com (our new URL.)
ANP is working on a series between now and Nov. 4 analyzing the phenomenon of rage among McCain-Palin supporters which has surfaced in the past few weeks. Our first piece in the series will debut next week as we look at the rising tension at rallies we’ve attended, the effect of negative ads on the GOP base and John McCain’s and the RNC’s responsibility in fanning the flames.
For the other stories in this series, we need your help. Between now and Nov. 4, we want to document this rising rage nationwide at GOP rallies or anywhere else. If you have any evidence of rage, bigotry or deliberate misinformation among McCain supporters, whether at an official rally or elsewhere (local GOP groups, etc.), we need your help to video these events.
ANP producers have witnessed intimidation of Obama supporters, hate speech, racial epithets at these rallies. (TSM: Typically they will lie their way into a story and facts-be-damned) Our own reporters have been restricted by Republican operatives from speaking to supporters of John McCain or Sarah Palin.
Here’s what we’re looking for. Please look at this revealing report shot by Al Jazeera English.
Many observers, including ANP, are worried that this agitation and rage may lead to more pointed hate speech and perhaps even incitement to violence in the campaign’s last three weeks. And we would like you to help us document it.
Make sure “McCain Palin Rage” is in the subject line.
If we use your footage in our series, whether it is 5 seconds or 5 minutes, we will pay a fee of $500 and give you producers credit.
Davin Hutchins
Managing Producer, ANP
Excellent, comrades! How many people with camcorders do you think will want to earn $500 by provoking a McCain supporter to become visibly angry? Like, calling him a Nazi or spitting on them off camera first? Great strategy. Indeed, Lenin would be proud!
Negativism. This article is just blatant negativism being used by a McCain fifth column in a Rovian concerted effort to distract all of us from the Real Issues.
I am ashamed that such lies are being published here, Comrade Red Square. I am ashamed we are actually discussing a fraudulent story about a McCain supporter being "attacked" by a peaceful, tolerant progressive person. It is stories like this on TPC which incites violence, hate speech and even free speech. I am disgusted, ashamed and distracted now. I will not be able to focus on the Real Issues for the next three days after reading this very distracting article.
It doesn't compare to Cap'n Crunch's (Jodin Morey) gaping wound from the rubber bullets that he got machine gunned down with at the RNC!
I'd show you some pictures but the brutal police state stole them all and the red welt was gone 15 minutes later.
Shot in the back!
Well, actually it was maybe a glancing blow, and there was no red welt, and anyhow, it's the accusation that counts, not whether or not it actually happened!
oleg atbashian should be ashamned of himself. for not oly instilling fear in americans, for which he isn't, and start telling people about the truth. no! not a man assaulting a woman, but , a supporter of so and s. how about i start a petition to get you checked out by the ins. i am sure your paper isn't satyre. funy your from the ukrain, i hear you have ties with russia. hmmnn i will make sure everyone i know checks into your paper and your politics. this isn't journalism, its fear tactics. your not telling the truth. your a communist and we will prove it.
Here's some feedback forwarded to me from Pajamas Media ...
Wow. Just wow. Nothing like a little intimidation to get you in line. I'm surprised the child didn't wrap it up with "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"
Do children these days only write by text message on cell phones?
hmmnn i will make sure everyone i know checks into your paper and your politics. this isn't journalism, its fear tactics. your not telling the truth. your a communist and we will prove it.
(Squeals at the top of lungs) MCCARTHYISM!!! MCCARTHYISM!!!! PHONE THE ACLU!!!!
Has anyone else noticed this? Obama struts around saying how he'd like to talk to all of America's enemies friends we haven't met yet. His followers are always going on and on about how they are for peace and love and Obama's a "lightworker" that will unify the world, yada yada yada. But his followers are out here beating the crap out of their fellow citizens. Is this bizarre or what?
If I had more time it would be interesting to collect comments from various groups and analyze them for honesty, consistency, hypocrisy, or shamelessness. That would be a fascinating, eye-opening study. It should also include YouTube comments made on our related video Liberal Outrage: A Pro-McCain March In Manhattan (6,070 comments as of now). It is related because of the similar subject and also because this video was made with the footage I got from the same woman who was attacked in the story above.
Well, I had some time yesterday to analyze those comments... It's very peculiar that they can be sorted into five types similarly to the five stages of dealing with an emotional / psychiatric problem:
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
1. Denial - "It not true"
Disbelief: "The story is a lie. There is no way liberals would do this. The video is doctored. The soundtrack is doctored. The DA Complaint is a fake. McCain supporters provoked the liberals on purpose. Their signs had insulting messages that are not mentioned in the reporting. The probably wore blackface. The attacker was not a Democrat or an Obama supporter.
Typically, deniers don't recognize sarcasm or humor in the description or the captions. E.g., they don't see the implied stylistic connection between "useful intellectuals" and "useful idiots" but instead bluntly accuse the author for being anti-intellectual. This is highly ironic because the inability to recognize sarcasm is a sign of either idiocy or an absolute lack of familiarity with the opponent's frame of reference. That, in turn, is a sign of fanaticism, close-mindedness, and mental laziness - all traits of an idiot rather than an intellectual.
2. Anger - "It may be true but you f*** deserved it"
Blame the messenger: anger at the author for the audacity of showing liberals in a negative light. Blame the victim: anger at the people in the story. They had it coming! How dare they show up with McCain signs in a liberal stronghold? Why didn't they march into Harlem? They would've been killed there! (Notice the negative stereotyping of Blacks by liberals who accuse conservatives of racism: a textbook example of psychological projection).
Many commenters believed that the victims deserved the abuse for being the force of evil. (It's ironic when you realize that by evil they mean McCain). Many also said that McCain supports shouldn't be in NYC anyway. They should just crawl back to Texas, Oklahoma, or Nebraska, and stay in their little hick towns. They praised the aggressive behavior, encouraged insults, and cheered the lack of manners and class among the supposedly "cultured" New Yorkers.
Ben Smith of Politico falls into this category, having commented on the physical assault on a woman by saying "Tough being a despised minority in New York." As if adding insult to injury makes it right.
3. Bargaining - "It may be true but the other side is much worse"
This is the most wide-spread type claiming the following.
The liberal intolerance may be upsetting, but it's nothing compared to what would happen if Obama supporters were to march in a red state like Texas or Mississippi. Among the consequences mentioned were burning crosses, guns, and flying beer bottles - all of which is not true: Southern states have a strong presence of aggressive Obama supporters to an extent that some conservatives are afraid to put up McCain bumper stickers and lawn signs out of fear of damage to their property.
Flipping fingers is not as bad as killing innocent civilians in the Middle East, which is what the other side does. (Not only does this claim twist the evidence and the motives, but it also neglects the fact that war on terrorism is keeping these finger-flipping brutes safe).
Conservative marchers only got booed, but liberal marchers actually got arrested by the cops in Denver and Minneapolis. (Again, neglecting the fact that those arrested were not just peaceful marchers but militants who deliberately provoked the police by attacking them and blocking street traffic).
Flipping the finger is part of freedom of speech. (Using the Constitution and the Bill of Rights to justify intolerance and hatred).
Every side has its random lunatics. (Even though the rage in the video is not random but massive and unanimous).
4. Depression - "It's true; we're all doomed"
Reality sets in and liberals start to bemoan how terribly divisive the country has become, how polarized and hateful the both sides are, and how none of the parties can be trusted. Democrats and Republicans are the same, the media is lying to us, and the truth is unknowable. This is a stage of preparedness for acceptance.
5. Acceptance - "I know it's true because I was one of them"
This is when eyes open and liberals become disgusted with their own kind. This doesn't happen often, but a few posters admitted that they recognized the intellectual swamp of which they were part once and had no regrets about leaving it.
The American News Project is offering $500 for 5 seconds to 5 minutes of footage of “Raging Republicans” and use an Al Jazeera video as an example.
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This is Davin Hutchins, managing producer with American News Project. According to our records, you are registered as a freelancer at http://www.americannewsproject.com (our new URL.)
ANP is working on a series between now and Nov. 4 analyzing the phenomenon of rage among McCain-Palin supporters which has surfaced in the past few weeks. Our first piece in the series will debut next week as we look at the rising tension at rallies we’ve attended, the effect of negative ads on the GOP base and John McCain’s and the RNC’s responsibility in fanning the flames.
