Comrades!

This has been a Banner Year in Progressive thought. Without the Progressive Internet Genius that is the Left, were would we be?
While much of the credit for the Banner Year has been given to internet giants like The Huffington Post, The Daily Kos and other major players in saluting Socialism, the little guy, the forgotten comrade, the toilers in the trenches of the cultural war have been often overlooked, ignored or forgotten.
Not here.
Not at the Peoples's Cube

This year, the members of the Cube will get a chance to vote for the [HIGHLIGHT=#ff0000]Pig(Abuse) Award[/HIGHLIGHT].
Progressive Internet Genius (Always Building Utopian Socialism Everywhere)
This coveted award will go to one of our three finalists based on their ability to inspire Progressivism here at the Cube.

The Grand Prize will be a Shovel, a Beet of the Week, and a "Get Out of Gulag Free" card.
Runners up will qualify for free gas and mortgage payments.

This year's finalists:
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The Mime

Wang Chung

Mr. Denny
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sKS633I7NB4/SPZ4Q2N1aSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/zcKhgYgL2OU/S220/andrew

I voted for the Mime.

Who could possibly forget his heroic defense of the The Magic Rubber Bullet Theory and the wonderful scrubbing and editing that he sacrificed for in the name of Progress and Truth.

Here is some of the scrubbing and editing that was removed. As you can see he had to sit all day at his computer swatting away at the evil Bushies and making sure their lies weren't told:

3. Suffragettes had more backbone. You ran away. You ran away.

Comment by margaret — September 16, 2008 @ 12:10 am

#4

You, sir (and I use that term loosely), are a coward. You ran away from the fight. Which is typical of leftists. If you believe so passionately in your cause, why can't you stand shoulder to shoulder with your comrades and take the heat with them?

But then when you get called out on it by Margaret, and myself, what do you do? You delete the posts, thus providing us further evidence of you cowardice. You can even muster up one gram of courage to do something as simple as defend your actions. And the Obamunists want us to trust the security of this country to those of his and your political slant? Not so long as there is one breath left in my body so that I can pull a trigger.

Delete this and you prove to me that your cowardice runs deeper than I can imagine.

Comment by Cold Warrior — September 16, 2008 @ 8:46 am

5. It hurts, doesn't it Jodin? That you ran away like that. Like a little girl. Must be embarrassing.

Jodin, anyone reading your article can see that.

And you're deleting posts. There I was thinking you were for free speech. But there you go deleting posts so that none of your readers can see them and make up their own minds as to their substance. How marvelously hypocritical. And this in the posts of an article entitled "Violent Police Deny Free Speech at RNC."

Comment by margaret — September 16, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

#4 [Editor's Comment: Cold Warrior continues to display an inability to post comments in an adult manner. Continued name-calling, false accusations against individuals and other juvenile behavior renders his posts irrelevant to the dialogue. If Cold Warrior can find a way to communicate with maturity, her comments will be posted. Otherwise, she can be assured that her comments will not make it onto these threads.]


ROTFLMAO!!! You have proven the point I was trying to make. You are indeed incapable of forming a counter-argument to defend your actions.

Comment by Cold Warrior — September 16, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

"Velvel told RAW STORY that several groups have been established to force some universities to hold hearings on whether faculty members should have their jobs terminated for participating in Bush Administration crimes."

Grab the pitchforks, Pa! It's a good old-fashioned WITCH HUNT!

In fact, let's go after everyone who voted for Bush! They're clearly guilty of treason.

Comment by Mimi — September 16, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

#11

RE: #10

demands that people who are concerned with the public weal stand up for freedom and not be shackled by pieces of paper.

Pieces of paper like … mmmmm … The Constitution?

Hadrian,

I for one, and there are a handful that I know that think this as well, believe it is time that we, as a nation, convene a Second Constitutional Convention. The current one is difficult and slow to amend. Hence, it has become an anachronism based on what our society is like today. It has outlived it's usefulness. Many things, the ills of our society, that need to be addressed, like poverty, animal rights, homelessness, health care, women's rights, eliminating corporate greed, confiscation of firearms from civilian hands, wealth redistribution, gay rights, dismantlement of our military, etc. can all be addressed at one time, once and for all. Then we wait. And watch as America slowly becomes a peaceful utopian society under this new, more progressive Constitution. Murder will virtually go away because only the police will have guns and poverty, the source of all crime, will be eliminated. War will go away because we did away with the evil institution that causes all wars in the first place … the United States military.

I think this idea whose time has come. And we owe all to the evil Bu$hitler.

–
JS

Comment by John Spargo — September 18, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

#13

Cold Warrior/Margaret,

I'm not sure who you think you're impressing or convincing. You're displaying yourself as childish on these posts. It's obvious to everyone that when someone hears bullets being shot at them, and that person is unarmed, that the only rational thing to do is to seek to avoid being shot. Anything else is idiotic. Grow up.

