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Throw a Communist Bloc Party!

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Comrades, tonight is the night to have a local block party. Shoot fireworks. Give away prizes. Free beer. The proles must not watch Glenn Beck on Faux Noise this evening. As all made progressives know, Faux Noise is never right but this evening that pop-eyed fat little right-wing monster is proposing something monstrous: he's going to have on Eric Massa.

Eric Massa is the Congressman from New York who just resigned, not even serving a full term. It was said that he made improper advances against a male aide, but when did that ever stop a Progressive?

Remember Gerry Studs was censured in 1983 for having an affair with a 17-year-old male page. Censured but not thrown out, and in 1983 too. We've had a lot of sex since then to immunize us. 1983 was the Reagan terror and was not at all sympathetic to anything but fascist reich-wingers.

Kennedys have a right in the Constitution, put in by John Adams himself, to prong anything that they want to, or to kill people out of carelessness, and still they're our Royal Family.

Let's remember Bonnie Fwank from Massachusetts, and his embroilment with Steve Gobie, a male prostitute.

But it's obvious that we must believe that this is a sex scandal because the traitor Massa tonight on Glenn Beck is going to maintain that he was forced from office because he voted against Cap-n-Tax and isn't for Obamacare. "We can pass it now," Rahm Emanuel is supposed to have said as he ate his lunch, a bucket of raw rat's tails.

The White House is calling Massa's contention "ridiculous," which of course is code for "Man the barricades! They've got a good one! utterly true.

I guess the moral is that if you're enough of a Progressive you can be a Prongressive too and get away with it.

Tonight, Tuesday, on Glenn Beck.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Kennedys have a right in the Constitution, put in by John Adams himself, to prong anything that they want to, or to kill people out of carelessness, and still they're our Royal Family.

Let's remember Bonnie Fwank from Massachusetts, and his embroilment with Steve Gobie, a male prostitute.

The White House is calling Massa's contention "ridiculous," which of course is code for "Man the barricades! They've got a good one! utterly true.

I guess the moral is that if you're enough of a Progressive you can be a Prongressive too and get away with it..

These things are true, dear Commissar, but having just had the startled of my life, when what to my shocked eyes appeared.... Comrade of Personal Destruction, Rahm 'the finger' Emanuel... in my shower.
I'm not sure how long it will take to recover or get that vision of un-sugar plums grapenuts dancing out of my head. There's something seriously wrong with that man!!

I do love a Prog Party but they always seem to end the same........

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Fraulein, how do you tell a Tea Party from a Prog Party? It's easy. The Progs break out windows, loot businesses, and leave trash everywhere. Whereas the Tea Partiers are unimaginative nerds who pick up after themselves, are polite, and don't break out windows.

That's why I hate them. Where's the rage? Where's the rage?

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It's there, Theocritus. It's simply in code.

Everything they say and do is a code for their insane rage and racism.

I see it as surely as I see the Emperor's nifty new threads.

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What we need is to infiltrate some Tea Parties, and smash windows and cause trouble in order to discredit the reichwingers! Of course some of them carry guns, but I'm sure we can deal with that too.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Fraulein, how do you tell a Tea Party from a Prog Party? It's easy. The Progs break out windows, loot businesses, and leave trash everywhere. ....

This is done solely to gain the attention of the adoring media, dear Commissar. Who does'n't love a brawl? Cars set on fire? Not to mention the delightful broken bottle, can, food treats and bodies, left on the streets, to provide work for Unions SEIU members. After all, these are our people!

ImageThose lazy baggers never have leavings behind! Which means, NO WORK FOR THE COLLECTIVE. Total selfishness!

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Creative violence, what a brilliant idea. I'm sure our anarchist friends would have no trouble infiltrating the ranks of the Tea Baggers just as they always manage to show up at Leftwing demonstrations. With their clever ski mask disguises and all black clothing nobody would give them any notice. Then once they strike, let the Tea Baggers try and deny that they weren't invited just as we always do.

I ask you, who is the media gonna believe huh?

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:It's there, Theocritus. It's simply in code.

Everything they say and do is a code for their insane rage and racism.

I see it as surely as I see the Emperor's nifty new threads.

The diversity found at the Tea Parties is also suspect. I think it's all fake. As you know, anarchists are usually young white people wearing grunge attire, with sullen looks on their faces. Not much diversity there.


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Last night I was listening to Mean Mike Malloy the Moaning Moonbat on America Left. He was going on about the white tea-baggers, and if 5M says it, it's right. Although I'm still having some trouble. He said that snow in 49 states is not proof that there is no global warming. "Snow," he thundered, between moans and sighs, "is not proof that it's cold. It's proof that there's <i>moisture</i>." I'm still waiting for the ice-cube trays on my kitchen counter to freeze up but that's another story.

Eric Massa performed wonderfully for Glenn Beck last night. He spent half his time "owning" his actions and saying how guilty he was and the other half of his time not answering questions. And imagine Glenn Beck's face when at the end he apologized for wasting the viewers' time.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Last night I was listening to Mean Mike Malloy the Moaning Moonbat on America Left. He was going on about the white tea-baggers, and if 5M says it, it's right. Although I'm still having some trouble. He said that snow in 49 states is not proof that there is no global warming. "Snow," he thundered, between moans and sighs, "is not proof that it's cold. It's proof that there's <i>moisture</i>." I'm still waiting for the ice-cube trays on my kitchen counter to freeze up but that's another story.

