What Chinese products can you do without?

 

 

 

Was Covid 19 on that list? Perhaps I missed it...
 

'pelipsky didn't understand the question...the answer that earns real social credit in Xina because we're all Xinese now.

Right??
 

jackalopelipsky

'pelipsky didn't understand the question...the answer that earns real social credit in Xina because we're all Xinese now.

Right??

Good job, comrade!

That earns you ten Red Stamps in your social-credit store trading book. Just 132,034,879,721 more and you'll have earned enough for a free beet boiler.
 

Golly, Margaret...that many B&H Red stamps towards a redeemable beet boiler???

Do y'thinkfeel that 'pelipsky could pick that up at the nearest Xi'Y'all Mart??
 

Margaret

jackalopelipsky

'pelipsky didn't understand the question...the answer that earns real social credit in Xina because we're all Xinese now.

Right??

Good job, comrade!

That earns you ten Red Stamps in your social-credit store trading book. Just 132,034,879,721 more and you'll have earned enough for a free beet boiler.

KAMALARADS!!!

To be klear.... that is 132,034,879,731 total Red Stamps in your social-credit store trading book to redeem the ELECTRIC Beet Boiler... which will only work in Texazstan during certain times based on load shedding intended to ration Green Energy.

The Limited Edition Multi-Fuel AOC-designer Beet Boiler is available for a paltry 20,000,000,000,000 and $116, plus Shipping and Handling (while supplies last). It is designed to operate independently on various renewable fuel sources -- even the composted remains donated substance of "kinetically re-educated" Trump Supporters.

As an added bonus, the Limited Edition Multi-Fuel AOC-designer Beet Boiler comes with a Cook Book complete with 101 Party-Approved Beet Recipes

But WAIT!! There's more...

If you act now, you will receive not just one, but TWO Official AOC "Tax the Rich" Sweatshirts to keep you and your closest Kamalarad toasty warm during those dark, Texazstan winter nights.


 

Has anyone notified PETA that rodents wear FUR?

sweatshirts are biologically redundant. The science is settled.
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Has anyone notified PETA that rodents wear FUR?

sweatshirts are biologically redundant. The science is settled.

HOW DARE YOU PRACTICE "THE SCIENCE" ™ WITHOUT A LICENSE!

...Much less practice "The Science" with out a White Lab Coat!!!

Had you Consulted with the Party-Approved "Experts," ™ you would not have embarrassed yourself and committed TREASON at the same time!!

Not all rats have little fur coats. Some Rats don't have little White Lab Rat Privilege.

Some poor and oppressed rats enter the world with no coat at all!!

You INSENSIVE, Science-Denying...... TRUMPSTER!!!!


 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Has anyone notified PETA that rodents wear FUR?

sweatshirts are biologically redundant. The science is settled.

Eggsactly which TPC rodent are you referring to PETA to?? Ivan, you are hoping 'pelipsky gets covered in RED paint, so you can requisition the 10 B&H Red Stamps 'pelipsky social credit earned for thinkin' through Margaret's trick poll question and coming up with the current truth answer.

And who are you, Mr. Carbon Fueled Tractor Man to E-indict the mythical horned rodent for wearin' FUR???

You've just won an all expense paid 3-day fishing trip on the Texazistan lake of your choice accompanied by GRETA!! Explain that carbon produced bass boat's need to exist for 3 days of bass huntin' pleasure to her, for your troubles to the horned rodent.

'pelipsky DARES you.
 

 

Ivan, want to begin a TPC Ambassador's Mentoring Program where you enjoy taking young recruits like Trigger'dpouff, to learn them to live bait hook a catfish along the banks of the Brazos River of Texazistan?



You're already, bass huntin' with Greta for 3 days! Picked a lake, yet?

When's the last time you had a hot steamin' bowl of sufferin'??

forelocktug,
'pelipsky
 

 

jackalopelipsky

Golly, Margaret...that many B&H Red stamps towards a redeemable beet boiler???

Do y'thinkfeel that 'pelipsky could pick that up at the nearest Xi'Y'all Mart??

Yes!

As soon as your turn on the waiting list comes up. For beet boilers that'll be around Next Tuesday. For an electric beet boiler it might take longer. But it is something to look forward to. Dreams are made of electric beet boilers.
 

That's awesome, Margaret.

'pelipsky's been hopin' for somethin' to hope for, for 30 years. All the Commissars assured 'pelipsky they had things under control and were aware of the 'concerns' of a horned rodent. Sort of like Lt. Gov. of Texazistan getting to the bottom of somebody makin' those legislators insisting upon GreenDealtEnergy. Only FedMoney - sort of like a cryptic currency to the GreenDealtPlan - that is evidently FREE, and at no cost to the representative's district, or state - would make a legislator do that to ERCOT members.



an' thanks on the possible availability of redeemable beet boiler at the XiY'all Mart down the road.
It's like hope is finally makin' a comeback! at least in the mythical mind of a mythical horned rodent...

forelocktug,
'pelipsky
 

Ivan, 'pelipsky will top your Trigger'dpouff with this virtual reality picture of the State of the Collective's Mind.


 

jackalopelipsky

Socialized energy and socialism itself is being sabatoged by a plague of domestic terrorism caused by an underworld of criminal capitalist elements and their foreign henchmen. Everything that happened in Texas is a deliberate sabatoge of socialism and the perpetrators must be brought to justice. This is a national emergency and the masses must be wary and report to the authorities any suspicious talk, activities and deviations.
 

Comrade Otis

jackalopelipsky

Socialized energy and socialism itself is being sabatoged by a plague of domestic terrorism caused by an underworld of criminal capitalist elements and their foreign henchmen. Everything that happened in Texas is a deliberate sabatoge of socialism and the perpetrators must be brought to justice. This is a national emergency and the masses must be wary and report to the authorities any suspicious talk, activities and deviations.

That's what 'pelipsky heard, too.

Those deniers of GreenDealtEnergy within ERCOT must be silenced, so that I'm Texazistan investigating ERCOT - not - ERCOT investigating Dan Patrick, the lt. gov. of Texazistan.

It's a narrative control settled science of angles and how you play off them...that's the science of narrative control.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Komrade, I will never forgive you for putting that disgustingprogressive (same thing) visual into my brain.

Please forward a barrel of mind bleach as emergency rations.
 

Sounds like Ellsworth could use a visit to Jiffy-Lobo for a memory wipe along with a hot wax treatment with soft water rinse and a complimentary air freshener.


Oh yes.... a Chinese product we can do without :


 

jackalopelipsky

Ivan, 'pelipsky will top your Trigger'dpouff with this virtual reality picture of the State of the Collective's Mind.



Komrade J,

That was truly horrifying.

As a side note, Pee Wee is the reason I take one of those little black light flashlights with me when I go to the movies.
 

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin

jackalopelipsky

Ivan, 'pelipsky will top your Trigger'dpouff with this virtual reality picture of the State of the Collective's Mind.



Komrade J,

That was truly horrifying.

As a side note, Pee Wee is the reason I take one of those little black light flashlights with me when I go to the movies.

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