-Jodin

I served 20 years in our country's Armed Forces. Many years ago, in a land that I will not disclose for reasons of a classified nature, I did not have the consideration of rubber bullets fired at me. Those were REAL 7.62mm bullets made out of copper and lead that were fired at me. I, unlike you, did not run away when the fracas started. I went and found the nearest weapon, which happened to be an M4, and I returned fire. It worked. I'm still alive. As I wanted to be. And what of my unit's attackers? They were all dead. But they didn't run. They could have. Nothing was blocking them. But they stayed and fought to the last man, to the last bullet. They had to have known 5 minutes into the fight, a fire fight that they instigated, that they were going to lose. Yet, they didn't run away. Extreme bravery or Profound stupidity? I do not know the answer to that because based on my experiences there is a fine line between the two. Either way, I can respect them for what they did. If anyone who has been in combat tells you that they were never scared, they are either a liar or a psychopath. Both sides in this fire fight, those many years ago, were scared out of their minds. No question about it. But no one, no one… turned yellow and ran away. Even my unit's attackers, my enemy, to this day has my unwavering admiration and respect because I want think that they were not fools but were brave men. Yes, we (my unit) had to kill them. That's war. That's the nature of the job. Which is how I looked at it then and still do to this day. It was job. Of the men in my unit, the lives of 4 really good friends ended that day. And they, without hesitation, are my heroes.

You, Jodin, do not have my admiration or respect by any measure. By your own admission, in your own words posted above:

1. You ran away.
2. When "Mr. Police Officer" did not tend to your "emotional needs" because of trivial things like the fact that he had other duties to attend to, you complain. What did you want him do? Fix you some herbal tea and sit down a "talk" about your feelings?

Jodin, I'm sorry I am unable to have any sympathy for you. I've seen greater men pay a bigger price for your freedoms. Freedoms that you are guaranteed, yet you don't deserve.

–

Comment by Cold Warrior — September 18, 2008 @ 6:10 pm

So because Jodin obeyed the police, he wasn't killed. That's good. But it doesn't appear he was brutalized, either. By his own admission, he wasn't seriously hurt, and he even drove himself home afterward. The worst that happened is he has a sore spot on his back and he was scared, and the mean old cop wasn't a mind-reader who should've known he had an owie that needed kissing. Where's the violence mentioned in the title of his post? How were his rights violated?

Where's the brutality, and where's the heroism?

He knew beforehand the risks he was taking, that there might be consequences to what he was doing, and now he's complaining because he was faced with those consequences, which don't appear to be anywhere near as bad as they could have been.

Comment by Mimi — September 19, 2008 @ 8:39 am

#21

What a snoozefest.
Bunch of rabble crying like the little Marxist diaper doper babies they are.
I believe the police used considerable restraint.

John Adams, phone home. If you communardtards don't understand what I'm referring to, check out March 5, 1770.
Jodin, show us your stigmata from the rubber bullet. Please? I'll send you a Purple Fart.
Show us the dead and the dying, those who gave all, and some who gave an afternoon or evening yelling slogans…got pepper sprayed… and tear gassed…well?
Anything?
Anything at all?
You'll see more blood watching the Minnesota Wild play hockey this year.
A cause not worth dying for is not worth living for either.
Probably the biggest event in your most pitiful life. How sad.
Next time when you play "Radical Street Fascist Hooligan" wear Kevlar or quit complaining about rubber bullets.

"and did not know if I was being shot at with live bullets or not. "
Sheesh…I bet he soiled his panties too.
Jacobins all….

Comment by Chubby Huggs — September 21, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

#24

So, not even a welt or a bruise?
There's a big blank space up at the top of your page here that looks like a failed image link. Was that supposed to be a picture of Jodin's injuries?
Where's the Red Welt of Courage?

Comment by Chubby Huggs — September 23, 2008 @ 5:26 am

#25

I am not sure where the "Reed Welt of Courage" is, but the "Red Welt of Fascist Support" is on your oversized ass, Chubby.

Are you ever going to address anything close to the issues? You have some sort of obsessive compulsive disorder that seems to keep you fixated on minutiae while critically important issues fly right by you ever instant.

Seriously… do you have an opinion worth sharing about the specific issues Jodin's treatment by the police represent or not?

Comment by Mikael — September 23, 2008 @ 11:37 am

#26

Chubby, I don't know if you just didn't bother to read the article, but here's the text again…
"Once I was clearly away from all the activity, I checked my back more thoroughly and saw that I had a red spot where the bullet had hit. It was obvious at this point that the bullet had been some non-lethal version (rubber bullet)."

So, it was just a red spot. It faded. What else do you want? There are no pictures. The concern I raise in the article is not centered around the extent of my physical injury but about the free speech issues, and the cop's responsibility to communicate clearly before attacking people who wish to abide by the law.

