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Solei In The Sky With Hymens



Picture yourself on a road near an airport
Revered warrior poet for killer Shi'ites
Somebody cries out, he's lost all controll-ey
Shahid with the horror struck eyes
Hellfiring missile of metal and flame
Powering down to your head
Look to the sky with the fear in your eyes
And you're gone (Boom! Boom! Boom!)

Solei in the sky with hymens
Solei in the Sky with hymens
Solei in the sky with hymens
(Wa-a-a-a-llah!)

Floating on up to a spring of cool water
Where jewel-bedecked women on soft pillows lie
Ghilmani smile as you waft past Al Tooba
That grows so incredibly high*
Bloodthirsty henchmen appear by your side
Waiting to take you away
Follow their lead to the harem of God
And you're in

(Unngh, Unghh Unghh)

Solei in the sky with hymens
Solei in the sky with hymens
Solei in the sky with hymens
(Wa-a-a-a-a-llah!)

Picture yourself at a celestial orgy
With endless young booty for jihadin' guys
Suddenly someone is there for the taking
The girl with lustrous dark eyes
(Unghh, unghh, unghh)

Solei in the sky with hymens
Solei in the sky with hymens
Solei in the sky with hymens
(Unnnnghh, unnnngh)

Solei in the sky with hymens
Solei in the sky with hymens
Solei in the sky with hymens
(Unnnnghhh, unnnghhh)

(Repeat refrain for eternity)

*(Al Tooba is an immense shade tree in Islamic heaven. basically as big as the earth itself. Now, I may be going out on a limb here (Ba doom BOOM!) but I'm thinking its probablly "incredibly high" as well)

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The lyrics in Stanza II are all scenes in Islamic heaven described in the Quran. Ghilmani are beautiful young boys who wait on women hand and foot. Apparently, heaven for Muslim women is a place where they recline on the most comfortable furniture, wear the finest garments and jewelry and are served the finest delicacies.

The Quran hints that Ghilmani are also there for other appetites -- for both men and women

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Damn it. You owe me a bowl of beet soup just reading the title


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My Red Star! It's like you two have gone from just hooliganism into full metal jacket meddlin'. Czarina Googie's last unchipped pieces of Bavarian china are rattling in her Great-Great Czarina's china cabinet from these acts of karaoke hooliganism and escalating acts of mayhem.

Total red stellar action from the Karaoke Front Lines of provocation.
May your beet peel vodka ration card never be depleted.

in full hate and vitriol, your maybe equal pal and comrade
'pelipsky
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Callmelennie wrote:PROGG OFF:

The lyrics in Stanza II are all scenes in Islamic heaven described in the Quran. Ghilmani are beautiful young boys who wait on women hand and foot. Apparently, heaven for Muslim women is a place where they recline on the most comfortable furniture, wear the finest garments and jewelry and are served the finest delicacies.

The Quran hints that Ghilmani are also there for sex -- for both men and women

prepare yourselves Hooligans of Karaoke, and the Supreme Director knows who you are...but, 'pelipsky has put the Glib Hooliganator's most informative theological description of the Interior Heaven for women in the peaceful religion of Islam through the meanderings only a mythical horned rodent's mind can roam.

...but...it kinda makes a spiritually mature ciswoman begin to think that in Allah's heaven...toy boys are a dime a dozen if not completely FREE.

Which means Trump sent Suleimani to his own personal H.E.L.L.!!!

forelock tug smashmouth to Mass Hooliganator's head shakin' ponderings about deploying without 'full equipment package' on endless mission to HELL ...because full package not 'necessary' where he's headed. ...snigger...castrated Harem Toy Boy!

Trump delivers Suleimani's a respectful to Koran yippee ki yay send off.

just can't wipe that winning grin off 'pelipsky's face, comrades. Spread the vitriol.

