Dateline South Dakota - The Mountain comes to the President
Signage has already been updated in the area of the famous monument to great American presidents, and the sculpting is scheduled to begin in the spring of 2013.
Presidential spokesmouth Jay "Carney" Carney barked that, "Some portions of George Washington may need to be removed to make room for President Obama's visage on the mountain, but as the president has stated previously, he was little more than a bitter, clinging, old white slave owner."
You know, I couldn't help noticing that there's room up there for Moochelle!
KrasnodarDearLeader's unrivaled humility is exemplified by the fact that he allowed the other President's images to remain on the mountain.
R.O.C.K. in the USSAYou know, I couldn't help noticing that there's room up there for Moochelle! At least the snout. The other end would need its own mountain.
At the risk of raining on the "news" parade about our Dear Leader, President Obama, being memorialized on Mount Rushmore, all of us who have truly understood his greatness years ago have known that's he's already been not only memorialized on Mount Rushmore but also honored by being the subject of the "Obama Anthem," which, no doubt, will soon replace the archaic, nationalistic, joingoistic, Anglophobic "National Anthem" heretofore known as the "Star Spangled Banner," and which video also shows that his image was added to Mount Rushmore years ago.
Eat your heart out, Caruso, wherever you may be (may you rest in peace).
Regarding Mount Rushmore, even though we know there can be no jealously or competition within the Collective, I have no doubt that Dear Leader's chest swells with pride in knowing that he was memorialized on Mount Rushmore long before Fauxcahontas was memorialized on the Crazy Horse monument as a great Native American leader:
If we can go to the Moon, then surely we must be able to move the Faucahontas mountain next to the Mount Rushmore mountain so that the awesome visages of these two great leaders can forever "gaze" upon one another. Just a thought. Accomplishing such feat is just the kind of infrastructure work needed to be done as soon as we can finish our just-begun task of taxing the rich until there are no more rich, in which case, everyone will be "rich," and we can then tax everyone.