-Jodin

Comment by Jodin Morey — September 24, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

#27

Jodin,

You are to be commended for attempting to communicate rationally with Chubby, but I am afraid your efforts are in vain. He has proven over months of entries to be incapable of sustaining even the most basic civil discourse.

On the average, one in every three comments he submits are inappropriate or simply unintelligible.

Don't waste too much time trying to be reasonable with him - you'd make better headway trying to teach the squirrels in your front yard to perform Shakespeare.

Comment by Mikael — September 25, 2008 @ 12:06 am

#28

NO PICTURES, NO PROOF.
Even if there were pictures, I'd question it.
Bee stings are quite common this time of year as the drones compete for Fall nectar before the hive goes into hibernation.
Oh…wait, that not true. Al Gore said all the bees were killed by global warming.
That's why you can't find them in Minnesota anymore.
Yeah…it was a rubber bullet.

Comment by Chubby Huggs — September 25, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

#33

#

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them."

~ Henry David Thoreau

When Emerson asked Thoreau why he was in jail for protesting that Chimpy Polkhitler's illegal war against the peaceful Mexicans, Thoreau asked why Emerson wasn't.

So why didn't Jodin or Mikael go to jail?
Where's the street cred? Does jail cramp their style?
Quiet desperation maybe or just a lack of stones and courage?
It's been said a hero only dies once, but a coward dies a thousand deaths each day.

Run to the ACLU and whine.
Boo hoo!

Comment by Mata Hari — September 26, 2008 @ 4:25 am

The red spot faded? Did Bob Cobb the Maestro give you Chinese balm for it? Did you put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?

Seriously, wouldn't the ACLU want pictures of the rubber bullet wound, to help make the case? Or are they–and ultimately the courts–just supposed to take Jodin's word for it that he was shot?

Comment by Mimi — September 26, 2008 @ 7:32 am

34. This proves to me beyond a doubt that you, Mikael and Jodin, are nothing but two-bit rabble rousers. What a crock. Check this out you two; this is what rubber bullets do:

https://images.google.com/images?hl=en& ... ages&gbv=2

The purpose of your web-site has nothing to do with impeachment. All you two are out to accomplish is to keep people in a constant state of rage. You two are political warmongers.

QUOTE:

The organizer, he said, “must first rub raw the resentments of the people; fan the latent hostilities to the point of overt expression. He must search out controversy and issues, rather than avoid them, for unless there is controversy people are not concerned enough to act.

The organizer's function, he added, was “to agitate to the point of conflict” and “to maneuver and bait the establishment so that it will publicly attack him as a ‘dangerous enemy.'” “The word ‘enemy,'” said Alinsky, “is sufficient to put the organizer on the side of the people”; i.e., to convince members of the community that he is so eager to advocate on their behalf, that he has willingly opened himself up to condemnation and derision.

But it is not enough for the organizer to be in solidarity with the people. He must also, said Alinsky, cultivate unity against a clearly identifiable enemy; he must specifically name this foe, and “singl[e] out” precisely who is to blame for the “particular evil” that is the source of the people's angst. In other words, there must be a face associated with the people's discontent. That face, Alinsky taught, “must be a personification, not something general and abstract like a corporation or City Hall.” Rather, it should be an individual such as a CEO, a mayor, or a president.

UNQUOTE

Your purpose isn't to bring about impeachment. Your purpose is to use impeachment as an agitating tool. Cheap, two-bit, political warmongers. That's what you are.

Comment by margaret — September 26, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

#35

#

Ask some questions and it's a personal attack? No, it's when there's no snappy retort it becomes a "personal attack".
How insecure in your "person"hood do you have to be to call that post a personal attack?
If not personhood, what about MANhood?

You FACE the enemy and you confront the enemy.
"Who's streets? Our streets!" Horse shit! If it's your street, why desert and claim to get shot in the BACK with a rubber bullet with no proof?

Stalin had penal battalions posted behind the lines to shoot deserters when they retreated.

Even Ghandi would call you so called "pacifists" nothing but cowards.
Go get the movie "Ghandi", watch it and feel the shame.

Lame? Yes.
Brave? No way!

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them."

~ Henry David Thoreau

When Emerson asked Thoreau why he was in jail for protesting that Chimpy Polkhitler's illegal war against the peaceful Mexicans, Thoreau asked why Emerson wasn't.

So why didn't Jodin or Mikael go to jail?
Where's the street cred? Does jail cramp their style?
Quiet desperation maybe or just a lack of stones and courage?
It's been said a hero only dies once, but a coward dies a thousand deaths each day.

Run to the ACLU and whine.
Boo hoo!

Comment by Mata Hari — September 26, 2008 @ 4:25 am

Comment by Mata Hari — September 26, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

37. lol!!! You two have no balls. Deleting posts. You can delete posts but that doesn't change the fact that you two are just cheap Left-wing rabble rousers.

You're doing what the Left does best: squelch and rub-out any dissent. The Left is the Left is the Left. At core nothing but cheap lowbrow thugs.