For the other stories in this series, we need your help. Between now and Nov. 4, we want to document this rising rage nationwide at GOP rallies or anywhere else. If you have any evidence of rage, bigotry or deliberate misinformation among McCain supporters, whether at an official rally or elsewhere (local GOP groups, etc.), we need your help to video these events.
Excellent, comrades! How many people with camcorders do you think will want to earn $500 by provoking a McCain supporter to become visibly angry? Like, calling him a Nazi or spitting on them off camera first? Great strategy. Indeed, Lenin would be proud!
Oh, puh-LEEZE! By their guidelines, this sort of thing is easier to fake than Hate Bush Orgasm. All you need is a camcorder and enough fellow moonbats to do pathetically bad, stereotyped impressions of conservative Republicans.
As for the "sample video"--where's the rage? That's free speech in action. Obamunist named Josh is whining that McCain/Palin supporters driving by are calling him a baby killer, the N-word, and a Muslim (not that there's anything wrong with that). How is that more enraged and insane and unhinged than the epithets hurled at Governor Palin?
Speaking of reactions to this report, a popular liberal blogger Ben Smith of Politico.com wrote an insulting blurb on his blog. He even took time to call the DA office to confirm that the document is authentic - and disclosed the full real name of the offender. We didn't - but he did. Why? Maybe he's hoping that someone will beat him up and thus the liberals will claim an even worse political scandal. This will not be the first time the liberals sacrifice one of their own for the Greater Good™. Human sacrifice is the cornerstone of their ideology.
Oh, I just love the rationalization of some of these people; i.e., that it doesn't matter if the guy was an Obama supporter and the lady a McCain supporter--all that matters is that he assaulted her, period; now, can we just sweep all these other annoying details like motive under the rug?
And these are people of the same mindset that have burdened our system with "hate crimes" legislation.
This big-bellied pile of rage is lucky that he attacked someone who chose not to fight back.This was me he attacked?..... He would have a couple more holes in his body besides the usual 7..... Be wise,Obama-ites, in choosing the target of your rage. Say whatever you want to us,but lay a finger on some of us and you won't be overjoyed with the resulting outcome....... Oh,and please try to calm down,you raging monkeys
Very courageous act!
It's OK though, he has an "Assaulter License" and makes less than $250K per year (guessing, considering he only owns a LLC)
No need for the media to hound him.
He has his own Facebook page. Him and the Mime should hook up....The Place to Meet (psychotic) Friends.
I know of another NY Bernie that needs to teach him some manners....Goetz ring a bell?
Pinkie - here's another candidate for your shovel on PJM:
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1734. Javelin:
If some one can tie this man to the campaign, this post might have some validity. This is the work of a lone, sick criminal mind. Obama has not gone out and preached violence to anyone. I am sick of this kind of trash. This site has been deliberately flaming up scenarios of mass violence and civil war by claiming victim hood. i’m sure some of you would simply go into ecstasy at a chance to righteously gun down some blacks and leftists based on provocative trash from some Russian Black Hand hack.
This poster misidentifies my ethnicity apparently because I'm not wearing a special Obama logo designed for Russian-Ukrainian-Armenian Americans. Without it, how will I ever be identified correctly by progressive persons? How will I locate my designated ethnic enclave? Where will I find a corresponding Kommissar of Ethnic Socialism to take instructions from on what and how to write the next time?
I'm sure that Pinkie and SMO can skewer the lovely Javelin much better than I can.But I must say(write)that he is sadly predictable in his assumption that we're the ones who are just waiting for the opportunity to hurt the people with whom we disagree. If you attack me physically,or anybody in my general vicinity,I will "righteously gun you down". But disagree with me? Nope,you're perfectly safe.
If this had been a McCain supporter attacking an Obama supporter, I would be just as outraged by this attack.
Liberals always think that deflection works. It doesn't,Javelin.
I was not angry since I came to France
Until this instant.
Where are these people? I'll show them a bit of rage they can document!
How dare they host a bounty without party approval!
Well, comrade, now I'm calling in the best bounty hunter for your uncooperative ass, so watch out.
The real story 'should' be..."Progressive loyalist visually attacked by arch criminal McCain/Palin sign. Brave Marxist destroys enemy propoganda and punishes thought criminal. Order of Lenin is in merrit".
I think the looney left is actually believing the world will be a shiney happy place with Obama is Soviet Premier.
The willingness of Obamabots to become violent over a differing point of view is not only disturbing but I think in some sick way seen as just in the eyes of a lot of their supporters. Being from Kommiefornia if one is asked if one is voting for Obama and you say no you're automatically pegged a racist.
Thought crimes will eventually replace hate crimes. Then they can rename one og the biggest money pits in the state to "Department of Re-education".
With ACORN and other whacky groups out there tainting not only the vote but the whole process, it's no wonder that people are losing faith in the future.
Comrades,
There is a fundamental progressive value on exhibit here: It's not violence if the right people are hurt and killed, for they deserved it; if our people are hurt or killed, it's for the greater good. Though I'll never know, I suspect he's proud of himself and has even joked about sticking it to a Rethuglican.
Chalk up yet another historically ignorant liberal.
The Black Hand society was Serb.
Don't worry, come November 5th, we'll all be racists and "Uncle Toms" and then the real beatings will begin. That works for either another failed revolution or a glorious victory.
Ask Carville if you want to talk "provocative trash".
"I swear by the one whose hand my soul is in that you will not enter paradise until you believe"
This is merely a weak attempt at forced conversion. It is our obligation to guide peoples to convert, or revert as some prefer. You see.... All are born liberal innocent. By the temptations of capitalism a youth may stray from the true path. He may take a paper route, or cut some grass. Maybe both. He may then begin to consider knowledge a tool to better himself. And eventually begin thinking. Thinking, is the worst of evils. Thinking surely leads to blasphemy. This can NOT be tolerated!
9:29. Fight against those who believe not in Obama, nor in the Last Day, nor forbid that which has been forbidden by the media and those who acknowledge not the religion of truth, until they pay the Jizya (Taxes) with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.
"He who is without sin my throw the first stone" indeed.
In our highly enlightened society we don't use archaic rituals like stoning to punish the sinners but utilize a much more humane and accepted method of punishing; sticking. We destroy their paper propaganda and beat them with a stick.
Dude, whatever happened to "make love, not flogging?"
Comrades! I too was confronted with a smear lie where it was reported that an elderly citizen in a nursing home was allegedly attacked by an Obama supporter who was also a resident, when the man alleged ballot fraud. The mere fact that such smear accusations even made it to the news was all the evidence for why the Fairness Doctrine must be enacted immediately and strengthened to prevent such farce from confusing the proletariat.
I did see one heartwarming picture of a voltive (is that what the superstitious insane proles call these things?)
...we want to document this rising rage nationwide at GOP rallies or anywhere else. If you have any evidence of rage, bigotry or deliberate misinformation among McCain supporters, whether at an official rally or elsewhere (local GOP groups, etc.), we need your help to video these events.
Obviously, Hutchins is a retard. Give people money (spread the wealth!) to find any of the items listed above and you're just going to get the same type of journalism that is awarded the Pulitzer. Remember the fake story from the Washington Post about the mom on crack? Go to this link for dishonesty in the media.
All Hutchins is going to get is a bunch of Obama supporters pretending to be conservatives while hurling racial epithets and anything else they can say to get the 500 bux. Once again, Hutchins is a retard.
I did see one heartwarming picture of a voltive (is that what the superstitious insane proles call these things?)
Just for the record, the votive is of Saint Martin de Porres (unless someone has actually come up with a brilliant Obama product). Obama bears a striking resemblance to the good Peruvian saint. That's disturbing.
Red! You're part Armenian? You are dead to me. Well, Meow told me to say something like that.
Hussies, you might actually change my luck. I crave a brave babe.
Red wrote
Then again, if these posers were smarter people they wouldn't be doing this at all as they wouldn't be leftists.
With all respect and that is not a sir reverence, I think that it is a mistake to impugn idiocy on political enemies. It is I think a projection of your ideas of the dignity that a life can have to suppose that all people would want it. A lot don't. A lot of people spend all their time running from the responsibility of their own existence.
Pinkie, when she was first sharpening her shovel, mentioned that she'd gone onto the DKos and thought that they were children, whining in rage. They are looking for a certainty in a secular world--redemption. The idea of forgiveness means that there is, ultimately, an unlinking of actions and consequences and every single thing that the left does can be described as an attempt to make sure that actions don't have consequences.
This whole incident is most distressing. You humans are such a vindictive and violent species. If the perp was a feline, all this would have led to is a fluffed up tail, some hissing, a few swipes with a claw and marking the yard.
