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Why is Obama So Afraid to Reveal He is a Communist?

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Dear Leader has been pussy-footing around all year. He's appointed Communist Czars like Van Jones and Cal Sunstein. He's invited Communists like Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright to dine with him at the White House, and Communist Michael Moore has dined at the White House eight times. And yet, he has yet to come out as a Communist, himself.

Is it that hard? What is he afraid of? We, here, at the Cube would be delighted to hear him tell the world in his State of the Union speech:

"I am a Communist, and I'm proud of it!"

He talks of wealth distribution, a communist principle. He is doing his best to equalize the salaries of bank workers, another communist principle. He has made it possible for unions to own companies. He is doing everything in his power to nationalize health care. He has partially nationalized Government Motors, and Shitti Bank. And he has allowed legislation to nationalize student loans and house loans, paving the way for the nationalization of our homes.

He has rubbed shoulders with Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez and other Communists. And he has the husband of a Communist, Anita Dunn, Robert Bauer, as his White House Counsel. But, why, oh why, doesn't he come right out and tell the world he is a Communist? Is he afraid of what people will think?

Now, I know Comrade Castro was so afraid to tell the world he was a Communist for the first two years of his regime, but he wanted to make sure he'd confiscated the property of all Americans on the island before he did it, so I can understand that. But, Dear Leader doesn't need to worry about anything like that.

So, if tomorrow night, he does not reveal it, I am extending Dear Leader an open invitation to come to the Cube and tell us here. Tell us, President Obama, right here on the Cube, that you are a Communist. We'll keep your secret. Don't be afraid. It's really not good to live a lie. I know it will make you feel better.

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Comrade Leninka,

We know you can't wait for Dear Leader to come out and take the reigns from the poor misguided imperialist racist rednecks, but we must be patient. Soon comrade, we will be able to stand openly for Social Justice(TM) and give more Hope(TM) and Change(TM) to the downtrodden masses.

As a young cockrel we, Red Rooster, were continually held down by Social Inequities(TM) of the Imperialist Power Structure(TM). It was painful comrade, and we never want to see another generation go through it again. Comrade Obama has promised us great Hope(TM) and Change(TM) and we must believe and stay the course.

Now, how many teabaggers have you personally ridiculed and attacked today? Have you filled your quota? And how about your necro-proxy vote count, do you have any new.... er we should say, old blood to bring to the... uhhh... poles? This is how WE make change comrade, we must stay the course regardless of dropping poll numbers. Stalingrad wasn't built in day!

Hail Obama!

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I've been waiting for dear Leader to come out of the closet for many years. It is most distressing and a bit disturbing to see him blathering on speaking as a moderatewhen we know his dark hardened soul. He should have embracd the Un-Rev. Wright and his black liberation theology; should have seen him brag about the family gathers with Ayers, but alas we know, as Red Rooster said, those pesky right-wing whacks would devoured him with their bias and bigotry. This is what our country has come to, comrades. Where is our freedom of speech these teabaggers are so proud of?

All we can presently do is support our dear Leader and remember - he DID have Mao on the White House Christmas tree.

Life is good.

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Sure, we'd all like to come out of the closet, bunker, slip trench, woodpile, newsroom, classroom and any other place we typically hide.

But don't forget the old standing order for all Party members: Never let yourself be exposed as a Communist. Once that happens your usefulness to the Party is over. The penalty for letting your mask slip is shunning by your old comrades and fellow travelers. Nobody wants to die an old, lonely, forgotten drunk sitting in a dingy apartment waiting in vain for the phone to ring or an old comrade to drop by.

The time is fast approaching when we can once again march in the warm sunshine, heads (and fists) held high. Just be patient comrades. Even as I speak our marching orders are being printed in the White House basement.

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Komrads,

Dear Leader's struggle with his inner pinko commie higher ideals of a classless, oppression free society is thwarted by the defiance of patriotic Americans the unwashed masses' to the Trojan Horse Coup de Tat Health Care Reform. Komrad Reidovich and Piglosiovna are scratching each other's eyes out laboring over the differences to pass (before 9:00pm tonight) HR 3200 the zombie of bad B movies that refuse to die banner under which Great Dear Leader can proclaim the transformation compete and he is Dear Leader for life! (Swoon!)


The people cry out "Keep your hands off my health care!" "We want more Socialism!"

Dear Leader! Come out of the closet! The plummeting, sinking, negative territory polls show overwhelmingly--We are with any candidate who opposes you!

