In the shuttered part of Nan's city
Hair salons ‘confused' Nan's mind
Pelosi tells some lame excuse for blow dryin'

Now if Speaker girl ain't schlonged and slurry
And one thing KAG knows it's true
Deep HoaXXX spied, therefore your time is due

See Joe Biden Deep HoaXXX a lyin'
See Hunter's Ukrainian play
Dems been griftin' enslavin' our lives away

KAG K.N.O.W.S.

And Joe's been griftin' yeah
Every day
Enslaving our lives away
And Joe's been griftin', Nancy

And Deeps been worthless
Worthless
Worthless
Worthless

We gotta get Dems outta this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get Dems outta this place
Comrades, there's a better life for me and you

Now Speaker girl you're schlonged and slurry
And one thing KAG know is true
Deep HoaXXX is dead therefore your time is due, yes it will

See Joe Biden's Deep HoaXXX a-lyin'
See Hunter's Ukrainian play
Dems Deep HoaXXXin' enslavin' our lives away

Yes, KAG knows

And Deeps been worthless yeah
And Deeps been worthless

Arrrggghhhh!!

Worthless
Worthless
Worthless

We gotta get Dems out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get Dems outta this place
Comrades, there's a better life for me and you

We gotta get Dems outta this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get Dems outta this place
Comrades, there's a better life for me and you

Oh, KAG knows it, MAGA
And KAG knows it true

Nan sought her knocking
eSalon's shuttered door
Nan needs a blow dry
Now, Nan blames your store
Ooh, ooh, the damage done

She'll quit the city cause
She's lost her stand
Nan wants YELP needle
Take another down
Gone, gone, the damage done

Dem's sing same song
Because they hate common man
I know that some
Of you now understand
Milk y'blood to keep them blowing out

You see these Marxists
And their damage done?
A little Marx in it'll
Get everyone
A liberal junkie's like a setting sun

Comrade, there's a equal life for you and me

(excepting comrades who are more equal}