I have empathy, at least something like it that we cats can conjure up on rare occasions, for the victim. Perhaps a clump of arugula over the injured eye would help reduce the swelling?
The idea of forgiveness means that there is, ultimately, an unlinking of actions and consequences and every single thing that the left does can be described as an attempt to make sure that actions don't have consequences.
Which is the freedom that they speak of.
It isn't a big thing, but forgive me for correcting you. I don't think forgiveness is the word you're looking for. I think mercy is the word. It cuts to the heart of the issue.
You can forgive me for correcting you. That forgiveness doesn't unlink my action - piping up to a high ranking Commissar who can squash me like a bug because of his lofty position in the Party - from any consequences. You can forgive and still smoosh me. A parent can forgive a child and still punish. Society can forgive a criminal and still lock him up.
Mercy, your compassion to circumvent what justice and reality should dictate as my fate, that's the freedom that they speak of.
They want mercy. Compassion is a big part of mercy. Compassion and mercy on the part of others is what separates the guilty from their fate. They seek mercy.
And me too. Mercy for my precociousness. Please have mercy on me for correcting you, most wise and gracious Commissar. And forgive me, too.
Not to contradict the holy unanimity of Groupthink, I'd like to add this:
Lack of set objective values in their lives leads to moral dissatisfaction and the easiest way to redeem themselves is to help some leftist cause - with money or actual participation. It's like a church for them, only instead of God there's this mythical Common Good that requires human sacrifice to achieve it.
Leftists honestly believe they are advancing the Greater Good - with misconstrued and perverted concepts of Equality and Social Justice. But the Bolsheviks in Russia and the Fascists in Europe also thought they were advancing the Greater Good by fighting capitalism and creating a united, homogenized classless society. And if that required eliminating a few enemies of the people - human sacrifice - so be it, history would forgive them. The goal in their minds is so wonderful and beneficial to all that the ends justify the means. It redeems their existence and their sins. Hallelujah!
Pinkie - here's another candidate for your shovel on PJM:
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1734. Javelin:
If some one can tie this man to the campaign, this post might have some validity. This is the work of a lone, sick criminal mind. Obama has not gone out and preached violence to anyone. I am sick of this kind of trash. This site has been deliberately flaming up scenarios of mass violence and civil war by claiming victim hood. i’m sure some of you would simply go into ecstasy at a chance to righteously gun down some blacks and leftists based on provocative trash from some Russian Black Hand hack.
This poster misidentifies my ethnicity apparently because I'm not wearing a special Obama logo designed for Russian-Ukrainian-Armenian Americans. Without it, how will I ever be identified correctly by progressive persons? How will I locate my designated ethnic enclave? Where will I find a corresponding Kommissar of Ethnic Socialism to take instructions from on what and how to write the next time?
Not to contradict the holy unanimity of Groupthink, I'd like to add this:
Lack of set objective values in their lives leads to moral dissatisfaction and the easiest way to redeem themselves is to help some leftist cause - with money or actual participation. It's like a church for them, only instead of God there's this mythical Common Good that requires human sacrifice to achieve it.
Leftists honestly believe they are advancing the Greater Good - with misconstrued and perverted concepts of Equality and Social Justice. But the Bolsheviks in Russia and the Fascists in Europe also thought they were advancing the Greater Good by fighting capitalism and creating a united, homogenized classless society. And if that required eliminating a few enemies of the people - human sacrifice - so be it, history would forgive them. The goal in their minds is so wonderful and beneficial to all that the ends justify the means. It redeems their existence and their sins. Hallelujah!
Which undoubtedly explains the popularity of the Obamassiah as a character who can massage that religious feeling for all its spermatozoic worth.
"America deserves a leader who speaks truthfully about the Armenian Genocide and responds forcefully to all genocides. I intend to be that President."
Senator Barack Obama
Democratic Presidential Candidate
My goodness. I had no idea Obama took such a courageous stand on the Armenian Genocide issue. This certainly separates him from all those other Presidential candidates that don't speak truthfully about the 1915 Armenian genocide and have no qualms with genocide in general. Talk about audacity. Talk about courage. Those murdered Armenian innocents finally have a voice.
Margaret, how could you offend me? I am the ultimate huggy-bear Commissar. I was once late for the ribbon-cutting on a concentration camp because I stopped to bind the hurt paw of a stray kitten.
I am not sure that I see the distinction between forgiveness and mercy; the AHED doesn't either, using one to define the other but then dictionaries are not all that precise, only pointing the way. I do, however, take (insofar as I am able) your distinction between mercy and forgiveness. Although I would not for one think that punishment would follow upon forgiveness. Perhaps I have been corrupted by what very little I know about Norwegian: to them, as I understand it, a forgiveness under law is what we would call a release.
Red, Margaret, you've put things in a new light. In the last two months I've been turning over and over in what I'm pleased to call my mind the need for order, for structure, and Red your comment about objective values fits in.
There is a website which aims to restore the hard edge of the left: to search out the politicization of everyday things. I noticed decades ago that the left finds politics where there is none. This is a hysterical claim for attention. Yesterday I was visiting with the CEO of a (very small) bank, a good friend. Joe talked about his musician son, a liberal because it was the air he breathed. He uttered, without thinking, "the musical fag." Which is a phrase that he'd heard as an Aggie Corpsman. Nothing could possibly scream more to be politicized. It was not my understanding which refused to be offended but my knowledge that nothing was meant. In other words, it wasn't about me.
My life exists quite fully without being hostage to my resentments against the world. I am a fully formed human being who am not defined in reaction against the world. My knowledge of that proves that I am not an ideologue.
I do not need to control the world to forgive me, or to show mercy to me, for being myself for I do not define myself in opposition, or relation to it.
Notice how every single thing of the left is essentially solipsistic. As I've said before, would they exist alone in a room? No. And here is new territory for me: do they have fully formed personalities? Pinkie remarked on their adolescent rage, which is so much fun to imitate (Meow, where are you?). But, and I'm on shaky ground here, are these people really grown up?
To my solipsistic bit. I've been thinking a lot about this in relation to my old flame, puppy love, who first described himself as a progressive. Rice, cum laude, Georgetown, Chicago, now a big economist with the State of Texas. Still at me, after a quarter of a century, wanting to know why I had enough and decamped. (Shut up.)
I've looked back through my anger at him. My anger at me for investing so much in him, to find that although he functions in the world very well, that not a single thing in his life indicated that ever noted the wishes of anyone else, not matter how loudly they were screamed. And I mean that. Imagine me, standing in the middle of a flat, screaming at the top of my voice, "Bohunk, get the fuck out of my way and stop doing that! Stop it!" People, most people, would run literally out the door. When angry I'm gold I'm terrifying.
He has never lived alone willingly.
People say he has no personality. In a very serious way he does not exist as an individual human being. But he's a devout Catholic, finding his redemption, or his interpretation of it, in the supernatural.
Imagine people who want a more immediate redemption who look at the here-and-now of secularism. They will need to find an order in which to submerse themselves, to which to submit. And because it's a lot easier to control a secular organization than a supernatural one, which doesn't, after all, answer to polls and pressure groups, they will see no need for patience and submission thinking that they can redeem themselves by themselves by political means, using others as grist for the mill of their reaction against the world. Red, I think you're right.
It is no accident, I think, that every single affair, and I've not had that many, has offered me submission at time or the other. The men, and the woman. And every one of them was looking for something. And every single one of them was a liberal.
I prefer a nice, tall White Russian myself. In fact, I've been told that I'm lots of fun when I've had several White Russians.
Pinkie, I'd like to see that. And I've been strangely intrigued by Hussies n Thingies, too. Especially since she calls me Erudite, to rhyme with the Greek goddess of love.
Is it possible that I, as a loyal party member, would surrender my unique sensibility to the charms of female comrades?
Pinkie, what is that you're wearing? Eau de beet? And how your shovel does shine in the moonlight...
By Lenin's ushanka! Red is a Russian? Tell me it isn't so. Next you're going to be telling me the assault Uria Ohana by misguided young men yelling "Admiral Allahu Akbar" was actually motivated by their Islamic beliefs. Scandalous. Although in all seriousness, this is my favorite.
deida lacey jezrial.juno.com wrote
oleg atbashian should be ashamned of himself. for not oly instilling fear in americans, for which he isn't, and start telling people about the truth. no! not a man assaulting a woman, but , a supporter of so and s. how about i start a petition to get you checked out by the ins. i am sure your paper isn't satyre. funy your from the ukrain, i hear you have ties with russia. hmmnn i will make sure everyone i know checks into your paper and your politics. this isn't journalism, its fear tactics. your not telling the truth. your a communist and we will prove it.
