In yesterday's news conference, Jen Psaki told reporters that "not even being a cadaver will stop the president from running in 2024." White House press secretary continued, "If the dead can vote Democrat, why can't they also run for office and govern from the beyond? It would only be a logical next step in strengthening our democracy."

"Just like not baking the Thanksgiving turkey will save Americans untold amounts of money," she explained, "the government can save millions by no longer needing security details or even the Secret Service for a president who is no more."

Jen Psaki further outlined the strategy of defunding the Secret Service along with the nation's law enforcement and military, and investing all that previously wasted money into putting everyone on welfare. "There will be even enough left to pay for free college tuition of anyone who signs up for transgender and white supremacists studies," Psaki said. "Тhe rest won't need any education, for in the future the only available jobs will be in sexual fluidity."

"But teachers shouldn't worry about losing their jobs," she continued. "If they still want to work, which is a silly thing to do under the circumstances, they can always teach one another."

"The future is bright, so the Americans needn't worry," Psaki assured the reporters. "Joe is not worried about their future either, before or after he 'Builds it Back Sometime' from the beyond. My job would be so much easier if the rest of you would try and be more like him."

"If the dead can vote Democrat and count votes, why can't they also run for office and govern from the beyond? It would only be a logical next step in saving our democracy."

Brilliant! What could possibly go wrong?

Is obvious truth. Most members of UniParty are already brain-dead and have been for some time. When their eyes are open, they can no longer even see anything except for dollar signs. Being actually literally dead will make little or no difference.

Besides, Comrade Psaki is pure Organ of Truth for UniParty, and she would speak no lies truth.

Most esteemed Comrades and Commissars,

Doesn't this all depend on Current Truth's definition of life? Maybe Dr. Fauci zapps the corpseman of Joe Biden, so Biden can stand up and walk. 'pelipsky's seen this done in movies. then the corpseman of Biden can once again sing and dance. and Putin On The Ritz almost as good as a live Biden.



What if The Collective pulled Dr. Fauci's grant funding to keep corpsemans, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Swamp Turtle 'alive'? Is keeping the dead alive worth the gain of function???

Everything depends on Current Truth's definition of life, which is currently being explained in The People's Supreme Court.

Quick poll: Which is more alive? Joe Biden, or a doctor who wants to kill a baby in the womb?

Live Life forelocktug,

'pelipsky, over and out