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Progressive World of This Wednesday Bill HAS FAILED!

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Republicans are UNPATRIOTIC! They refuse to vote for the Progressive World of This Wednesday Bill!

GET

THIS

BAILOUT

PASSED

NOW

I

AM

SINKING

LIKE

A

ROCK!

BTW - McCain is to BLAME for this bill's failure!

[highlight=#ff0000]PEOPLE'S UPDATE:[/highlight] Did you see my non-partisan non-political speech? We are all about bipartisanship here in the Children's Congress. We love working with the Republicans (and then dumping on them for our mistakes).



The gravy train chugs on, Comrades! Choo choo! We will bring those who are responsible for this mess to justice! Barney Frank and Chriss Dodd will find those responsible! Make no mistake about it!

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bailout bailout
our planes going down
bailout bailout
the grounds going round and
round and round and
Nancy!
hang on,
hang on nancy, Nancy hang on!
hang on nancy,
nancy hang on!
Hang on Nancy! Nancy hang on!

and aim for that white house down there


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It's not all that bad, the stock market may reach negative numbers as a result.

Nancy wrote:Republicans are UNPATRIOTIC! They refuse to vote for the Progressive World of This Wednesday Bill!

GET

THIS

BAILOUT

PASSED

NOW

I

AM

SINKING

LIKE

A

ROCK!

BTW - McCain is to BLAME for this bill's failure!

Indeed! How dare the Republicans think that "Not doing it the right way is just as bad as doing nothing at all"

Even though this bill gives so much power in one person's hand and has clauses to help back Special Interest groups like ACORN, and doesn't give a crap to the actual innocent taxpayers that were on neither side of the greed/stupidity of the whole cause of the near-crash (greedy Wall streeters and low-income yuppies jumping on introductory-low-interest deals).

That doesn't matter! It's not important HOW we try to put out the fire...

It's just important that we throw ANY kind of liquid of ANY kind ONTO the fire!

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And the horrible Republicans fail to see that!

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Nancy wrote: Barney Frank and Chriss Dodd will find those responsible! Make no mistake about it!

Yay, Barney and Chris are finally going to find themselves! Who said they couldn't find their asses with both hands and a flashlight?

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Considering that we have loyal apparatchiks in the majority, Republicans may pay for their transgressions, but disloyal comrades of the Democratic party will truly feel the wrath of Comrade Nancy's wrath once the dust has settled.

If you thought the jet flames from Comrade Hilary's broom was hot....wait until you see the white, hot magnesium burn from Comrade Nancy's preferred mode of transportation....

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The Title had me worried that BILL Clinton has failed at something...I am glad to know that his legacy is unchanged.

This means that Congress has failed?...like a capitalist bank?

So, we must now hurry legislation through to ...

BAIL OUT CONGRESS NOW!

Or at least send more cash to the progressive members and ask them nicely to put more effort in regulating those evil conservatives.

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Comrade “Pul”
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Perhaps we need to purge some members in the House?? The Party doesn't have much tolerance for failure.

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Where is my fiddle!? Everyone help Mama Nancy find her fiddle! The world is burning down to the ground and I cannot for the life of me find my fiddle!?

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Uh, Madame Speaker...doesn't the Congress actually set fiscal policy, not the White House?

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Uh, Madame Speaker...doesn't the Congress actually set fiscal policy, not the White House?


Comrade! FACTS are not relevant to this discussion! The Party has an economy to undermine, panic to spread and a Revolution to fuel! How do you expect this to happen if you keep bringing up (ugh) FACTS???? Get with the program, please!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Uh, Madame Speaker...doesn't the Congress actually set fiscal policy, not the White House?

No.

Next question, please!

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Better yet, I am done answering questions today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow and any day past tomorrow that is before November 4th.

I will resume answering questions after November 4th and would kindly ask, in the meantime, for all important questions to be at least one word. Time is of the essence and I simply cannot take the time to answer questions that are more than one word.

Thank you.

Actually, when really thinking about it, I would prefer no questions period. Unless, yes, unless it is a question on how awful the Republicans are and why they need to be all thrown out for letting this bill fail. Yes, questions about Republicans are acceptable. Questions about my book are also acceptable so long as they meet my Book Questions FAQ which is posted at House.gov -- all one hundred pages, I might add.

Thank you.

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The Book Questions FAQ are answers which are frequently asked about my book and therefore already answered for you. So once again, I am not taking questions unless it is about the failure of the Republican leadership to pass this important bill.

No questions.

No interviews.

The Republicans are to blame.

Thank you all.

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Before I go: My book sales are up.