Not a capital letter, or a "you're" in the whole piece. A liberal who can't form coherent sentences is going to get you checked out by the INS. Now that is funny. 99% of Liberals wouldn't even know were to look for the INS, they would keep dialing the ACLU. The other 1% work for them, keeping their automated phone system, which assures callers that the INS takes reports of illegal immigration very seriously, fully functional, and once a day flushing all voice messages into the bit bucket.
Although, that being said, they may just have a special department that actually processes complaints about rogue Russian-Ukrainian-Armenian Americans with black hands living in New York. The rest of the post is downright hilarious. "your a communist and will prove it" I couldn't stop laughing. Hasn't this person been to your site. Of course you are a communist. It says so on your website.
If it hasn't already happened. I would be honored to drive down, and stand next to you at your naturalization ceremony. However, I fear, that if Obama is elected, we may all be standing together anyway, listening to those tender words... "ready... aim...."
Chalk up yet another historically ignorant liberal.
The Black Hand society was Serb.
Don't worry, come November 5th, we'll all be racists and "Uncle Toms" and then the real beatings will begin. That works for either another failed revolution or a glorious victory.
Ask Carville if you want to talk "provocative trash".
Darn, and I thought I was so progressive with my "ready..aim" bit. I was foolish to think myself more progressive than our orbiting canine, who sees us all.... from a distance. That will teach me not to read all posts before posting. I will flog myself now.
And worry not, comrades, after November 5th, there will be no more secret ballots. For the common good, Union stormtroopers will review each ballot to make sure they have been "filled out correctly" In this way, Obama will end all this campaign strife about "undecideds" and "who are you going to vote for" nonsense. In 2012, 20016, 2020, 2024 I predict that Obama will get 99% of the vote, certified as valid by Jimmy Carter's ghost.
Notice how every single thing of the left is essentially solipsistic. As I've said before, would they exist alone in a room? No.
Very well put, commissar. My significant party appointed life partner and I were conversing the other day and she said exactly this; the left defines itself by a negative, not a positive. It proclaims what it is not, what it will tear down, what it sees as wrong - but nothing positive or constructive. Nowhere amidst the left is the solid ground of hope upon which to lay a path to the future.
Commissar Theocritus wrote
My life exists quite fully without being hostage to my resentments against the world. I am a fully formed human being who am not defined in reaction against the world. My knowledge of that proves that I am not an ideologue.
{{{Rex takes off his dinosaur head}}}
Wow. Salute to you, my friend, as a man of honor and nobility. Not an easy thing to do. One of my best friends in college, a man I really loved as a brother, went the other way. He was two years my senior, theology major, studying for the priesthood, very conservative Catholic. Something happened, I don't know what. Now he's far left, raging, massage parlor, Buddhism, tattoos. I can no longer even speak to him but he makes a pass at me or starts a tirade against some political shibboleth. He's now a gaunt shell of the humorous, convivial fellow I admired and stood in awe of when I was an undergraduate. How utterly tragic. Brideshead Revisited? Yes. Hope for him? If there is for any of us...
{{{Rex puts back on the dinosaur head and rips a helpless little rodent into bloody gobbets}}}
Brideshead Revisited? Can you believe I read that decades ago and entirely missed one of the central points? And I was traveling nearly weekly to Austin to see someone. Astonishing.
I was thinking about some news on the far-far-left protestors in Denver, angry at the far-left Democratic party. The reporter asked them to share their grievances. They could not articulate them, instead shouting vulgar abuse. They had no idea why they were angry.
They were hurt by a world that didn't care about their opinions. The entire march was a temper tantrum.
Rex, your friend, and I grieve with you over your loss, sounds as though he had a crisis of faith, and failed. I have a friend, Alice, a close friend, tenured professor of Russian, whose Christianity failed her. Being surrounded by the moonbats in the university, she blamed men, and the world, in oscillating order, for her inability to take control of her life. Then she tried astrology, only replacing one faith with another. (JPII understood that they were competing frameworks and forbid Catholics believing in astrology.)
A few people, a very few, will, after a crisis in which faith fails, will look and say, "I can do this myself." Because first it requires the strength of character to be willing to do it, and to be willing to do it alone. Because as we know, life will hand us things which we ultimately will have no control over. Injury, sickness, financial reverses, emotional problems, and eventually of course death.
Eventually, no matter the struggle that you make, you will fail. It takes a certain humility to admit that you will. Religious people believe that at that point of personal destruction, for it is that, that some supreme being will take an especial interest in them and I have utterly no problem with that.
The hard left, however, has never matured to the point of being able to accept that you just can't have some things, and that you will ultimately die, and die alone. That there will be failure. And so they spend their time trying to unlink actions and consequences. The religious person has the freedom in God in his belief that God will ultimately take care of him. The coercive secular meliorist will insist that this world be reformed now so that the state will tend to him, and never let him fall into that ultimate bit of blackness.
Notice the immaturity of it. The refusal to accept responsibility. And the squalling tantrum that it is.
Look at their eyes. They are the eyes of a spoiled three-year-old.
Look at the eyes of commentators from say The Nation. David Corn took some coaching and is better now but when he was first on, he sat there, his eyes burning with resentment at a world which didn't care about him.
I propose that this is why these people hate Joe Sixpack so much. Joe Sixpack, and Joe the Plumber, merely go and do things. Something bad happens? Deal with it. It's not a personal affront. Joe the Plumber doesn't understand the politicization of everything in life, which is the sine qua non of the left. Because it's required to keep them from falling into the vertiginous hole of the ultimate responsibility for their own existence.
Ruger? Nice. S&W 1006 for me. And of course if the hordes advance on Rancho de Rio Grande, I shall pelt them from ramparts with Judy Garland CDs. That always does the trick.
Bruno read that over my shoulder and ran, screaming hysterically from the room. "That woman! She doesn't know the mother of the diva Liza? What is this world coming to?"
Pardon me. I have to talk him down off the roof. Before he jumps or before the wetbacks laugh themselves to death at a 6'4" fruit stand screeching hysterically in the Texas sun.
See,I knew that would get me an hysterically funny response. You do not disappoint.
Of course I know of Judy Garland. And who could miss the lovely fruit of her loins,Liza. That one is a neverending exercise in hilarity. I loved the David Guest saga
I too loved the David Guest saga. She marries a man who will worship her--obviously not only gay but a gay's gay, the sort who irritates the piss out of me. Then she gets drunk and beats him up with her fists.
Imagine them in their New York flat surrounded with small, squirmy drop-kick dogs--the sort that quiver all the time and have those huge bug eyes. Liza, weaving on her feet, approaches Miss Guest, slurring her speech. "Wha' did you say about me, David?"
"Liza," he hisses, holding a drop-kick dog to his chest, his head and shoulders forward, his eyes flashing, "I just think that you don't need another Loretab right now, not on top of a half bottle of Grey Goose. And Ying Ying agrees with me."
Miss Guest sniffs, and settles back into the white sofa, sideways, and kisses the top of the red-dyed poodle's head, which licks Miss Guest's chin.
Liza picks a Horchow catalog from the Restoration Hardware coffee table and comes for Miss Guest, but trips on the corner of coffee table, and the Horchow catalog flies through the air and beans Ying Ying on the beezer.
Ying Ying yelps, Miss Guest shrieks and turns loose of Ying Ying, who runs to Liza, who is unconscious on the carpet in a pool of her own sick, and spends its time on four stiff legs yapping, as Miss Guest gets in her knees and says, "Ying Ying. Ying Ying! Come to daddy, Ying Ying. Come to Daddy."
If it hasn't already happened. I would be honored to drive down, and stand next to you at your naturalization ceremony.
I second the motion, Red. Let me know when and where and I'll be there (only by your invitation of course, but I too would be honored to attend the birthing of a new citizen).
Red, it's a bit far for me but count on me to contribute to the party. There is a journalist, who started as the editor of a Marxist paper, who became nauseated by the Clintons and has trashed the left pretty well since then. To avoid the Google Robots, I'll call him Hitching Post.
A friend emailed him birthday congratulations, and he's born on April 13, the same as Thomas Jefferson. The friend quoted Kafka that if he had the courage to commit suicide, he wouldn't need to.
