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PROG OFF: The Simpsons' 50 reasons not to vote for Trump

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The forthcoming "Treehouse of Horror" episode of The Simpsons will contain a list of 50 reasons why the USSA should not give Trump a second term. Unfortunately, about half are patently false, most are not disqualifying reasons, and most deserve a great big SO WHAT.

‘The Simpsons' Goes Full Anti-Trump in Episode Listing 50 Reasons Not to Re-Elect Him

While the list may appear intentionally funny, you'll hurt your eyes looking for the humor because it's just as asinine as real reasons that Hollywood Dems might proffer.

Here's the list for those who don't care to click the link or watch The Simpsons:

  • Made it okay to shoot hibernating bears
  • Put children in cages
  • Called Mexicans rapists
  • Imitated disabled reporter
  • Looks lousy in a tennis outfit
  • Can't get wife to hold hand
  • Called third world countries ****holes
  • Called Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple'
  • Said Jewish people who vote Democrat are disloyal
  • Showed top secret documents at Mar-A-Lago restaurant
  • Called white supremacists ‘fine people'
  • Leaked classified information to Russian ambassador
  • Asked the president of Ukraine to investigate the Bidens
  • Called for China to investigate the Bidens
  • Walked into the dressing room at Miss Teen USA pageant
  • Pressed the Australian prime minister to help Barr investigate Mueller
  • Talked about grabbing *****
  • Lied about the size of his inauguration
  • Refused to release tax returns
  • Gutted the E.P.A.
  • Confiscated and destroyed interpreter's notes after meeting with Putin
  • Tweeted classified photo of Iran missile site
  • Called Baltimore a ‘disgusting, rat and rodent-infested mess'
  • Described Meryl Streep as ‘over-rated'
  • Leaked information to the press about the 2017 Manchester arena bombing
  • Did not attend any White House correspondents' dinner
  • Said Megyn Kelly had ‘blood coming out of her whatever'
  • Called Carly Fiorina ‘horseface'
  • Ruined impeachment
  • Brought Ivanka to the G7 summit
  • Corrupted Congress
  • Appointed and didn't fire Betsy DeVos
  • Put Jared in charge of Mideast
  • Served McDonald's to Clemson football team
  • Destroyed democracy
  • Lost Hong Kong
  • Threatened Marie Yovanovitch
  • Pulled the U.S. out of climate agreement
  • Allowed bounties on soldiers
  • Invaded Portland
  • Withdrew from W.H.O.
  • Bragged about knowing the date
  • Commuted sentences
  • Said to swallow bleach
  • Person, woman, man, camera, TV
  • Destroyed post office
  • Paid $750 in taxes
  • Wants third term
  • Wanted to be on Mount Rushmore


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The Simpsons have been infiltrated by the DNC speechwriters. Bart is the only one who can save us now.

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Komrads,

Are the Simpsons still on TV?

Red Salmon


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In all fairness, the episode was very funny and very clever.


 
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