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Russian ships caught in ice, er, plastic

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Comrades, I come to you with news from the motherland where Russian ships are encountering severe weather and getting stuck in the Arctic ice that disappeared in 2015 (according to Pope AlGore I PBUH).

Since we Klimate Scientists are never wrong, all of that White Stuff is obviously plastic that was dumped into the oceans by Evil Kapitalists, and not "ice" as is being reported in the Regressive media.

Do not be deceived: there is no ice at the North Pole, and hasn't been since 2015.

Sudden Freeze-Up Disrupts Supply Chain on Russia's Northern Sea Route


The quickly accumulating sea-ice on the Northern Sea Route is creating a potentially critical situation along Russia's east Arctic coast. For several weeks, a number of ships have been trapped in thick sea-ice.

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Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Lysenkomann,

I have observed this phenomenon before. When I was living in the luxurious gulag in The Alaskan People's Republic we were often treated to news that must have been written by the descendants of Orwell.

Often the headline story on The Anchorage Daily News The Daily Worker would be some reporting on how all of Alaska was melting and we were all going to have to trim the palm trees for a living by Next Tuesday ™. Right under said story would be another report about how the port in Nome had frozen a month early and the proletariat there were all going to die because the last fuel and grocery barge could not reach them. Of course we believed both stories with all our hearts.

Relishing the twin streams of The Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

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Red Salmon wrote:
Relishing the twin streams of The Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon
When has awoken the proper conscienceless, one can transcend Bourgeoise cognitive dissonance.

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Rikalonius wrote:
Red Salmon wrote:
Relishing the twin streams of The Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon
When has awoken the proper conscienceless, one can transcend Bourgeoise cognitive dissonance.

Yeah, in BidenTime®, it doesn't matter if it's ice, or plastic. keeping the ships from dock. In California, just a stupid idea keeps the ships from docking. Plastic? Ice?? a Stupid Idea??? it's all the same in the end. Communism sucks.

Or, the people in charge aren't doing communism right.

Over Marxgiving holiday, like 3 times, Diet Dr. Pepper was not available in fountain drink form. In TEXAZISTAN!!! This can't be communism done correctly. No way.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549

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This could interfere with the "Save the Penguins" rally/beach party we had planned for on the ice free Arctic Circle. But do not fear, there's always Settled Science™.
Years ago, when Bill Clinton was meteorologist in chief, he said Gullible Global Warming could trigger an unusually cold winter. But even more evidence has been provided by the unbiased BBC in which they link a warmer Arctic to colder winters through some sort of yet undiscovered sorcery.
Where would we be without Settled Science™?

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'pelipsky don't know, Komissar al-Blogunov, but unsettled science is all 'pelipsky hears. Unsettled, unsettled, on and on, endlessly.

Is this narrative drone like some kind of hypeasyndrometorture??? Sometimes, 'pelipsky gets these headaches...what if it's because of the drone of unsettled science???


 
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