Hitching Post wrote
How many times does one laugh out loud at old Franz! Thanks for making my day: I say that even though I took my oath of citizenship this afternoon, on Jefferson's birthday, at his memorial. Wish you could have been there.
By the way, I was having fun with Liza but it was mean. The only time that I've listened to E! it was about her, and how she, as the oldest of the children, was trying to keep together the family, without any man in the house, while her mother Judy was upstairs in bed, drunk and on pills. No wonder she seems so damaged--she is. This, by the way, is of a piece with the great gay divas, who all are talented, and tragic women. Think of that what you will.
Brideshead Revisited? Can you believe I read that decades ago and entirely missed one of the central points? And I was traveling nearly weekly to Austin to see someone. Astonishing.
It's one of Waugh's better novels, though I like his Sword of Honor trilogy best. See the Jeremy Irons Brideshead (not the new crap horse of a movie; all lust and no love) and then take a look at the Sword of Honor with Daniel Craig (yes, Bond, James Bond). They are both phenomenal renditions of Waugh's masterful texts.
Commissar Theocritus wrote
I was thinking about some news on the far-far-left protestors in Denver, angry at the far-left Democratic party. The reporter asked them to share their grievances. They could not articulate them, instead shouting vulgar abuse. They had no idea why they were angry. They were hurt by a world that didn't care about their opinions. The entire march was a temper tantrum. Notice the immaturity of it. The refusal to accept responsibility. And the squalling tantrum that it is.
Oh, absolutely; it's Achilles' raging at the river all over again - a rage that knows no limit, can't explain itself, and utterly consumes rational control, the one thing that gives us a ghost of a chance at being more than highly evolved simians.
Commissar Theocritus wrote
Eventually, no matter the struggle that you make, you will fail. It takes a certain humility to admit that you will.
And thus Frodo is called "Frodo of the nine fingers" (like the nine Nazgul and the Fellowship of the Nine); ultimately he fails at Orodruin and becomes the Dark Lord and only an intervention by the god (in the form of the golem) saves him from remaining Sauron. Heaven send us all such pain.
Yes, but there will have to be people who learn from it. 95% of the alcoholics remain that way, with or without AA.
I have a friend, C, who out of kindness is helping another old school friend, or ex-friend, T. Who has medical problems, epilepsy, &c., and who is an unrepentant drunk, addicted to X anax and Loretab. His mother, 82, is not wealthy and he's a great distress to her. He cannot live by himself, no longer being functionally able. T shows up at C's house. C is kind, very intelligent, and wealthy and has a reason in his background for trying to save, somehow, T.
It cannot be done. Arrests do not work to change T. Talking and threats do not work. T is manipulative--the only part of his brain left (think about that)--and C, who is a generation older, is unwilling to take over for T's mother, who deserves her own life.
Now what happens? T manipulates people; T is institutionalized; or T goes on the street and dies. That's it. Because he will not change.
There will always be people more interested in the short term and who cannot be made to take notice.
It is a commonplace to call this the end of days, and it might be so. But, and I'm no historian, English history has had several periods in which society became more conservative and moral as a reaction against the debauchery of the elite--Victorian times are what everyone thinks of.
I do worry about our arrogant, and decadent elite and their subset, the MSM, but their existence doesn't send me entirely off the rails.
What does though is the moral equivalence which people have absorbed to save themselves the worry and bother of learning and judgment and behaving well. This is exactly the weak spot that totalitarian regimes, such as Islam, which prescribes even how to clean your rear end, can use to destroy a society so that there could literally be a dark age of hundreds of years. A dark age of theocratic autocracy.
And when you consider that the West just isn't breeding, it makes it all the more plausible.
This poster misidentifies my ethnicity apparently because I'm not wearing a special Obama logo designed for Russian-Ukrainian-Armenian Americans. Without it, how will I ever be identified correctly by progressive persons? How will I locate my designated ethnic enclave? Where will I find a corresponding Kommissar of Ethnic Socialism to take instructions from on what and how to write the next time?
Excuse me while I address my grievance.
Comrades, I am still trying to help Red Square get in touch with his Inner O, and I think I know what we need: An O Generator to help the masses figure out what their O emblem should be.
It works like this: You're shown a long list of ethnic groups, traits, occupations, hobbies, habits, diseases, fetishes, hangups, inkblots, etc., and you check all that apply to you. At the very bottom, you hit "submit", then the screen goes blank while you watch a little Obama O spin and do its thing, calculating your results, then presto! Up comes your designation along with the appropriate Obama logo for whatever hole the O Generator has pigeoned you into.
It can also be used for matchmaking, to help you find that special someone.
Best of all, it can be used to identify thoughtcriminals like Joe the Plumber.
Pinkie, again I take my hat off to you. What a brainwave. An O generator. We don't know what we are until we are told what we are, or have it suggested to us.
If the O-Bots need say more Armenian Os, they show an Armenian with a cute and fuzzy kitten. This makes sure of the proper distribution. Red Square, (1) what part Armenian are you, (2) how many Armenians are there (and it doesn't matter if they're eligible to vote or even in America; ACORN will see to all that.)
This way we can have a Rainbow O Chart, with one little O with a rainbow in it. Just one of the many Thousand Points of O™ would be this, the official gay one on the Chosen One's website:
Pinkie, you continue to impress me. I know that you are the Commissarka of Beets, but I propose your elevation to potatoes, too.
Because without doubt you're a beet-and-potatoes girl.
"....fetishes,hangups,INKBLOTS,etc......" inkblots...LOL! Please,somebody come up with a Rorchach(sp?) O logo...for the insanity contingent....or maybe just to represent the headshrinkers?
Comrades, I am still trying to help Red Square get in touch with his Inner O, and I think I know what we need: An O Generator to help the masses figure out what their O emblem should be.
It can also be used for matchmaking, to help you find that special someone.
Excellent idea, Commissarka. Will the generator also distribute an O face to each of us? Or will we have to make our own?
"....fetishes,hangups,INKBLOTS,etc......" inkblots...LOL! Please,somebody come up with a Rorchach(sp?) O logo... for the insanity contingent....or maybe just to represent the headshrinkers?
Here you go...
I'll also post it in the logo thread from whence the idea came...
It works like this: You're shown a long list of ethnic groups, traits, occupations, hobbies, habits, diseases, fetishes, hangups, inkblots, etc., and you check all that apply to you. At the very bottom, you hit "submit", then the screen goes blank while you watch a little Obama O spin and do its thing, calculating your results, then presto!
Yes. This is wonderful. Obama should make a kids site where aspiring little Obama singers can go and create their own wonderfully unique Obama logos. It would be grass roots effort of course. With the miracle of Flash, kids can create their Obama widgets, employing a wide list of textures and symbols to make their own creative Obama snowflake. As you know, a couple of flakes working together, can create an avalanche of change.
And, RIK, no two snowflakes are alike! Infinite diversity.
A thousand snowflakes for Obama. A million flakes for Obama. Since the US is so important, we should let the world vote for president. Six billion flakes for Obama!
By the way, I was having fun with Liza but it was mean. The only time that I've listened to E! it was about her, and how she, as the oldest of the children, was trying to keep together the family, without any man in the house, while her mother Judy was upstairs in bed, drunk and on pills. No wonder she seems so damaged--she is. This, by the way, is of a piece with the great gay divas, who all are talented, and tragic women. Think of that what you will.
I feel bad now,since I laughed so hard at your Liza/David/YingYing story.
I've always liked Liza,even when I'm amused by her antics. She comes across as someone who can laugh at herself and not wallow in self-pity.
"....fetishes,hangups,INKBLOTS,etc......" inkblots...LOL! Please,somebody come up with a Rorchach(sp?) O logo... for the insanity contingent....or maybe just to represent the headshrinkers?
Here you go...
I'll also post it in the logo thread from whence the idea came...
Thanks,Red. Those are spectacular. The use of the little psychiatrists on the right is a nice touch
A week after first published in Pajamas Media and appearing on Drudge, Google news collector still doesn't show any media links to this story. But there's a lot of noise about the anchor in AK who was attacked "supposedly" because of her small role in the movie "W".
A week after first published in Pajamas Media and appearing on Drudge, Google news collector still doesn't show any media links to this story. But there's a lot of noise about the anchor in AK who was attacked "supposedly" because of her small role in the movie "W".
SHOCK: MCCAIN VOLUNTEER ATTACKED AND MUTILATED IN PITTSBURGH
THAT'S FASCISM.
