We have have something old and something new, here Comrades. I did the first two thirds almost ten years ago. Now new circumstances allow me to add a third part



Well Uncle Ho was down
Cause Nixon had him on the run
Then Janie came around
And then she sat down at an Ack Ack gun
Oh Fonda you look so fine
And we're hoping that you wouldn't mind
if you would .. help us, Fonda
Help us get them out of the South
(Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao)

Oh help us Fonda, help help us Fonda (Mao Mao Mao!)
Help us, Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us Fonda .. Help help us Fonda
Help us Fonda yeah!
Get em out of the South

Well we were gonna stay full Commie
And the South was gonna remain free
But the Demos stormed the Congress
Then reversed things with their treachery
Oh Fonda, you bought our lies
And we never knew the reason why
Why you .. helped us Fonda
Helped us get em out of the South

Yeah, you ... helped us, Fonda (Helped helped us, Fonda)
Helped us Fonda .. Helped helped us, Fonda
Helped us Fonda .. Helped helped us, Fonda
Helped us Fonda .. Helped helped us, Fonda
Helped us Fonda .. Helped helped us, Fonda
Helped us fonda .. Helped helped us, Fonda
You helped us, Fonda Yeah!!
Get em out of the South

(And now for the something new ...)

Well, since they slandered Don
Dems are all going out of their brain
They say he dissed the troops
But then they're hanging out with Hanoi Jane
Oh Fonda this blows our mind
We wonder why you are so blind
That you would ... help us, Fonda
Helps us get 'em out of the House
(Now, now now now now now now)

You'll help us Fonda .. Help help us Fonda
Help us, Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us, Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us Fonda .. Help help us, Fonda
Help us, Hanoi Jane!!
Get 'em out of the House

Pa pa Mao Mao, Pa pa Mao Mao

Your comment, Comrade Director, for no discernable reason whatsoever, reminds of the time I went thru my "O Pa Gandhi Style" phase where, for reasons of pure hooliganism, I would substitute the name Gandhi into Beach Boys songs such as "Dont Worry, Gandhi", "Sloop Gandhi" ,"Gandhi (What Went Wrong)" and, of course, "Help me Gandhi" .....

Well since we marched for salt
The Brits have gone all out of their heads
They whack down with their staffs
And leave the marchers on the ground for dead
Oh Gandhi you look so frail
But I know you're gonna give the hell
So wont you help me Gandhi
Help me get em out of the Raj
(Ba ba ba ba ba Ram Dass)

Oh help me Gandhi, Help, help me, Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi; Help help me Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi; Help, help me, Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi; Help help me, Gandhi
Help me, Gandhi; Help help me, Gandhi
Helps me, Gandhi-ji!!
Get em out of the Raj

They were gonna sell us cloth
And we were gonna give them tea (Oh, Gandhi)
But you did another fast, and then
You changed the course of history
Oh Gandhi, you almost died
And we're hoping you wont do Gandhi-cide
So you can ... help me Gandhi,
Help me get em out of the Raj

Oh help me, Gandhi .. help, help me Gandhi .....

That's a good hooliganism set of mind tricks you got there, Lenniesky.

Like 'pelipsky inserting 'George Soros' in Bond theme songs, just for fun.

It's a good interrogation story. Stick with it, most glib comrade.

forelock tug from a suffering hare-lipped 'pelipsky as Bell's palsy and autoimmune scleroderma tag team' to teach the mythical horned rodent, The Party's Supreme Goal of killing the recipient of their benevolence with kindness.

The Party™ knows best, comrades. Just accept it...and Move On®.

'pelipsky