Thank you.

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We thought we would make the congressional Repubs dance to our tune and throw popcorn at them, and that would be such a nice bipartisan event. But they got offended and jeopardized the entire country's future because "their feelings got hurt." How selfish and insensitive of them!

Aren't we glad, comrades, that Mitt Romney is not the Republican candidate? Obama would be in trouble if he were to compete with Romney on economy. But McCain is so easy.

Sometimes it's hard to tell if we should throw popcorn at McCain because he seems to be one of us... But we must focus and remember that until the election is over, McCain is the evil racist bloodthirsty bigot who must be constantly humiliated. Once we win and are safely in power, he may be allowed to play maverick again with out subservient media. He may be quite useful yet...


Is that what the problem is?? Has Nancy been doing the books for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac?? Well done, Nancy!!

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Nancy wrote:Before I go: My book sales are up.

Thank you.

Yes, I bought another one...good Party compost starter material.


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Comrade “Pul”
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Brain in a Jar wrote:Uh, Madame Speaker...doesn't the Congress actually set fiscal policy, not the White House?
Comrade! Report to the nearest re-education camp and bring your shovel. Wait until Pinkie hears about this.

You are in <i>so.o.o.o.</i> much trouble.

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Comrade SexyBrain....I'm soooo glad I'm not you.....ahhh,the terror of a shovel-wielding Ms. Pinkie.....

Btw,comrades,who is this dork Dennis creature who writes such scintillating shit stuff?

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He, dear Hussy, is a valued member of the community. And he wears several hats, and all of them are the most glorious tinfoil.

I haven't heard from you recently. I was sort of hoping that you'd change my luck. Once while Our Many Titted Empress was passed out, drunk on virgins' blood, <i>again</i>, I found myself musing in the respite about dear old Hussies n' Thingies. Bruno, whose only intelligence is jealousy, which is the lowest sort, but is if you think about it rather Darwinian, immediately pitched a fit. So I threw some rhinestones in the pool and that satisfied him for a while. And proffered a bath, too.

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I DENOUNCE YOU PELOSIVICH!!

It is you who have failed the party for not forcing the capitalists to pass this bill! It is you who did not sufficiently rig the system so that our Central Planning Bill would sail through the People's House!! It is your duty to the Party to keep The People's House in line and you have failed the Party miserably!! Now the Obamessiah had to divert his attention from keeping the proles in line to clean up your mess!

You must be purged!! The Party will not tolerate failure!!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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O'Brien, it will be very hard to catch her. So fast do her pop eyes swivel that she has the vision of a fly.

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Be not disheartened Comrade O'Brien,

The economic mess and the 1st failure of the House Bail-out-to-socialize-Wall-Street Bill proceeds exactly as outlined in the last 5-year Democrat Plan (and every preceding plan since The Social Security Act of 1935.)

This second 400+ page Bill from the Senate has enough pork to hide the expanding government socialism from the Fat-Cat-Capitalist.

Soon, The People will own all of the Wall Street Penthouses and dachas. And since the proles can't all fit into them, some of the Party Leadership will have to administer and care for those buildings and operations--see party's glorious operation of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in handing out entitlements while returning wealth to The Party where it is safeguarded for good example of Party duties and responsibilities.

I have already written and called my Rep with my views on this matter--he is lackey of Dallas regional capitalists and claims to resist Pelosi. We just need to find the correct currency to allow the capitalists to sell us the rope for hanging.

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Pul wrote:We just need to find the correct currency to allow the capitalists to sell us the rope for hanging.
I see, Pul, that although your heart is in exactly the right place, you are not exactly <i>au courrant</i> with the modern progressive mind set.

We do not buy the rope. We tell the Kapitalists that it is racist not to give it to us, and when their heads are swimming, we say that we expect environmentally friendly hempen rope.

That'll fetch 'em every time. If you do it right, they lick your boots too. Works for Jesse Jackson.

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Thank you Comrade,

I confess that my Newspeak isn't what it should be. In fact, I was caught plagiarizing stuck in last century's Leninspeak. Of course, the progressives in the House ARE stuck in the past century Leninist.

What matters is the children and the fact that the Glorious revolution is moving forward faster now that the House has passed the Big Bailout.



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Commissar Theocritus wrote:He, dear Hussy, is a valued member of the community. And he wears several hats, and all of them are the most glorious tinfoil.