I was just about to post this, but you scouped me! Damn time zones!
I think it would be truly progressive if they reenacted this scene on Sesame Street to teach the children true devotion to The PartyTM and passion for The CauseTM.
Today's episode was brought to you by the letter "B."
Hussies 'n Thingies, don't feel guilty about the Liza and David Guest story; what are the odds that they'll find it here? Liza is frankly out of it; I don't give a shit if Guest finds it for silly queens like that get what they deserve. Talk about living second hand. Now is the poodle finds the keyboard, though...
I saw her in 1980 in Austin and it was great. I think. The fellow who treated me to the show was so cheap that instead of paying an extra $10 a seat to sit in the orchestra, we sat in the nosebleed section, right behind a pillar.
He is, by the way, one of the people that I make fun of.
Quit buying into the the RethugliKKKan Mainstream Lies!
The QUOTE "Victim" was a 20 year old Womyn from Texas who the RethugliKKKans flew up here to "Vote" early and shhhhh....organize.....in Pennsylvania and had a fetish for self-mutilation.
Typical Young White Person from Texas.
Ah, Laika, how well I know that. I am a typical white person from Texas and how ashamed I am of that. I mean, gay, and Bruno and all that--it is to laugh. Practicing law, fixing title, handling others' money--all that means nothing compared to the shame, the shame, yes, the complete shame that I feel from being a white person from Texas.
It's a fate worse than death.
I repent of being white, being from Texas, and just so I can be entirely contrite, I shall be straight for a day so I can repent of being straight.
Was the accused a union member? Looking at the photos of the woman's superficial injuries, I'd say no. If he had been one of my trainees, and a certified Union Thug, the woman wouldn't be in any shape to tell her tall tale. He does have the body type that is classically union, however. The real horror of this story is that if he isn't certified in thuggery, then he is stealing work from the members of the brotherhood. We must track down this poser and demand to see his union card. A black eye? pft.
Too busy training a fresh crop of enforcers to add more. Out
--all that means nothing compared to the shame, the shame, yes, the complete shame that I feel from being a white person from Texas.
It's a fate worse than death..
I don't know Commissar.... I have long seen you as a true comrade, one worthy for the collective to look up to...yet I have questioned your Texicaness. Not once have I heard you mention your cowboy boots, nor for that matter brag about Texas. In short, I am tempted to say... "I know Texican's Commissar, and you are no Texican." But if you say you are, then I will accept your word (as if one can take a Texican on his word...)!
Ah, Laika, how well I know that. I am a typical white person from Texas and how ashamed I am of that. I mean, gay, and Bruno and all that--it is to laugh. Practicing law, fixing title, handling others' money--all that means nothing compared to the shame, the shame, yes, the complete shame that I feel from being a white person from Texas.
It's a fate worse than death.
I repent of being white, being from Texas, and just so I can be entirely contrite, I shall be straight for a day so I can repent of being straight.
Commissar Theocritis:
You seem to be wavering in your commitment to your lifestyle (ex: comments to Pinkie & Hussy n' Thingies). Now you wish to be straight for a day??? NOT NECESSARY! Repenting for being white is acceptable because the white man is ALWAYS to blame for everything (ex: Bushitler, also from TX). On being openly gay and from Texas; I can understand why you might renounce Texas, but never your sexual orientation. Besides, being a member of the Inner Circle, you are already accorded the privilege of living any hedonistic lifestyle you prefer. How could we ever make you repent? Besides, how confused Bruno would be.......he already lives in bewilderment!
On the other hand, if you just enjoy repenting, of course, you should proceed with all haste.
Commissar: MY only brother was gay and suffered much because of his choices, but the family did not cease to care about him. It was not a good time for him or us. I hope that this Country, indeed the World, has a lot more compassion for the individual's choice of lifestyle now, but I may be wrong about that.
As always, your comrade for Free Living!
Che' Gourmet
PRAISE FOR THE INNER CIRCLE!
BRING ON LA REVOLUCION COMRADES!
Was the accused a union member? Looking at the photos of the woman's superficial injuries, I'd say no. If he had been one of my trainees, and a certified Union Thug, the woman wouldn't be in any shape to tell her tall tale. He does have the body type that is classically union, however. The real horror of this story is that if he isn't certified in thuggery, then he is stealing work from the members of the brotherhood. We must track down this poser and demand to see his union card. A black eye? pft.
Union Boss, I bow to your experience in organized thuggery. Have you made common cause with ACORN and SHAC? There is nothing quite up to the standard of breaking into private offices and threatening the wives and children of bankers. Now that's brutal thuggery that any party member, or Democrat, could love.
Pupovich, how long since you've been to the Rancho de Rio Grande? I am a proud Texan. Every knob in the house is a pewter one, with a Texas star, bought from O'Malley's in Magnolia, Texas. Texas stars all over the place.
Laika, I can only explain my lapse because I was in my vault fingering other peoples' my money and so could not receive your Current Truth™ beamed to my tin-foil hat. I promise that I shall install a Current Truth™ repeater on the roof in case I get an original thought again.
Out! Out! Damned Thought!
Frankly I'm flirting with Pinkie and Hussies because Bruno so admires their bling. Pinkie is a cheap drunk, as long as it's not Putinka Vodka, which flows in her blood vessels. I figure a half bottle Stoly ought to get her to point that she won't feel it when Bruno pulls her rings off her fingers. Now where he'll put them God only knows; he's got hands like a fullback.
Che, thanks. The best way that I know for freedom, mine and the world, is to be myself without apology and without demands, except for fair treatment. Never preferential. I figure that if people, not only closet gays without perhaps as much ammunition can see someone being an individual and asking for no quarter then they will not answer the siren call of the new plantation owner, requesting their surrender.
--all that means nothing compared to the shame, the shame, yes, the complete shame that I feel from being a white person from Texas.
It's a fate worse than death..
I don't know Commissar.... I have long seen you as a true comrade, one worthy for the collective to look up to...yet I have questioned your Texicaness. Not once have I heard you mention your cowboy boots, nor for that matter brag about Texas. In short, I am tempted to say... "I know Texican's Commissar, and you are no Texican." But if you say you are, then I will accept your word (as if one can take a Texican on his word...)!
Very well put, commissar. My significant party appointed life partner and I were conversing the other day and she said exactly this; the left defines itself by a negative, not a positive. It proclaims what it is not, what it will tear down, what it sees as wrong - but nothing positive or constructive. Nowhere amidst the left is the solid ground of hope upon which to lay a path to the future
Comrade Rex, how can you say this? What frequency do you have your helmet tuned? The Party will positively construct a pile of OPM. It will build such hope that this OPM will flow from the patriotism of all the people, and of course some have more patriotism than others from which we will distribute to those with less patriotism. How can one have a more positive outlook?
Ashley Lynn Todd
DOB: 11/20/1987
Zip Code: 77840
College Station TX
This was the only relevant information I can pull off of her docket sheet.
Her hearing is 10/30/2008
She's being held with $50K bond....weird, considering she beat herself up.
Why isn't she in Western Pennsylvania Psychiatric?
She's a plant.
Nothing in her story adds up.
California University of Pennsylvania (a "teacher's college") is down the Monongahela River close to the West Virginia (by God) border. A hotbed of Liberal activism.
This was where she was phone banking for McCain?
And she needed to find an ATM 60 miles away?
Not exactly close to the Bloomfield neighborhood of the City of Pittsburgh.
Liberty Avenue is never deserted.
45 minutes to an hour away from California, PA.
As the crow flies.
The Bloomfield Tavern is very close by this particular ATM.
This tavern is another hotbed of Liberal activism.
Damn straight.
No record of her birth in Brazos County.
Any competant record searchers in Texas?
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
NY Times, Newsweek offer editorial inoculations to concerned readers of Sarah Palin's book
Going Rogue: FEMA braces for massive outbreaks of Palin Derangement Syndrome
Following Fort Hood tragedy, Obama declares all military bases gun-free zones
Pelosi: we won.
Philies: so did we
Study: Global Warming linked to consumption of beans and beef patties
Pro-Obama gamers discover 'cheat codes' in U.S. Constitution
Police trained in using end of life counselingtechniques to negotiate suicide threats
Obama commits more troops to War on Fox News, still awaiting Afghan troop surge
Pass Rush: NFL okays Fidel Castro's bid to buy Miami Dolphins
Study: the road to hell paved with Nobel Peace Prizes
Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. Wishing all our readers a Happy April First!
