A "trusted contact" in Washington has sent us this photo, stating that the children in it are the illegitimate offspring of Senator Harry Reid and a young Occupy Movement girl he had intercourse with when she was only 15 years old. According to the source, Senator Harry Reid initially paid to keep her silent, but recently stopped all under-the-table child support.
The source claims that "Reid is going to use that money to purchase a plot of land in Nevada, on which he intends to build the most vile of Kapitalist shrines - a casino! A casino to suck up the money from the toiling masses - the money which could be put to better use by the State, for example, to finance the People’s eternal struggle against the RethugliKKKans and their war on truth."
The seriousness of the charge calls for an investigation of this shameful offense. Just look at these babies. How could anyone be so heartless as to allow them to be born and then refuse to support them? The proof for this (we are told) can be found on Comrade Reid's computer.
Now, do we know that this is true? Comrade Reid has until this point been one of the People’s greatest champions of Dear Leader’s Great Struggle for total transformation of AmeriKKKa into a Glorious Socialist Utopian Paradise, proving himself many times over to be more equal than others. We must consider (for once) a chance for Comrade Reid to clear his name.
Harry Reid can still clear his name if he makes public the content of his computers and phone records for the past two years. A refusal will mean he is hiding something and should be arrested for statutory rape, pro-life offences, and failure to pay child support, which is a federal offense under the Deadbeat Parents Punishment Act.
Now, I HAD heard - rumors only, mind you, although there are photographs - of the senator's membership in the Ku Klux Klan:
The shoe shine guy from every 70s cop show
Son of Sam's neighbors dog
Mirror, mirror on the wall
The DaVinci Code
His "inner comrade."