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A Very Special Mother's Day Message from Commissarka Pinkie

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My fellow comrades:

On this day that raises awareness of female oppression, I would like you to consider the difference between a mother and the government.

They say a mother's love is enduring. So is the funding for a government program.

They say a mother's love will never die. Well, neither will a government program, especially once it's been enshrined as a civil right, a national treasure, and yes, even a so-called third rail.

They say a mother's love is forever. So are government entitlements.

At this point you must be asking, "So what's the difference between Mother and the Government? Seems to me they're both the same. Surely they must be interchangeable."

Ah, but your mother will pass one day, meaning she will no longer be there to do all the little things she used to do for you.

The government, on the other hand, will never pass, and will always be here to do everything for you. Even all the little things. Especially all the little things.

And that is why a mother's love will never be a substitute for a government program.

On this day, let us take a moment to thank our government for all it does for us, and all it will continue to do, while asking nothing in return except our votes for Democrats.

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Commissarka Pinkie is a regular contributor to The People's Cube, and is renowned and admired by the masses for her dedication to raising awareness of how much she cares. When she isn't busy making an issue out of everything or beating unruly proles with her shovel, she enjoys spending other people's money, occupying other people's property, and playing moral authority and victim cards.

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Thank you Commissarka Pinkie for this wonderful tribute to Mother Washington. I will have it printed and framed when my EBT deposit is credited next week. Only wish I'd sent flowers, or candy, or ...something. Now I feel like crap! Thanks anyway.

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The little things our Glorious State does for us eventually become big things, and for this we should all be grateful.

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Thank you, comrade Climber, for the very deep thought, which I just added to the lead image above.

The Party would like to further stimulate your zeal in advancing prepubescent justice with a prestigious Hammer and Popsicle Award and Bumper Sticker.

- RED SQUARE

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What makes this day even more perplexing and somewhat confusing is the fact that the Obama Regime™ has given us another conundrum we can all thank it for: Heather has two mommies and Adam and Steve. In the case of Heather, we can just flip a coin, but Adam and Steve might be a little more complicated in who gets the Mother's Day card.

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The People's Cube Mother's Day Postcard Collection:


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Mother Barackichka's love is felt by all
[unless they are white, Christian, conservative, male, bitter clingy or a gun owner.]

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But......but....where is the government program that picks up my dirty underwear from the floor and puts it into the washing machine? Where is the government program that washes my dishes, waxes my floors and cooks me din-din while I watch the latest propagan----news on MSNBC? Until the government provides me with complete coddling, it hasn't yet replaced my mother. Oh yes, I also want that government program to let me live upstairs and not in the basement!

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Sugar,

What you have presented is a dilemma, not a conundrum. A conundrum is a multi-faceted problem, whereas a dilemma has two options. We must teach the Future Workers to look towards a provider which never sleeps, never fades, never runs out of money, and is always ready to catch them when they jump into the cold pool of the world. Remember, these constructed ideas of 'parents' are punished with Future Workers, but as Comrade Melissa-Perry reminded us at the A/V Dept. of Propaganda that the Future Workers belong to the Collective, and the Collective rewards loyalists!

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Thank you, Comrade Director! I have already added it to my uniform, pressed and ready for the next Victory of Socialism Parade (or Inauguration, whichever comes first).
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Now can we finally take those antique words, " In God We Trust" off the Collective's money and replace them with, "I Want My Mommy?"

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Komrade Pistov,

CORRECTION: "I want my Mommies!"

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Sugar Daddy Bear wrote:Komrade Pistov,

CORRECTION: "I want my Mommies!"

CORRECTED CORRECTION: "I want my non-gender-specific personal guardian/caretaker/poopsmith unit!!!"

Yes the Party Comintern shall deal with the Party Commonturd.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
My Dear Pinkie:

I am appauled that we are STILL celebrating the overrated contributions of mothers rape victims maternal parental units baby makers.

What is more, I am alarmed that you would propgate such a Neaderthal and Bourgeois concept as "Motherhood" when we have progressed far beyond this Dark Age konsept.