Roman Polanski named new School Safety Czar in wake of Jennings scandal
Charles Manson: 'Leave Polanski alone, hasn't he suffered enough?'
Obama loses Olympic bid, will try for Special Olympics next
Carter: if the IOC doesn't give the Olympics to Chicago, they're racists
Saudis: the word 'assassina- tion' will never be the same
Al Qaeda: 'We shove bombs up our butts'
Richard Gere denies Al Qaeda membership
Experts: assassin hid bomb in anal cavity adjacent to brain
Study: 90% of G20 protestors driven to Pittsburgh by mom
Ahmadinejad: Iran needs enriched uranium to purchase large IKEA sofa
Obama: If we don't bomb Iran now, we'll never pass healthcare reform
Taliban hires DC lobbyist in effort to get Obama's attention
Missile defense: Czechs angry at Obama for being canceled
Media study: Caucasian toddlers are more likely to cut eye-holes into "blankies"
Democrat strategist: 9 out of 10 white infants prefer cross burning over mother's milk
Mahmoud’s Liquidation Warehouse: 50% off Israel - this weekend only - it won’t last long
Obama: Black kids still forced to beat people up at back
of bus
Charlie Gibson: Neil Armstrong went where?
Obamacare, it’s finger-licking good!
Ben and Jerry release 'Hate Monger Bigot' flavor to celebrate those who support traditional marriage
'Shiver me Timbers!': Somalia unveils People's Institute for Redistribution, Adventurism & Thalassic Extortion (PIRATE)
Energy Czar: to save energy, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
Other 49 states impose carbon tax on California due to wildfire smoke
Following Scotland's lead, US Justice Dept releases Charles Manson, citing battle with chronic hemorrhoids
Obama to media: Please respect our girls' privacy, especially Mr. Letterman
Teachable moment: Obama to hold 'beer summit' between offended Post Office and UPS
Taliban sends protesters to Afghan town hall meetings in attempt to get Obama administration to withdraw Gotham villains working for the Common Good™
White House recalibrates description of town hall protesters from 'terrorists' to 'man-made Nazi fascist pigs'
Experts: when buying Astroturf, remember to look for the Union LabelNational-socialist health care?
Drudge insulates self from White House anger by naming his site MoveOn.Drudge
ABC greenlights epic 12-part miniseries based on Beer Summit
Moveon.org petitions Dems to leave Bush/Cheney alone and 'move on to pressing issues facing the nation'
Palin: Critics ipso facto are quitters
Honduran ex-president Zelaya holds press- conference, presents birth certificate for examination
Cambridge: fighting racial bias, Obama picks black scholar Henry Louis Gates as Door Jigging Czar
Obama: white cop acted like inexperienced rookie, but being one I may be biased
On the international front: Obama brings back Cold War, switches sides
Signs of recovery: WH study finds number of searches for 'economic depression' on Google lower than it could have been under FDR
Obama inherited broken teleprompter from George W Bush
Zelaya: we support the democratically-elected President of the USA, even though he has strongly opposed American policies
Eco group 'Earth First' protests burying non- biodegradeable body of Michael Jackson under the ground
Study: Media orgasm over Michael Jackson's death oddly appropriate
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Secretary of the Interior vows to turn Neverland Ranch into 'King of Pop' National Monument
Riots in Iran: Obama invokes Starfleet Prime Directive - non-interference with social development of native planet even at the cost of own life
Obama hurts a fly, forgets to read Miranda rights
ACLU: fly murder by slapping unconstitutional
Obama mistakes Inspector General for a private CEO, orders him to resign
DHS simplifies procedures, cuts learning curve, renames all terrorism 'right-wing'
Earth may collide with Venus in 3.5 billion years. We must act NOW!!!
CBS study: statutory rape jokes not as hilarious as previously thought
White House tree commits suicide over economic policy
Obama: 'I inherited this tree from George W. Bush'
Obama to economy: 'make like a tree and collapse'
In Cairo, Obama promotes shovel-ready projects for Muslim communities
Obama's comment linking Islam to algebra sets off anti-Islam riots in US inner-city schools
Keith Olbermann rises to #1 on Larry Craig's 'Top ten liberals I'd like to sodomize' list
Ahmadinejad hands out potatoes to corner Irish-Iranian vote
Lady Justice undergoes extreme makeover on TV, becomes sexier, more empathetic, less blind visit our new Che Heart store
Obama: "We must work to rid the world of nuclear weapons and of Israel too while we're at it"
Obama to impose a cap on temperatures for patients in government-subsidized hospitals
Brady Campaign to Prevent Cereal Violence applauds gov't crackdown on cheerios, calls for registration of cereal bowls
Obama's rich supporters chagrined to find he's a class worrior and not the cynical hypocrite they'd counted on
Congress nationalizes DeBeers, changes marketing slogan to 'government programs are forever'
Sen. Specter: 'we could be energy-independent by now if Republicans invested in eternal engine research'
Kentucky Derby winner admits to having no specific strategy: I just kept repeating 'hope' and 'change' and I won... wow!
Never waste a good crisis: Obama uses swine flu epidemic to put a mask on Joe Biden
Study: exposure to pork- barrel projects heightens risk of catching swine flu
Islamic scholars green-light use of government pork by Muslim groups: 'not haram'
DHS Napolitano's preferred man-made disaster color warnings: chocolate, vanilla, strawberryDow Jones rally prompted by record sales of tea bags on April 15
WH: Obama's handshake with Saudi King looked like a bow as King Abdullah's arms are twice as long as human arms but atrophy prevents useDHS tip on spotting a right- wing extremist: watch out for the one carrying a paycheck
Opposed to teabagging, Pelosi accepts motion to expel Congressperson Barney Frank
Spring cleaning tip: don't forget to change your scientific consensus from winter setting "climate change" to summer setting "global warming"
Obama uses old Bush-era teleprompter for Baghdad speech
Segway and GM launch a 2-wheeled contraceptive
Obama's stern reaction to North Korea missile launch: "I'm tellin'!"Lenin laughs ass off over crisis in capitalism Scientists: Lenin statue expelled no harmful gases, only dialectical materialism Obama gives Queen a shovel click here NBC: We are all Special Olympians now, especially Olbermann
Obama's teleprompter caught moonlighting as AmEx spokesperson: 'Don’t leave home without it'
click here for the story Alabama gunman was trying to 'be more like Europeans' After shootings, EU threatens potential mass murderes with increased paperwork and red tape Oil prices rising; most viable solution is blame Limbaugh Obama to bring Cuba in from the cold; political prisoners to remain outside Healthcare crisis: Planned Parenthood forced to offer 2 abortions for the price of 1; 50% off if you refer a friend Hillary presents Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov with the People's Cube CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY Obama's Reaganesque address: "I've just declared peace on the Soviet Union. The bonging will start in five minutes" Satellite launched to confirm global warming: finds none, crashes in Antarctica in protest Al-Qaeda founder discovers DNC playbook, attacks own side in war an terror Obama to slash deficit after increase; firefighters to quench house after setting fire to it
Treasury Dept buys Monopoly board game for policy advice Democrats pay back their constituents, save faltering squeegee businesses from collapsing
Muslim group offended by pork hidden in stimulus package, threatens revenge Obama appoints guilt czar to oversee fair distribution of guilt among all Americans Size matters: stimulus package so big it won't even fit on Drudge No help from Obama to storm-ravaged Kentucky; officials consider renaming state to New Orleans in effort to get attention Politico: volcano trouble in Alaska a result of Palin's policies MoveOn adopts Bush's cowboy diplomacy: 'You're either with Obama or Rush' Obama urges liberals to start listening to Rush Limbaugh: 'all too often we start by dictating on issues and don't always know all the factors involved. So let's listen.' More bad economic news: area antiwar group lays off its bumper sticker makers Dissent no longer patriotic: Obama Reminder to Hollywood celebrities: must change 'patriotic' setting from 'hate America' to 'love America' on Jan. 20 Obama promises to Photoshop a better future for America You won't be told lies if you don't ask questions: Obama's new media policy Personals: senate seats available in NY & Il. Hardly ever used. Cash OK. Change we can believe in: Clinton 1990s staffers Somali pirates hijack international space station Starting with 11/5/08, the cor- rect progressive greeting in America is "Barack Obama!" The reply is "Obama Barack!" Laika the Space Dog consi- dered for new White House pet: "Thoroughly vetted by Bill Ayers" CHANGE: President-elect Obama crushes Yankee imperialism in a landslide
Seven Obama cousins found living in voting boothUS choppers attack ACORN voter registration center in Syria US military: We decided to strike now because this time next year we’ll be a Peace Keeping force Biden predicts severe test for Obama in first six months: another question from Joe the Plumber Obama: Let he who is without wealth cash the first check! Joe Biden: work is a four-letter word
FBI investigates Mickey Mouse Club for voter fraud Embarrassed ACORN accidentally registers 'Ronald Reagan' Kids' hymns to Obama a success of Democrat strategy: If you can't abort them, indoctrinate them World to USA: 'Fix world ecomonic crisis so we can get back to hating you' Obama's campaign invites opponents to play 'Truth or Jail' Biden: Hoover text-messaged Americans to calm fears during 1929 crashDead support Obama, all are registered to vote by ACORN Biden calls taxes patriotic Study: Jesus spoke without a telepromter Obama promises free lipstic for everybody if elected KARAOKE: These Are The Jerks We Call Journalists Obama's negotiations with Gustav prove fruitful; storm spares "French Quarter" Feminist group: Sarah Palin worst mother since June Cleaver; decried as "too feminine" Obama: leave Bristol alone, she has been punished enough with a baby Putin shoots tiger with Polonium-laced dart Obama: ready from day one to place a call to UN if a US city is nuked Cult of personality at the People's Cube is up 90% compared to previous Five-Year Plan Congress established windfall tax on US gold medals International Olympic Committee to redistribute Phelp's ill-gotten golds to less fortunate athletes Obama beats Hillary to coveted CPUSA endorsement February 2050 declared White History Month. Future headlines expected to read "Minorities hardest hit... and deservedly so." Obama denounces Russia's actions; humbled Russia sends self to Gulag US trade deficit dropped; NYT instructs readers to turn paper upside down for more favorable view of graph Sharpton protests disproportionate deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes, calls for immediate deaths of David Letterman and Billy Joel to even score Science to unveil invisible cloak; Conservative White Christian male in NJ says he's been invisible for years NYT: Russia's invasion of Georgia leaves much smaller carbon footprint than US invasion of Iraq Larry the Cable Guy issues call to "man the pick up trucks" as Russia invades Georgia Edwards claims he was having affair with camera, didn't notice woman attached Chavez's parents cut off Hugo's credit card after Moscow shopping binge Oil industry to Pelosi: You've been given a brain. Use it or lose it. Congress to declare July 19th International Swimmers' Day
