TPC, Washington Bureau -- The excitement is palpable today as the Democrats welcome the candidacy of Major General Soleimani for the Party nomination for the President of the United States of America.

Soleimani's aggressive take-no-prisoners style and proven "resist and persist" bonafides to the entire "Make America Great Again" agenda have immediately put him in the lead ahead of the other Democrat nominees. His fundraising has gone through the roof the first day of his announcement.

Campaigning on an open platform of being an explicit agent of a hostile foreign power, Soleimani has finally removed the last barrier that had held the Democratic Party back in its campaigning strategies of short-term electoral domestic realpolitik.

2020 finally heats up for an interesting campaign.

DNC announcement: Whoever stole our box of General Soleinami from the DNC doorstep please return it. There is a reward.

Are dead voters gonna say yes to Soleimani - the already dead candidate?

Found this making rounds on the internyet.

He's doing well!

Margaret wrote:

Will his running mate be Jeff Dunham?

Red Square wrote:Will his running mate be Jeff Dunham?

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Better be or he'll keeeeel somebody.

Call me crazy but all the sudden I've got a hankering for some smoked salami.

Don't believe the lies! Hillary is the most experienced agent of hostile foreign powers!

It's never too late to vote Hillary!