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Ben Ghazi: Lasting Relief From Painful Jihad

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When we heard about the Benghazi Hacker Hitting Hillary, we at The Wombat Factory came to the rescue!

Ben Ghazi: this sleazy pain-in-the ass relieving cream provides hours of relief from Islamic terrorism, suicide bombers, and jihad. Don't leave the State Department without it.

What a difference it makes!

Long Live The MTE!!!

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Comrade Rooster, I admire your caring for our dear MTE, as well as your fowl ingenuity, but I have to ask - what difference does it make?

Also, is this available in stores?


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In addition to an email hacker of emails to/from Hillary Clinton regarding Benghazi, is there perhaps, a video hacker of video by/about Hillary re Benghazi at the new Hillary Clinton Office?


--KOOK

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I put some Ben Ghazi cream on a sore muscle, and had the strength of five mighty comrades, and set a glorious new record for beet harvesting on the collective farm, which is now held to the daily standard we must all achieve. Through socialism and Ben Ghazi cream, all things are possible!

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Red Rooster told me if I took off all my clothes and he rubbed it all over my body I would discover my Inner Comrade. But now I think I've got an inner little comrade!

Oh man oh man, I'm in a lot of trouble now...

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Dear Margaret,

While Ben Ghazi cream is not officially recommended for internal use, I have it on good authority that utilizing approximately 15 tubes of it, in, umm, the appropriate place, will ensure that any little rooster or hen you're getting ready to hatch will, let's just say, not punish you.

I recommend the mint variety.


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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Rooster, I admire your caring for our dear MTE, as well as your fowl ingenuity, but I have to ask - what difference does it make?

Also, is this available in stores?
They have the pain in the ass reliever in the cleaning kit section of my pistol range.

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Glorious Comrades!

Do not fret... we at The Wombat Factory are producing plenty of left shoes BenGhazi to go around! We recommend all comrades take full advantage of our glorious products available only here at the Mother Site of all websites.... The Peoples Cube:Image


 
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