How many superdelegates does it take to change a lightbulb? Photoshopped Iranian missile saves 25% on Islamic Republic's carbon footprint
Word of the day: HUSSIES n. Female Obama supporters changing their middle names to HusseinObama: we have always been at peace with Hillary ClintonGrand Rapids Mayor George Heartwell vows city will be "vanilla" when rebuilt Media grows impatient with Iowa's lack of flood-related rapes and pillaging: Why can't they be more like New Orleans? CNN investigates Iowans caught blowing FEMA debit cards at Tractor Supply Company Obama: WTC problem ended on 9/11, Pentagon still a problemHillary supporters organize against Obama Janet Reno congratulates Elian Gonzalez on joining Cuba's Young Communists
Dick Durbin denies that being Hell's spokesperson and moonlighting as a Democrat Senator presents a conflict of interest Flooding in Iowa causes typical white people to turn bitter and cling to evacuation procedures Democrat energy policy: let them eat cake Monica Lewinsky endorses Obama: 'This is not the Bill Clinton I knew' NASA unveils 'ass-crack' space suit for plumbing repairs at int'l space station Dead people at Obama's rally identified as a renegade splinter group of Hillary's 'invisible Americans' Howard Dean: dead people will vote Democrat no matter who gets the nomination Mainstream media silent on increased attacks on US troops by mainstream media Sen. Kennedy under treatment. Mary Jo still dead Muanmar drafts Mayor Nagin and Gov. Blanco to help with cyclone clean up New Orleans Mayor sends school buses to Myanmar As Darfur violence surges, world vows not to give a crap unless the US gets involved Chinese citizens crushed by bricks and rubble; tanks have day off
Friendly fire: BBC office hit by al-Qaeda rocket Al Gore knows what caused Burma cyclone but won't say it International community promises to suspend anti- Americanism until after American aid reaches Burma Mainstream media saddened that Austrian pedophile isn't a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, or a GOP senator
North Korea's nuclear technicians protest outsourcing jobs to Syria Earth Day: save the planet, starve the children! Focus group: if water boarding was a sexual preference, they'd be teaching it in public schools Study: Wall Street losses unfairly target the rich Mixed month for MTV: teen pregnancy drops, however STDs are on the rise Obama pledges to give every typical small town family a possum sandwich Delays at American Airlines: a sneak peak into proposed government healthcare Stop and smell the Sharpies Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy Media: this year's Global Bad News Awareness week to overlap with International Good News Obliviousness month NPR journalists go on truckers-style protest over high price of lattes Most popular April Fools joke: "A Democrat president won't raise taxes" Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama's new tape but urged voters to listen to the entire message before making judgment Obama's speech calls for change in stereotyping "the typical White person" Spitzer denies applying hardball tactics in front of bathroom mirror and threatening to come after himself New York State House retires Spitzer's #9 jersey KKK endorses Harvard's gym segregation policy: 'Blacks and Jews are next' London quake caused by SUV, now impounded by Scotland Yard Hillary's healthcare plan to include smelling salts for Obama's supporters and mandatory amputation of Chris Matthews' leg USMail Service to publish Obama's resume on new stamp Obama: one man's plagiarism is another man's audacity Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote Berkeley ousting US Marines gives hope to al Qaeda: 'If hippies can do it, so can we!' Berkley builds wall around self; man trying to flee 'Peace Sanctuary City' shot at checkpoint John McCain apologizes for going to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda's endorsement To avoid scorn and ridicule, Tom Cruise converts to Islam NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama NY Times: All the news that's fit to pimp Dems offer first female for President, first Black for President, first pretty pony for Attorney General Brokeback Mountain loses climber NASA's Spirit Rover finds Dennis Kucinich campaign on MarsLas Vegas: candidates offer plans to bail out flustered gamblers Feds: subprime borrowers' relief package to include subprime rib Silence in Cuba: Castro too ill to speak in public, Cubans too afraid to speak Dems adopt old British "don't mention the war" strategy for '08 campaign Obama's 'Take a penny, leave a penny' economic plan sparks new hope Obama's campaign hires homeless people to talk about change on street corners Panhandlers Union endorses Obama's plan for change Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush Murtha: if we quit now, capitalism will win Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course Expert blames Republicans for not attacking all Democrat candidates equally High school Meth teacher starts new class Holy Mitt! Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000% Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless- transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick Poll: most Muslims find curvature of Riemannian manifolds offensive "How The Grinch Redistributed Winter Solstice" opens on Broadway Left-wing bloggers hold vigil hoping suspect is connected to GOP candidate Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes "Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline. Al Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish' NY Times: some news is fitter to print than others Study: most Americans will be worried about economy if told so often enough Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress Media changes old adage "no news is good news" to "no good news is news" US Congress extends hurricane season until the first Sunday in November Lack of bad news from Iraq causes media recession. Women and minority journalists hardest hit. LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking delusional paranoia MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home Reid: The war on fire is lost Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so far. Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian Medal of Honor to Al Gore Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed? San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!" Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland" Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!" Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants CBS stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't tell our logo from a hole in the ground" Jessie Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm a smoke dat biatch if I see him"
Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling of Obama to Ubama Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts report at Cannes. George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't killDemocrats select 2008 presidential slogan: "Death to America" Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense "Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling for Pope's deathNew Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison Rock star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists Al Gore to recall the Internet Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month First New Orleans, now Minnesota: Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead William Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package Cannibalism, rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training program Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry sparks massive riots in Lagos
Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs to prevent further bombings Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?"Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos" Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody to be put on fast track to US citizenship
Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris Hilton and Katie Couric Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it? US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in IraqUS Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting for? Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!"MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza! Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil war" off the front page As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free subscriptions to "solve problem" Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain" Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating more terrorists" French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant socialists expected to react to election results Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist agenda " of rule of law and assimilation to French culture Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can run indefinitely Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at a time Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists' Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses should not expel noxious gases Al Gore hired by K-Y to pro- mote Global Warming Jelly New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of solar system Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're not Republicans!" Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries Kent State professor calls for bin Laden victory: time to bring in the National Guard again? Hollywood to America: our moral issues are better than your moral issues Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission Is it time for Pinochet yet? Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History