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Covid Quarantine



In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life in the land of Mao and tea
Then he sailed back to his home...then we saw it on the screen
Now we live beneath the sheets in a Covid quarantine

We all live in a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine
We all live in a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine

And our friends they all are bored many more of them trapped next door
And the kids they cannot play

We all live in a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine
We all live in a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine

As we live a life of ease every one of us hoard all we need
Toilet blue and paper green in our Covid quarantine

We all live in a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine a Covid quarantine.....

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"Write Wills"

Who knows how long we've achooed
You know all achoo still
Will 'dictates' extend our lifetimes
Let's be blunt, we're screwed, write Wills

For it's a China flawed flu
Don't wanna catch this strain
'Cause it's biologic warfare
Will we ever feel the same

A flu forever and forever
A flu attacks your heart
A flu whenever we're together
A flu keeps us apart

And when at last we find clues
Xi better say his prayers
Say them loud so God can hear you
Take it easy, got you in view
For Beijing's jitsu this year's no party
So, you know, write Wills
Write Wills...
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Seems more than the moldy bread is giving inspiration these days...

Both instant classics

Sheltering in place in my gulag cell....

Groucho Marxist

Hey, Komradina Googie, how would you like to come back to my cell so we can cut the social distance between us

Thats the hot new pick up line at the KMTC. Works even better than "Hey Babushka, how would you like a bit of fresh sewer rat"

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oh comrades, we're not beaten (for our own good) yet!

Thank you all and Comrade Googie for your addition I'm glad you enjoyed my singing of it on FB. Allow me to extend thread.



Here I stand every brand taken off of the wall
Food is gone I can't go on feeling two foot small
Everywhere people stare each and every day
I can see them point at me and I hear them say
Hey!! You've got to hide yourself away...Hey!! You've got to hide yourself away
How can I not find fries stare at empty bin
Wanting them needing them in the state I'm in
How could she say to me there's no soup today
Gather round media clowns let me hear you say
Hey!! You've got to hide yourself away...Hey!! You've got to hide yourself today.

(CUBETARD VOICEOVER ON ...)

Full equality ahead, Comrade 'lupa, full equality ahead
Full equality it is, First Comrade
Equal portion, equal portion
Oleg, Oleg ....

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Always a treat to get to see and hear you, Comrade Chalupa! I am hoping another Beatles song will be whispered in my ear...

And as for you, my dearest Comrade Callmelennie, I have my Borgia Stick in my hand and I am strictly enforcing my 6ft safe space, so watch out, lest I bonk you on the nose with it... ;)
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Callmelennie wrote:(CUBETARD VOICEOVER ON ...)

Full equality ahead, Comrade 'lupa, full equality ahead
Full equality it is, First Comrade
Equal portion, equal portion
Oleg, Oleg ....

You've got a great broadcast voice, Lenniesky.

Oleg's been offered a second helpin' of nothin' and told to like it -- do these people not fear the goring of a Rodeo'd up, Jackalopelipsky?

Is myth and legend not even taught in public school anymores??

forelock tug,
'pelipsky


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... e=emb_logo

Lupa was a man we thought he was a goner
But we knew it couldn't last
Lupa came back home to Oleg's Karaoke
For to kick some proggtard ass

He's back, he's back
He's back to where he once belonged
He's back, he's back
He's back to where he's writing songs
He's back, Groucho

Sweet Lipesky Rodent popped up as a newbie
When our energy was dead
All the guys around her said to keep 'em coming
So she starts another thread

And she's back, she's back
She's back with yet another song
She's back, she's back
She's back with yet another song
You're back, 'Lipesky!!

Get back, get back
Get back to where we al belong
Get back, get back
Get back to where we all belong

(I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the Karaoke and my comrade hooligans and I hope we are spared the inevitable truncheon beat down)

(Cue Guards laughing uproariously)

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covering face as 'pelipsky taps out transmission on cell water pipe to all comrades in their quarantined cells.

Only the Supreme Director saw any worth in the mythical horned rodent of Texazistan.

Even on local NotNews Media Corporate Letterhead, comrades. BANNED!

But the energizer bunny is truly back from being sucked under the earff's crust by creepy autoimmune disease. CBD saved 'pelipsky's miserable life from endless torment dearest comrades of lyrical hooliganism and that's so much better than a stick in the eye. '

And these sick people in charge need reeducation so very badly. So what's a gulaged former middle school remedial readin' teacher turned mythical horned rodent already serving life-prison sentence got to lose?

Only Supreme Director offered a home for 'pelipsky.

It has been such a joy to feel up to hooliganizing with the whole People's Karaoke Mill team in equality.

forelock tug to glib hooliganator, Lenniesky.

and like El Presidente says: RACK'M!!

The Karaoke Juke Box must be loaded.

Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549
with love, xxx


 
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