First of all, producing property for state exploitation is the LEAST these womyn can do for the propogation of Next Tuesday. To begin with, they are, themselves, property of the state (for we own the means of reproduction). They utilised state resources in the process and only applied the value of their labour (which by definition is OUR labour) to the end product. To expend any additional resources to "honour" them for merely doing their duty (especially if they took any pleasure in the process) is inefficient. After all, is that not why we have Labour Day posted as a National Holiday???

Secondly, If we must have a SPECIAL DAY to honour their contributions then we denegrate the contributions of others! I have already highlighted the fact that Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) has declared to these glory seeking whores that "If you've got a baby, you didn't make that!" What now will you do to honour the people who made the roads and bridges???

Apparently, you either did not get the memorandum or my post on this ground breaking shift in Party Policy slipped down your "Memory Hole."

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 10994.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3qtpdS ... detailpage


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Nomenklatura-climber wrote:Thank you, Comrade Director! I have already added it to my uniform, pressed and ready for the next Victory of Socialism Parade (or Inauguration, whichever comes first).
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Kom. Nom....

Frankly, I find your ostentatious display to assume credit for what you could not have created without others providing you with roads and bridges rather ostentatious. Therefore, I must submit you to a Party Approved Title-Holics Anonymous intervention...People who 'climb the ladder' are usually the first to be purged retroactively contraceived.

It is my duty, Comrade, to have you review the twelve thirteen steps carefully and denounce yourself. I can no longer guarantee your safety, as that would make me an “enabler” to your titling problem.


THE TWELVETHIRTEEN STEPS OF TITLE-HOLICS ANONYMOUS


1. We admitted we were powerless over our bourgeois need for titles and badges of rank—no matter how much we may have deserved them at one time.

2. Came to believe that only the Power [of the State] greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) as He portrayed Himself to the masses – or his designated representatives.

4. Made a searching and fearless amoral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to Dear Leader, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. We even signed a confession now filed in the State archives safely with Dear Leader's Long-Form Certificate of Live Birth (i.e. we made an open denunciation of ourselves)

6. Were entirely ready to have Dear Leader – or his designated representatives – remove all these defects of character. (Normally accomplished through a rigid physical regime akin to water boarding and electroshock therapy.)

7. Humbly asked Him – or his designated representatives – to remove our shortcomings. (Normally accomplished through a rigid physical regime akin to water boarding and electroshock therapy.)

8. Made a list of all persons who needed to be denounced, and became willing to denounce them no matter how many titles or badges of rank they chose to hide behind.

9. Made direct denunciations of such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure us.

10. Continued to take personal inventory of our ThoughCrimes and when we were wrong promptly denounced ourselves. [This step usually involves sticking a finger or other sensitive appendage into a light socket as long as our personal carbon credits allow or banging one's head with an A4-sized ¾-inch exterior plywood tablet.]

11. Sought through submissive appeal and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) as He portrayed Himself to the masses, beseeching only for knowledge of His will for us and the power [normally signified by a tingle up one's left leg] to carry that out.

12. Having had a truly progressive awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other Title-holics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

13. Repeat steps 1 through 12 as often as necessary to demonstrate your natural superiority worth to the collective.

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Comrade Goldstein - I recently spoke to Larry Grathwohl, who had infiltrated the Weatherman in 1969-70. He described criticism and self-criticism sessions the group members underwent regularly, and they sounded pretty much like your post above, except they also used drugs on the subjects of criticism to keep their defenses down.

I bet there's an earmark somewhere in the Stimulus blll for such psychological stimulation as well.

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Red Square wrote:I bet there's an earmark somewhere in the Stimulus blll for such psychological stimulation as well.
If not, it's certainly in Obamacare, if not yet then once that portion gets written.

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Thank you Commisarka Pinkie, for your glorious essay on the true essence of the Motherland!

My only hope is one day, I can find my self worthy of continued service to His O'liness and his aparatchiks as thy provide all things for all people that have been opressed by the racists, capatalists pigs!

I'm feeling a bit peckish, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pilfer some govt cheese from the larder.


 
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