Maybe he wont be needing his zubr after all, Comrade Groucho. Check this out

Qasim Soleimani (QS) was headed for his SUV at the airport when suddenly, there was a blinding flash and smoke and then .. oblivion. He found himself drifting in a void, when suddenly he felt a sharp pain on his knuckles. And then a woman appeared in front of him who was dressed like a believing woman except her eyes were blue and her skin was pale. And she spoke in a peculiar accent of English

"Will ye be paying attention, now Qasim?", she asked. "Good. Now then, will ye be telling me .. What are the three categories of sin?" When QS didnt respond, she hit in on the knuckles with a ruler. "The three categories of sin are mortal, venial and original. Now then, Qasim, what manner of sin is murder?" When QS failed to answer he was struck again. And then the woman said, "Murder is a mortal sin, Qasim."

And on and on it went -- question, rap across knuckles, followed by another question; until suddenly the woman disappeared -- and was instantly replaced by another similarly attired woman who asked, "Who are the three persons of God, Qasim?" And just like the first, she also rapped his knuckles when he didn't answer answer. And then she also disappeared, only to be replaced by yet another one

And so it went for what seemed like an eternity. One woman after another would appear and ask QS questions he could not answer, and disappear. Until the moment the FIRST woman re-appeared!!

This proved to the WTF moment for QS. He suddenly cried out "Waa Ta'lim Fadhiha!! (What Onerous Learning)... And right then and there, who should walk in but Mohammed himself who asked the woman, "How is our prize pupil doing?" At which point QS cried out, "Oh Prophet of Allah, what is this?"

And Mohammed said "What IS this? This is Heaven" And QS protested, "But this isn't what you promised!" And Mohammed said, "What do you mean? Didnt I say that if you committed murder in the name of Islam, you would be mis-TREATED by 72 virgins in heaven?"

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Most excellently equal FURTHER instruction, oh great Glib Hooliganator Comrade. You are just a whole lib-berry of information about the peaceful religion that is Islam and the jihadi's final restin' place.

You make, 'pelipsky's mythical horned rodent's ponderings seem so r.e.a.l. 'pelipsky had a piano teacher JUST like these rule smacker virgins.

Just can't wipe this winning grin off 'pelipsky's face.

'pelipsky
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Since you enjoyed that so much, my dearest Comradienne, let's do another but this time the joke's on Usama Bin Laden in a little thingie I call

USAMA's BIN HURTEN

Usamama Bitch Laden was spending a quiet evening with his collection of toilet slave porn. Just as he was about to unzipper his zubr, he heard a commotion. And then, before you could say "72 skidoo", UBL was KIA (LOL)

And just as before, Usama was drifting in a cloud when suddenly, he heard a voice say "Welcome to HEAVEN" and felt a club strike him in the head

When he came to, much to his astonishment he saw a large man in a white wig who proceeded to deliver an address to him, the salient points of which would be punctuated by a blow from a BAT! Which means that every time you see a WORD or even a SYL-lable in CAPS, it means our good BUD-dy is getting hit by a BAT …………... 'KAY? So without further a-DO!!

"Good morning, Mr Bin Laden. My name is George WASH-ington, I am one of the Founding FATHERS of the nation that you once ATTACKED in such a COW-ardly and CRA-ven manner. I MUST say, I am greatly ag-GRIEVED about what you did to my CHILDREN! If you have some GREIVANCE with us, you should come FORTH and discuss it with us like a civilized MAN, and not resort to this VILE savagery

But that seems to be the WAY of your barbaric FAITH. You Mo-HAMED-ans seem to have LOST the ability to fight with HONOR, as you did under SAL-addin. Excuse me, Sala-DIIN. That's how you Mu-SUL-men say it, yes? Sala- …..... Hey, where do you think you're GOING? ……... WHERE … DO … YOU … THINK … YOU'RE ….. GOING! I'm not finished with you, not by a LONG shot!

And then George noted, "My word, that was truly exhausting. I believe I may need some assistance from my associates. So, Mr Madison, would you care to take over? And then perhaps Mr Jefferson .. followed by Mr Monroe. As for the rest of you, could you please start forming a line right over there. That includes you too, General Lee."

