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President Biden Inauguration Day Preview!

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The historic day is not approaching fast enough, so I thought we could share a preview of the planned Inauguration Day events for our future Dear Leader, Kamela Uncle Joe:

Biden to break with tradition and take oath of office by placing hand on child instead of Bible

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Lady who has been screaming “Noooooooo!” for the past four years to scream “Yesssssss!” for the next eight years.

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"Those protesting kids will become conservatives when they grow older. Don't mind them. They don't pose any threat."

(Anonymous lawmaker in the sixties)

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Minitrue wrote:"Those protesting kids will become conservatives when they grow older. Don't mind them. They don't pose any threat."

(Anonymous lawmaker in the sixties)
They all moved to Bern-Mont-istan. In my lifetime, it went from Calvin Coolidge conservatism to Bernie "free stuff!" land. You can get a roof put on your trailer paid for by the state. No sense building an actual sturdy house. Let's polish the turd, as they say in the fascist military.

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:
Minitrue wrote:"Those protesting kids will become conservatives when they grow older. Don't mind them. They don't pose any threat."

(Anonymous lawmaker in the sixties)
They all moved to Bern-Mont-istan. In my lifetime, it went from Calvin Coolidge conservatism to Bernie "free stuff!" land. You can get a roof put on your trailer paid for by the state. No sense building an actual sturdy house. Let's polish the turd, as they say in the fascist military.
Not to worry, comrade. The turd of socialism needs no polish. Just pick it up from the clean "Democratic Socialism" end.

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This is making rounds on the interwebs unattributed. The earliest instance of it I could find was from December 16th here.

Congratulations President Elect Biden!

With that said, I'm going to need some help from my Democrat Leftist friends.

1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident hashtag or is that reserved for Trump?
2. Do I have to accept the election results or can I cry for four years claiming election interference?
3. Am I entitled to see Biden's tax returns to learn how his income jumped dramatically in one year?
4. Am I allowed to trash anything that says Biden without repercussion because I'm just expressing myself?
5. Is there a sign-up somewhere for riots or do organizers call me or how does that work since I didn't get my way?
6. And, are businesses targeted because they supported Biden, or do I just pick a business that has something I want to take home?
7. Were the thousands of businesses that boarded up for fear of riots for conservatives or liberals? If they were for conservatives, did I miss the riots already???
8. Where are the safe spaces located? Is there a map or something? I may need to go cry for a little while (because of how stupid our country has become).
9. Does all the free stuff your party has promised just come, or do I have to quit my job first?
10. What is the address you guys have been sending all that extra tax money too since you think people aren't paying enough in taxes? I'm sure you have been voluntarily sending in more than required....
11. When my 401K crashes, will the President make up for that in give-a-ways or am I just screwed?
12. Since Socialism is what you just voted in, if my neighbor has something I want do I just take it or do I have to let him know I'm taking it?
13. When gas gets unaffordable, is there a EBT card for that?
14. I have seen the gatherings of conservatives protesting the election results, but something is wrong, nothing is getting destroyed. Did you guys go to a class for that or could you provide some pointers on how to do it right please?
15. The conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events yet the protests, and now election gatherings by liberals are not. Did you guys secretly come out with the vaccine?
16. Funny how CDC has come up with a vaccine soon after you were pronounced the president elect. Can you and all your family and colleagues take it first to ensure it works.
17. So now you are President elect is every death now on you, or is Trump responsibility just at your convenience?

I'm sorry for all the questions, this is all new to me. I want to make sure I get it right!

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Red Square wrote:This is making rounds on the interwebs unattributed. The earliest instance of it I could find was from December 16th here.

Congratulations President Elect Biden!

With that said, I'm going to need some help from my Democrat Leftist friends....
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I have tried to get some answers to these questions but it seems that all means of communication for Trump supporters have been blocked. I of course do not object to this, O kind masters, so please do not block me as well. Remember, I have the popcorn machines for the show trials.


 
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