Comment by margaret — September 26, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

37. [Another meaningless attempt at a post with no contact of substance]

~~~

[Margaret, Mimi, Mata Hari, Chubby,

If you continue to insist upon dragging this or any future thread down into your juvenile personal attack gutter mode your posts will be deleted.

This isn't that complicated. Find an adult to explain it to you if you find it too much for you to comprehend.

If you continue to posting nothing but personal attacks and baseless rants that have nothing to do with the topic and contribute nothing to the discussion, you may lose your posting privileges permanently.

If you would like to comment on legitimate topics with legitimate perspectives, then your posts will be allowed. If not, you will be banned.

We grow weary of having to play the role of a daily kindergarten teacher/playground supervisor with your childishness.

We have better things to do with our time.

~ Ed. ]

Comment by margaret — September 26, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

38. lol!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!

Your entire website is "juvenile personal attack gutter mode" designed to trash your political enemies.

lol!!! Too rich! Way too rich!

If you'd suffered any injuries from a rubber bullet, Jodin, you would have taken pictures. Nothing in the world would have stopped you from getting pictures. You would have those pictures posted. You would be screaming from the rooftops. Rubber bullets do real physical damage. Do you understand that? You have no idea how stupid you look with your story. What a cheap two-bit rabble rouser you are. The both of you. Impeachment? All you're interested in is rabble rousing and keeping knuckleheads like Dennis frothing at the mouth.

Saul Alinsky would be proud.

Comment by margaret — September 26, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

#39

What is juvenile about asking for proof?
You had no problem smearing the USMC over the Haditha incident just like John Mullah Murtha.
Innocent.
Just like Abscam Sleazebag Murtha, you refuse to apologize for your gawddamn stinking lies.
No, you'e rather support shits like Pvt. Jesse MacBeth and Lt. Ehren Watada, both discredited and both proven liars.

Well?

I find it interesting that this "peaceful" little commie march when approached by the brick tossing, bandana over the face, dressed in black anarchist cretins asked to join the "poor" people's parade, it was "Come on, join the fun, the more the merrier! Just behave yourselves" How fucking stupid was that? The answer: Pretty fucking stupid.
Well, a rat's nest of them were busted on South 17th Street before the convention, so how could you turn your neighbors away? Eh, Mikael?

Cute.

"I dove to the ground"
Shit, diving onto concrete or asphalt would leave a mark too. Nothing but a drama queen.
No proof of that either.

There will come a time though when you two juvenile punks are in a fix and you're going to say "Thank God you're here officer."
Car accident, burglary, assault, fire, threat of physical violence...it's gonna be "Thank God you're here officer."
When you dial 911 you don't get the ACLU.

No shame, and what is actually arrogance, you flaunt as pride.

Remember that after you delete this post. Remember it until the day you die.

Comment by Chubby Huggs — September 26, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

Retrieved and submitted by Hillary Rodham Clinton
Maine South High School, National Merit Finalist, 1965
Wellesley College, Super Nova Cum Laude, 1969
Yale Law School, Cum Laude of the Universe, 1973

I voted for "all of the above" because it gave me the same feeling as voting for Obama. We are all equal, we are all in this together. He is the greatest because he is different from everyone who is not him, just like us. His greatness becomes more apparent, thanks to the media, every day.

CHICAGO – President-elect Barack Obama says the government has been "asleep at the switch" when it comes to overseeing the nation's financial system.

It figures evil stupid George Bush and his Halliburton cronies would overlook something as obvious as a switch labled "FINANCIAL SYSTEM". Obama will no doubt watch the switch carefully, maybe toggling it back on forth once in a while just to make sure it's working, maybe appointi a committee of Illinois Progressives to keep it oiled.

I need to revise my vote to reflect Current Truth Comrade Laika. Foolishly I thought on my own and voted for the Mime (especially since I was not even aware of who one of the candidates were). Then I saw I was in the minority. I was at least relieved that the Empress voted as I, yet my vote seems to put my neck out, and that is dangerous as you know.

Hillary, is your above post an oblique homage to the art of Mime-swipe?

Ivan Asks

Hillary, is your above post an oblique homage to the art of Mime-swipe?

Goodness no!
Although I did vote straight Mime, the homage is dedicated to the most intelligent style of blogging invented, retrieved and submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang, B.S. (unlimited) Summa Cum Laude, Messiah College, 1996, Grantham, PA.
This style of blogging is unique to the blogoshere in that all you need to do is a google search with the words "George W. Bush" and add any perjorative you can think of, then Mime-swipe, then catalog, then post on your blog, then spam the bejesus out of IFP, thus giving credit to the HBO movement and obsessive/compulsive behavior plus narcissism all at the same time.