Usama looked up and saw to his horror that a line of about 100 men was forming up. And just then, who should show up but the Prophet Muhammad. And Usama cried out, "Oh Mighty Prophet and servant of the Greater god, save me from these vengeful men!!" And Mohammed facepalmed himself said "Allahu H Akbar, not another one."

And he turned to Washington and said, "George I swear to you, I've been misquoted by these knuckleheads. I distinctly WARNED them, that if they committed murder for the sake of Islam they'd be BEAT-en by 72 Virginians in heaven

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just boom, tish...oh glib Karaoke Hooligan.

Nothing to see here Comrades .. just a blatantly transparent attempt to seize an unequal portion of the People's views by repeating a post made on the People's Blog. I shall denounce myself accordingly and humbly submit to the vitally needed corrective truncheoning

In my defense, I am concerned that this effort will shortly disappear into the untraceable bowels of the Blog once it disappears from the front page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... e=emb_logo

As he drove from the airport
There were no signs .. he's be cut short (OW!)
By a new drone he was waylaid
Now a grease spot on the highway
He was Ilhan Omars dream man
Now he's murdered .. by the Orangeman
He walked into the big boom
of a Hellfire .. it was his doom

Solei are you OK .. are you OK
Are you OK, Solei
Solei are you OK, are you OK
Are you OK, Solei
Solei are you OK, are you OK
Are you OK, Solei
Solei are you OK, are you OK
Are you OK, Solei!!

Solei are you OK, will you tell us that you're OK
There's a wreck at the airport
Where he caught you .. a bit short, Solei
By a drone you were waylaid
He left a grease spot on the highway
Then you walked into the big boom
Of a Hellfire .. it was your doom, Solei

Solei are you OK, are you OK
Are you OK Solei
Solei are you OK, are you OK
Are you OK, Solei
Solei are you OK, are you OK
Are you OK, Solei

You've been hit by (bam, bam)
You've been struck by .. an Orange Criminal

(OW!)

So Uran into a melee
It was doomsday, real Shi'ite day
Head to toe disintegration
Severed right hand, discoloration

Solei are you Ok, are you OK
Are you OK, Solei

(Repeat x3)

Solei are OK, will you tell us that you're OK
There's a wreck at the airport
Where he caught you .. a bit short, Solei
By a drone you were waylaid
He left a grease spot on the highway
Then you walked into the big boom
Of a Hellfire .. it was your doom, Solei

Solei are you OK, Are you Ok
Are you OK, Solei

You've been hit by (Bam Bam)
You've been struck by .. an Orange Criminal!

(OW!)

(That's enuff, rest is pure repetition)

So, Comrades did you enjoy "Uran?" I stole that from a classic Abdul and Abdullah routine called "Where did you run?"

The set up here is that an Iranian private (Abdullah) is reporting to his sergeant (Abdul) after morning PT ….

- So, Abdullah did you do your PT this morning?

- Yes, I ran

- Where did Urun?

- Iran

- So, Uran in Iran?

- Yes, I ran

- But was it Iran where Uran?

- I ran

- In Iran?

- Iran

Are there any witnesses that you ran in Iran?

No, I ran alone

No Shi'ites?

No Shi'ites; I ran around in Iran; I Shi'ite you not.

All alone in Iran?

You're gonna make me Hussein in the membrane with these questions, Abdul

- But was it in Iran or Iraq?

- Iraq my brain wondering why you keep asking me these questions, Abdul. I RAN! … If ayatollyah once, ayatollyah ten times -- I ran! Iran

Khamene'i times do I have to tell you??

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My Dear Comrades jackalopelipsky and Callmelennie, it was all I could do to keep my unchipped pieces of Bavarian China from rattling right out the glass-paned China cabinet! My arms and legs are still akimbo (limbs flung out widely or haphazardly) trying to keep them all still! My cheeks are still a little rosey... Very fine songs and lyrics!


 
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