Eric Massa performed wonderfully for Glenn Beck last night. He spent half his time "owning" his actions and saying how guilty he was and the other half of his time not answering questions. And imagine Glenn Beck's face when at the end he apologized for wasting the viewers' time.

Ah yes! The wonders of comrade Massa's performance. The Beckster fell for his phony Let- me- give- you- the- dirty- lowdown- trick. But, I came away confused if Rahmie was just flopping around in the shower after Massa or simply flopping around trying to get clean, as the White House proposed.

Everyone knows that snow is only an example of hard wetness... not cold. (if anyone isn't sure, then a trip to Jiffy-Lobo is required). We had 12" of hard water, but it's GONE. GONE, I SAY! Melted. THIS PROVED GLOBALBALONEY GLOBAL WARMING, does it not?!

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I'm so confused, Fraulein. 5M tells me that snow means moisture and not cold and so AGW is not disproved. Since I have vested so much of my life and very rationale for being in AGW--hell, I could say it's my <i>raison d'être</i>--I had to be proactive about AGW.

I turned off my fridge and left the door open.

THE ICE MELTED! Game, set, match.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I'm so confused, Fraulein. 5M tells me that snow means moisture and not cold and so AGW is not disproved. Since I have vested so much of my life and very rationale for being in AGW--hell, I could say it's my <i>raison d'être</i>--I had to be proactive about AGW.

I turned off my fridge and left the door open.

THE ICE MELTED! Game, set, match.

THAT explains a lot. The gulag was flooded last week.

This is distressing. Possibly entailing direct contact with his holy greatness, Algore, High Priest of Globalbaloney Globalwarming. He will have the answers you seek and the BS to flush it down with.

Just behold whatglobal warming climate change has done. Distressing. These poor dears are so hot...

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Comrades

Democrats just release tape of how the Rahm and Massa Congressional Bath scene went down





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Do I recognize Tony Curtis' voice? And the name... Ah. <i>Spartacus</i>. Haven't seen that one in 30 years. I love those old socialist-realist pictures, of some downtrodden person rising to throw off the shackles of the Halliburton which would rise only 1900 years later.

And I do love those old double entendres.

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Yes indeed comrade.

At first I thought Curtis was saying Massa but it was actually Master
Well, it was the thought that count

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This is a real party. Man, our boys really knew how to tie one on........ isn't Karl just the cutest. And I appreciate their thoughtfullness in using cheapplastic cups.

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Par-TAY! One hundred million killed, and that's just a drop in the bucket!

I don't know how all you comrades feel, but as I listen to America Left, which holds my heart in its clammy grasp, I realize that I am not alone in thinking that I'm the most miserable person on earth. Now Mike Malloy can't be more miserable than I am--that's a given, I gave it so STFU.

I like the idea of our socialist brothers having a good time. Because it hides completely the fact that we are miserable, alienated, isolated people who have a deep and complete loathing for our fellow man and are looking for excuses to kill him, and us, off.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
I like the idea of our socialist brothers having a good time. Because it hides completely the fact that we are miserable, alienated, isolated people who have a deep and complete loathing for our fellow man and are looking for excuses to kill him, and us, off.

Spot on Theo. When the mean girls at school used to beat me up (because the other boys thought that bullying me was beneath their dignity) I didn't cry. I'd just grit my teeth and mutter under my breath "Someday I'll get even with all of you, someday I'll help elect a black socialist President."

"Who's laughing now?"
--Uncle Adolf

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There is one thing to be said in praise of Barry O. After his election no one can accuse America of being racist.

Or of having higher standards than the rest of the world and looking down out noses.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Par-TAY! One hundred million killed, and that's just a drop in the bucket!

I don't know how all you comrades feel, but as I listen to America Left, which holds my heart in its clammy grasp, I realize that I am not alone in thinking that I'm the most miserable person on earth. Now Mike Malloy can't be more miserable than I am--that's a given, I gave it so STFU.

I like the idea of our socialist brothers having a good time. Because it hides completely the fact that we are miserable, alienated, isolated people who have a deep and complete loathing for our fellow man and are looking for excuses to kill him, and us, off.

This is what I loath love the most about our glorious radical lefties . . . after listening to them, reading their biasedly ignorant enlightened blogs and articles, I am totally depressed overjoyed at the 'state' I'm in and find myself, also, hating Amerika. A suspension of disbelief overtakes and consumes! ahh, there's nothing like our jackass beloved left.

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I am beginning to believe that there is a fixed amount of happiness in the world, which is how the left looks at money by the way. You just get what you can from other people. I'm so glad that our leftie friends reject all forms of happiness for their own drama-queen, apocalyptic moaning. Which means that there's more happiness for me.

Since I'm a made prog, I am never happy in public because people might decide that things were okay and no longer entrust me with their money or liberties. But in private I'm as happy as our Many Titted Empress with her snout and trotters in a trough of OPM.

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Happiness is overrated. What prog's strive for is being equally miserable equality.

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Another reason. When Mike Malloy, the most proggerfic man in the world today, has anyone who disagrees with him even in 1% of 1% of 1%, he starts shaking with rage and yelling his talking points.

That can't make him happy when everything that isn't an echo from the mirror upsets him.

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Comrade Malloy sounds much like comrade Olbermann and his self-serving rantstrue prog, suspension of disbelief, in which he's so proud. Drowning in self delusion, is what makes real progs, happily miserable progs.

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Fraulein, let's never forget that the strength of Keith Olbermann is that he's a feckless, Marxist fool. And tool. If he could think, do you think he'd be such a staunch prog?

We need biased people because, well, unbiased people would throw us into the ocean.


 
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