If somebody actually comments, this too becomes a new topic in the blog.
It sounds simple but it's very painstaking.
Take for example "George W. Bush is a failed business man."
Somebody had to tell the world and Andrew did!
Some person nobody ever heard of before named Julius Streicher was amazed at all the work and diligence that was put into that effort and asked Andrew if George W. Bush is a Nazi and...BAM!...poof!...bingo!....Andrew proves Bush is a Nazi two hours later. Not only that, but also some saucy stuff on the Bush twins!
If I could have voted twice, like all good progressives, I would have voted for Andrew too, but, let's face it, the Mime paved the way for Andrew's Brave New World of Blogging.

I couldn't help it, Empress Most Excellent. As an avowed Bush-hater, I am in awe of the palpable HBO pulsating and spurting from the glorious head of the great Wang, and I simply had to honor with my vote his unparalleled hatred of Bush.

Wang Chung is an example for all of us, especially those of you who think impeachment is hopeless, that even bringing Bush to justice for his Crimes Against Everything is futile. Wang Chung keeps the flame burning! He is at his blog morning, noon and night, faithfully recording all of Bush's countless crimes and atrocities, in some cases even as they occur, and crimes that haven't even happened yet--but he knows, as do we all, that Bush WILL commit them sooner or later!

I declare, I don't know where or when Wang Chung finds the time to go to the bathroom, unless he soils himself where he sits. (I know I nearly did the first time I went to his blog.) He has forsaken all--work, sex, girlfriends, video games--to devote himself to the glorious cause of spreading the word about how Bush is the Worst President, indeed, the Worst Person Ever.

I exhort all members of the Collective to pay a visit to Wang Chung's wondrous blog. Truly, Comrades--it is beyond anything even I, in my wildest dreams, could ever imagine! It must be seen to be believed:

George W. Bush is the Worst President in U.S. History

That is the actual name of the blog. I tell you, it is a smorgasbord of outrageous delights to trigger the HBO (Hate Bush Orgasm) in all of us. In fact, my visit to this blog was the first time I experienced HBO via stimulation of the elusive W spot.

P.S. I'm not sure the Mime qualifies for the distinction of Progressive Internet Genius of the Year, since by his own admission he is only a borderline genius.

When are these Cube polls going to start using Card Check?

Madame Secretary, I tend to agree with Pinkie and I Like Wang, so let us agree to disagree there can be no disagreeing here. Besides, there is no such thing as "straight Mime".
As Dolomite is my witness, I've always dug Kung Fu, Carl Douglas, and Wang Chung.
He's a Funky Chinaman from Funky Pennsylvania!
No Bitter Clinger here.
Shit, he can even bring Seoul Brothers back from the dead. No, I mean Soul Brothers, fuck, he could probably do both!
Witness the fact he could groove withH. Rap Brown and then bring to lifeStokely Carmichael.
Dude, this cat is fast as lightning.
His blog is big bit frightening.



Trivia:
The man with the glasses is Meow's grandpa.

Commissar Maksim wrote:When are these Cube polls going to start using Card Check?

I demanded that two months ago...still hopin' fo da change.

For those comrades who are not sure which of the 3 men wearing glasses in that video who Obama is referring to as Meow's grandpa, I am relatively certain he is referring to the man in the white coat.

Just a public service message Comrades. You may now return to your regular programming.

World Leaders Refuse to Shake President George Bush's Hand

"“World Leaders Refuse to Shake President George Bush's hand”"
1 Comment - Show Original Post


Anonymous said...
I wouldn't want to shake Bush's hand, either. It's a fact he doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom, because he's evil and means to spread infection among the other world leaders so they'll get sick and die, and then he'll take their places. It's part of his grand scheme to take over the entire world and establish himself as Global Dictator for Life.

The proof is out there, it's everywhere. Google it for yourself. Obama 12 and beyond!

Pinkie O!

December 18, 2008 8:09 PM

He did not know the Secret Handshake?

I voted for "all of the above", because, as you know comrades, this is the People's Cube...there are no winners allowed...all are equal...winning is losing...yadayada

Comrade Pup!

For those comrades who are not sure which of the 3 men wearing glasses in that video who Obama is referring to as Meow's grandpa, I am relatively certain he is referring to the man in the white coat.

Not wearing glasses, His Oliness has assured me, but drinking glasses.
In this case you can be correct twice.
Drinking champagne, grabbing women, etc...

What about Dennis M. Mccullough, The People's Poet?
Kenneth and I have been working overtime ever since the CIA has been jamming Dennis' signal since July 2, 1960. He is such an asset to the socialist movement that the military industrial complex has targeted Mr. Denny evey day of his life.
Every once and a while the signal is actuallyun-scrambled and we can decipher the precious message that Dennis has for the masses and that is "impeach/evict" and"pig(abuse)"
Of the three, only Dennis has gone to jail, just like Martin Luther King, Jr., Henry David Thoreau, and Jesus. When has Mikael or Wang gone to jail? Never! Only Mr. Denny has Street Credentials!

