The lie, is bigger
It's bigger than he
And we are not free
The lengths that he will go to
Dissonance in his lies
Oh he said it too much
He set us up

That's me in the corner
That's me going fetal
Losing my insurance
Trying to keep up with him
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've been too nice
I voted for him twice

I thought that I heard them laughing
I thought that I felt truth sting
I think I thought Obama lied

I hear their laughter, every waking hour
I'm hearing the TEA Party
Trying to keep my eyes on you
But I'm hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no I've hoped too much
I've been set up

Consider this
Consider his, the lie of the century
Consider this the glitch
That brought me to my knees, failed
And now all these fantasies come
Failing around
Now I've hoped too much

I thought that I heard them laughing
I thought that I felt truth sting
I think I thought Obama lied

(But that was just a scheme
Was corporate schemes)

That's me in the corner
That's me going fetal
Losing my insurance
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've been too nice
I voted for him twice

I thought that I heard them laughing
I thought that I felt truth sting
I think I thought Obama lied

But that was just a dream
Try, cry, fry, cry
It was just a dream
Just a dream
I'm gonna scream

That's me in the corner
That's me going fetal
Losing my insurance
Trying to keep up with him
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've been too nice
I voted for him twice

Another classic stanza.

"Socialism Hurts"

When your wait is long
Spend all night, the website is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this site, to hang on

Don't log off and go
'Cause Barack Obama lies
Know Sebelius will fix sometime

Sometimes Obamacare seems wrong
But it's time to go along
When hope and change is gone (Hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go (Hold on)
If you think you've had too much
Of this crap, to hang on

Socialism hurts
Government's your friend
Socialism hurts

You'll lose your plan, oh oh

You'll lose your plan

If you feel like its all wrong
No, no, no, its not all wrong

If you're on too long
The days and nights are gone
When you think you've had too much of the website to hang on

Well, socialism hurts
Sometimes some will even die
Socialism hurts… sometimes
And everybody hurts all times

So hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Socialism hurts

From the first lines I was laughing so hard that I spit out my beet soup...

Obamacare is the gift that keeps on giving.

IT'S THE END OF HEALTHCARE AS WE KNOW IT

That's good; it starts with a falsehood
Bribes and fakes, kickback state
Benny Nelson's not a saint

Result of a landslide, not a vote from Repub side
Proggs serve their own needs'
Baggers screwed by Harry Reid
Lose seat of Kennedy, lie, spin, no sale
Filibuster, can't muster 'cause "deemed pass; deemed pass"
Law under fire representing overreach, but the
Supremos are for hire, at Commerce Clause fight
Left is shocked and panicked
But a levy from the Bench gets it off. The. Hook
Team by team reporters, muzzled, dumb, Palace guard
Look at them, dumb baggers. Fined. Then
Uh oh, lo-info's, electorate, thoughtless group
What they do, saved O-care, screwed themselves
Proggs serve their own needs, Watching as red ink bleeds
Celebrate with rapture, and One's revered, slam the right
Right, as vitriolic, terroristic, sham, blight, spite, smite
Bitter clinging white

It's the end of health care as we know it
It's the end of health care as we know it
It's the end of health care as we know it
And I get fined

Around the clock, twenty hours, Ted Cruz, filibuster power
Reads to them, hot damn, Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham
Lock-stepping, unicorning, name-calling, Tea-hading
Every motive racist bait, Insurance plan incinerates
Pound the table, pound your keyboard, calm down, calm down
Watch log-on crash, crashed, uh oh this means
Bum steer, glitch is here, rebooting, error still
A turn about, One's pledge found out, a tourniquet of lies
Offer him solution, offer him alternatives
And he declines

It's the end of healthcare as we know it
It's the end of health care as we know it
It's the end of health care as we know it (Time to stand up 'gainst the One)
Just got fined

The other night, Dems caught in lies, premiums have gone sky high
Presidency on the line, Lefties churn lies
Lunatic Grayson, Harry Reid and Nancy P
Statist Party, rate shock, cancelled plan, FiU-CKYO
Socialistic, way chaotic, O's bear trap
Right? Right!

It's the end of health care as we know it
It's the end of health care as we know it (Time to stand up to The One)
It's the end of health care as we know it (Time to stand up to The One)
It's the end of health care as we know it (Time to stand up to The One)
And I got fined

It's the end of health care as we know it ......

Most equal work...

You just needed a little push...

It is as our mental reconditioning therapists say, Comrade -- two hooliganistic, running pig-dog minds are better than one. And I get fined is much more equal. This is easier than I thought it would be. First stanza is by far the longest

I also used incorrect transcript of original lyrics so I may make changes in initial stanza

Extra rations for Callmelennie. Perhaps you will be moved up the access list on healthcare.gov for your glorious effort.

I was not brave enough to tackle that tune, Lennie. Nice job!

Umm, on second thought, thank you, El Presidente. Was having strangest dream that I was asking my comrades for help combating platoon of People's Trolls. Must have forgotten to take my dose of People's Haldol