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We Must Stand Together Against the 'NeoKulaks'

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Comrades!

The plan to destroy the NeoKulak 'small business exploiters' is working well except for those places where the Party(™) isn't in full control yet.

We're in this Together Comrades! Don't give in the the stories of destroyed lives and ruined dreams. These Kulaks have stomped all our dreams for the Glorious March to the World of Next Tuesday(™) and can never ever be forgiven.

As Comrade Stalin accomplished with the Glorious Collectivization of the Exploited Farm Workers we can crush these independent, Drumph voting evil capitalist pigs and make them beg, yes BEG for Party(™) handouts. Once this class of imperialist capitalist exploiters is 'eliminated' (by any means necessary may I add!) we can really look forward to the Glorious March to the World of Next Tuesday(™) And don't let me catch you outside without the proper paperwork, comrades, unless of course you're on the way to Tractor Barn #2 for some very socially distant Party(™) activities!

These 'exploiters' don't offer the benefits of Party(™) approved workplaces like mandatory dues to the Party(™) and weekly sessions to build political reliability. How can any workplace function without a Party Resource... Human Resource Department to properly weed out miscreants, free thinkers and other anti-Party(™) types?


As Always, Your humble Liquidator and Special Representative to the Poliburo for the Elimination of the NeoKulaks!

Dimitri

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Most humble liquidator, Dimitri, 'pelipsky saw your most glorious iron hand in a velvet glove in this explosive elimination of some NeoKulaks.


BREAKING: Massive Explosion in Los Angeles, Multiple Buildings Burning, 230 Firefighters Responding — Ten Injured

When 'pelipsky read the article, mentioning how a plant employing a hazardous process involving explosive butane was built right next to poor enough to be not even be neo kulaks, and their impoverished neighborhood, 'pelipsky said to self, "This is pure Kissov at his liquidator best."

The Party handouts you must have received from the City of Angels, just to build this hazardous processing plant within walking distance of an impoverished neighborhood.

Then to think of those impoverished people doing hazardous operations that could not just kill them, but also burn down their meager belongings, not to mention family and neighbors, as an employment opportunity.

If that ain't pure Kissov in action, then the mythical horned rodent don't have a clue what's going on down at the: Poliburo for the Elimination of the NeoKulaks.
'pelipsky forelock tugs to your elimination effrontery, Dimitri.

Jackalopelipsky
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#BR 549

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Once in a while opportunities arise where we can't let a health cruisis go to waste.

Think of Covid-19 as the new Ebola. Back then the revolution almost happened. Let's not let it slip from our gloriously sticky fingers this time!

Back to the Cube of 2006:

The People's Scientist; Social Success Lies With Ebola!


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The People's Scientist known as Dr. Doom has been awash with thanks and praise from every corner of the globe for his outright candor on how to end globalization, and to give the planet back to the rest of the planet. In fiery university speeches, enthralled student audiences danced in the isles to the tune of introducing the Ebola virus to a well deserving planet of capitalist pigs.

Kill Locally, Succeed Globally!

It is clear now that in order to instill the masses properly with social revolution, you must exceed the pain threshold reached by Lenin, Stalin and Mao in the previous revolutions. We must be empowered to empoison all people lost in this freedom scourge, drunk with prosperity. Enter, Dr. Doom's strategic thinking for the 21st century of progressive reform. "It is clear that the 100 million deaths of the previous century of progressivism wasn't enough for the revolution to succeed, so I must impose the will of the 100 million people worldwide who do understand this clearly! To You, I give this virus so we can share this planet for ourselves and to assure your local communities around the world that they have no future in our future!"

This Planet Needs An Enema

Dr. Doom presented an eloquent concept that the people could only approve of; ridding ourselves of at least five billion capitalist pigs that stand in the way of the social justice and equity for all in the utopian destiny waiting for all true believers who know better.

In a vial Dr. Doom held high for his captivated audience, the Peoples' Scientist announced that Ebola will be the cure and that the state can now succeed where so many times it did not; "In order for the state to come to fruition, it is clear that too many people just stand in the way. With the proper balance of state versus population, the state shall succeed! Ebola will guarantee what Karl truly meant in scripture, and state planning shall be saved from the dustheap of history!"