War Head!
Have some Humorus Man Jelly for Your Toast!

Comrades,


I too voted for the Mime, but only because of the comments of my trusted comrades (as I was not here when the collective dealt with him and the others). I have now, after reading the Empress's select quotes, reconsidered, and wish to change my vote to "all the above".

BTW How do you know who voted for what?

CttGM is right. We need to install card check immediately! I liked it better when we were all told how to vote by the Party. Much easier than all of this "thoughtcrime."

just tell me where, when and how many times to vote!

Che' Gourmet

Seriously, I read the comments made by the Mime and realized that he must be a character from "The Twilight Zone." He could try the patience of Job, who, I'm sure he doesn't believe existed either!

The poet in his lone yet genial hour
Gives to his eyes a magnifying power.
Or rather he emancipates his eyes
From the black shapeless accidents of size—
In unctuous cones of kindling coal,
Or smoke upwreathing from the pipe's trim bole,
His gifted ken can see
Phantoms of sublimity.
—Apologia Pro Vita Sua
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
OUR ANCESTORS HAVE ESTEEMED AN ancient poem so profoundly that they have for over two thousand years preserved it for us. Some of them have even found the poem's inspiration divine; it is because of this that we turn to the biblical canon to claim our legacy:
The Book of Job
.

Che Gourmet

BTW How do you know who voted for what?

Does not matter.
All that matters is who counts the votes.
Watch out for that Global Warming heading your way.

J.F. Kerry has weighed in.

Same link as J.F. Kerry's.

It's also true that George W. Bush has NON-criminally tortured others; that's how he's gotten away with it all these years!

But non-criminal torture doesn't make Bush any less a criminal he's still a criminal, still insane, still evil, and still hates everyone.

If you wonder what is non-criminal torture, it's stuff like wedgies. He used to give his little brother Jeb wedgies. Jeb said so himself. Of course, since Jeb is also a member of the evil Bush family, the wedgie wasn't torture for him but something he deserved for being a Bush. But that still doesn't make it right for his big brother George to do it, because George is a Bush and the most evil one of all and nothing he does is right. Bush does everything wrong. Obama 12 and beyond!

Pinkie O!

December 19, 2008 12:34 PM

This is most distressing. Voting? In a progressive society such as the Peoples' Cube? Has some drunken capitalist pig infiltrated the webmaster's security, and is posing as our beloved Space Pooch?

How can we be employing a degenerate Western cultural tradition fostered by the very democratic societies we are subverting enlightening on a daily basis with the glorious hope of socialism? Besides the fact that Pupovich has not told me yet how to vote, I would not anyway. While the nominees are most worthy comrades and speak well of the collective, I can not, will not, participate in this corrupt and amoral process.

If the putsch, the coup, and the Cultural Revolution were good enough for our great ancestors in the socialist struggle, then they are good enough for us as well. Good Mao, you even show the polling responses...such transparency is very troubling indeed. Unless the numbers are cooked, that is. This is a travesty!

GAAAA-AAK! I say! There, I have coughed up a furball of protest...

Comrades, Maybe Wang is really one of us? Just maybe...maybe...his satire runs deeper than ours? Maybe, just maybe...he's duping the whole world?
Nobody is this gullible.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:World Leaders Refuse to Shake President George Bush's Hand

This is disturbing, for it looked to me as if this criminal Bush felt himself too above shaking these progressive leaders hands. He never even offered his hand. It was him slapping our faces and we must retaliate!

Comrade Space Hero Dog Laika....I just wanted to mention how fortunate we are, and I mean the rest of the Inner Circle, that we have decided to place an entertainment tax on your ventures into the Impeachment Fantasy Theme Park Oh how I love OPM.... though in this case, that stands for Other Pooche's Money.

Behold, Comrades! The Wang magic at work! For he has taken the comment I left on his blog (posted above on the same link as Senator Kerry's) and voila! He's turned it into its own blog topic, exactly as Laika said!

Pinkie O! Says That Bush Does Everything Wrong

And not only that, but he recognizes Pinkie as someone who visits his blog on a regular basis.

<br>Laika, I'll admit it's also crossed my mind that his blog might be a big hoax. If it is, then he's even fooled no less than a borderline genius (in the upper 96th percentile) like the Mime, since his archives include a letter of praise from Mikael. But even if it were satire, the obsessive, time-consuming, single-minded dedication it requires still makes him a totally whacked out nutjob with no life.

I can't imagine anyone being that obsessed for purely satirical purposes.