Gorya, the People's Guard, is arousing from his morning bottle of vodka cup of coffee. Back to theshovel SEIU/ACORN for us gulagees freedom fighters.

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Comrade Leninka:

He is a glorious leader our Obamessiah for he knows he is leading by example, because everyone knows that actions speak louder than mere words!!

He does not need to say anything because he is already projecting via his public image exactly what he is and stands for. Why do you think that the ridiculous Right has such a visceral reaction to him? It is because they see him for what he is, not by his words but by his ACTIONS!

Didn't you see how he bowed to the Saudi King and Japanese Emperor? Didn't those actions speak much louder to the King and Emperor than mere words??

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Proletarian Robot wrote:Comrade Leninka:

He is a glorious leader our Obamessiah for he knows he is leading by example, because everyone knows that actions speak louder than mere words!!

And those right-wingbats say he's nothing BUT words!

AllahObamessiah be praised for his glorious oratory skills! And again, this great evening he's to address the sorry masses, who will rightfully swoon (as they've been paid to do) as those eloquent words drip from his lavish lips like honey from TOTUS, to our sad, gulag ridden souls.

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Communists? Where? Certainly not here in the US!

Good Heavens! I've been advising Nansky and Harry for the past year and a half about this very thing. We're sooooooooo close. We've been working on this for more than half a century. What's a few more years? This rush to implementing our final solutions is way too fast. With the American people you've got to turn up the heat slowly!!!!!

I'm as anxious as anyone to one day stand tall and proud, fist held upright and declare I AM A COMMUNIST and damn proud of it. But that time is not here yet. The rush has in fact set back that day. Look at all the time spent on damage control. It's like a game of Chess. You've got to have all your pieces in place before you declare Checkmate! Look at Comrade Hugo. He waited until he had almost total control before shutting down the media outlets that dared to question him.

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I agree with all Comrades! what's so bad about:
Cap ' n tax
Ownership of Chrysler and GM
Massive spending
Media trial for KSM
Unilateral handover of American sovereignty to INTERPOL
Nationalization of: student loans, Fan'n'Freddie, healthcare, ad infinitum
Intimidating citizens with union thugs
Statism AND
Totalitarianism?
....sounds like UTOPIA to me!!!

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Comrade RR,

I must admit, I have not yelled at any Tea Baggers, lately, well, except a little Vietnamese man, after I went into his curio shop and he refused to give me a free calendar, as he has in years past. Why he didn't stay in Vietnam and live under Ho Chi Min, I'll never understand.

Comrade Pulloskies,

Yes, nothing gladdened my heart more than knowing of Mao's face on a Christmas bulb, and hanging in the White House, no less. This really is progress.

Comrade Whoopie,

Unlike, Dear Leader, I want to shout to the world that I am a communist, but I suppose he doesn't yet have the freedom to do so as we have here at the Cube. It really is a shame thought, to see a president who has to skulk around in the shadows about his true beliefs.

Comrade High Party Official,

Yes, it is, indeed a continuing struggle for Dear Leader, Comrade Nanski and others.

Comrade Proletariat,

Yes, actions do speak louder than words. But you must admit, certain words have been fudged and twisted into meaning something completely different remiss from his speeches--like "trust me, the Communism that we plan to install isn't your Stalin's Communism--We'll get it right this time.

Comrade Grigori,

I, too, am very proud of Comrade Hugo. He is taking his time, and picking his battles, and only recently has started attacking the Jews. This is good, is it not?

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I don't care if he declares himself a Communist. It would be heartening if he did and that would give the masses hope but the important thing right now is that President Obama live up to the promise of Candidate Obama. Most of America believed in him and now so many are getting so fed up because he has sold out to politics and corporate fascism that a very large majority of Americans are disillusioned and becoming more and more cynical and turning away from the struggle. Socialist organization donations are down. I have a mortgage, dammit!

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Oh, this will be the climax of history when it happens! Let me make this perfectly clear:

Comrades, we all know that the reason communism has failed not fared too well over the years is because the wrong people were in place. It was not because our ideas are lousy or because communism is and was an inherently nonsensical philosophy based on ridiculous assumptions; no, it was simply bad personnel! Each and every single time that communism failed miserably and destroyed a nation hiccupped, it was simply due to the wrong fellow in charge. That's all there was to it.

But now.... Now we have the great and noble Obama who will soon come out of his commie rathole the philosophical closet and lead the nation into communist utopia! Obama, the super-smart Harvard grad and genius who can lower oceans and heal planets! He is the RIGHT CORRECT man for ANY job! At last, communism will have the perfect leader in place, and it will succeed just like his Stimulus and his healthcare bill did beyond anyone's wildest imagination!