I haven't heard from you recently. I was sort of hoping that you'd change my luck. Once while Our Many Titted Empress was passed out, drunk on virgins' blood, <i>again</i>, I found myself musing in the respite about dear old Hussies n' Thingies. Bruno, whose only intelligence is jealousy, which is the lowest sort, but is if you think about it rather Darwinian, immediately pitched a fit. So I threw some rhinestones in the pool and that satisfied him for a while. And proffered a bath, too.
Poor Bruno....always diving to the shallow end....I feel his pain.
I read through a few of the posts by Dennis on other threads.....he's just delicious :) And most definitely a valuable contributor to the Cube. His words have seared my gloriously shallow soul....I feel I've been branded w/ a big "D"

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Hussies 'n' Thingies, I think you should know that Dennis is a tortured soul who's not only the Poet Laureate of The People's Cube, but he's my--er--ahem--shall we say, "special someone." He's very sweet and sensitive, and like, totally understands me.

As Betinov (or what's left of him) has no doubt told you already, I'm very jealous and will not hesitate to use my shovel on anyone who tries to lure my man away from me.

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The People's Proverb of the Day: Better it be for a man to stand in front of a speeding T-80 with a drunken Uzbeck at the controls, than to stand between Pinkie and her Beefcake du Jour.

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Hussies n' Thingies wrote:
Commissar Theocritus wrote:He, dear Hussy, is a valued member of the community. And he wears several hats, and all of them are the most glorious tinfoil.

I haven't heard from you recently. I was sort of hoping that you'd change my luck. Once while Our Many Titted Empress was passed out, drunk on virgins' blood, <i>again</i>, I found myself musing in the respite about dear old Hussies n' Thingies. Bruno, whose only intelligence is jealousy, which is the lowest sort, but is if you think about it rather Darwinian, immediately pitched a fit. So I threw some rhinestones in the pool and that satisfied him for a while. And proffered a bath, too.
Poor Bruno....always diving to the shallow end....I feel his pain.
I read through a few of the posts by Dennis on other threads.....he's just delicious :) And most definitely a valuable contributor to the Cube. His words have seared my gloriously shallow soul....[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]I feel I've been branded w/ a big "D"[/HIGHLIGHT]
are you from Dallas? in the People's Republic of TexUS???

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Dennis T Mccullough wrote:bailout bailout
our planes going down
bailout bailout
the grounds going round and
round and round and
Nancy!
hang on,
hang on nancy, Nancy hang on!
hang on nancy,
nancy hang on!
Hang on Nancy! Nancy hang on!

and aim for that white house down there


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ummm...Hang on Sloopy??

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Hussies 'n' Thingies, I think you should know that Dennis is a tortured soul who's not only the Poet Laureate of The People's Cube, but he's my--er--ahem--shall we say, "special someone." He's very sweet and sensitive, and like, totally understands me.

As Betinov (or what's left of him) has no doubt told you already, I'm very jealous and will not hesitate to use my shovel on anyone who tries to lure my man away from me.

Did you disect liberate Betinov's brain from his skull with your shovel???

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Hussies 'n' Thingies, I think you should know that Dennis is a tortured soul who's not only the Poet Laureate of The People's Cube, but he's my--er--ahem--shall we say, "special someone." He's very sweet and sensitive, and like, totally understands me.

As Betinov (or what's left of him) has no doubt told you already, I'm very jealous and will not hesitate to use my shovel on anyone who tries to lure my man away from me.
Pinkie,I would never try to lure Dennis from your side. How could you even think that I would try. Have I not grovelled at your feet? Have I not shown you how much I idolize you?
I would not evah think of disrespecting you by trying to lure the man you adore away from your loving arms.......... I prostrate myself beneath your shovel and beg for your mercy.

But if you're through with Betinov,I could really use a new sex-toy.

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But if you're through with Betinov,I could really use a new sex-toy.


My dear, I have the sex-drive of a rhinoceros; there's no need to wait.

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A brain... having... sex...?

I'm so confused....

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Hussies n' Thingies wrote:Pinkie,I would never try to lure Dennis from your side. How could you even think that I would try. Have I not grovelled at your feet? Have I not shown you how much I idolize you?
I would not evah think of disrespecting you by trying to lure the man you adore away from your loving arms.......... I prostrate myself beneath your shovel and beg for your mercy.

But if you're through with Betinov,I could really use a new sex-toy.

In that case, Hussies, he's all yours. I softened him up for you (poor word choice there, methinks) What you see, however, is what's left of him after I was done with him--and no, Private Pravda--no shovel was involved.

But that little brain stem of his--WOW! Don't be deceived by it, Hussies--you know what they say--it's the motion of the ocean.

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I... I think I'm going... to throw up now....

[begin system purge]


 
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