But I can see it in someone with Bush Derangement Syndrome. Look at the IFP: At its core it's nothing but a lot of gratuitous Bush-bashing, e.g., the moonbats throwing shoes at a Bush puppet. What the hell is that supposed to accomplish? Does it really make them feel any better? Do they hate him any less? Will it bring them any closer to Mikael's Christmas wish for impeachment? Hell, no. What they say they want requires too much risk on their part, a risk they're not willing to take. If our forefathers were just as craven in thinking that throwing boots at a puppet of King George III would solve their problems, we wouldn't just be speaking German today. We'd be under Sharia law--like Europe almost is.

Theocritus is right. BDS really is a form of mental illness, and Wang Chung has the most incurable form.

Alas, my dear canine cosmonaut comrade, I'm afraid (VERY afraid) Wang really is that gullible.

Wang's site has to be satire, just look at the titles of his previous topics. If not he is clinically insane. Even so, I couldn't resist leaving a comment, so what does that say about me.

I think another Margaret has posted

LMAO!
Laika, did you notice that he then gave Margaret Sanger (deceased) her own posting?
Margaret Sanger visits Andrew Yu-Jen Wang's blog, and Wang responds to Sanger

and guess what...<br>Maksim visits Andrew Yu-Jen Wang's blog and says that George W. Bush “is also gassing Mexicans at the border”

this guy can't be for real, we should swamp him with comments and see how long it takes before he discontinues announcing everyones visit.

Maksim...."have children to please Barbara"?
Do you think Laura had a say in the matter?

Maybe it's some kind of robotic blog devoid of humor and a certain lack of historical intelligence? Either that or it's the deepest satire barely known to mankind.

This is hilarious, he took a sarcastic comment I posted on a Flickr thread about the border fence, and treated it as if its a valid news story.
George W. Bush: gassing Mexican nationals

which one of you Cubist is the man behind the curtain? No one can be this insane and still functional.
<br>For those who don't know, Flickr is a hotbed of left wing loons, and I do entertain myself from time to time jousting with them. If you care to take a peep at the moonbats U.S. Politics and the World group is a good place to start.

Don't worry Maksim, Pancho Villa will come to the rescue.

What a numb nut
Let's see how he responds.

Laika, People's Space Hero Dog,

I just posted on Wang's site as "Captain Ramos"(Che's CIA code name).shhh...teehee..it's off to torment the moonbat, Wang.......

I found this when I visited his site that redirected me to Flicker:
<quote from
George Bush aide dies in plane crash
Mystery surrounds the death of a Republican pollster, recently compelled to give evidence about alleged election fraud in the 2004 election in Ohio, after he was killed in a plane crash.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/38859...

They are blogging about 2004's election? How lame!

Is there any small hope of sagacity returning to this country?

Oh, for the love of--(choke)--look what Wang has scraped up this time!

Does George W. Bush Have Autism?

The Rain Man promptly weighed in, and the Wang Man just as promptly replied with his usual B.S.:



Anonymous said...
Well, does he? On what do you base this question, Mr. Wang?

Raymond Babbitt
December 27, 2008 1:11 PM


Anonymous said...
Oh, I see now, Mr. Wang. You posted all the links at the same time I left my first comment, because when I first came here, all I saw was "DOES GEORGE W. BUSH HAVE AUTISM?" but nothing else.

Of course, by the time you posted all those links, it was too late. Just like the syrup for my pancakes.

All the best,

Raymond Babbitt
December 27, 2008 1:16 PM
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[URL=https://www.blogger.com/profile/02124800632211585832]Andrew Yu-Jen Wang said...
Raymond Babbitt:

Indeed, many people have questioned whether Bush has autism. And thus, there must have been reason to suspect or wonder whether Bush has autism. After all, there is overwhelming evidence indicating that Bush is in fact severely mentally ill. Dr. Justin Frank (a renowned psychiatrist) wrote an entire book about it.

Have a great day.

Andrew
[url=http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com/2008/12/does-george-w-bush-have-autism.html?showComment=1230413040000#c2660440229743501224]December 27, 2008 1:24 PM<br>[URL=https://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=2000419516810039115&postID=2660440229743501224] [/URL]

Oh, hell--one more comment so he'll have a new topic to blog about. Any wagers on what the title of his next entry will be?

Mr. Wang, Bush might be mentally ill, but autism is not considered a mental illness. Besides, Bush is such an evil person that to suggest he's autistic is a grave insult to autistic people. You may as well throw a shoe at them.

K-Mart sucks.

Happy Kwaanzza,

Raymond Babbitt

December 27, 2008 1:35 PM

Laika the Space Dog wrote:
Comrades, Maybe Wang is really one of us? Just maybe...maybe...his satire runs deeper than ours? Maybe, just maybe...he's duping the whole world?
Nobody is this gullible.

I personally know a man, called demogorgon on Huffpo. Trust me, they are that gullible.

There's wacked and then there's WACKED

Greetings Technician Demarovski!

You have picked a fine thread to post on.
Please, let's not be too judgmental.
If somebody is wacked, George W. Bush is blameworthy.
Ask Wang.

Ahhh, forgive me Laika! I must do penance for my discrimination. We are all equal, no? Well, except for our dear leaders. I have strayed, I feel compelled to dig potatoes...(finds shovel and heads off to the fields)

I must do penance for my discrimination.