Government By the People For the Caviar

The People's Scientist continued; "Of course, the people will not be the only one's thankful for this bold stroke! Think of all the livestock lined up for special treatment right now as we speak! Think of all in the insect world that will be saved from human extermination! Remember the fates of the passenger pigeon and all those dinosaurs of past civilizations! The people will finally speak for all of them as we rid ourselves of this planetary virus known as humanity!"

The standing-room-only audience was on its feet with applause and praise for Dr. Doom as he kissed his Ebola vial to the sky.

Save The Planet, End Humanity Today!


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Ms Doctor Utopia says

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You are nothing in the face of socialism.

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Margaret wrote:Ms Doctor Utopia says

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You are nothing in the face of socialism.

Margaret, is Mrs. Doctor Utopia already dead, but still walking around?

axin' for a friend,
'pelipsky

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Most humble liquidator, Dimitri, 'pelipsky saw your most glorious iron hand in a velvet glove in this explosive elimination of some NeoKulaks.


BREAKING: Massive Explosion in Los Angeles, Multiple Buildings Burning, 230 Firefighters Responding — Ten Injured

When 'pelipsky read the article, mentioning how a plant employing a hazardous process involving explosive butane was built right next to poor enough to be not even be neo kulaks, and their impoverished neighborhood, 'pelipsky said to self, "This is pure Kissov at his liquidator best."

The Party handouts you must have received from the City of Angels, just to build this hazardous processing plant within walking distance of an impoverished neighborhood.

Then to think of those impoverished people doing hazardous operations that could not just kill them, but also burn down their meager belongings, not to mention family and neighbors, as an employment opportunity.

If that ain't pure Kissov in action, then the mythical horned rodent don't have a clue what's going on down at the: Poliburo for the Elimination of the NeoKulaks.
'pelipsky forelock tugs to your elimination effrontery, Dimitri.

Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549

Dimitri! Dimitri! You are the Kissov Eliminator of ALL Liquidators, of not even yet Kulaks enough to be NEO Kulaks, as well a NEO Kulaks, themselves. Your input as Special Representative to the Poliburo for the Elimination of the NeoKulaks in California is surpassing all quotas of liquidation of everything Kulak or Neo Kulak.

The mythical horned rodent is must mythical mind boggled at your Kissov Touch Initiative in the mastery of Gov. Gavin Newsom. Not only will he permit the explosive plant to be built next to some not even Kulak-ables, Newsom is going to LAY-OFF those first responders coming to render proper reason for government services for these poor non essential Kulak-ables and some NEO-Kulak's private property.

Dimitri! Dimitri! You are the Kissov Eliminator of ALL Liquidators, of not even yet Kulaks enough to be NEO Kulaks, as well a NEO Kulaks, themselves. Your input as Special Representative to the Poliburo for the Elimination of the NeoKulaks in California is surpassing all quotas of liquidation of everything Kulak or Neo Kulak.

The mythical horned rodent is must mythical mind boggled at your Kissov Touch Initiative in the mastery of Gov. Gavin Newsom. Not only will he permit the explosive plant to be built next to some not even Kulak-ables, Newsom is going to LAY-OFF those first responders coming to render proper reason for government services for these poor non essential Kulak-ables and some NEO-Kulak's private property.

Isn't This Extortion? Governor Gavin Newsom Promises “First Responders Are the First Ones to Be Laid Off” Unless California Gets More Govt. Cash

It's Trump's stingy ways that's to blame here, that Gov. Newsom doesn't have enough California budget Money to pay these First Responders. After all, there's only so much left in the California State budget, when the StateChurch of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer charges so much to support illegal aliens. Charity to 'others' comes first --- or some Neo Kulaks are going to H.E. double icepick HELL.

Dimitri, you really know how to Kissov like a Politburo Eliminator should. So MUCH liquidation just set to pop as you planned. hat off before your elimination effrontery, Jackalopelipksy Russian Agent #BR 549]Isn't This Extortion? Governor Gavin Newsom Promises “First Responders Are the First Ones to Be Laid Off” Unless California Gets More Govt. Cash

It's Trump's stingy ways that's to blame here, that Gov. Newsom doesn't have enough budget money to pay these First Responders. After, there's only so much left in a budget, when the StateChurch of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer charges so much to support illegal aliens.

Dimitri, you really know how to Kissov like a Politburo Eliminator should. So MUCH liquidation just set to pop as you planned.

hat off before your elimination effrontery,
Jackalopelipksy
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