Obama is the leader who will finally fulfill Marx's vision! If he can't do it, nobody can so it's settled, nobody can.

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I completely agree with you, Comrade Opiate. This time we're going to get it right. This time, we will not have to force people to share their wealth at the point of a gun. This time, there will be no slouchers. This time, the state will provide for all of our needs, including brand new I-Pads without us having to wait in any lines for one single minute!

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Dear leader SOLD OUT!!!!

Comrades, what is this!?! The Current Truth from ABC News is that Comrade Obama is like that Rethuglikan Warmonger Ronnie Raygun!?! This is travesty comrades, I cannot bring myself to uphold this current truth Comrades, I am sorry, I am failure to The Party and I must go to Jiffi Lobo now... (Ronnie Raygun *spit*spit*spit*)


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I feel dear Leader Obamaunist's pain.

We know, Obamunist longs to speak the truth from his heart, if he had one, and yell from the mountain top, upon which he thinks he reigns, that he is a communist. But, we know this is not possible as long as this retched country has freedom of speech used so selfishly by our enemies.
We've gained most of the loyal press, which has made great strides incovering our asses . .. in spreading our propaganda the spreading truth; but more needs to be done to squelch Faux News, Glenn Beck and Limbaugh! We simply cannot blame dear Leaderfrom trying to hiding the truth from the informative, masses. We must remember, he did publicly brag on his soul mates acquaintances, Rev. Wright and comrade Ayres, and look what that got him. A little angst!

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Comrade Rooster,
That video's a joke......right?? They not only compared Dear Leader to Ronnie Raygun, but (send all children out of the room now) also compared him to...to.....(I can barely speak the word)...... NIXON! What's next? "He's like Ike"?

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Actually, I think this is a most equal move on ABC's part to redirect the anger at Raygun, kind of like the Two Minutes' Hate in 1984.
After all, Dear Leader hasn't failed; any failures must be the fault of the Bushes and Raygun. It's the same lack of logic that Dear Leader used in taking credit for Brown's victory in Massachusett[e]s.


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Leninka wrote:
Dear Leader has been pussy-footing around all year. He's appointed Communist Czars like Van Jones and Cal Sunstein. He's invited Communists like Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright to dine with him at the White House, and Communist Michael Moore has dined at the White House eight times. And yet, he has yet to come out as a Communist, himself.

Is it that hard? What is he afraid of? We, here, at the Cube would be delighted to hear him tell the world in his State of the Union speech:

"I am a Communist, and I'm proud of it!"


So, if tomorrow night, he does not reveal it, I am extending Dear Leader an open invitation to come to the Cube and tell us here. Tell us, President Obama, right here on the Cube, that you are a Communist. We'll keep your secret. Don't be afraid. It's really not good to live a lie. I know it will make you feel better.

This guy will get to the truth.

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President Obama,

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

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Leninka wrote:This time, the state will provide for all of our needs, including brand new I-Pads without us having to wait in any lines for one single minute!

What is this curious 'I-Pad'? Is it what I think it is, and does it work for 'heavy flo' days, or only on 'lighter' ones?

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Don't confuse I-pads with these. With the I-pad, you will have to purchase it now on the black market. But with these, just wait in line for two or three hours, and hope they have enough left by the time your turn comes.

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Our great Leader maybe afraid concerned about coming out of the communist closet, but at least we have brave, hate- America- first, Mo, and we know Mo has Bo's testies in the proverbial lock box. What a radical feminist she is.
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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Our great Leader maybe afraid concerned about coming out of the communist closet, but at least we have brave, hate- America- first, Mo, and we know Mo has Bo's testies in the proverbial lock box. What a radical feminist she is.
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We know Barry's got ballz, 'cuz Shelly keeps 'em in a Cool Whip can in her freezer. Suck on dat, Boosh!

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Yes, Shelly is the quite the keeper of the ballz!

And, in the recent bout with evil Rethuglicans in Baltimore, Dear Leader revealed even more evident that he really is a Communist. Here is what Dear Leader said about Republicans:

BALTIMORE — President Barack Obama is accusing Republicans of portraying health care overhaul legislation as a “Bolshevik plot.”

Obama told House Republicans that major elements of the bills were based on proposals from former lawmakers in the political middle, including one plan from Republicans Bob Dole and Howard Baker as well as Democrat Tom Daschle.