No potatoes. Your penance is ask Wang. Then we'll talk potatoes, besides, Pinkie has yet to issue your shovel. I'd hate to see you get your fingernails dirty digging for spuds in your bare hands.
The tundra is very hard and cold this time of year too.

Wang got my vote. I used to hang out at the Fillmore on New Year's Eve, but Wang makes me feel alive again. All the Super Stars hang with Wang.

Comrades! Today I consulted the Oracle at Wang, and was gifted with an epiphany--the solution to how we can help Mime and Crunchie continue their brave, valiant mission to bring the evil Bushitler to justice!

Just because Bush leaves office in a few weeks, doesn't mean Jodin's "cherished tool" of Impeachment is dead. They need only switch to prosecution. Yes! Their new movement(cough) and URL should be http://www.prosecutebushforjustice.org or PBJ. They can retire the Peach logo in favor of a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich.

Comrade Wang has already started the ball rolling in the form of a mass e-mail to whatever newspapers he was able to scrape up:

Yadda yadda blah blah

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:

I saw at https://www.dailypaul.com/node/77368 a wonderful idea. It is suggested that the news media should be contacted—and George W. Bush's prosecution should be demanded.
<br>“George W. Bush . . . must be held accountable” (https://www.dailypaul.com/node/77368).

I thought I would contact all of you to demand George W. Bush's prosecution.

Indeed, Bush must be prosecuted for war crimes.

Indeed, Bush must be prosecuted for murder—as indicated by the renowned former prosecutor, Vincent Bugliosi.

Moreover, the American people should know that George W. Bush is not only a war criminal: for example, he is also a hate-crime criminal. And Bush must also be prosecuted for whatever hate crimes.



George W. Bush had better stop committing hate crimes.

OR ELSE!

Hey, Commissarka,

I just posted at Wang's website. Want to respond?....teehee.... http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com/20 ... wangs.html


I'm having so much fun; I just posted at this thread, answering some douchbag called Fabio who laments that Bush reads romance novels! LMAO<br>http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com/20 ... lover.html

PS Our Hero Space Dog has bestowed the Order of Laika on Che' for my courage in ferreting out the enemy! Many thanks, Hero Dog of the People!

I voted for all the above as I, like the Marshall, do not desire that portions of my anatomy be placed in jeopardy.
After voting I noticed I took the 'Safe' course along with 53% of the voting populace. (Can the nice poll monitor now remove the knife from my back?)
After reading all of these offerings and the offerings from the candidates I am retiring to my room for some refreshing naps to regain my equilibrium from all the spinning that went on. Spin, then counter spin, and additions of mass confusion to throw everything into perspective have made me dizzy.
Truly the Wang has much to offer the world and if anyone figures out what it is then they should receive an award for turning garbage into produce.
The Mime is a true borderline psychopath genius and needs no help from anyone as he / she / they, march down the path to to utter unimportance.
I think I saw Mr Denny in the photo shopped pic of a man standing on a balcony of Tower One with the airplane approaching.
Perhaps at some time I will post on the Wangers er Wangs site after I am able to regain control of my laugh muscles. (Gullible does not describe him)
As to the Mime, silence is indeed Golden but in his case even silence speaks volumes and they are boring and less than erudite volumes.
Ahh, Life can be fun again.
Fish anyone?

I think I saw Mr Denny in the photo shopped pic of a man standing on a balcony of Tower One with the airplane approaching.

I believe GOP is on to something here! It isn't photshopped!
Notice the parachute strapped to Mr. Denny's back! Mr. Denny has repeatedly stated Bushitler brought down the WTC Towers and it was an FBI/CIA coverup. Mr. Denny was verifying all the explosive charges that was placed on each floor but he didn't know when the remote controlled plane piloted by Cheney was going to slam into the building, creating plausible deniabilty for the Most Evil Administration Ever. The parachute was a backup just in case he was trapped on the top floor after completing his mission.
No sooner than after he finished did Cheney strike!
Too late Cheney!
Mr. Denny got the goods on you and parachuted to safety!

impeach/evict!

At once!
To wait is to lolly gag and allow him (?) to leave under more than Honorable circumstances and that cannot be allowed.
Not photshopped! I was fooled. Where do I apply for my certificate of foolery?
I am glad Mr Denny was able to foil the plans of the Cheney / Bush Cabal, (Bush / Cheney?) and make a Grand Slam of the finished product.
What else can we expect to see on the 'menu' of the Impeachment proceedings?

The Mime™ wins by a landslide.
Being that he's from Minnesota, a trunk full of votes has been recently discovered in the back of a Prius driven by a Democratic poll worker with ADD who got distracted by a shiny object and forgot to turn them in....but as you know, every vote must be counted, especially those found in the trunk of a Prius a month later.
Wang quit blogging and his parents have unplugged his computer.
Dennis M. Mccullough is on the lam again for his outstanding warrant and cannot be reached.

Pinkie, please send the Mime™ his shovel, beet, and GOOGF card.