The president said [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]“that's not a radical bunch, but if you were to listen to the debate … you'd think this was some Bolshevik plot.”[/HIGHLIGHT] He criticized the Republicans for their attacks and said their strategy doesn't give them any room to negotiate.The 1917 revolution in Russia brought the Bolsheviks to power. Vladimir Lenin and Josef Stalin were among the leaders.

Now, I ask you, comrades. Is Dear Leader upset with Republicans? Why would Dear Leader mention Bolsheviks at all?

Dear Leader Castro used to make such accusations. This is the best technique in the world for throwing off those who are on to you, and Dear Leader knows it well.

Instead of coming right out and admitting what one's accusers have already said, or are suspecting of one, one, instead, turns on one's accusers in the following manner, using the technique perfected by Comrade Fidel Castro:

*Fidel Castro mocks Americans for accusing him of being a communist, January 1960: [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]". . . they are launching a campaign against us, on the basis of what we are producing here, that we are creating a firm foundation here, that this is supposed to be a base for rockets, in Camaguey, when we are actually only building the school city there; and so they have come up with all kinds of accusations to the effect that this movement is infiltrated by Communists, that we are creating a Communist republic in the carribean [/HIGHLIGHT]. . . (of course, Dear Fidel really was building a missile base).



Barack Obama mocks John McCain for possibly accusing him of being a communist at some point in the future, October 2008: [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]“I don't know what's next. By the end of the week, he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my, uh, peanut butter and jelly sandwich.” [/HIGHLIGHT]

Fidel Castro accuses Americans of lying about his confiscating property from farmers, January 1960: [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00] "And what do they say now? Now they come along with other lies, lies to the effect that we are not giving the farmers possession of the land."[/HIGHLIGHT]

Barack Obama accuses Republicans of lying, August 2008:[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00] "They have not been telling the truth," he said. "And I hate to say that people are lying, but here's a situation where folks are lying."[/HIGHLIGHT]

The above technique is what could be called the "they said this and they said that" technique where the speaker never denies what he is accused of, but instead belittles the bearer of the truth.

I am so proud of Dear Leader for following in the footsteps of Dear Castro, especially in how he accuses his accusers of their accusations.

*Keep in mind that Dear Comrade Fidel Castro's quotes all came from an interview that occurred in January 1960. As a point of reference keep in mind that this interview took place two years before the Cuban missile crisis, and also a year or so before Castro declared himself a communist to the world.

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Leninka wrote:[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]“that's not a radical bunch, but if you were to listen to the debate … you'd think this was some Bolshevik plot.”[/HIGHLIGHT] He criticized the Republicans for their attacks and said their strategy doesn't give them any room to negotiate.

I HATE it when those pesky Repubs get it right!!

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Bah, Tovarich Obama passes the test with flying colors.

But Amerikanskys are not as intelligent as they were fifty years ago.

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Perhaps there is a simple misunderstanding? "Notacommunist" Could simply be new prog speak for "Communist". By saying I am notacommunist, one is simply using People's English.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Perhaps there is a simple misunderstanding? "Notacommunist" Could simply be new prog speak for "Communist". By saying I am notacommunist, one is simply using People's English.

To say: "I am notacommunist" is a perfectly acceptable term. And it will come in handy in the in the months and years to come, especially with the implementation of the People's Health Care Program, and any laws moving us closer to the nationalization of oil companies, banks, etc.

"I am notacommunist" is also a simple and easy way to deceive. It reminds me of our second favorite Dear Leader Bubba Clinton when he said: "I did not have sex with that woman, Monika Lewinski." Yes, a simple, straight forward lie.

The Obama-Castro method of deception is a little more advanced, and one must be highly practiced in the art of deception to be able to regularly use it.

If Comrade Clinton had used this method to deceive the world about Monika Lewinski, he would have said: "They say I had sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski." This way, one does not have to really lie, but instead, one goes after one's accusers as if it is they who are lying.

Comrade Zero Obowma is quite adept at this method, like when he said this about John McCain:

“I don't know what's next. By the end of the week, he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my, uh, peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”

He projects, into the future, what his accuser might say. Now, if that isn't forward thinking, I don't know what is. You could call it a kind of a preemptive strike.

So far, my favorite "accuse the accuser" line of deception by Dear Leader is this one:

"John McCain and Sarah Palin, they call this socialistic."

It's right up there with this one by Comrade Fidel:

" . . . and so they have come up with all kinds of accusations to the effect that this movement is infiltrated by Communists, that we are creating a Communist republic in the carribean."


 
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